Maybe Nets Time
By Maybe Nets Time
Maybe Nets TimeApr 19, 2024
Playoff Implications for the Nets
The playoffs inevitably result in disappointed teams >>>
Disappointed teams inevitably result in star movement >>>
Star movement inevitably results in...the Nets getting a star???
Celtics in a Worse Place than the Nets
Bill Simmons recently claimed the Nets were the #1 franchise he wouldn't want to be. We argue (convincingly) that the mediocre, expectation-less Nets are in a far better spot than the Celtics are (since they are obviously going to flame out again in the playoffs, leading to heartbreak, recriminations, and real fan suffering all around).
Share this with your Celtics fan friends - they need to know the pain that is coming.
Nets Newser
A breathtakingly quick breakdown of all the hottest Nets news of the last 13 days, brought to you by a human and an RSS feed.
It's Always Sunny in Barclays Center
These are dark days in Nets Nation, so we thought we'd try to brighten things up a bit by comparing Nets to...characters in the classic cringe comedy "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Also, is that DFS in the thumbnail? If you need a clearer image of this, hit us up on X @maybenetstime
Out of the Ashes: A New Dawn in Nets Nation (ACTUAL Final Episode)
While much of Nets Twitter is despairing over the loss of Kyrie Irving and his ever faithful lackey KD, we feel like celebrating: this long three year nightmare is finally over! No one has enjoyed watching this team slowly tear itself apart, so why should we be upset by it finally breaking up? Shouldn’t we all be celebrating a future that does NOT include Kyrie Irving? He’s going to be someone else’s problem soon!
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Episode 235 - The "Final" Episode
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 234 - Apr. 30, 2022 (Interview with Steve Lichtenstein?)
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 233 - Apr. 23, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 232 - Apr. 16, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 231 - Apr. 9, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 230 - Apr. 2, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 229 - Mar. 26, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 228 - Mar. 19, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 227 - Mar. 5, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 226 - Feb. 26, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 225 - Feb 19, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 224 - Feb. 12, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 223 - Feb. 10, 2022 (Probably an emergency Harden ep?)
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 222 - Feb. 5, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 221 - Jan. 29, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 220 - Jan. 22, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 219 - Jan. 15, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 218 - Jan. 8, 2022
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 217 - Dec. 27, 2021
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to be gone forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Episode 216 - Dec. 16, 2021
These are the "lost" episodes from when we left our former podcast partner. Didn't want them to die forever, but they lack any real description or image. Sorry!
Is Kyrie Irving Tradable?
Can Kyrie actually be dealt? Will Sean Marks trade Joe Harris? Will Caris Levert boomerang back to the Nets? We explore all the potential trades the Nets might get into, then turn to our other passion: fashion.
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Uncle Cam Wants YOU
First we welcome Nets Nation residents to the Cam Thomas revolution. Then we discuss Claxton, Harden, KD, and the rest of that ragtag gang of hoopsters sitting atop the Eastern Conference. Finally we discuss fast food, turkey, and other “fun” topics.
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Nets Are in First Place, But…
How good have the Nets been this season? Have we seen who they are, or is there room for growth? And in the end we just end up talking good old fashioned comfort food.
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From Glitzy Super Team to Blue Collar Superheroes
The Nets have won 7 of their last 8 not because of their Big 3 but because of the self-described “Blue Collar Boys” who are picking this team up by their bootstraps. We pay homage to these heroic working class figures, then talk about the thing on every Nets fans mind: who will win the Deron Williams v. Frank Gore fight.
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Simon Smashes the Panic Button, Steve Talks Him Off the Ledge
We talk with one of the most important voices in Nets nation, Steve Lichtenstein (12:55). Plus we’ve got some Consumerism Corner, a little Stats Station, and a whole lot more. Giddy up.
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Nets Enter the Metaverse
We talk halloween candy, James Harden, consumerism, and shell company names. It’s a hoot.
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Early Season (Over)Reactions
We talk about the brutal Bucks game and the glorious Sixers game. Plus: we introduce ‘consumer corner,’ talk about Joe Tsai’s vision for Nets fandom, and dip into the mailbag.
