Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 42 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, it’s thrills and spills as Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast comes to play and we finally get to our Extreme August episode… in February! And as the saying goes, good things come to those who wait and… I guess good things on our show means trauma and brutality as this episodes picks are - 

Salò, or 120 Days of Sodom (1975) representing pre-2000’s and Soft & Quiet (2022) representing post-2000’s!

We also discuss Lance’s recent Florida adventures, Kate’s sex shop shenanigans, awkward dates and the delicious British treat, Jaffa cakes and how they relate to "mangia, mangia!"…

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Happy New Year Mutha-lickers! It’s that time of year again where we reflect, dissect and divulge our best, our worst and a few things in between of the previous year! 2023 had some highs and certainly some lows but find out exactly what our favourite and most hated movies were, what surprised us and what didn’t anger us, just disappointed us…

Also, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, we discuss alcohol percentage on cider, the 2004 comedy “Eurotrip” and the secret war Matt’s been waging…

So sit back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we celebrate 2023 and take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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MERRY MOIST CHRISTMAS!!

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 41, our Christmas 2023 Special, of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, we have an array of killer Santa’s starting with the controversial Silent Night, Deadly Night (1894) representing pre-2000s! Representing post-2000s, we better watch out as this Santa is a military robot in 2022’s Christmas Bloody Christmas!

We also discuss Kate’s deep penetration, Santa conduct, Matt raises a sexy conundrum in Would You Rather? and we take a look at real life killer Santas…

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Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, we are so excited to be interviewing the wonderful and multi-talented Jenna Kanell (Terrifier, Renfield)!

We discuss their new movie, Faceless After Dark, how morally grey is the new black, upcoming new and exciting projects and how best to deal with unsolicited d**k pics...

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

Faceless After Dark Official Website: www.facelessafterdark.com

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 40 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we go back to the “creatures running amok” era and discuss the 80’s classic, Critters (1986)! Then things take a decidedly darker turn as we traverse the horrors of The Collector (2009), representing post-2000s!

We also discuss Kate’s Canadian odyssey, Matt’s mission to take “booze cruise” to the next level and we make an exciting announcement…

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!

Join Matt and Kate for Halloween Special Episode 39 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, we take a look at the gruesome mystery, Halloween classic Sleepy Hollow (1999) representing pre-2000s. And representing post-2000s, we discuss the surreal, coming-of-age cult movie The Boys In The Trees (2016).

We also discuss Kate’s festival f**k ups, Matt’s cruising boozin’, urban legends from around the world and find out why Kate finds coffee beans so hilarious.

So keep your heads, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 38 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, we’re going back in time to the 1960’s, filled with cults, mind-control and orgies, with Hammer Horror’s The Devil Rides Out (1968) representing the pre-2000’s. Representing post-2000’s, we take a look at the daring and atmospheric modern masterpiece, REC (2007).

In addition to these reviews, we discuss Matt’s recent attempts at self-surgery, Kate’s trials, tribulations and tattoos and we have a guest host make an unexpected appearance… plus, an exciting announcement!

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2023 Bonus Episode!

We travelled back to the Big Smoke for our favourite horror movie festival and inhaled all it had to offer! As usual there were some highs and some lows but mostly highs… of the excitement range - no magic leaves, powders or beans needed!

In this episode we’ll be giving non-spoiler reviews of the dark and eerie “It Lives Inside” (12 mins, 50 secs), directorial debut Halloween love letter “Creeping Death” (24 mins, 35 secs), the latest deliciously macabre film from the Adams Family “WhereThe Devil Roams” (35 mins, 14 secs), the interesting character study and thoughtful “New Life” (50 mins, 20 secs) and the evocative explosion that is “Faceless After Dark” (1 hour, 1 min, 2 secs).

Plus some extra tidbits of Kate’s foot taking up permanent residency in her mouth - especially when it comes to meeting people…

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 37 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. 

