Metaphorical Walrus Productions

Metaphorical Walrus Productions

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We're Metaphorical Walrus Productions, and we make the Actual Play podcasts Westerns & Wagons, Monsters & Mysteries, and Skybound Card games! Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/metaphoricalwalrusproductions, Follow us on Twitter at www.twitter.com/MetaphoricalP Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/MetaphoricalWalrusProductions Music for Westerns & Wagons provided by zircon, and you can find more of his music at www.zirconmusic.com! Unless otherwise noted in the episode description, all sound effects and songs are used under the CC0 1.0 and the Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 licenses
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Pitchstorm 3 - The Live Episode
Hello faithful listeners! Do you have an hour and a half to kill? Want to listen to some amazing pitches?  In this episode of Pitchstorm, we randomly draw pitches that sound amazing on the surface and manage to make each one of them terrible!  Listen to Founding Fathers throwing parties, ghosts haunting cyber hackers, and secret agent fairies.  Would you watch these movies? ... We would!   Tweet your favorite to us @MetaphoricalP and support us at our OFFICIAL PATREON PAGE, patreon.com/MetaphoricalWalrusProductions (Which, as it turns out, does have the word productions in it!)
1:32:34
February 17, 2020
Monsters & Mysteries 027 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 13
Spencer discovers the "truth" about the disappearance of his father. Lukas searches through the house for Rainey. And when the kids meet in the basement theater, they come up with a plan.  "Vanishing", "Bump in the Night", "Anxiety", "House of Leaves" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
30:47
February 10, 2020
Monsters & Mysteries 026 - Horror Movie Date Night Part 12
CW: mention of animal abuse Discover all the old flavors of candy when Spence and Theo go exploring the bizarre basement theater of Allister DeMille. Meanwhile, Lukas goes searching for answers in the attic and runs across a deep-seated fear of his own.  Will the house claim its first victims? What happens when Lukas and Wilhelm are left alone? And what scares Enigma Tough Guy Theo? Find out in this episode! "person falling on wooden floor" by blouhond (https://freesound.org/people/blouhond/) of freesound.org "flashlight switch" by jesabat of freesound.org "Snapping, Wooden Fence, H.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "FX_Window_Banging_01" by PeteBarry of freesound.org "Pullcord-switch" by NLM of Freesound.org "Vanishing", "Bump in the Night", "Anxiety" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
32:33
February 3, 2020
Monsters & Mysteries 025 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 11
The Kids begin exploring Al Short's house.  Rainey and Aaron find the master bedroom, Theo and Spence head to the basement, and Lukas and Wilhelm ascend into the Attic?  What will they find?  Are they truly alone in the haunted house?  And what terrifying revelations does Theo uncover?  Find out in this episode of MONSTERS AND MYSTERIES! "Shower, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "camera_snap1" by thecheeseman of freesound.org "Vanishing", "Not as it Seems", "Hyperfun", "Unseen Horrors" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
30:53
January 27, 2020
Monsters & Mysteries 024 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 10
The Kids arrive at Al Short's house and begin their investigations, unaware of the dangers that lurk within. What do they find when they arrive at the unassuming beige house? And what mysteries await within the residence? Find out in this episode! "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Church Bells, Close, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Film Projector Countdown" Copyright 2013 Iwan Gabovitch, CC-BY3 license "Synthwave" by Ran Andersen "What's Going On" by Dark Fantasy Studio "Vanishing" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
29:06
January 20, 2020
Monsters & Mysteries 023 - Horror Movie Date Night part 9
Rainey's friend Aaron regales the gang with the tale of Allister DeMille, the bastard son of Cecil B. DeMille and the Black Dahlia.  Who is this mysterious figure? How is he related to what's going on? And what the heck is a white page? Find out in this episode!
