The Random Rants Of Miss Ruby Tuesday

I miss my one time partner in crime... in the mud & in the ring....

The one & only Queen Kong aka Matilda The Hun.... aka "Queenie"

she may be gone but you can still

listen to her personality...

Yes- The evil clowns at the Crosnoe Circus love being on Youtube...

listen as they tell the police how famous they are....

Yep- The Evil Crosnoe Circus Clowns Linda & John Scream With Glee when they think "They Won"

The funny part was knowing they actually lost in Court for falsely accusing David Alexander of Elder Abuse...

and now David gets to sue for the false allegations, & loss of residency.

Listen to this reading of the Declaration of "Elder Abuse" allegedly encountered by me

as submitted by Circus Clown Linda Crosnoe

of the Crosnoe Circus to the Ventura County Courthouse in 2018

Its amazing what people can write on a piece of paper to obtain court hearings!

Fortunately I was able to disprove all the fabricated statements 

& then- sued her for the perjury committed 

on court documents to obtain personal gain.

I learned installing a microphone is not just plug n play!

Its Valentines Day 2023... Do What You Love!

The Crosnoe Circus Clowns Are Amused At The "Stay Away From My Fence" Signs!

They Also Despise The Lighting And Cameras!

The Crosnoe Circus Clowns Linda And Remy Learn They Are Being Sued For Their Fence Destruction Act.

Most Performers love lighting... but The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Hates It...

And she especially hates getting caught trying to remove it.

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Does Her Infamous Fainting Act In Front Of A Judge!

(what you don't get to hear or see... is her smiling & flipping me off as she is removed from the court)

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Loves To Distract With Nonsense Rants.

Its No Secret- "The Wheels Of Justice Turn Slowly" in Most Cases...

But... For Some Victims... The Justice System Victimizes The Victim.

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Loves To Perform For The Neighbors....

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Loves To Sing "Take Me To Court"

This is the Crosnoe Circus Clown John Who Destroys Property "Because He Wants To"

This is the sound of Clown Crosnoe thinking she "won" in court...

It's been rough- 2020 can not end soon enough....

Cheers to 2021 - may it be a better year!

Ugh... the theme for Halloween 2020 "No Treats For Anyone"

This year Halloween will be under a "Blue Full Moon" & landing on a Saturday after 2 decades...

No clubs open for dancing...  due to the "Stay At Home" orders still in effect...

& to add insult to injury- we are FORCED to turn our clocks back an hour...

in spite of "Daylight Savings" being voted out here in California...

Ironically it is World Mental Health Day & I was Just Thinking-

I NEED To Get Out & Have Some Fun To Remain Mentally Sane!

My Mom Has Passed....

Coronavirus Is Still Forcing Everyone To Alter Their Way Of Living...

YouTube Is Censoring My Bikini Videos...

Oh & Halloween Is Coming....

My mom is getting ready to say good-bye.... not due to coronavirus...

but... due to coronavirus... she was not able to see her doctor ....

Ok- It has now been 14 weeks since the "coronavirus pandemic" has altered the way we all live...

I'm eager to return to work... but- before I can...

I (& everyone else) must "abide by new rules"

Warning- this episode of Random Rants entails a LOT of ranting!

Thanks in advance for listening.

Warning- Yes- I'm ranting after being on house arrest for the last 7 weeks- 

not allowed to work- not allowed to go have any fun...

plus REQUIRED to wear a mask if I go to the grocery store...

obviously the coronavirus is taking a toll on the entire world...

but- I have a few questions.... 

Currently- you can't turn on the TV or scroll through Twitter or even go shopping,

without hearing & seeing the effects of the  "Corona Virus"...

It is the day after Valentines...

"No Dance- No Romance"

Everyday we hear sounds ... 

Question is... do you know what sound you are hearing??? :-D

Ugh....  as a die hard Windows 7 user - 

I'm not thrilled it is coming to an end on Tuesday (1-14-2020)

I LIKE Windows 7... & I don't want to switch to Windows 10.

It is a week before Christmas...

It's the birthday of my little brother,,, 

& Trump was impeached...

It is almost Halloween... 

& the RIP tombstones... are difficult to put on the lawn this year...

Randy Kelly 

12-18-1959 -10-26-2019

After 20 years of owning the same car... 

And- giving money to bills/ medical bills/ dental bills & court bills

I've come to the conclusion- I deserve to spend some money on something pretty.

You are never to old to learn something new....

for example: 

I learned a new car battery can make you fail a smog test!

My Stitches Got Removed...

& The Family Cat Is No Longer With Us.

I am currently healing from my latest Squamous Cell Skin Cancer Removal Surgery....

It Is August...

Summer Is Here... 

Triple Digits Every Day Of The Week...

I LOVE the heat.... :-D

In the 80s- I was one of those gals who LOVED tanning beds...

& I believed the hype about them being safer than the sun...

The reality is- I need a surgeon to undo the damage they caused.

#TanningBedsDoCauseSkinCancer #SquamousCellCarcinoma

I wore a few Bikinis on YouTube... & they demonetized me!

I'm 60 years old & Youtube thinks I'm too sexy...

No- I'm not insulted... I'm taking it as a compliment. :-D

I've been a long time customer of Mercury Car Insurance... 

It is TIME to give my money to someone else...

After "winning" my court battle against my neighbor...

I'm learning about the injustice of the justice system!

#KellyVsCrosnoe

I won in the court case against my neighbor who destroyed my fence... 

& then told a bunch of lies to get a restraining order...

Kelly Vs. Crosnoe

Now I must "chase the money" so to speak.

After a year & a half... 9 courtrooms... 4 Judges...

the case between my neighbor & I is OVER... :-D

Today is March 2nd... 

Its raining again... I got some coffee brewing ... 

oh & there was a little drama in the courtroom at the last hearing.

Everyone tells me I should take an  "Uber" after a night of drinking.... 

It is January 15th... & it has been non stop rain- & to top it off my neighbor has been a total pain! (Kelly Vs. Crosnoe)

It is 5 days before Christmas... & I am sitting at the computer uploading videos with my FLIP Camcorder... it is the BEST camcorder ever invented!