In this episode, we revisit the Mario Bava gothic back catalogue with the classic gruesome ghost story, Kill, Baby… Kill! (1966). Representing post-2000’s we spend time in a spooky morgue delving in chest cavities and unravelling mysteries with the atmopsheric and creepy The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016).

In addition to these reviews, we discuss airport customs and Kate’s daughter the criminal, disappointing one night stands and Matt’s run in with the law!! 

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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You didn’t ask for it but we gave it to you anyway - Part 2 of Double Fisting June!!

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 36 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. 

In the second part of our June double bill, we take another trip back in time to Europe and look at our pre-2000’s choice: the sexy, ridiculous slasher, Pieces (1982). Representing post-2000’s we take a road trip along the back roads of America with Road Kill/Joy Ride (2001).

In addition to these reviews, we discuss childish lesbian feminist crap, “sh*thouse polio” and how Kate injured her fingers (#PusCum). Plus, a bunch of our usual shenanigans.

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 35 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. 

In this episode, we go back to 1960’s Italy and discuss Mario Bava’s sexy vampire gothic horror (sploosh!) Black Sunday as our representation of the pre-2000’s. And representing the post-2000’s, we explore the haunted corridors of one of South Korea’s most famous ghostly hotspots in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum.

In addition to these reviews, we discuss Kate’s kinky embarrassment on holiday, Matt and his childhood New York zombie encounters and find out what the Dead Leg Dance is.

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 34 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. 

In this episode, we venture out to Camp Crystal Lake and take a look at the camp slasher classic, Friday the 13th representing pre-2000’s. And find out whether Matt, who notoriously hates single location movies, was swayed by the 2002 thriller, Phone Booth representing post-2000’s.

In addition to these reviews, we discuss Kate’s new tattoo, Matt’s trip to the North, scandalous driving experiences and we spend an inordinate amount of time perving at strangers on Letterboxd. What have we become??

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 33 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. 

In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we meet the original “Bunny Boiler” herself in Fatal Attraction (1987) and representing post-2000’s we traverse the twisted journey of Climax (2018).

In addition to these reviews, Kate has a playful and dirty new professional venture, Matt has an embarrassing dating dilemma and we discuss Idris Elba and ahem… the BBC. 

We also get the lovely listener’s input about horror so far in 2023…

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 32 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we cover the Italian gore-tactic classic Fulci’s Cat In The Brain (1990) and representing post-2000’s we have the dark and thought-provoking Prisoners (2013).

In addition to these reviews, we discuss more of Kate’s dating misfortunes, Matt’s practical birthday joke on Kate, our Chinese Zodiac signs and donuts. Yep, donuts. We don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

WE'RE BACK MOTHERLICKERS!! It's been a while but the rumours are true: we have returned and we've brought gifts! A compilation of our best and worst, the highs and lows, the beautiful and the gross of 2022 - and we're not just talking about Kate's taste in men!

So open up a can of something delightful, and join us in a toast for 2022, as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Happy Halloween!! Join Matt and Kate in celebration of this deliciously spooky and hauntingly creepy time of year where we delve into our inner devils and wreak chaos and frenzy on all! With us on our hellish escapades are the gruesome twosome Brian M. Sammons and Jamie J. Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons podcast!

Episode 30 is METAL-WEEN!! and we honour all things metal and devilishly wicked! Representing the pre-2000’s we pay tribute to our rock gods and scream in terror with the classic Trick Or Treat (1986)! And representing the post-2000’s, we get disturbed and awed by the demonic masterpiece that is The Devil’s Candy (2015)!

In addition to these reviews, we discuss the good and the bad of online dwellings, Matt’s journey down the pervy rabbit hole and insider knowledge of Eminem as a kid, plus an exclusive inside scoop from The Devil’s Candy director, Sean Byrne! #moist

So raise your devil horns and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 29 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

It’s Shudder September!! So, as the title would suggest, both of our movie choices this month are found on the horror streaming site, Shudder! Representing the pre-2000’s we delve into 1960’s Japanese horror with Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968)! And representing the post-2000’s, we go on a hilarious and gruesome family cabin trip in Dead Shack (2017)!