30:32
January 13, 2020
Monsters & Mysteries 022 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 8
The kids attempt a daring rescue of Rainey's friend, Aaron, and then try to explain what's going on to him. However, Aaron might know more about what's happening than the kids realize. "Thunderclap at Night" by inchadney (https://freesound.org/people/inchadney/) of freesound.org "Vanishing" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
18:19
December 18, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 021 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 7
The kids escort Spencer back to his house and volunteer to babysit him for his recovery.  Rampant curiosity about Rainey's films gets the better of them, however, and they make their way to the local theater.  A haunting vision chases them. "Footsteps, Stones, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Amok" by chicachico (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/chicachico) of freemusicarchive.org "Vanishing", "Eighties Action" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
30:26
December 5, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 020 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 6
The kids deal with the aftermath of the events in the Antiquity Shop, and have to face the heavy hand of the law.  Was what they experienced real, or some kind of cruel trick by an unknown assailant? "Cuckoo clock edited version" by ScottFerguson1 of freesound.org "TV on humm off" by ERH of freesound.org "The Clowns Have Come to Roost" by TeknoAXE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License "Synthwave" by Ryan Andersen (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ryan_Andersen) of freemusicarchive.org "Amok" by chicachico (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/chicachico) of freemusicarchive.org "Vanishing", by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
21:01
November 27, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 019 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 5
Rainey, Spencer, Theo, and Lukas investigate the strange smell coming from the basement.  They make a startling discovery and uncover a sinister presence.  Threatened, the kids race back upstairs and arm themselves. "Turning on an old CRT TV" by pfranzen of freesound.org "Cuckoo clock edited version" by ScottFerguson1 of freesound.org "Cuckoo Clock, Single, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "ns_footstepsWood" by cmusounddesign of freesound.org "camera_snap1" by thecheeseman of freesound.org "TV on humm off" by ERH of freesound.org "Phone Call Tone 1" by ximian of freesound.org "impact thin wood snapping 002" obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com "The Clowns Have Come to Roost" by TeknoAXE is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License "Vanishing", "Unseen Horrors" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
31:22
November 15, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 018 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 4
The kids go and visit Enigma's Antiquity Shop to ask about the film that Rainey found.  While they're there, they begin to poke around among the oddities and indulge in their curiosity. "Footsteps, Stones, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Jukebox, old, coin into the slot, mechanism starts to buzz" by YleArkisto of Freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Mt. Fuji" by Timecrawler 82 (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Timecrawler_82) of freemusicarchive.org "Vanishing", "Not as it Seems", "Unseen Horrors" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
23:27
November 6, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 017 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 3
Content Warning: Suicide mentioned After a startling moment, the power is restored to the Police Station, but the kids are in for more surprises as they double and triple check Rainey's film.  With some clues on hand, the kids then leave the Police station to begin investigating. "06691 horror screechy scream" by Robinhood76 of freesound.org "Frantic violin screech" by devilfish101 of freesound.org "Super 8 mm settingup-projector" by Eelke (http://www.eelkedekker.nl/) of freesound.org "Vanishing", "Dreamlike", "House of Leaves" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
31:37
October 31, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 016 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 2
Lukas, Rainey, and Theo go to check in on Spencer, only to find out he's a little under the weather.  Then, a trip to the police station to use their projector is in order! "Closet_hit_01" by smokenweewALT of freesound.org "Door Bell Sound" by Mike Koenig of soundbible.com "Super 8 mm settingup-projector" by Eelke (http://www.eelkedekker.nl/) of freesound.org "80's doodles" by doxent "Hoedown" by Jason Shaw "Vanishing", "Investigations" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
25:14
October 23, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 015 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 1
Rainey and Theo do some shopping on Enigma's Main Street.  The antiquity shoppe that Rainey likes is open, but under mysterious new management.  What will she find in stock?  Listen to find out! "two goats bleating in a stable" by Edufigg of freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Door Bell Sound" by Mike Koenig of soundbible.com "Hoedown" by Jason Shaw "Clarity" by Ryan Andersen (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ryan_Andersen) of freemusicarchive.org "Vanishing", "Inspired" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