And if you enjoy menus, we check out Bushwick’s Carthage Must Be Destroyed later in the show (45:45).
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Preseason Predictions and Fantasy Hoops Talk
We run through our preseason predictions (MVP, 6th Man, who is most likely to piss us off, etc), then turn to how the Nets are valued in fantasy basketball this season. And, since this is a podcast about the Nets, the spectre of Kyrie looms large over the entire show.
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Matthew Lillard, Dax Shepard, and Your Brooklyn Nets
What do Lillard, the Shep-daddy, and the BK Nets have in common? Find out in this pre-season extravaganza (the craziness begins at the 52 minute mark).
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Ranking the Nets
We go through all 16 Nets ranking them from Best to Least Best (go to the 37:00 minute mark for that one). Turns out this team is pretty deep.
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Nets Pub Trivia Faceoff
Guest quizmaster Seth Scott comes on to quiz Simon and William on all things Nets nation. Could you have beaten the hosts?
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Summer Treats and Hot Eats with the BK Nets
We talk razzle dazzle Cam Thomas, miserable Deandre Jordan, favorite summertime treats, how to become a bulls%$& consultant, and Oscar Wilde. It’s your typical Nets podcast, in short.
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Nets Drinking Game 2.0
We’ve created the ultimate drinking game for the Nets 2021-22 season. You’re welcome.
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Let’s Get Astrological: A Nets Birthday Special
Did you know that KD is a Libra? Or that Cam Thomas and David Duke Jr. share the exact same birthday? Or that no Net is a Gemini? Is your mind blown yet? Well wait until we go even deeper into what the Zodiac has to tell us about everyone’s favorite SUPERTEAM.
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Summer League, NBA Tiers, and Chain Restaurants
We talk Summer League superstars Cam Thomas and Day’Ron Sharpe, then get into Seth Partnow’s NBA Tiers (and how the Nets have two guys in the TOP 7!). Eventually, though, the show descends into lengthy reminiscences about chain restaurants, which is what all true Nets fans really care about.
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The 200th Episode: A Trip Down Memory Lane
We look back on the nicknames we’ve given to some of the Nets who have come and gone over the 200 episodes of this show. Get ready to pour one out for Stevie NikStauskas.
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A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Free Agency (Plus the Draft)
We look back on who the Nets drafted (can you believe they used ALL their picks?!?), then discuss what you can expect from free agency (and how much we love Jevon Carter). Then we say our goodbyes to Uncle Jeff, Shamet, and...Spencer Dinwiddie?
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Nets DRAFT Preview
It’s our annual draft preview episode with our NBA prospect soothsayer James Kelly. Come for the Isaiah Todd takes, stay for Herb Jones love (with a side of Day’ron Sharpe chatter, of course).
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Nets Jersey Sales, Free Agency, and Van Gogh
We talk about the soaring popularity of the Nets (or at least their jerseys), what free agency might look like, and, like any decent Nets podcast, Vincent van Gogh.
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Prop Bets, Kevin Love, and Clyde Frazier’s Wine and Dine
We talk prop bets for the upcoming season, the potential impact of signing Kevin Love, and then, as any god-fearing Nets fan must, we take a trip to Clyde Frazier’s Wine and Dine restaurant (52:00).
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Nets Superlatives (and Dan Majerle’s Restaurant)
We dive deep into a mailbag before heading to Phoenix, AZ for some of Thunder Dan Majerle’s haute cuisine (44:37).
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Live from Atlantic City
We record LIVE from the Wild West Casino in lovely Atlantic City. We discuss the Nets, saloon heists, and Italian food. It’s an experience.
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Maybe Nets Season?
Well, that sucked.
We work through some of our feelings in this one. It’s mercifully brief.
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Get the Buck Outta Here
Are the Nets about the pull off a gentleman's sweep? And why are the Bucks so...how to put this...bad?
For those looking for our menu review, skip ahead to the 40:11 mark.
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Will the Big 3 Beat the Bucks?
The Bucks are a formidable playoff foe, but does any team really have a chance of stopping the greatest offense in NBA history? These and other existential questions are pondered before heading to a Milwaukee restaurant for some “boozy custard shakes” (52:00).
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