In addition to these reviews, you can hear about Matt’s juicy new frontier into the world of homemade cider (#moist), the trials and tribulations of Kate’s dating life, whether or not we’d have sex with a corpse and finally, we debate the question that has plagued mankind for generations: does pineapple belong on pizza?

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 28 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

In this episode, we cover two horror comedies dealing with the difficulties of being a young adult and the repercussions of their sexual desires. Representing the pre-2000’s we jones after Grace Jones in the 80’s synth wave visually distinctive Vamp (1986)! And representing the post-2000’s, we get snatched with the gross and insane Snatchers (2019). #VagCannon

In addition to these reviews, you can hear us delight in Matt’s skills of “pulling out”, listen enraptured as Kate recounts how she faced her long-standing fear of clowns and also hear us compare traumas of when we were brutally force fed as children (we are maybe being a tad overdramatic).

So sit back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2022 Bonus Episode!

Once again we have had the pleasure of feasting on the delights the world famous London horror festival has to offer and we are here to share our fruits.

We discuss the films Something In The Dirt (Benson and Moorhead’s latest entry into the cosmic horror), She Came From The Woods (a raunchy horror comedy paying homage to the camp slashers of decades past), Lola (an intelligent and thought-provoking sci-fi) and Dark Glasses (Dario Argento’s resurgence back to Giallo)!

So sit back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds

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IT’S MATT’S BIRTHDAY!!

Well… it was. It’s a little belated but please join Matt and Kate for Episode 27 where we celebrate Matt’s balls getting a little bit closer to his knees.

In this episode it’s Matt’s choice for both movies! His birthday picks are as follows: representing the pre-2000s, we have the iconic classic The Thing (1982) and representing the post-2000s is the bombastic Ready Or Not (2019).

In addition to these reviews, we discuss the disaster that was Matt’s birthday, Kate’s wild adventures of the lucky sofa purchase and hear us make various dog noises… for actually no reason other than our increasing inebriation.

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 26 where we are joined by the incredible, the legendary and downright sexy Dan Bone from The Podcast on Haunted Hill!

In this episode Dan has selected two movies from two incredible directors: John Carpenter’s Christine (1983) representing pre-2000s and Jordan Peele’s Us (2019) representing post-2000s.

Not only do we fully review these two excellent choices but we discuss diversity within horror and the podcast community, you’ll find out all the secret Bristolian phraseology, what Matt got up to at a Banana Bar and what that actually is!

So sit back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you over the hill and down the path to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

You can find us on:

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Join Matt and Kate for episode 25 where we are joined by the two hilarious and awesome hosts of the Friday Nightmares Podcast: Scott Crawford and Heather Powell!

In this episode, this terrible twosome have selected cult horror comedy classics Cemetery Man/Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) representing pre-2000s and Father’s Day (2011) representing post-2000s.

If this tickles your fancy, be prepared for insane flirtations and hilarious tangents, how virgin blood keeps Matt and Kate youthful and what we consider to be “perfect nipple placement”.

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It’s our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Woohoo!!

Join Matt and Kate to celebrate our first big milestone - EDONSSM is one year old!

In this special episode Eternal Darkness meets Eternal Sunshine as we discuss our namesake: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004). Yes, that’s right - one movie this episode but we have a bunch of other things to keep you #moist too.

We wax lyrical about our favourite moments of the last year, debate the benefits of computer games and we introduce a new cheeky segment to excite the senses…

So celebrate with us and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Happy (belated) Valentine’s!

Join Matt and Kate for the second half of the month of love.

It’s Episode 23 and we are feeling a bit romantic, a bit saucy and also… a bit fishy.

