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Mike Kolar (Second City) and Matt Shore (The Eric Andre Show) review movies that don't exist and improvise the plotlines for your enjoyment. Want to submit a fake movie for them to review? Email the title, genre, and one sentence premise to madeupmoviespod@gmail.com or tweet to us @madeupmoviespod.
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Bonus Features Ep. 7: It's The Great Existential Threat to America, Charlie Brown

Made Up MoviesFeb 15, 2023

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Bonus Features Ep. 8: SEAL Team Thicks

Bonus Features Ep. 8: SEAL Team Thicks

Plus sized models become counter-terrorists. 

Feb 22, 202358:53
Bonus Features Ep. 7: It's The Great Existential Threat to America, Charlie Brown

Bonus Features Ep. 7: It's The Great Existential Threat to America, Charlie Brown

Some Snoopy BS.

Feb 15, 202356:53
Bonus Features Ep. 6: Secret Draculas

Bonus Features Ep. 6: Secret Draculas

You're all Secret Draculas imo. 

Feb 08, 202301:06:47
Bonus Features Ep. 5: Professor Potato's Wondrous Wandering Wondernarium....From Hell

Bonus Features Ep. 5: Professor Potato's Wondrous Wandering Wondernarium....From Hell

The erotic and terrifying origins of Professor Potato. 

Feb 01, 202359:53
Bonus Features Ep. 4: Hercules VS. Mount Rushmore

Bonus Features Ep. 4: Hercules VS. Mount Rushmore

Hercules fights stone presidents. 

Jan 25, 202357:57
Bonus Features Ep. 3: The Olive Garden of Eatin

Bonus Features Ep. 3: The Olive Garden of Eatin

A training video for a restaurant becomes a biblical allegory. 

Jan 18, 202353:19
Bonus Features Ep. 2: Blade Surfers

Bonus Features Ep. 2: Blade Surfers

Intergalactic Blade Surfers preach free love. 

Jan 11, 202359:58
Bonus Features Ep. 1: Die Butterscotch Boys

Bonus Features Ep. 1: Die Butterscotch Boys

Fat children fight Nazis. 

Jan 04, 202301:07:47
Ep. 37: Scurvy With All The Trimmings

Ep. 37: Scurvy With All The Trimmings

Matt and Mike watch a Thanksgiving pirate movie called Scurvy With All The Trimmings. This episode suggestion comes from Derek G. Join us for holiday cannibalism, a gradually insane female lead, and octopus as a turkey substitute.

Nov 23, 202257:08
Ep. 36: Sorcery: The Grouping
Nov 16, 202201:05:07
Ep. 35: Double Negative
Nov 09, 202201:02:37
Ep. 34: Nun-ja Warrior
Nov 02, 202201:04:41
Ep. 33: Cult-de-Sac (with Quite Unusual)
Oct 26, 202252:17
Ep. 32: Hellium-3
Oct 19, 202201:01:54
Ep. 31: Frocodile
Oct 12, 202201:00:31
Ep. 30: Dead Meat on a Merry-Go-Round
Oct 05, 202257:18
Ep. 29: Discourteous Machinations
Sep 28, 202259:16
Ep. 28: This Magic Moment

Ep. 28: This Magic Moment

Mike and Matt review a mash-up of American Pie and Harry Potter! It’s This Magic Moment. Join us for sexy time in the Room of Requirement, potions that transform your naughty bits into animals, and a political quiz that leaves Matt extremely frustrated.

This suggestion comes from Hard at Work Nick.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

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Sep 21, 202201:05:48
Ep. 27: Bowsette
Sep 14, 202258:04
Ep. 26: Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons

Ep. 26: Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons

Matt and Mike review a sci-fi movie in which Dinosaurs and Dragons battle the U.S. Military. It's Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons! Join us for a discussion of ancient Icelandic sandwiches, unlikable hero Frost Stetson, and the lovechild of two distinct types of lizards or cats or birds or whatever. This suggestion comes from SP Filmviewers! 

