Mediocre Happy Hours

The boys discuss a few topics... MGA, Vegas, why turtles shouldn't be trusted.

If a stripper's butthole is sewed up, is it still a butt? These questions and more are answered in this episode.

Brett "Boom Boom" Dennis subs in for Joe Dirt on this episode were we talk about the MGA World Championship experience, JSG's epic meltdown, and The Ugly Sweater Tournament live from Corner Pocket Bar and Grill.

The next podcast for MHH is here.... finally.  The Pio brothers are joined by Boom Boom to try and talk about golf, but hey, this thing is fluid so who knows what they talked about.  Plus Boom Boom brought cigars.  We're cheap dates.

Talking about bad golf and stuff

The Piotrowski Brothers sit down... FINALLY ... and make JSG and 101 proud.  Rose Chin Drips Version.

At some point in the future, Dan and Joe P will enter witty descriptions here. But for now, just know that the Asian massage parlor is next door and 101 stole $20 from a grandma.

101, JSG, and CL recap the MGAWC, the TLH MGA year in review, Mountain's dad, 7th place, and then look to #DanP #JoeP for the future....

The last three champs, 101, JSG and Pete join the podcast to discuss their wins, writeups, and cinematic marvels.

Fellas bring on Piggy to discuss titties and red keys.

The Golden Episode has 101 and JSG bring on the FU Open winner to discuss his first title, the BOMB, and Sea Tow gift certificates.

101 and JSG bring on the MGA Champ Elder OG Turk to discuss his MGA win, Dan's collapse, philosophy, and Joe P killing his brother.

The Goat and JSG bring on T Lang after back-to-back wins. The fellas discuss The Bastards, the field trip to Fort Myers, and preview the upcoming MGA at CCCC.

The fellas were so excited to be vaccinated and recording in person, they used the wrong audio feed for the first five minutes. Once you get through that, you will be able to hear The Goat and JSG discuss the first tourney of the year with the Am-Am Champ, T Lang, some coin challenges, and give a Bastards preview.

The Goat and JSG get on a zoom with CL Kawas and the current coin holder, T Lang, to discuss the Seminole Cup and update the coin challenge

101 and JSG bring on Lord Dan to discuss Dan's recent coin challenge run and play a new game called Get to Know a Medio.

101 and JSG bring on the chapter leader to discuss the Coin of Mediocrity Challenge, endless rules, the upcoming Ugly Sweater Tournament, more COM rules, flight connections, and when to leave your burger opinions to yourself.

Millar and JSG bring on OG and Bastards contender KG to discuss The Bastards, The Original Breakfast of WInners, Hole 17, fantasy football, opting out of fantasy football, and Mitch kissing titties.

101 and JSG bring on the Newbie King, Jeremy Cohen, to discuss his first win, rosé chug, and the upcoming Bastards.

101 and JSG jump on Zoom to discuss kitchen utensils, the TLH MGA’s Douchebag Invitational, winning from the tips, and the upcoming football season.

The boys bring on the Chapter Leader to discuss the scandal related to the 2019 MGA World Champ, the TLH MGA Fore! Championship won by JSG, an influx of new members, and then bring on Joe P to discuss his short-lived curse.

The fellas get together on Zoom to discuss the cancelling of the 2020 MGAWC, 101's THIRD Bratish Open victory, more OG dominance, and play a game crowning the Kings of each all 8 TLH MGA tournaments.

101 and JSG discuss Piggy's second win of the season, the upcoming Bratish, give a COVID update, and discuss why Millar hates Thiccboi

101 and JSG bring on the chapter leader and MGA 2020 champ, Ian Kawas. The three discuss last week's MGA, the upcoming FU Open (and send some runners to Biloxi to put down some bets), and discuss their Tallahassee 18, which ends up being a par 75. Easy game.

The fellas jump on Zoom to discuss how the walls in their home are closing in around them, the NFL Draft, one-way aisles, and the upcoming TLH MGA schedule.

101 and JSG bring on the Am Am champion, Piggy Bear, to discuss the Seminole Cup, the Am Am, the upcoming Bastards, and the one of the weirdest 72 hour stretches in memory.

101 and JSG discuss some time away, the MGA World Championships, College Hoops, and then spend 45 minutes discussing the Patriots while attempting to discuss the Super Bowl

Millar and JSG bring on the TLH MGA Chapter Leader, Ian Kawas, to discuss the top moments of the 2019 TLH MGA season, The 500 Club, and preview the 2020 season while occasionally discussing what is happening on the Red Zone Channel.

101 and JSG have the winner of the Last Gasp, Aussie Pete, on to the pod. The three discuss the tournament, reading greens, the TLH MGA season, and discuss the upcoming MGA World Championship. Sponsored by the Ryder Cup Ticketing Process.