In this episode we have decided to go a little rogue and go for movies that you wouldn’t typically watch on the Day of Love. Representing pre-2000s, we have dark and evocative thriller Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) and representing post-2000s, we have the Oscar winning fairy tale The Shape Of Water (2017).

As well as that, we chat about what we got up to on Valentine’s - ooh er! - and the weird effect Tom Holland has on Kate. As this episode looks at pretty thematically heavy films, we also cover the important matters that no one else dares to - such as, how best to flush a ring down the toilet and can men pee with no hands?

So if you’d like a little bit of spice with your sugar this Valentine’s, we invite you to kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Greetings and Salutations!

It’s Kate’s Birthday and in celebration we have our dear friend and listener, the awesome and insightful Sabrina Voerman, making her podcasting debut on the Eternal Darkness Of Spotless Minds!

It’s Episode 22 and not only are we celebrating Kate’s birthday but we’re also embracing Women In Horror Month! In this episode we review two very female centric movies: representing pre-2000s, we have the darkly hilarious cult classic, Heathers (1988) and representing post-2000s, we have the evocative and powerful underrated beauty, Byzantium (2012).

With Sabrina along for the ride, we cover a myriad of topics including Gemma Arterton, anecdotes of childhood trauma, Gemma Arterton, the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Gemma Arterton and what would you spend $5 million on if the world was to end in 2 days… and Gemma Arterton.

How very.

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Join Matt and Kate on Episode 21 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

It’s a new year with new beginnings and a couple of new twists to your favourite British “dark umbrella” movie podcast. In our first proper episode of 2022, we discuss the depraved and ungodly happenings of Eyes of Fire (1983) representing the pre-2000s, and the insane brutality of revenge thriller Law Abiding Citizen (2009) representing post-2000s.

In addition to this and our usual shenanigans, we talk about Kate’s recent endeavours that caused a scream at work, Matt’s haunting recount of a story that hits close to home and laugh at the name “Fanny” way more than what’s warranted… because we’re 12.

So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Happy New Year to our EDONSSM Family!

Join Matt and Kate on Episode 20 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

Our End Of Year episode diverts from our usual chats and reviews as we look back over 2021, celebrating and commiserating the highs and lows of movies under that dark genre umbrella. As well as our Top 10 Horror of 2021, we look at our Top 5 of Non-Horror of 2021, our Bottom 5 of 2021, Special Mentions, Listener Lists, a future look at horror in 2022 and shenanigans from our best and worst New Year’s Eve parties!

So kick back, relax and pour yourself something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Happy Holidays to our EDONSSM Family!

Get yourselves feeling cosy and festive with Matt and Kate on Episode 19 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

It’s our first Winter Solstice together and we are delighted to celebrate it with you, dear listeners!

Our Christmas Special has us take a look at the whimsical yet heartbreaking French movie Deadly Games (1989) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we travel to Finland, home of Santa Claus, though not as you may know him, with Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010). We also talk about Christmas when we were kids, our experiences with Santa Claus and Kate brings festive folklore as we delve into the various Yule Tide legends from around the world…

So kick back, relax and pour yourself something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 18 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

We are officially in the cold depths of Winter, her icy talons clawing at our skin, as the daylight fades and the air grows thin... 

To honour this time of year, our Winter Special has us take a look at the blustery and fairly odd murder mystery, Curtains (1983) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we have the dark, supernatural horror 30 Days of Night giving us chills.

We also start feeling festive with a bit of Christmas chat, diverge away from the dark momentarily to discuss the cinematic event of the upcoming Spider-Man: No Way Home movie release, a bit of a discussion on mental health and finally (and some would argue most importantly), find out how Matt may have recently entered the DILF Club!

So kick back, relax and crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 17 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, we say a reluctant farewell to Halloween and look towards the frosty festive season of Christmas with the perfect crossover movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we cover the gruesome and Lovecraftian, The Void (2016).

We also chat about the horror of Matt’s Halloween Haunt, Kate’s extreme conversations with old men and do a drunken deep dive into the best deals for next episode’s selection (it’s definitely entertaining and not a rambling mess).

