Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

It's 13 seasons in, you think I would know that I really should take notes during the podcast so I know what to put here...

I apologize the recording got mixed up in a few places...couldn't be avoided

Matt's bell needs a viagra. Doug needs a bell...
Matt dreams...
Doug laments the plight of the working man...
Weed smoking vs. alcohol...
How insecure are air force bases...
A movie that might be great, might be bad, might be somewhere in the middle...
Doug is mean...Matt is disgusting...
All this plus probably more...

Season 12 limps to a close as Matt and Doug join OJ in a search for the real killer...
Fart clarification...
Awkward cut...
Great movie...
Doug doesn't read the show notes he's sent ahead of time as they both jump from the train of...

Batman...
Animated...
Mark Hamill...
Animated...
Unlike last week, no edits. Literally none. One recording.
Doug's non-80s film takes a turn to the crayons as Matt and Doug look at an animated feature that bombed at the box office
Passed on a guest and passed on a substitute movie, can Matt get past his hang-ups and can Doug get past his rose-colored glasses as we look at THE animated version of the Bat
If anyone feels like they want to guest on next week's episode let us know

Hangar 18...

A movie that needs an introduction because it was lost like tears in the wind...
A tradition dies...
Matt tries to plug a leak...
Fart catching conversation continues...
Podcast lies are revealed...
Popeye has cancer...
Please stop touching things...
And stop cutting things...

All this and more...

Doug returns...
and gets a psyche eval...
Orgasmic farts...
We discuss Return to Me...
Apparently Matt is a gaslighter...
Matt Vetoed a movie so we did Commando...
Arnold impressions...
A rare instance where something is redacted...
We move to Wednesdays apparently...
A shift in the movie?
All this and more...

Jen joins the show for a (tear) jerk(er)...
A surprise guest appears...
The first actual crying during a podcast occurs...
Lots of rabbit holes, lots of talking about relationships...
Unlike Matt this podcast goes deep and hits the cervix of your ears...
Matt and Jen take a deep dive on ethics, relationships, and organ transplants...

A cop on the edge...

A cop that likes edging...

When do you have to tell your friends and what do you have to tell your friends about their significant others...

Doug taking some time away from the podcast and then next TWO movies are announced...

All when we discuss someone with resting Clint face...

Matt gets cheated on...
Doug passes up a blow job...
Matt changes his grades...
Doug vacations in 3rd world countries...
Spring Break...what it what it was supposed to be and what it actually was. Is it the same thing or not? Am I talking about the movie or real life?
So much wool you could knit a sweater...
Longer than it's been in awhile (our wives won't ever say that), but honestly a fun podcast...
All this plus Doug needs to pay his internet bill...
Take a breather before the handcuffs come out...

Matt is a firm believer in figuring it out later...
A bed for the ages...
Lots of DP talk...
Short podcast...
Talks about the soul and what happens to it...
Was Doug a Nazi in a former life...
Podcast ends with a bang...

Sometimes I think this podcast might get too personal...

Doug is a child...

Cream pie videos...
What we want for our kids...
Body shaming is okay, because our bodies are shit...
Missed opportunities...
Matt's wife will learn some things...
Yes, the mistake was left in on purpose...
And sweet Georgia Brown...

An honest to god discussion about ethics...
How much porn is too much porn...
Putting people on a pedestal...
Avoiding cancer...
OJ Simpson...
All that and more...

Something something and let slip the Dogs of War

Super Bowl outrage?

Impressions. Impressions everywhere.

Lots of callbacks, but most were to next week.

Matt is scared of cops.

Doug makes people watch Barbie.

All that and more

A name that means something...

A review of talking to a legend...

How many women have we seen naked...

What makes Matt cry...

A movie that has a ton of "that guy"...

A good return to the norm...

Huge thanks to the amazing Ginger Lynn for popping in to talk to Matt and Doug for about an hour.

Got cut a little short because Ginger was feeling a little under the weather, but we got through about the first half of what would have been too long of an interview.

A follow-up convo may happen.
If the world ends today, Matt and Doug talked to THE Ginger Lynn and you didn't!
Plus a shift to the next movie in the hopper due to the passing of Carl Weathers.

It starts with an announcement.

It's a big deal, at least to us.

A movie that is a cult classic that no one saw in the theater, but a ton of people have seen.

A movie about a bad person, with a guy from 90210 that OD's on heroin.

Matt apologizes for his past and gives yet another reason he's a bad person.