32:48
October 16, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 014 - Felt Hearts FINALE
Having fully bested the Pastor of Muppets, the kids must now deal with the gruesome fallout of their actions earlier in the night.  They decide to call in the authorities to clean up the mess.  What will become of the Muppetnomicron?  How do the kids confront the consequences of self defense?  And who is the best at sewing?  Find out in the grand finale of Felt Hearts! "Mt. Fuji" by Timecrawler 82 (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Timecrawler_82) of freemusicarchive.org "Amok" by chicachico (https://freemusicarchive.org/music/chicachico) of freemusicarchive.org "Vanishing", "Eighties Action" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
27:22
October 16, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 013 - Felt Hearts pt 9
The kids fight to escape the clutches of the angry puppets!  And when they finally are able to confront the Pastor of Muppets, they have a tough choice to make.  Can they deal with the consequences of their actions?  How will they return the Muppetized kids back to normal?  And what are the moral and ethic implications of a Muppet Hole? "Vanishing", "Eighties Action" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Ready to Fight" by David Fesliyan License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
31:05
October 2, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 012 - Felt Hearts pt 8
The kids face off against the Pastor of Muppets, but Lukas makes him face off against a theological dilemma.  How does Jim Henson fit into the divine plan?  What is the most sacred of the Muppet hand Trinity?  Is Gonzo's self-flagellation an appropriate means of worship?  "03792 children scremaing" by Robinhood76 of freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Vanishing", "Come Play with Me", "Dreams Become Real", "Not as it Seems" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
30:43
September 25, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 011 - Felt Hearts pt 7
In this extra length episode, the kids search for clues at the lock in. Theo tries to sneak off to make out with Emma but is caught by the pastor.  Lukas and Rainey play a risque game of Life with Rick and Garth.  Spence sneaks off to investigate the church further and makes a horrifying discovery which he shares with the rest of the kids. BONUS: Get a taste of the material we put into our Patreon! The Metaphorical Walrus Productions crew try out NEW Coke and record their reactions.  Discover more of this material by becoming a Patron!  "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "06691 horror screechy scream" by Robinhood76 of freesound.org "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Investigations", "Unseen Horrors", "Not as it Seems", "The House of Leaves" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
56:35
September 13, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 010 - Felt Hearts pt 6
The kids socialize with the group gathered at the Church for the lock-in and make some life long friends and memories. Between the Pizza and the Board Games, they begin to let their guard down and enjoy a fun night. "Whistle, Finger, Long, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "George Street Shuffle", "Inspired" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) "Clarity" by Ryan Andersen
29:55
September 4, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 009 - Felt Hearts pt 5
Lukas, Rainey, Theo, and Spence discover more felt hearts involving some of the prominent members of Enigma, and even have a shock close to home.  They decide to join the Pastor's lock in to try and connect the clues they've collected so far and work on the only lead they have.  
30:53
August 28, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 008 - Felt Hearts pt 4
The kids piece together some of the clues and rush to track down their classmates Jaqueline and Bernice.  Along the way they visit Terry, a puppet enthusiast, to find out more information about the felt hearts. But things are only getting worse for the kids... Sound effects "Door Bell Sound" by Mike Koenig of soundbible.com Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Blue Sizzle" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
28:03
August 21, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 007 - Felt Hearts pt 3
The kids attempt to retrieve the backpack of a missing child, confronting the powerful Manager of the Arcade in the process.  More mysteries begin to surface while the kids fight to find clues and uncover a startling material. Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Pixel Peeker Polka", "Fantasia Fantasia" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
31:05
August 21, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 006 - Felt Hearts pt 2
The kids visit the local arcade. Lukas gears up to navigate Dirk the Daring through the Dragon's Lair with Spencer cheering him on while Rainey and Theo play a friendly game of air hockey!  However, their revelry is soon shattered by a scream.  What foul trouble is afoot at the arcade? Join the kids as they begin to uncover a new mystery in the sleepy town of Enigma!
