Forensic Fun-Files

Forensic Files - Pure Evil - Collection 5 - Episode 25 - Netflix, Season 6 - Episode 19 - In the series - Matt kicks off the show discussing the brain of a killer and the connection with growing up in a home without a father. oh....Happy Father's day weekend! Then a mullet lovin', animal killing scumbag kills 2 teenagers. One of the more gruesome cases of mutilation on the files. Matt also determines that sleeping on a hammock in the front yard sounds cool. Outside of this exception. And we also solve the world's problem with simply teaching the "Golden Rule". It's that easy... duh.

Forensic Files - Purebread Murder - Collection 1 - Episode 32 - Netflix, Season 14 - Episode 1 - In the series - A not so typical perp is identified by a footprint in a hamburger bun. Yes. I said a hamburger bun. With our victim's ex-boyfriend being the most probable killer, a couple of Big-Mac hamburger buns give investigators what they need to get the right guy. "Can I have extra cheesy, lettuce, tomato, jalapenos and could you please hold the foot impressions please Sir? Thank you!" Matt also hits y'all with a little serious talk about addiction. Make somebody smile today. Thanks!

Format Change - No actual episode analyzed*** Big surprise! Matt returns from his Forensic Fun Files Freak-out. He also plays with his loop pedal showcasing some of the tunes made for the show. Then goes over some super fun facts about Forensic Files and our messiah of narration neverland, PTOG, Peter Thomas.

Forensic Files - Once Bitten - Collection 9 - Episode 4 - Netflix, Season 8 - Episode 7 - In the series - Ray Krone gets convicted of murder for killing the sweet and lovely angel that lit up rooms around the world, Kim Ankona. Ray is convicted primarily because a super crappy forensic odontologists that said Ray's teeth match bite marks that were found on Kim's body. Ray will be forever known as the "Snaggle tooth Killer" until he dies because crappy dentist tooth guy says they match. Ray is later exonerated because of DNA that wasn't tested originally. Matt also shares his Forensic Files Podcast while driving experience where his Australian Siri fox totally ruined the show. He then reenacts that experience.

Forensic Files - Sibling Rivalry - Collection 5 - Episode 27 - Netflix, Season 6 - Episode 23 - In the series - Artie and Jim Mitchell, legendary porn industry entrepreneurs get into a little bit of a beef. To the death! Groundbreaking, but terribly rendered, 3D animation determines whether it was an accident or intentional. Matt also tackles the hot topic of censorship and punches it in the face with a spoof intro.

Forensic Files - Freedom Fighter - Collection 9 - Episode 32 - Netflix, Season 12 - Episode 16 - In the series - Wrongfully accused is our theme. And Roy Brown is our innocent victim. He serves 15 years in jail because of poor police work (IMHO). He pretty much single handedly frees himself from prison while in prison. Total Stud. Matt ties in his favorite wrongfully accused case, Steven Avery. He stands firm on Stevens innocence and feels bad about not being able to supply him with the evidence he needs to be exonerated. sorry bro.

Forensic Files - Nice Threads - Collection 9 - Episode 21 - Netflix, Season 11 - Episode 15 - In the series - The Memorable "Fat Slob" Episode. Eric Hayden gets blackout drunk and murders the sweetest, most innocent and risk free person on the planet, Dawn Farring, for her late night cookie session she was getting down on. The Re-enactor for Mr. Hayden absolutely nails the Big Fat Slob. Eric Hayden actually fills in for Peter Thomas in a special little spoof intro.

The Johnson family go through a really hard and long span of life. Janice Johnson falls (and later pushed and then later falls again) down the most poorly constructed staircase built in Canada. Clayton Johnson gets accused of pushing Mrs. Johnson down those crappy stairs after scoring a much younger bride not too long after his wife Janice fell down the stairs. The best wrongful conviction lawyer in Canada, that has a sweet head of hair that looks like a brown, Ben Franklin summer cut, takes on the case and proves that Claire (the liar) and all her jealous friends are terrible liars. Matt also drops 10 Forensic Fun-Files Super Fun Facts on er'body with some smooth, super fun jams.