101 and JSG discuss TLH-MGA's triumphant win at the 2019 S.H.I.T. Show, Millar becoming #FloridaMan, 101 and Ian's special relationship, the rest of the TLH-MGA season, and why the Buccaneers and Vikings won't meet in the NFC Championship this year

In an very special episode, 101 and JSG bring Keith Gubat on the pod to discuss the movie Draft Day in the style of the Rewatchables podcast. Around the hour mark, the guys make some bets for the upcoming S.H.I.T. Show and send a courier to Biloxi. 

Alternate Title: Joe P is Going to be Pissed

101 and JSG bring on the Fore! Champion, Steve Hiraga. In Hiraga's second time on the pod, the three discuss the TLH MGA Fore! Championship, the upcoming Florida SHIT Show Tournament, and have a fantasy football steam draft.

101 and JSG sit down with the Bratish Open champion, Nicky Mazz. The three talk about everything and nothing. Pure Mediocre Happy Hour. 

In MGA news, 101 and JSG discuss the new format at the 2019 MGAWC and all the kilts and plaid that will be at this year's Bratish Open.
Around the 30 minute mark, the fellas discuss this week's British Open, give a shout out to T Pain, Millar shames the fast food industry for trying to shame his shame eating, and JSG bemoans how sports writers ruined a good story after the tragic passing of Tyler Skaggs.

 101 and JSG invite the FU Open champion on the pod. The medios breakdown what happened at TLH MGA's most recent major, interview the champ, discuss the parallels of the Chernobyl disaster and holes 15-18, winning the Bronze Ticket for the MGAWC, and briefly discuss what they may be wearing for the upcoming Bratish Open. 

 101 and JSG briefly discuss the last episode (what they can remember), the MGAWC, the upcoming Florida S.H.I.T. Show, Carson Palmer getting inducted into a Ring of Honor, Fans at sporting events, and Millar gets angry

JSG and 101 welcome in Piggy Bear, MGAWC Spirit Animal and 2019 The MGA champion. The three discuss the 2019 The MGA, The Showdown at KCC, the Rosé Curse, getting ready for the 2019 MGAWC, and make some predictions. 

Minute 2: Quebec

Minute 17: 101's Reaction to The Bastards Write-Up

Minute 22: The MGA Preview

Minute 42: NBA Lottery

Minute 49: Haskins is Turning Heads!

Minute 56: I Gotta Unfollow

Minute 2: My Heart Will Go On + Sports

Minute 4: A Sunday at Augusta

Minute 19: TLH MGA The Bastards - A Recap

Minute 28: Champion's Interview

Minute 46: Bat Flips

Minute 56: Game of Thrones or NFL Draft

Minute 3: The Am-Am

Minute 13: The Champions Interview

Minute 19: Leaving it In or Take it Out?

Minute 26: The Slug Index

Minute 36: The Bastards Preview

Minute 52: The Masters is Coming

Minute 57: The Final Four

Minute 2: Day Drinking

Minute 6: Seminole Cup

Minute 16: Three Putt

Minute 26: TLH MGA Season Preview

Minute 45: Random Take Hat - Chris Mullin, The Discrepancy

Minute 55: 101's Breaded Wings

Minute 65: Savery Scale: I Shot an 84 (with 3 Mulligans and 6 gimmes)

Minute 2: Pandering to Lou Malnati's

Minute 5: RIP Cross Creek

Minute 24: Holes We Hate: Southwood 4

Minute 36: Holes We Hate: Seminole 16/7

Minute 39: Super Bowl Food

Minute 57: Savery Scale: How Do I Explain This To My Kids?

Minute 5: TLH MGA Off-season event

Minute 9: 3 NFL Questions

Minute 25: NFL Conference Championship Predictions

Minute 35: Bogus' Light Changing Services

Minute 37: Phil's Woodworking

Minute 39: A-Hole Admissions: Dryer Vent Returns

Minute 51: Random Take Hat - The Army/Navy Game

Minute 57: Savery Scale - Cruise Control

Minute 3: Crown Royal & Ginger

Minute 4: Urban Meyer teaches Character & Leadership

Minute 8: Flat Earth vs. Fake Moon Landing

Minute 10: Kevin Durant

Minute 12: Breakdown of the TLH MGA Power Rankings

Minute 24: Our First Paid Commercial

Minute 26: Hiraga's response to Ian's Prince take

Minute 39: The Aaron Rodgers Bose Commercial

Minute 45: Sunset Heart Hands

Minute 51: I Love It

Minute 62: Literally Figuratively

Minute 76: Savery Scale: Publix Panhandler