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Sep 07, 202201:00:25
Ep. 25: Fastnado

Ep. 25: Fastnado

Mike and Matt review a movie where daredevil scientists race overclocked tornadoes cross-country. Join us for Republican propaganda, the religious answer to climate change, and a special segment called Ask Judge Kolar. This suggestion comes from DrinkLocalBham.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Aug 31, 202201:01:33
Ep. 24: Down to the Wire
Aug 24, 202201:10:39
Ep. 23: Driving with the Top Down

Ep. 23: Driving with the Top Down

Matt and special guest, Kat Palardy, discuss the cross-country mixed-attractiveness rom-com, Driving with the Top Down. This suggestion comes from Recasted Podcast. Join us for intimate back-shaving, origami as a career path, and extremely high boobs.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Aug 17, 202201:00:54
Ep. 22: Chalet (with Stoney Sharp)
Aug 10, 202201:05:45
Ep. 21: Spirit in the Software

Ep. 21: Spirit in the Software

Mike and Matt review a cyberpunk technological thriller starring Keanu Reeves. No, not that one. It's Spirit in the Software. Join us for Lawnmower Man-esque CGI, Icelandic trip planning, and Batman with a Cockney accent. This suggestion comes from All-Star Mummy, Tony Evans! Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.


Aug 03, 202201:05:30
Ep. 20: Bobby
Jul 27, 202201:21:27
Ep. 19: Ice Bucket Challenge

Ep. 19: Ice Bucket Challenge

Mike and Matt review a horror movie that combines The Ring and Final Destination with the social media trend of yesteryear, The Ice Bucket Challenge. Join us for a lively discussion of the world’s worst Taco Bell restaurants, the current state of women’s rights in both gaming and politics, and why this movie steals more than a few moves from Resident Evil. This submission comes from Smash Trivia John.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Jul 20, 202201:07:55
Ep. 18: A Mother's Dove

Ep. 18: A Mother's Dove

Mike and Matt review a heartfelt coming-of-age drama about a girl whose free-spirited mother leaves her a troublemaking parrot after she dies. Join us for mechanical bull riding, willingly cucked father figures, and a pseudo-helpful robot named Detractor. This suggestion comes from J.D. Lowe. Why is this movie called A Mother's Dove if it's about a parrot? The answer may not exist within this podcast. 

Jul 13, 202201:09:07
EP. 17 – Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things

EP. 17 – Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things

Mike and Matt review an epic space opera in which anthropomorphized sugary sweets make love AND war. Join us for erotic Hershey's kisses, surprisingly gory intestines made of Twizzlers, and more than one comparison to Avatar. It's Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things!
Jul 06, 202201:01:05
EP. 16 – Joker 2

EP. 16 – Joker 2

Mike and Matt brainstorm ideas for the Joker sequel in hopes that Todd Phillips will hire them to write and star in it. Join us for Star Wars themed drug use, the shoehorning of Batman villain Clayface, and an unlikely appearance by Zorro. Want to make this movie a reality? Tweet using the hashtag #ReleaseTheMuMCut !
Jun 29, 202201:06:55
EP. 15 – Fin Diesel

EP. 15 – Fin Diesel

Mike and Matt review a seaside creature-feature in which an emotionless local sheriff goes toe-to-toe with a half-man half-shark. (Spoiler alert: The shark part's on top.)
Jun 22, 202201:02:46
EP. 14 – Tuesday the 28th

EP. 14 – Tuesday the 28th

Mike and Matt review a spin-off of Friday the 13th in which Jason Vorhees's cousin, Ian Vorhees, is a realtor trying to sell Camp Crystal Lake. The only obstacle? Jason's murderous spirit is back to reclaim his land and stop the sale.
Jun 15, 202258:45
EP. 13 – Opposing Counsel

EP. 13 – Opposing Counsel

Mike and Matt review a legal thriller starring Sandra Bullock and Michael Douglas in which Michael Douglas has a dark secret. Is this movie sexy or just plain sexist? Did Morgan Freeman ask for his character to be killed off just to get out of this trainwreck? Would you say this movie is a... cult classic?
Jun 08, 202258:24
EP. 12 – The Barneyville Horror

EP. 12 – The Barneyville Horror

Mike and Matt review a mid-2000s slasher movie that takes place on the set of Barney & Friends. Will this movie make Matt lose his faith in The Joker? Join us for journey into the deranged mind of a paint-huffing purple dinosaur as well as a mean-spirited review of Dave Barry's latest book. It's The Barneyville Horror.
Jun 01, 202201:01:40
EP. 11 – Benny And The Jets