Doug questions whether next week is a good idea.

A live guest is told to take a seat...

It's just a podcast, relax.

Count the number of times whore is said as a drinking game. I'm sorry, you're dead...

A Kevin Costner film where he is really not the star...

Is David Carradine in this film?

Matt's son refuses an opportunity to defend himself...

Doug's requirements for his bachelor party...

All that and a lot more...

Watch what you do at the beach...

One slips past the censors...

The girl from Cheers or the girl from Dirty Dancing?

Michael Crichton...

The bassist from Kiss...

Johnson!

Short, but that doesn't mean bad, just ask Doug...

Grab an unfiltered camel and sit for a spell...

Does Matt have VD?

Can Matt make it through a podcast without a Can't Buy Me Love clip?

How bad is Burt Reynolds wig?

How creepy is the May/December relationship in the movie?

Season 12 kicks off with a movie that is...what it is...

Matt is a bad person, but is trying to change...

Doug has bad taste and sticks to his guns...

Ass eating...

Themes for next season are discussed...

Football in Texas...

Segments go away...

The 11th season wraps up and we prepare for a film no one has even heard of...

Can a bad person star in a good movie?

Can two bad people create a good podcast?

Is listening to the radio during a crisis appropriate?

So much Steven Seagal voice...

Matt gets called out for his movie choices...

Matt decides to outsource his movie choices for next season...

It's a family affair.

Matt (and family) jump to the 2000's to take a look at the Will Ferrel cosplay vehicle Elf.

Does it work?

Does it hold up?

Some segments stay, some do not.

Is Matt a curmudgeon?

All this and more...

Smile Theo, it's Christmas.

Matt realizes he was an asshole in high school.

When is a movie two movies?

Does it live up to the nostalgia?

How the hell is this a Matt movie?

Matt's season of 80s bangers comes to a close.

They're paying for you, you listen to it.

This episode has everything...

Joey joins Matt and Doug for the 4th time.

Betamax Rewind expands its empire...

Betamax Rewind loses a listener...

Pubic hair in museums...and after divorce...

Are homemade gifts shitty?

Can a mass murderer be redeemed?

What movies is Matt NOT doing for his non-80s films?

And check out the cover art, Matt takes a lot of time on this shit...

All this and more...

Apologies for any sex workers that listen to the podcast.

So many interruptions...

Matt and Doug talk about strip club interactions.

Does everyone have a past?

Is tossing salad okay? How many salads has the salad tosser tossed before the current salad?

Cheating in a dream.

Doug has his Spielberg moment.

There's something strange on your podcast feed, who you gonna call...Joe Rogan. Or Matt and Doug

Comedies are hard. How does it hold up?

Does Dana have a kind chin?

Completely overlook Matt and Doug's opinions on the afterlife.

Anyway....

Treading on some shaky ground.

Are Matt and Doug mature enough (as podcasters, not as people) to handle this movie?

How many Sarahica Jessica Parker jokes will there be?

A war movie, but a war movie that neither host knows much about that particular war.

Join in the fun and discuss the civil war...

Winthorpe...Winthrope...Grumman...who knows?

Does money make the man or does man make the money?

Eddie Murphy at the height of his Eddie Murphyness...

Jamie Lee Curtis gets topless...

Dan Aykrod is there as well...

Coming off a nearly five hour podcast we reset the balance...

Is it the all-time comedy as believed or just something else?

Listen and find out.

The goat.

A new challenger appears...

Will it be a clean podcast

Will it hold up?

What wouldn't Marion do to survive?

Doug can't afford batteries...

Four plus hours of garbage...

What is the name of this week's movie?

Will a bad version of the movie lead to a bad podcast?

Matthew Perry...super sky point.

Who is Fred, Matt or Doug?

Does being Eskimo brothers with your dad make you closer?

Is there a limit to how much sex an 17 year old can have?

The sheer fucking hubris that they think they can carry a podcast...

Next week is a biggie.

I can podcast. I can podcast good on the driveway.

Matt and Doug talk about family, mental challenges, Matthew Perry, amongst other things.

Some movies are ripe for this type of podcast. Rain Man is not one of those films.

Some heavier subject matter, but I think we did alright.

A rare podcast with a disclaimer.

And will Matt fuck up again?

A lesser known film.

How many other movie references can get shoe horned in?

Who is the killer?

Is Clancy Brown working as a bathroom attendant?

Matt gets kidnapped and killed by Jennifer Aniston. What is his legacy?