So kick back, relax and crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds…

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 16, our first ever “All Hallows Eve Special”!! Spooky Season has now reached it’s sexy climax and we are celebrating all things Halloween!

In this episode, we are looking at the devilishly hilarious Idle Hands (1999) representing the pre-2000s and we are finally, inevitably and reluctantly (for one of us) covering every coulrophobe’s nightmare, Terrifier (2016) representing the post-2000s! We also chat about our Halloween plans, Autumnal festivities and Matt’s secret man crush! #HunkyBoys Plus, Kate tells her spooky ghost stories to give you thrills and chills!

So kick back, relax and crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

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Welcome to Episode 15 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s officially Spooky Season and we are celebrating all things Halloween!

Join us for our “Kidz Halloween Special” where this time, Matt and Kate are joined by a very special guest, Matt’s daughter: Florence!

In this episode, we are looking at a movie that terrified a generation, The Dark Crystal (1982), representing the pre-2000s and the modern day classic, Coraline (2009), representing the post-2000s! We also chat about the #31ofHalloween challenge, an anecdote about a friend’s disastrous Rob Zombie crowd funding experience and we read out a special listener story about spreading the joy of Halloween!

So kick back, relax and crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

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Welcome to STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER: The Sequel! This time, Matt and Kate are joined by our very own American tourist, Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast, for episode 14 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

We welcome him with spirits and beers, and if he wants something hot, he can have tea! And we promise not to bite… though we might howl at the moon a bit.

In this episode, Lance has selected the moon-orientated movie, An American Werewolf In London (1981), representing the pre-2000s and the sun-orientated movie, Midsommar (2019), representing the post-2000s! We also chat about Kate’s culinary tour of Texas, compare US vs. UK Halloween celebrations and debate posh shagging!

So kick back, relax and crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

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Join Matt and Kate and… wait… hold on… and Jamie?? Who the hell invited him?! JOKING!! That’s right - we have now entered the aptly named STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER!! And we are pleased as punch to have Jamie McAuley on as our FIRST EVER guest host for episode 13 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, Jamie has picked a legendary zombie double bill with Dawn of the Dead (1978) representing the pre-2000s and Shaun of the Dead (2004) representing the post-2000s! We also deliberate what’s more likely: a woman hooking up randomly on a ferry or the fact that she’s wearing nothing but a coat out on the deck, we discuss Jamie’s potentially disastrous work’s night out, Kate’s tendency to chew while watching zombie movies and a little song about the shortcomings of short people.

So, what’s the plan?

Right - take your device, go to your podcatcher, grab a mate, go to the fridge, have a nice cold pint and listen to Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds podcast until the whole frigging show’s over.

Now, how’s that for a slice of fried gold?

Yeah boyyyeeee!!

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 12 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

Welcome damas and chellovecks to part 2 of EXTREME AUGUST!! For this episode, join us for a bit of ultra-violence and hear us govoreet on A Clockwork Orange (1971) representing pre-2000s, and Atroz (2015) representing post-2000s**. We also deliberate the merits and trials of red wine, discuss the tragedy and resurrection of “Matt Fest 2021”, as well as the taking of Kate’s Fright Fest virginity…

So kick back, relax and skvat your firegold as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

**WARNING** Whilst we appreciate we discuss a lot of horror and horror subjects in this show, the discussion on "Atroz" does involve a great deal of content which some listeners may find disturbing and/or distressing/triggering. If you wish to skip this discussion, the timestamps for the beginning and end of the “Atroz” chat are as follows:

Start: 2 hours, 42 mins, 12 secs

End: 3 hours, 39 mins, 15 secs

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 11 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! 

In this episode we give you the first half of EXTREME AUGUST!! Representing pre-2000, we visit The Last House On The Left (1972) and representing post-2000, we face our fears with A Serbian Film (2010)**. We also chat bachelorette weekends that resembled Midsommar, Keanu Reeves being a badass and Matt’s ongoing bad luck with cars.

