Farkas Unleashed

While going over the details of the iBret ad as it appears in the Times, Frankle and Lenny discuss its wondrous effects as well as the “Scroll Seizures” side effect and other potential health and social ramifications of the device.

Mook is coached by Tina who highlights his shortcomings as a salesman. Online banking is frozen due to a cyber attack precipitating hostility from Devon who’s pay transfer is delayed. Mook picks up his kids and serenades them with an off colour rap. Pea consoles Mook with Friday supper.

Devon adds upset to disappointment. Jim is hospitalized after sustaining a nervous breakdown/seizure. Mook gets stoned.

Devon asks for an advance. Cara is unhelpful. Mook is frustrated.

The flawed poems “Still As Life” and “An Insane Bird Chirped” by Mookie Ferguson. Mook argues with Elf over whether lyrics and poems are made of the same stuff. Mook’s salesmen on the road Devon and Percival Mont-Lord check in.

The flawed poem “It Is What It Is” by Mookie Ferguson. Mook accidentally spills his joints in the middle of the office. Management is not amused.

Post avalanche, Mook dreams he is late for work.

Pea serves Mook a homemade Indian supper.

Mook and Swami offer assistance to the Lord of Salad.

Swami encourages Mook to continue writing over drinks at The Sweaty Melon. The weather turns foul.

In lieu of cash, Mook offers encouragement to Devon his salesman on the road.

While warming his class down Swami inwardly recalls details of his youth and neighbourhood friendships.

Yoga instruction with Swami Sidd owner of Studio Ananda. Mook’s childhood pal gives an evening class.

A flawed poem by Mookie Ferguson and a visit from Elf. Devon gets his first point as a salesman on the road. Mook plods through American phone hostility.

Mook’s phone interview recruits Devon to Fershure’s Salesman On The Road Program.

The success of the iBret’s launch has Lenny, Frankle and Brass planning the next phase of the campaign.

The flawed poems “In Life Be Light” and “Squirrel On A Wire” by Mookie Ferguson trigger a scathing attack from Negative Elf.

The flawed poems “A True Singer” and “Snow Crow Woe” by Mookie Ferguson sandwich a snow fantasy during which Mook picks up Terra and spooks Jupe. Cameo by Liberace.

Frankle pitches Lenny his silhouette idea as a way to circumnavigate expensive celebrity endorsements.

Derailed by a cyberattack, Fershure Telecom’s crack team of managers are forced to fill the day with inane sales coaching.

Mook’s morning enthusiasm is tempered by the emptiness of sales.

Swami visits Steve’s corner store for some Depanneur-a-Go-Go wisdom.

Flashback of Swami’s break up with Rachel. “Love Poem” by Mookie Ferguson. Mook vetoes Pea’s environmental initiative.

Backstory relating to Mook’s divorce. Introduction of his children (Mercura, Venus, Terra and Jupiter) to Pea and her daughter Bisa.

Teen Mook victimizes himself when he lacks the gumption to discuss his first sexual experience with his mother.

A poem by Mookie Ferguson and a twisted visit by Negative Elf.

Pea gets ready for her 30 year high school reunion. Mook expresses his reservations as well as the limitations of the French language regarding the word love.

The conclusion of Mook’s elevator rant. Mook’s philosophical take on the oral tradition of sales fuels his motivational spiel as a recruiter at Fershure Telecom. -Mook’s rant about the Kobe chopper crash.

A description of the receptionist at Fershure Telecom as well as the idiotic design of the elevators and floor plan of Place Reine Elizabeth.

Turning up the charm on his calls, Mook’s post suspension return to Fershure Telecom incites a dance party.

While composing the poems Porno Slap Air Guitar and Me Pint, Mook is berated and taunted by Negative Elf.

-Frankle explains iBret technology to Lenny. -A brief review of Moon Twang’s Jama-nana fritter inspired backstory.

While tripping out over writing the poems I Point To The Sky and The Radioactive Salmon, Mook has his first encounter with Negative Elf, an egotistical twin manifestation of his deepest insecurities and negativity .

Finding himself suspended after a misunderstanding with management Mook resolves to use his unanticipated downtime to write in earnest

Mook gets shit on by management at Fershure Telecom.

Manning the phones at Fershure Telecom. Mook in conversation with a variety of potential leads.

Back at his station Mook faces the the reality of his work situation.

Mook requests a meeting with Tina the director of Human Resources at Fershure Telecom.

Mook notices Pea alone at the bar during a swingers supper event. Despite the purpose of the soirée, the host of the evening attempts to deflect Mook’s single minded advances.

Pea in conversation with her actor Paco. Mook coming home to Pea post hanging with Swami.

Working from home.

Mook motivates the junior troops in preparation for another gruelling day of corporate sales at Fershure Telecom.