We get back into three plus hours territory.

All this and more as we dive into...

A story about a Detroit actually worse than the real Detroit...

Matt knows nothing about female anatomy...

Matt knows about public restrooms...

Can a movie about the future from the past stand up today?

Who the hell was that guy in Boddiker's gang?

Does Red call anyone a dumb-ass?

A rare no lobby film.

Has the show become woke?

The show loses an announcer.

Does Belushi bring it?

Do Matt and Doug?

I've had it with these mother eagling eagles on this mother eagling plane.

Why do they call you Meat?

All this and more...

Jason...or not.

Dog problems...or not.

Good movie...or not.

G-strings...or not.

Panties around the ankles...or not.

A lotta time to talk about not a lotta movie.

Matt and Doug finish the holy trinity of 80s horror series and dive dick first into Crystal Lake.

And a new button.

Boobs grass skirts, fruit plants

10 in a row or 10 across time

Is Mutiny every acceptable

Is it worth it to explain what we're talking about

Doug introduces a season 12 change that might not work out like he thinks

All that plus Sandy still hasn't sent that email as we talk about...

The episode that almost ended the podcast.

The podcast gets a sponsor.

Matt tours the bourbon trail.

An email gets lost.

Will Doug be able to get the stick out of his ass about watching a movie about a bear?

Will we be able to figure out Doug's mystery song?

And what is coming next season...

Got absolutely fucked by copy and paste so let's see if I can recreate the magic.

Shafts.

Balls.

Is this indy film worth the fan fave status?

No matter what it is worth listening to the podcast to listen to the absolute disappointment Doug has when the next movie is announced. The sadness is palpable. Sad jerk incoming....

Matt's last 80s unseen film.

Harrison Ford. Helen Mirren. River Phoenix.

Daddy issues.

Doug steps up in the church.

Matt becomes an empty nester and tries not to sully a post office.

Mental health.

And stuff...

I really don't know what to say here.

It's a cattle car of stars and that guys.

Baseball movie.

It really gives a reason as to why it happened.

Based on real events.

Two hosts this week.

We pay tribute???? to the late Paul Reubens and look at his classic???? film.

Matt and Doug are joined by high-school classmate Scott and they got over the movie that made Pee Wee and Tim Burton household ???? names.

Doug retains the belt, but Matt makes a compelling case.

All that and more as we dive into a big adventure....

A new co-host brings it

We crest the three hour mark for the first time in a hot minute.

This one is a little different...even for a rivercast.

There is no movie.

There is no river.

Frankly it should be called a carcast.

If you really want to hear about a typical trip to the Shangri-La, this is the one check out.

If not...you may want to skip this one.

Someone said listening to this podcast is like eavesdropping on a conversation, it is never more true than in this episode.

Shorter than I expected.

Doug is a cocaine dealer.

How many clothes do you need for a week?

Matt is homeless.

And then there is the movie...

Racism...

Lots of stuff.

A movie Matt almost vetoed.

A John Carpenter Film.

Doug previously vetoed a John Carpenter film.

Could Kurt Russell be the one?

Matt appears on another podcast.

An RCH under 3 hours.

All this and more...

It's totally rad...to the max...or is it?

A film Matt had varying feelings about.

Are front bra clasps used against people?

Who is the woman on the movie poster?

More Indy V talk and more...

Indy thoughts

Mournful thoughts

Wife swapping

Kidnapping

A power outage

Spillage

And other pleasant things...sorry about the fireworks sound

More unseen movies...

A cartoon...

An open that requires outside help...

Cartoon boobies...

Matt regains the belt...

Matt and Doug are both "Nutter Butter" rich...

Ticks on balls...

What song is "Heavy Metal" enough for the bed...

All that and more...

First Saturday podcast in a while.

People poop their pants.

Vampires kill people, but do they follow the vampire rules?

A major screw-up is left in.

Kind of a hodge podge, but a welcome return to form.

See if you can hear when Doug says F it and tries to rush to the end of the movie.

Jack and Jessica (supposedly) bring the heat. Can Matt and Doug?

What exactly does outdoors mean?

Does passion (or lack thereof) cause infidelity?

Will someone get that cat out of here?

Do dreams come true?

Are you okay, mister?

All that and more...

Special guest

Special movie

Want to hear about stand-up comedy, you're in luck

Big thanks to Silas for jumping in in Doug's absence

Swayze's back

Graduation shenanigans

Hillbilly parentage

Swayze!