What Would Mark Twain Say?

So what does the King of Bocce do when not coaching bocce ball?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What Would Mark Twain Say?

What would Mark Twain say?

What would Mark Twain Say?

“Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.”

What Would Mark Twain Say?

As algebra becomes biologic, algebraic statecraft becomes our answer to world peace…

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear,

and life stands explained...

As we all know and dread, our next World War will rid the Earth of everything but cockroaches and a possible return of Beach Blanket Babylon...

This is akin to putting a wolf in charge of watching the sheep...

She was given the nickname, “Baby Doll.”

"Oh Dry Up!"

So what do we tell Russians who are in Ukraine and Israelis who are in Gaza today?

“If a Nevada Jay can be aware of the perils that we all face, who are we to ignore this feathered friend called, Huckleberry?”

She did cross herself when she suspected I must surely be dead on my second exodus on that gurney…

I’m deathly afraid of bedbugs…

I’m already feeling more cheerful, more charitable and kinder…

Are we wise enough to prevent an escalation of firepower that might quickly spiral into an apocalyptic World War III?

Better to retire two years too early than two minutes too late.

If you don’t smile at this synchronicity you ain’t right…

“Save Wild Trout.”

It depends on how much happiness you can handle…

“Eyes that see do not grow old.”

She looked at me like I had just escaped from the Tahoe insane asylum…

She let out a squeal that could be heard in Albuquerque, told me I was immature,

and would not talk to me for an hour...

I’m making it a goal to live long enough to bear witness to that heroic return…

Dear Presidents Putin & Zelensky

I’m so looking forward to your greeting me on the other side…

I could find myself on the bottom of the lake alongside some gangsters I don’t even know...

But now the very thought of matter being sentient is somewhat unsettling to me…

Just prior to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine there was a movement afoot to erect a statue of Mark Twain in Odessa…

Old Drum got his due justice along with that priceless statue in the town square…

The Ombudsman was born here...

Let us lift our glasses sotto voce in honor of our veterans,

those with us, and those having gone to the Great Beyond.

If Donald Trump suffers from Mania Grandiosa, the sense of self-importance documented as a mental illness, well, he could by all rights enter an insanity plea and win his case in court…

 “A good Navy is not a provocation to war. It is the surest guaranty of peace.”

She could talk a goldfish into coming out and taking a walk with her…

Let us celebrate this September first as the inaugural,

“Making the Whole World Kin Day.”

Getting chicken skin all over is part & parcel of the spine-tingling experience.

 “Sam Clemens was the most lovable scamp

and nuisance that ever blighted Nevada.”