What We Do In The Meadow

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where WE ARE CAPITALIST MONSTERS. You can find our first Patreon episode for FREE at https://www.patreon.com/meadowpodcast . If you want more useless Twilight related content in your life, you can add to Bella's sock money for just one dollar a month. That's right, you too can add money to Bella's mysteriously hefty sock fund for just one dollar a month! 

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan finally get to talk about the movie Twilight. They use the word "delight" approximately 500 times.

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Laura's Twitter: @thiccbovey

Ryan's Twitter: @ryanxndr

Peter Vonder Haar review: https://filmthreat.com/uncategorized/twilight/

"Fork's Fashion" Screenrant article: https://screenrant.com/twilight-costumes-details-didnt-notice/

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan think they're funny. But they're not. They're just drunk. Join them as they do their best to find some love for the second half of Twilight Book One.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast because that's what all the cool kids are doing.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan get drunk and recap the first half of Twilight Book One in the hopes that, by the end, they'll be able to find some love for it in their hearts. Stay tuned.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Edward continues to be a chode, the vampires are all professional ballroom dancers, and how the hell did Bella not realize it was prom night??? Also, Tyler executes a baller move that doesn't pan out, but we salute him for trying.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, the return of the much-anticipated RENEE SWAN HATE TRAIN! Also, where is Charlie?! And most importantly, why can't a bunch of 100+ year old vampires come up with a cover story that doesn't utterly suck?

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast because, please, our children haven't eaten in six months, the crops have withered and gone away, we haven't seen light in seven years...

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan talk about Steph's fear of having to write fight scenes and how that means we never get to see anything cool, Edward's continued whininess, and are baffled by the way something really important gets totally ignored. TYPICAL.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss all the ways Bella's plan should fail miserably (seriously, Alice?) and then a miracle happens: they actually feel human emotion... for Bella Swan.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast because...we're out of reasons, tbh.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan complain. A lot. About a lot of things, but mostly about the myriad failures that led up to this specific chapter, as they realize that it's all come down... to THIS.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast for more bitching, really lame jokes, and the occasional informative update.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss ways that Stephanie could have done better, Alice's nonexistent best friend bag, and sing Toxic by Britney Spears.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPocast for...for...you know, tweets.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan feel bad for Charlie, wonder how Esme fit into Bella's jeans, and by the way, did you know the entire Cullen house doubles as a freaking war bunker? Because that happens.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast because we still think Spongebob is funny, apparently.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan decide that Laurent is pretty okay actually, wonder why the Cullens just stood around and waited for a bad thing to happen, and, as usual, enjoy Emmett.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast and you, too, could have you name horribly mispronounced by a couple of idiots.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week Laura and Ryan feel bad for Jacob Black, feel conflicted for Billy Black, and feel disappointed by the baseball game played by the Cullens. Also, they talk a disproportionate amount about Baby Yoda for some reason.

Follow us on Twitter to be continuously let down @MeadowPodcast. 

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan do their very best, and their best just might not be good enough. They talk about the Volturi, wonder about Alice's ability to predict the weather, and get really uncomfortable when Alice and Edward joke about eating/having sex with Bella... together.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, WHERE ARE THE CULLENS, STEPHANIE??? Laura and Ryan are promised greatness, only to be sorely disappointed. Instead they have to talk about Bella's khaki skirt and Edward's creepy piano fingers. A true American tragedy.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast and find out what Laura changed her Twitter @ to.....(hint: it's a Bovey joke).

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan talk about the true tragedy of Rosalie, unfortunate daddy kinks, and also, Ryan says "laSAGna" like 50 times.

Find us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast, because now Laura is there too.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss SMeyer's dreams, how important editing is, and most importantly, whether or not this chapter is bad.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast so Ryan stops crying at night.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan talk about superstitious old man Billy Black, Edward and Alice sniffing Bella's clothes, and Laura temporarily forgets what a door jam is.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. After possibly the best chapter yet, Ryan and Laura are DEEPLY disappointed by today's chapter, in which Bella and Edward mostly just sit next to each other in the dark, feelin' sexy.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan are shocked to discover that they actually enjoyed this chapter, daydream about finally meeting Emmett and Rosalie, and briefly mention Edward's creepiest moment yet.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter.  This episode, Laura and Ryan raise eyebrows about Edward's driving, his breath, some iconic Twilight lines, and the fact that Jessica totally thought Bella was going to get disappeared.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss Angela Theory, judge Bella's life choices (again), and are baffled by the amount of Coke one teenage girl is able to consume in a two hour time period.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan try to figure out what Bella's favorite search engine is, freak out about Linkin Park, and sing a The Village People classic.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan cover the first and possibly only good chapter in the book, gush about Jacob Black, and marvel over the fact that Bella STILL doesn't get that the Cullens are vampires.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. In this episode, Laura and Ryan discuss chapter five, Blood Type. They talk about Mike's beach obsession, Jessica's Bella obsession, Renee's Renee obsession... oh, and a little bit about Bella and Edward, I guess.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week Laura and Ryan (and Bovey) discuss chapter four, Invitations. They talk about Bella's "dreams", find a new favorite character in Lauren, and tell a lot of meandering, pointless stories about their dog.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week Laura and Ryan dive into Twilight chapter three, wherein Bella is involved in a one-car-three-car car crash, Edward utters a low oath, and we sympathize (briefly), with Renee. 

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. Today Laura and Ryan talk about the Cullens in gym class, ponder over what Esme does all day, and talk a little bit about Bella and Edward's stone cold weird dynamic. 

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. In today's episode we delve into our own sordid histories with the Twilight series and then pick apart Twilight chapter one, First Sight...wherein Bella moves to Forks, Mike spikes his hair, and Renee is the worst.