Forensic Files - Stranger in the Night - Collection 7 - Episode 14 - Netflix, Season 13 - Episode 11 - In the series

Charles Holden picks up a hitchhiker at a local burger joint and gives him a ride halfway to his location. Our Perp, Gilbert, is on a coked up adventure looking for what? More coke! and he doesn't appreciate getting a ride, almost, to his location. A series of unfortunate events take place that lead Gil to Chuck's house where his Mother, Dorothy, is sleeping. A tragic ending that could have been avoided had Chuck just shared his Frisco burger (in the first FFF re-enactment segment EVER!!!).

Forensic Files - Deadly Knowledge - Collection 3 - Episode 12 - Netflix, Season 5 - Episode 19 - In the series

23 Year old Tina Biggar starts living a secret life and starts to explore the world of working as a high end escort. It was really important research she was conducting for a paper she was writing for school. Well Tina gets got by another person living a bunch of lies, Kenneth Tranchida, a poor excuse of a con man living a really crappy life. Things don't end well for Tina. Matt also does a spoof intro for the ages setting up a scene for Cardi B's WAP. 

Forensic Files - Dancing with the Devil - Collection 7 - Episode 10 - Netflix, Season 13 - Episode 6 - In the series

Patrick Mcrae (Patty Mac) is feeling frisky and entertains a stripper friend at his house, hoping for a little bonus action outside of the strip club (The Outer Limits). Our Dancer has other plans. Plans that include robbery and lots of blood, not that much fun for Patty Mac. Mars Davis eventually blesses us with his presence and we should all be thankful. He's a treat. Matt also introduces a new trivia segment and destroys the jingle. Dude's got some homework to do.

Forensic Files - Deadly Valentine - Collection 6 - Episode 11 - Netflix, Season 10 - Episode 16 - In the series

Valentine's Day doesn't go well for our Gynecologist and his wife when she finds out doc has been wanting to trade spit with a stripper. While in between 2 surgeries, Dr. John Hamilton decides to get a side of "Dead wife" with his cheeseburger and fries to establish an alibis. Matt also showcases another spoof intro, "Death by Dutch Oven".

Forensic Files - Out of the Ashes - Collection 5 - Episode 2 - Netflix, Season 3 - Episode 13 - In the series

Billy Brown and John Keyhoe try to engage in a threesome with our victim, Rose Larner. Peter Thomas intervenes with his sweet voice and says, "I don't think so sir!". He doesn't, but that would be cool. Matt also introduces a new element of the show that involves make believe scenarios and Peter Thomas impressions, "Spoof intros".

Forensic Files - Bad Blood - Collection 8 - Episode 27 - Netflix, Season 6 - Episode 18 - In the series

Peter Thomas guides our rape train at steady speed with Ol' Dr. John Shneeburger at the wheel. Candy gets taken advantage of by Shneeburger with the assistance of some drugs. Shneeburger is such a snake. His DNA gets taken 3x's and it doesn't match Candy's rape kit comparison. Candy kicks Shneeburger's lawyer's butt in court.

Forensic Files - A Clutch of Witnesses - Collection 5 - Episode 20(ish) (look for two yahoo's looking out window) - Netflix, Season 7 - Episode 11 - Elsewhere

Eric Schrieffer gets beat up and ran over (twice we presume) by Wehmanan (A former legit Thunderbird). Herbert and Charlie, our witnesses, see the entire thing... Hammered. A large puddle of blood in the snow and 1 single hair provide the DNA to convict Wehmanan.

Forensic Files - The Common Thread - collection 8 - Ep 3 on Netflix, Season 2 - Ep 1 elsewhere

Bobby Joe Long, Rapes and Kills 10 females that are prostitots or exotic dancers. Case is cracked open by a forensical vehicle analyst (?). 3 words: Tri-Lobe-al.

Forensic Files - The List Murders - collection 3 - Ep 1 on Netflix, Season 1 - Ep 12 elsewhere

John List, Creepy Lutheran nut job, kills his entire family and rolls out. A presumed BS forensic sculptor pretty much nails a John list aged 20 years by guessing. John Walsh confirms it. Matt feels bad about talking crap about forensic sculpting (a little).