Mediocre Happy Hours
By The Brothers Pio
Mediocre Happy HoursAug 10, 2018
Asian Abe Lincoln
The boys discuss a few topics... MGA, Vegas, why turtles shouldn't be trusted.
Stripper's Buttholes
If a stripper's butthole is sewed up, is it still a butt? These questions and more are answered in this episode.
Mediocre Happy Hours: I Hate Time Zones
Brett "Boom Boom" Dennis subs in for Joe Dirt on this episode were we talk about the MGA World Championship experience, JSG's epic meltdown, and The Ugly Sweater Tournament live from Corner Pocket Bar and Grill.
Honduran Sampler
The next podcast for MHH is here.... finally. The Pio brothers are joined by Boom Boom to try and talk about golf, but hey, this thing is fluid so who knows what they talked about. Plus Boom Boom brought cigars. We're cheap dates.
Mediocre Happy Hour: Saturdays at the Langs
Talking about bad golf and stuff
Do Better Doug
The Piotrowski Brothers sit down... FINALLY ... and make JSG and 101 proud. Rose Chin Drips Version.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Hilary's Lip Service
At some point in the future, Dan and Joe P will enter witty descriptions here. But for now, just know that the Asian massage parlor is next door and 101 stole $20 from a grandma.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Driving Miss Piggy
101, JSG, and CL recap the MGAWC, the TLH MGA year in review, Mountain's dad, 7th place, and then look to #DanP #JoeP for the future....
Mediocre Happy Hour - What did you think of the writeup?
The last three champs, 101, JSG and Pete join the podcast to discuss their wins, writeups, and cinematic marvels.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Rings Will Be Alright
Fellas bring on Piggy to discuss titties and red keys.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The Balki Bartokomous Episode
The Golden Episode has 101 and JSG bring on the FU Open winner to discuss his first title, the BOMB, and Sea Tow gift certificates.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Gunga Galunga and how Joe P ruined the tournament
101 and JSG bring on the MGA Champ Elder OG Turk to discuss his MGA win, Dan's collapse, philosophy, and Joe P killing his brother.
Mediocre Happy Hour - TLH MGA Field Trips
The Goat and JSG bring on T Lang after back-to-back wins. The fellas discuss The Bastards, the field trip to Fort Myers, and preview the upcoming MGA at CCCC.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The Audio Difficulties Episode
The fellas were so excited to be vaccinated and recording in person, they used the wrong audio feed for the first five minutes. Once you get through that, you will be able to hear The Goat and JSG discuss the first tourney of the year with the Am-Am Champ, T Lang, some coin challenges, and give a Bastards preview.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The Long Snapper Episode
The Goat and JSG get on a zoom with CL Kawas and the current coin holder, T Lang, to discuss the Seminole Cup and update the coin challenge
Mediocre Happy Hour - No Taps Son
101 and JSG bring on Lord Dan to discuss Dan's recent coin challenge run and play a new game called Get to Know a Medio.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The Coin of Mediocrity
101 and JSG bring on the chapter leader to discuss the Coin of Mediocrity Challenge, endless rules, the upcoming Ugly Sweater Tournament, more COM rules, flight connections, and when to leave your burger opinions to yourself.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The GOAT
Millar and JSG bring on OG and Bastards contender KG to discuss The Bastards, The Original Breakfast of WInners, Hole 17, fantasy football, opting out of fantasy football, and Mitch kissing titties.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Newbie King
101 and JSG bring on the Newbie King, Jeremy Cohen, to discuss his first win, rosé chug, and the upcoming Bastards.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Just Hate Yourself
101 and JSG jump on Zoom to discuss kitchen utensils, the TLH MGA’s Douchebag Invitational, winning from the tips, and the upcoming football season.
Mediocre Happy Hour - I Want to be a Good Mom, but also do Drugs
The boys bring on the Chapter Leader to discuss the scandal related to the 2019 MGA World Champ, the TLH MGA Fore! Championship won by JSG, an influx of new members, and then bring on Joe P to discuss his short-lived curse.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The TLH MGA Kings
The fellas get together on Zoom to discuss the cancelling of the 2020 MGAWC, 101's THIRD Bratish Open victory, more OG dominance, and play a game crowning the Kings of each all 8 TLH MGA tournaments.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Thiccboi
101 and JSG discuss Piggy's second win of the season, the upcoming Bratish, give a COVID update, and discuss why Millar hates Thiccboi
Mediocre Happy Hour - 13 is 12
101 and JSG bring on the chapter leader and MGA 2020 champ, Ian Kawas. The three discuss last week's MGA, the upcoming FU Open (and send some runners to Biloxi to put down some bets), and discuss their Tallahassee 18, which ends up being a par 75. Easy game.