32:52
August 7, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 005 - Felt Hearts pt 1
Lucas, Spencer, Rainey, and Theo wake up early after the strange events the night before.  They bond over some cartoons and help around on the farm, then head out to the Arcade.  But what strange thing have they awoken to?  The news holds the key, and the Arcade might not be as safe as one would think... Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Mornings" by Jason Shaw 
32:38
July 31, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 004 - The Last Day of School (Finale)
The kids face off against strangers in the woods in an epic showdown.  Rainey partakes in some capitalism, Spencer takes a lot of photos, and Theo wins the day.  Then, they meet a person larger than life and receive a dire warning.  One of the mysteries of Enigma is uncovered in this final episode of The Last Day of School! Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "On the Cool Side", "80's Action" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
42:55
July 11, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries - The Last Day of School, pt 3
Spencer, Rainey, Theo, and Lukas make the bold choice to venture into the woods near Lukas' family farm to investigate the strange lights they saw the night before.  But while they are there, they make a startling discovery--and maybe bite off more than they can chew! Join the kids as they try to get to the heart of the mysterious lights in the sky! All music and sound effects are used with permission or under the Creative Commons license unless attributed here: "Phone Call Tone 1" by ximian of freesound.org "Door Open 2" by MWLANDI of freesound.org Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Laser Groove", "The House of Leaves" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
27:33
July 3, 2019
Monsters and Mysteries - Last Day of School pt 2
The kids meet up after school to discuss the strange phenomena that they experienced the night before.  However, they learn of a new ordinance enacted by the mayor of the sleepy town of Enigma. "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Laser Groove" by Kevin McLeod (www.incomptech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "80s Doodles" by Doxent Zsigmond (c) copyright 2013  "Clarity" by Ryan Andersen "Street Dancing" by Timecrawler 82 of freemusicarchive.org
34:04
June 26, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries - Last Day of School pt 1
The kids experience a strange phenomena the night before the last day of school, and make plans to meet up after school. Welcome to the sleepy town of Enigma, listeners! This is the first episode in our first Arc. It will take the kids into the woods of Enigma, chasing a cryptid that could be the cause of some mysterious disappearances. The following sounds are used under Creative Commons "Rooster Calling, Close, A" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Vanishing", "Beauty Flow", "Laser Groove" by Kevin McLeod (www.incomptech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "80s Doodles" by Doxent Zsigmond (c) copyright 2013 
33:13
June 19, 2019
Monsters & Mysteries 000 - Welcome to Enigma
Greetings, listeners! Welcome to the sleepy town of Enigma, Oregon, where strange things happen daily and only the kids and the weird adults experience it. In this Episode 0, you'll meet the cast consisting of Lukas McElroy, the Hick with a heart of gold, Theodore White, the truant rocker searching for his brother, Spencer Palmer, the cryptozoid fanatic shutterbug, and Lorraine "Rainey" Taylor, the tutu-wearing weirdo who can't help but getting into trouble. Thank you to Kevin McLeod of www.incomptech.com for the intro and outro theme, Vanishing, used under the Attribution 3.0 license, part of the Creative Commons license.
34:04
June 12, 2019
Red Flag - Date Night!
Metaphorical Walrus Productions plays Skybound Games' "Red Flag: The Game of Terrible Dates"!  Meet prospective dates such as the guy who is a Profession Chef that owns a penthouse suite and has two other spouses, the girl who loves theatre that makes your friends jealous of you, but also has coleslaw hands, and the girl who compulsively licks doorknobs! Listen to Sarah, Jake, Matthew, Brett, and Gin almost pee their pants laughing!
1:31:07
May 28, 2019
For a Few Notes More
In which our posse meets the King of Cacophony and has a nice meal with him and the Prince Bergil.  Sikuaq has a strange drink, Deputy follows a person, and Lakoa gets a very temporary job. "Water, Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Dripping-Water-Cave-Waves-.wav" by Maurice_J_K of freesound.org "Clarinet Test 1" by shewbox of freesound.org "Broken Trumpet.wav" by molefimanaka of freesound.org "Fireworks, Crackle, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Look Busy" Kevin MacLeod (incomptech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
1:12:48
May 8, 2019
Rhinestone Dragonborn
In which our posse unwinds a bit before they go to a very important dinner.  Deputy and Josiah purchase new threads, and Lakoa, Sikuaq, and Slyther have a relaxing Spa Day. Check out our Patreon, follow us on Twitter, and give us a Like on Facebook! The following sound effects are used under Attributions License 3.0, all others are creative commons: "people on a party" by unfa of freesound.org "Splash, Jumping, F.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Water, Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Dripping-Water-Cave-Waves-.wav" by Maurice_J_K of freesound.org "00920 man dying 1.wav" by Robinhood 76 of freesound.org "Magical Pulse" by Davexole of Four Orbs "Fireflies and Stardust" by Kevin McLeod of incomptech.com