So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds.

And remember: it’s only a podcast… it’s only a podcast… it’s only a podcast…

**WARNING** Whilst we appreciate we discuss a lot of horror and horror subjects in this show, the discussion on A Serbian Film does involve a great deal of content which some listeners may find triggering and/or distressing. If you wish to skip this discussion, the timestamps for the beginning and end of the “A Serbian Film” chat are as follows:

Start: 2 hours, 16 mins

End: 3 hours, 25 mins, 19 secs

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 10 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode we take a look at Them! (1954), representing pre-2000 and Sucker Punch (2011), representing post-2000! We also celebrate us reaching TEN episodes! Woo hoo! We also discuss the important things like Kate’s recent epic workout fail, Matt’s galavanting around the country and how we’re reclaiming the word “c**t”.

So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 9 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode we look at The Blood On Satan’s Claw (1971), representing pre-2000 and The Skin I Live In (2011), representing post-2000! So expect chat and bants on kid cults and shocking discoveries, as well as Matt’s failed fishing trip, Fright Fest London updates, “on fleek” eyebrows and Kate’s Sticky Nipples… yes, you read that right.

So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 8 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

Episode 8 takes you to a psychedelic hedonistic fantasy in the form of Brain Damage (1988), representing the pre-2000s, and then to Wall Street for a different kind of hedonism, full of coke and sex and murder - standard - with our first listener request, American Psycho (2000), representing the post-2000s! On top of that, we have our usual segments along with a bit of chat about our various podcasting guest spots, who might have replaced Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman and Kate’s complete inability to simply drink a drink. So kick back, relax and crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 7 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

Episode 7 is taking you to Heaven… in a possible cult ritual when we discuss The Invitation (2015) representing post-2000s and into a nihilistic yet funky trip to the future with listeners’ choice, The Fifth Element (1997) representing pre-2000s! Listen to us froth at the mouth as we discuss these two movies, sexy coffee, when it’s polite to leave the WORST PARTY EVER and spaceships that look like buttplugs! So kick back, relax and get your MULTIPASS ready as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 6 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this (extra long) episode, we look at Videodrome (1983), representing pre-2000 and Drag Me To Hell (2009), representing post-2000! As well as all this awesome movie chat, we also get into your usual faves of Bargain Bin, Buy It, Rent It, Bin It, some silly chat about alter egos and split personalities and a controversial movie selection… or is it? 

So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 5 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, we look at Society (1989), representing pre-2000 and Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse (2015), representing post-2000! The conversation covers all sorts from bizarre and inappropriately dark kids cartoons, zombie boobs and butthead shenanigans! So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate for Episode 4 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds!

In this episode, we look at Carrie (1976), representing pre-2000 and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), representing post-2000! We also discuss some of the worst movies we’ve ever seen, the sound of people eating and why it might not be as gross as you think (or is it?) and The Bargain Bin makes it’s triumphant return! So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate on Episode 3 as they branch out from horror and delve into the psyche of Girl, Interrupted (1999) for our pre-2000 section. Then, dare to accompany us as we embark on a journey through the Abaddon Hotel, as we scare ourselves silly over Hell House LLC (2015), our post-2000 movie.

To find out what we thought of these movies, "finger-licking good" chicken and our new hashtag #ThrashAndGash, please join us as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate on their first podcasting venture together!

In this episode, we want you to get to know us a bit and introduce you to the show! So be prepared for bants, horror (and “horror adjacent”) chat and anecdotes as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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Join Matt and Kate on their first REAL podcasting venture together!

In this episode, we look at Alien (1979), representing pre-2000 and Mandy (2018), representing post-2000! To find out what we thought of these movies, the meaning behind “Fizz Wizz”, what Matt would do when faced with an old lady offering sex - and more! - turn your attentions to episode two as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds...

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