EP. 11 – Benny And The Jets

Mike and Matt review a sports comedy switcheroo, where a young boy gets body-swapped with a hotshot NFL quarterback. Join us for the Superbowl Shuffle, fifteen minute barfights, and a non-sexual three-way kiss.
May 25, 202201:01:04
EP. 10 – Heistopus

EP. 10 – Heistopus

Mike and Matt review a heist film in which the gentleman thief is a sly, sexy octopus. Join us for surprisingly risqué comedy, eight armfuls of practical effects, and one billion dollars in pearls.
May 18, 202258:11
EP. 9 – Gorb The Destroyer IV: Comin’ In Hot in Dallas

EP. 9 – Gorb The Destroyer IV: Comin’ In Hot in Dallas

Mike and Matt review a direct-to-video action movie sequel without having seen the first three movies in the series. Discover who really assassinated JFK, lament over the untimely demise of Hamford Milken, and celebrate the timeless catchphrase, "Let's get skunky!"
May 11, 202201:01:40
EP. 8 – Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

EP. 8 – Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

Mike and Matt review the unreleased fourth movie in the original Star Wars trilogy- wait, quadrilogy? It's STAR WARS: ROGUE SQUADRON. Join us as we discuss the adventures of Wedge Antilles, Nien Nunb, and Mister Bones, a homicidal droid. Who knew that Gungans were always part of George Lucas's Star Wars vision?
May 05, 202201:01:02
EP. 7 – The Sound of Color

EP. 7 – The Sound of Color

Mike and Matt review a problematic Oscar bait drama called The Sound of Color. This Made Up Movie was submitted by Learn German Through Music Podcast. Be sure to check them out. Join us as we discuss old truckers seducing young women, how to make beans sexy, and how sleazy men in Hollywood have groomed America.
Apr 27, 202257:30
EP. 6 – Zombie Guitar

EP. 6 – Zombie Guitar

Mike and Matt review a submission from Suns and Shadows-cast called Zombie Guitar. This is puppet-filled horror comedy with cheap-ass practical effects. It tells the story of a stoner wannabe rock star whose dreams of rockin' romance come true when his flesh is fused with a ZOMBIE GUITAR. Yes, you read that right, dear reader.
Apr 20, 202201:05:43
EP. 5 – Meat Cube

EP. 5 – Meat Cube

Mike and Matt review a 2000s era roadside horror flick called Meat Cube. They try to decipher whether or not the terrifying meat-headed monster is his own father, and if not, why he sometimes speaks in a British accent. This suggestion comes from Tony Evans. Thanks, Tony! Join us for a discussion of trans-dimensional body horror, alcoholic slasher victims, and inexplicably tiny cows.
Apr 13, 202201:07:31
EP. 4 – A Hometown Halloween

EP. 4 – A Hometown Halloween

Mike and Matt review a Hallmark Original Made Up Movie about a woman who moves home from the Big City to learn the Small Town meaning of Halloween.
Apr 06, 202201:13:48
EP. 3 – Chimp Patrol

EP. 3 – Chimp Patrol

Mike and Matt review an '80s buddy comedy about a renegade cop and a rebellious chimp. No, not that one. It's a much worse one. It's Chimp Patrol!
Mar 30, 202201:05:16
EP. 2 – Unhappy Meal

EP. 2 – Unhappy Meal

Mike and Matt review a Bulgarian knock-off of Die Hard set entirely in a McDonald's restaurant. This Made Up Movie suggestion comes from Robby Forbes-Karol! Join us for a discussion of action movie tropes, Big Mac ingredients used as weaponry, and so many costume changes! If nobody knows who you are, why hide your identity?
Mar 23, 202201:12:56
Ep. 1 – Spark

Ep. 1 – Spark

In the first episode of Made Up Movies, Mike and Matt review a movie about a mechanic who dreams of becoming a writer.
Mar 16, 202250:15
Ep. 0 – Made Up Movies Preview!

Ep. 0 – Made Up Movies Preview!

Want a sneak peak of our new podcast? Listen to this episode, get to know the hosts, and enjoy our new theme song!
Mar 12, 202202:19