Masters of Boredom

In this episode the guys talk about romance, Quiznos, and sex tourism. Ryan gives us a sneak peek at his foolproof strategies for dating and Chris questions the future of Flesh Light. 

In this episode the guys talk about Valentines Day, using bumble for purely selfish reasons, Power Rangers, and waterboarding.  Theres also lots of talk about poop. Ryan teaches us about method directing and Chris really just has a lot of questions for his co-host. 

The boys discuss how to be ethnic, black barbershops, and dogs. Chris plans to rob Lil Uzi Vert and Ryan tries to forget kissing a client. 

The boys talk about sexy Pokemon, super powered cops, and Richard Nixon's gang bang. Ryan discovers why his grandfather's nickname was "The Pipe", and Chris finds out he's too pragmatic for porn.

Alex wraps up his co-hosting duties as the guys talk about eating feet, being a sidekick, UFO's, and being persons of color. Ryan tries to explain why all his ex's have ringworm and Chris remembers who invented the cotton gin.

Alex joins the show as our first special guest and the guys talk about cryptozoology, puppy mills, climbing trees, racist bus drivers, and basements. A new sponsor lets us dream of re-experiencing puberty and Ryan explains dragons in way we can all understand...sort of.

The guys talk about bullying, children being hype men, and pranks. Chris invites some celebrity guests on the podcast and Ryan gets triggered.

The boys talk about Bumble, weird kinks, and DIY dick pics. Ryan finds out white girls don't like him and Chris teaches Ryan about gender pronouns.

The guys talk about catfishing, fighting cars, dis tracks, and hookers. Ryan plans the perfect diamond heist, and Chris becomes an inspiration to a young graffiti artist.

The guys talk about getting bird flu...twice, fighting with your dad, and confidence. Some amazing new sponsors join the podcast to help us solve a variety of problems we didn’t even know we had. Ryan tries to get his dad to finally say “I love you” and Chris discovers his dream job.

Happy New Years!! The guys talk about their new years resolutions, edible flags, and past cringe. Ryan reminisces about being in a 150 person human centipede and Chris tries to bury his past.

Merry Christmas! The guys talk about what the best gift is to break up with someone, holiday scams, and revenge. Ryan admits to having sex with a robot (surprising absolutely nobody) and Chris relives a traumatic teenage sexual experience.  

The guys talk about horror movies, nonverbal communication, G.I. Joe, Burt's Bees, and serial killers.  Ryan gets the word "sus" banned in his house and Chris ends his love affair with Dragon Ball Super before it even begins. 

The guys share their experiences with racism as kids, buying condoms, stray dogs, and getting judged by cashiers based on what you buy.  Chris accidentally tells his boss "I love you" at the end of a Zoom meeting, and Ryan survives a penis injury thanks to a little help from his mom. 

The guys discuss erotic literature, streetwear, the early days of internet porn, action figures, and Avatar: Legend of Korra. Chris goes on a shady cigarette run in the mountains of North Carolina, and Ryan humble brags about buying a turbo charged Nerf gun on eBay.

The guys discuss money making schemes for kids, GameStop, hamster problems, plantain etiquette, and how to get paid in Game of Thrones. Ryan gets way too excited to talk about scams. Chris admits to buying diet ice cream. 

The guys talk about reddit conspiracies, competitive prostitution, and exorcisms at a birthday party. Ryan sings a song about vampires, and Chris invents a new app thats going to change the world.  

The guys talk about what to do during your final moments if skydiving goes poorly, grappling hooks, and sword handling techniques.

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In the first episode of the all new "Masters of Boredom" podcast, the guys talk about chicharróns, bear attacks, super powers, covid life in Boston, and more!