Mediocre Happy Hour - In These Unprecedented Times
The fellas jump on Zoom to discuss how the walls in their home are closing in around them, the NFL Draft, one-way aisles, and the upcoming TLH MGA schedule.
Mediocre Happy Hour - March 12, 2020
101 and JSG bring on the Am Am champion, Piggy Bear, to discuss the Seminole Cup, the Am Am, the upcoming Bastards, and the one of the weirdest 72 hour stretches in memory.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Remembering what We Didn't Remember
101 and JSG discuss some time away, the MGA World Championships, College Hoops, and then spend 45 minutes discussing the Patriots while attempting to discuss the Super Bowl
Mediocre Happy Hour - 2019 TLH MGA Year in Review
Millar and JSG bring on the TLH MGA Chapter Leader, Ian Kawas, to discuss the top moments of the 2019 TLH MGA season, The 500 Club, and preview the 2020 season while occasionally discussing what is happening on the Red Zone Channel.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The Thunder From Down Under
101 and JSG have the winner of the Last Gasp, Aussie Pete, on to the pod. The three discuss the tournament, reading greens, the TLH MGA season, and discuss the upcoming MGA World Championship. Sponsored by the Ryder Cup Ticketing Process.
Mediocre Happy Hour - A Fairy Tale in Southwood
101 and JSG discuss TLH-MGA's triumphant win at the 2019 S.H.I.T. Show, Millar becoming #FloridaMan, 101 and Ian's special relationship, the rest of the TLH-MGA season, and why the Buccaneers and Vikings won't meet in the NFC Championship this year
Mediocre Happy Hour - Draft Day: No Matter What
In an very special episode, 101 and JSG bring Keith Gubat on the pod to discuss the movie Draft Day in the style of the Rewatchables podcast. Around the hour mark, the guys make some bets for the upcoming S.H.I.T. Show and send a courier to Biloxi.
Mediocre Happy Hour - The Fantasy Football Steam Draft
Alternate Title: Joe P is Going to be Pissed
101 and JSG bring on the Fore! Champion, Steve Hiraga. In Hiraga's second time on the pod, the three discuss the TLH MGA Fore! Championship, the upcoming Florida SHIT Show Tournament, and have a fantasy football steam draft.
Mediocre Happy Hour - I don't look down on you, but I don't look up to you
101 and JSG sit down with the Bratish Open champion, Nicky Mazz. The three talk about everything and nothing. Pure Mediocre Happy Hour.
Mediocre Happy Hour - Shame Eating & Unbelievable Scripts
In MGA news, 101 and JSG discuss the new format at the 2019 MGAWC and all the kilts and plaid that will be at this year's Bratish Open.
Around the 30 minute mark, the fellas discuss this week's British Open, give a shout out to T Pain, Millar shames the fast food industry for trying to shame his shame eating, and JSG bemoans how sports writers ruined a good story after the tragic passing of Tyler Skaggs.
Mediocre Happy Hour - FU Open, Chernobyl, and a Bronze Ticket
101 and JSG invite the FU Open champion on the pod. The medios breakdown what happened at TLH MGA's most recent major, interview the champ, discuss the parallels of the Chernobyl disaster and holes 15-18, winning the Bronze Ticket for the MGAWC, and briefly discuss what they may be wearing for the upcoming Bratish Open.
Mediocre Happy Hour - GLORIA! I THINK I GOT YOUR NUM-BAH!
101 and JSG briefly discuss the last episode (what they can remember), the MGAWC, the upcoming Florida S.H.I.T. Show, Carson Palmer getting inducted into a Ring of Honor, Fans at sporting events, and Millar gets angry
Mediocre Happy Hour - A Sit Down with Piggy Bear
JSG and 101 welcome in Piggy Bear, MGAWC Spirit Animal and 2019 The MGA champion. The three discuss the 2019 The MGA, The Showdown at KCC, the Rosé Curse, getting ready for the 2019 MGAWC, and make some predictions.
Mediocre Happy Hour - This Episode is Turning Heads!
Minute 2: Quebec
Minute 17: 101's Reaction to The Bastards Write-Up
Minute 22: The MGA Preview
Minute 42: NBA Lottery
Minute 49: Haskins is Turning Heads!