1:07:19
April 17, 2019
Westerns & Wagon Trains
In which the posse deliberates over breakfast on what to do once the train pulls into Cacophony.  Deputy makes a friend, Big Paul gets slapped, and Sikuaq burns an image from her mind. Sound effects used under Creative Commons, otherwise listed here under Attribution 3.0: "Synthetic Steam Engine" by rudicangiotti of freesound.org "Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound.org "Freight train passing" by hazmattproductions of freesound.org "Fire3" by pushtobreak of freesound.org "treinREM" by hanstimm of freesound.org "people on a party" by unfa of freesound.org "Lucky the Horse" and "Living in my Memories" by Lobo Loco 
1:06:42
April 11, 2019
The 1:87 to The Forge
In which our posse works to foil a dastardly assassination attempt against the Princes of Cacophony and Noman's Land.  Josiah rings some bells, Lakoa finds some gems, and Sikuaq makes a holey mess. The following sound effects and songs were used in this episode under the Attribution license: "glass_kappa_02" by mugwood of freesound.org "Breaking wood" by jorickhoofd of freesound.org "Empty Train moving slowly" by avakas of freesound.org "Bell6" by juskiddink of freesound.org "Screaming 10" by vtownpunks of freesound.org "Bell 010" by kyster of freesound.org "Magical Pulse" by Davexole of Four Orbs "Aggression" and "Ready to Fight" by David Fesliyan of fesliyanstudios.com "Living in my Memories" by Lobo Loco "Mystery Sax" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
1:07:16
April 3, 2019
Two Princes Rode Together
In which our posse talks with a sommelier and uncovers an assassination attempt, then move to meet and warn the two princes.  Meanwhile, Sikuaq takes a drink, Deputy invents a food, and Josiah gets decked. Sound effects and music used in this episode used under Attribution 3.0 and Creative Commons licenses: "slow cargo train 2" by Robinhood76, "Steam train horn 02" by eliasheuninck, and "Music Box Melody" by DRFX of freesound.org "Magical Pulse" by Davexole of Four Orbs "Mystery Sax", "Hyperfun", and "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
1:11:14
March 27, 2019
St. Patty's Day - My Fists, My Drink, and Me (Sikuaq)
In which we join Sikuaq and her three gnome friends on her first ever adventure: helping the outpost of Fort Foothold against some dangerous creatures.   The following sound clips were used in this production under Attribution 3.0 and Creative Commons CC0 1.0: "Glass Smash, Bottle, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "SFX_ATTACK_SWORD_001" by JoelAudio of freesound.org "Battle Strings" by Ageless of looperman.com "Premium Beat 7 - I Still Need You - Strings" by MINOR2GO of looperman.com "Fireflies and Stardust", "Pennsylvania Rose" by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com "12 Mornings" by Jason Shaw All other sound effects from Freesound.org.
1:09:43
March 23, 2019
Deputies Waiting For a Train
In which our posse has breakfast and catch a train.  Deputy visits Rancho Relampago, Cookie prepares a fine meal, Sikuaq accidentally exposes a secret, and Lakoa expresses disgust.
57:38
March 20, 2019
The Old Double Deception
In which Sikuaq eats lead, Lakoa finds her spirit animal, Deputy scolds a child, and Josiah finds an army.  How do our posse try to thwart the big heist?  Find out in this episode!
1:07:05
March 13, 2019
The Great Ranch Heist
In which our posse decides what to do about the heist.  Groups are split, plans are laid, and tension fills the air.
46:11
March 6, 2019
Pitchstorm 002 - A Downpour of Dumb Drafts
In this second episode of Pitchstorm, Matthew, Gin, Brett, and Johnathan pitch movies about Mobsters, Gravediggers, Robots, Holograms, and a whole lot more while the Executive tries to sabotage them with Holidays, Arctic Regions, Apes, and Car Chases.
1:05:19
February 27, 2019
Westerns & Wagons 000 - High Noon
If you're new, start here!  In this episode our players--Brett, Sarah, Matthew, and Gin--each talk about their characters--Josiah, Sikuaq, Deputy Sheriff, and Lakoa--and recap the story so far up to Episode 7, Palacio Notorious!  If you still want to get the full story, listen to episodes 1-6 but be aware that they were recorded on some sub-par equipment including a phone and one shared mic! For our long time listeners, there is plenty in here for you as well: information about the setting, interpersonal talk about the characters, and some talk about the motivations of the characters. Either way, listeners new and old shouldn't miss out on this episode!
59:16
February 11, 2019
The Lightning Bug Whisperer
In which our posse explores the mysterious Rancho Relampago and makes a startling discovery. They also have a fine meal.
59:15
February 4, 2019
A Bed Bug for the Little Lady
In which our posse makes several excellent points, deals with an ornery Ticket Master, and rescues mattress fillings.
1:10:13
January 28, 2019
The Big Trail (To Copper City)
In which our Posse travels to a new city and learns about a party.
1:15:27
January 21, 2019
Westerns & Wagons 015 - A Chestful of Dynamite
In which our Posse discusses what do do next, and discovers a grisly punishment.
