Matt Wrote This
By Matt Burns
mattwrotethis.com
Matt Wrote ThisMay 08, 2023
Blooper
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I Want to Be A Band’s Go-To Guy
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Caked Like a Corn Dog
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Expenses Unlimited
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Why I Wait for the Second Show
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The Things You Notice When You Start to Exercise
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Three at a Time, Four at a Time
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Beat Them to the Flame
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Memory Foam Mattress Topper
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Recalling Our Argon Gas Insulated Double Hung Vinyl Windows
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Being a Rock Star is About Soul, Grit, and Screaming at the Goons Who Pack Envelopes in My Merch Warehouse
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Mr. Malone
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Ego Death
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Home Birth
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Bringing Back the Bean Counters
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Ellis Island, 1921
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The Other Offices
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Behind the Scenes of SHREK: THE MUSICAL
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Google Job Interview
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The Shitting Coach
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Rock and Roll Fantasy
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Support Local Journalism
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Courtney Carlyle Dances At Last
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Teenagers at Target
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Breaking Your Smartphone Addiction
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Paramount Pictures is Proud to Announce the 40th Anniversary 4K Ultra-High Definition Edition of ‘Grease’
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Male Virgin Suicides
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I Ain’t Afraid of No Silent Film Train
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At the End of the Day
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Mean Mr. Murphy Lightens Up
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The Disaster My Parents Have Been Preparing For
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An Author Outsmarts His Editor
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Big in Japan
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How Dare They Question Your Immense Creativity?
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A Nice Ass
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Cancer
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An Update to the Office Dress Code
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Patty Parump Gets Her Revenge
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Moisture-Wicking Performance Wear for the Knowledge Worker
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An Actress and Her Dresser
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The Host
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HIRING CHIEF OF SURGERY, 1881
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The Surrogate
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Give the Audience What They Want
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NDA
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Weed Pro
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Olmsted’s Hill
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Gutenberg’s Son
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Pillsbury Bake-Off Recipe Contest Winner
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Perfect Packing
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