Minute 56: I Gotta Unfollow
Mediocre Happy Hour - 101's Best. Week. Ever.
Minute 2: My Heart Will Go On + Sports
Minute 4: A Sunday at Augusta
Minute 19: TLH MGA The Bastards - A Recap
Minute 28: Champion's Interview
Minute 46: Bat Flips
Minute 56: Game of Thrones or NFL Draft
Mediocre Happy Hour - Do you pull out or leave it in?
Minute 3: The Am-Am
Minute 13: The Champions Interview
Minute 19: Leaving it In or Take it Out?
Minute 26: The Slug Index
Minute 36: The Bastards Preview
Minute 52: The Masters is Coming
Minute 57: The Final Four
Mediocre Happy Hour - Gimmies are for Cowards
Minute 2: Day Drinking
Minute 6: Seminole Cup
Minute 16: Three Putt
Minute 26: TLH MGA Season Preview
Minute 45: Random Take Hat - Chris Mullin, The Discrepancy
Minute 55: 101's Breaded Wings
Minute 65: Savery Scale: I Shot an 84 (with 3 Mulligans and 6 gimmes)
Mediocre Happy Hour - RIP Cross Creek
Minute 2: Pandering to Lou Malnati's
Minute 5: RIP Cross Creek
Minute 24: Holes We Hate: Southwood 4
Minute 36: Holes We Hate: Seminole 16/7
Minute 39: Super Bowl Food
Minute 57: Savery Scale: How Do I Explain This To My Kids?
Mediocre Happy Hour - NFL Conference Championship Predictions
Minute 5: TLH MGA Off-season event
Minute 9: 3 NFL Questions
Minute 25: NFL Conference Championship Predictions
Minute 35: Bogus' Light Changing Services
Minute 37: Phil's Woodworking
Minute 39: A-Hole Admissions: Dryer Vent Returns
Minute 51: Random Take Hat - The Army/Navy Game
Minute 57: Savery Scale - Cruise Control
Mediocre Happy Hour - We're Going to the Gag Room - The Kevin Durant Interview
Minute 3: Crown Royal & Ginger
Minute 4: Urban Meyer teaches Character & Leadership
Minute 8: Flat Earth vs. Fake Moon Landing
Minute 10: Kevin Durant
Minute 12: Breakdown of the TLH MGA Power Rankings
Minute 24: Our First Paid Commercial
Minute 26: Hiraga's response to Ian's Prince take
Minute 39: The Aaron Rodgers Bose Commercial
Minute 45: Sunset Heart Hands
Minute 51: I Love It
Minute 62: Literally Figuratively
Minute 76: Savery Scale: Publix Panhandler
Mediocre Happy Hour - 2018 TLH MGA Awards and a Double Savery. BONUS: MHH After Dark!
Mediocre Happy Hour - MGAWC Edition:You Can Lead a Medio to Alcohol, but You Can't Make Him Drink It
Mediocre Happy Hour - Deloris!
Minute 8 - MGAWC Talk
Minute 15 - TLHMGA: Year in Review
Minute 28 - More MGAWC: F**k Lexington 11
Minute 36 - Can Bama beat a NFL team?
Minute 44 - Deloris!
Minute 49 - Savery Scale: The Next Door App
Minute 70 - AHole Admissions: I peed on Jesus
Mediocre Happy Hour - A Three-Way with Paulina Gretzky
Minute 6: Tiger wins!
Minute 8: MGA World Championship Excitement
Minute 17: The NFL is Still a Thing
Minute 25: The Noles, Streaks, and Miami Hate Week
Minute 35: 101's Haircut
Minute 40: Ryder Cup 2018
Mediocre Happy Hour - The Rams are 37-2 since 1976 when running the ball at least 24 times
13:00 - The S.H.I.T. Show
22:37 - Mini Royal
28:42 - The Bar is Closed
41:43 - The Creep Off
50:18 - Savery Scale: W-L records and rushing attempts
59:12 - FitzMagic
1:08:45 - The Tragic Timberwolves
Mediocre Happy Hour - College Football Kickoff Edition? "K."
(10:45) Bob is John Coffey
(19:30) Nicky Mazz always has a knife
(26:43) NFL Hall of Fame
(32:30) JSG's Favorite Randy Moss Moment
(39:01) 101's Good Will Hunting Moment
(45:50) Savery Scale Segment? K