1:17:51
January 14, 2019
Westerns & Wagons 014 - Cookie (Tell Me 'Bout the Good Old Days)
In which our posse discovers the identity of the Butcher, explores the hidden treasure room, and finds a few new items to pack away.
54:47
January 7, 2019
Westerns & Wagons 013 - The Battle of Bogwater Bay
In which our posse fights tooth and nail against the Butcher of Bogwater Bay. Then, a startling revelation is made to them.
1:09:19
December 17, 2018
Pitchstorm 001 - A Light Drizzle of Lousy Drafts
Undertakers, Archaeology Dogs, Ghost Sharks and More--John, Matthew, Brett, and Gin play Skybound Game's Pitchstorm!
1:12:23
December 11, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 012 - The Good, The Bad, and the Nilvom
In which our posse faces off against Nilvom, the contract demon, and then faces off against a more numerous foe. Things begin to look mighty bleak for the Nine.
1:10:15
December 3, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 011 - Devil's Contract
In which the final wishes are made and the ambush is sprung.
47:54
November 26, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 010 - The Stranger Wore a Waistcoat
In which our posse gathers the materials to summon the Fiend, then make their wishes and sign their contracts.
42:17
November 19, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 09 pt 2 - She Wore a Yellow Mask
In which our posse reads a book and determines what to do about a devil. Part 2 of this episode!
33:52
November 12, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 09 pt 1 - She Wore a Yellow Mask
In which our posse explores the mansion and makes a series of dark discoveries about the building's history. Cut into two parts, y'all, because it's too long for one but too short for two.
41:20
November 12, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 08 - The Notorious Nine
In which our posse confronts Slyther about her cryptic message and begin searching for clues about "The Nine" in the mansion. We had some audio errors with this episode. They're mostly fixed after this, but you dear listeners deserve warning!
1:09:32
November 5, 2018
W&W Halloween - The Cleric With No Domain
In which we look back at the early days of Josiah Black, a Cleric of Weejas. This episode's opening and closing theme was created by Alexander Nakarada of www.serpentsoundstudios.com Remember to Like and Follow us on Facebook (MetaphoricalWalrusProductions) Follow us on Twitter (@MetaphoricalP) Support us on Patreon (MetaphoricalWalrusProductions)!
1:06:14
October 31, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 07 - Palacio Notorious
In which our posse enters a mansion and discovers some secrets and hear a strange voice.
48:42
October 29, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 06 - Butcher Pete
In which our posse finds out what's at the other end of the magical tunnel, and then finds another tunnel.
47:05
October 22, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 05 - The Cowboy and the Crow
In which our posse encounters a strange creature of apparent friendly persuasion, and then encounters a weather pattern of far less friendly persuasion.
49:19
October 15, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 04 - If Leucrottas Could Kill
In which our posse face off against a horrifying beast and attempt to send it to its maker before it can make dinner out of them.
50:40
October 8, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 03 - Have Horses, Will Travel
In which our heroes set out to find Zeke's gold and find more than they expected. Remember to support us on Patreon, follow us on Twitter @metaphoricalp, and follow us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/metaphoricalwalrusproductions/
1:17:25
October 1, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 02 - The Legend of Zeke's Gold
In which the Posse spends some time in the jail and learns about a legend from Ol' Zeke. Remember to support us on Patreon at patreon.com/metaphoricalwalrusproductions, follow us on Twitter at twitter.com/MetaphoricalP, and follow us on Facebook at facebook.com/MetaphoricalWalrusProductions Last episode recorded on a phone!
48:32
September 24, 2018
Westerns & Wagons 01 - Saloon Slugout
Before you start with this one, consider listening to episode 000 - High Noon first! In it we recap the events of episodes 1 through 6 and give descriptions of the characters and their motivations!  This way you don't have to sit through the crummy audio of Episodes 1-6 (Episode 7 has a some slightly sketchy audio, but the Halloween Special and beyond are all recorded with better equipment). In which we are introduced to the characters, players, and the town of The Quiet. And they get into a bar brawl. Remember to support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/metaphoricalwalrusproductions, follow us on Twitter at www.twitter.com/MetaphoricalP, and follow us on Facebook at facebook.com/MetaphoricalWalrusProductions This first episode was recorded on a phone! Later episodes are recorded on better equipment.
1:08:23
September 18, 2018