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Modern Day Muslims Podcast

Modern Day Muslims Podcast

By Modern Day Muslims Podcast

Two confused Muslims, one is Sunni the other is not.
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MDM Podcast #26 - Alot of tricks but no treats

Modern Day Muslims Podcast Nov 03, 2019

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MDM Podcast #41 - Oh say can you see all the Canadian's on the flee to cross the border

MDM Podcast #41 - Oh say can you see all the Canadian's on the flee to cross the border

Xulf and Azfar express concern and happiness over the United States decision to finally open the land border to Canadians to visit after such a long lock down due to Covid. 

Oct 16, 202101:01:29
MDM Podcast #40 - Is Canada ready for a Brown Prime Minister?

MDM Podcast #40 - Is Canada ready for a Brown Prime Minister?

Azfar and Xulf talk about the recent Canadian election and if Canada is ready to embrace not only a Political change but also a Race change when it comes to Politics.


 

Oct 05, 202154:41
MDM Podcast #39 - The Islamophobia Incident that needs to be exposed

MDM Podcast #39 - The Islamophobia Incident that needs to be exposed

Zulf and Azfar discuss how Two Social Media influencers - Sham Idrees and Queen Froggy use there personal power to twist facts around a so called case of Islamophobia while they were at a local dessert place in Oakville, Canada.

Sep 08, 202153:26
MDM Podcast #38 - Gender identities information session as taught by professor Xulf

MDM Podcast #38 - Gender identities information session as taught by professor Xulf

Xulf explains to Azfar all the different terms that people and individuals identify as, which makes Azfar so confused. Azfar also cries about the Leafs losing another series and how they just need to give up already.

Jun 04, 202152:38
MDM Podcast #37 - Ramadan has begun and it's finally explained

MDM Podcast #37 - Ramadan has begun and it's finally explained

Xulf and Azfar finally try their best to explain the meaning of Ramadan and what it means to them. Somehow they get side tracked as usual and start talking about Racism and the use of the word Paki. 

Apr 16, 202157:60
MDM #36 - Covid survivor and can you please pour me a glass of your finest drink when I come visit Pakistan

MDM #36 - Covid survivor and can you please pour me a glass of your finest drink when I come visit Pakistan

Xulf talks about how he traveled to the desserts in Dubai to visit a sick family member and meet up with his friends who are living life like Kings. Unfortunately he gets very sick on the plane ride back only to realize he has Covid. Xulf and Azfar also talk about some cultural rituals that happen in Pakistan where people are raising there glasses and having a toast by drinking something that makes Azfar say "That is batshit crazy". 

Mar 30, 202151:48
MDM Podcast #35 - Good bye 2020 and Thank Allah its 2021

MDM Podcast #35 - Good bye 2020 and Thank Allah its 2021

So yes 2020 was the Year that changed in the World by introducing a Pandemic in Covid-19 but Xulf being the optimistic he is knows there was a Silver lining and shares what it was for him. Azfar and Xulf also talked about the other events that shaped 2020 and how 2021 will be the year for change.

Jan 04, 202143:55
MDM Podcast #34 - Caught in the act, shaming of child predator

MDM Podcast #34 - Caught in the act, shaming of child predator

Azfar and Xulf talk about a crazy video Azfar was forwarded that catches a sexual predator in Brampton by the one and only YouTube pedophile preventer - Justin Payne.

Dec 22, 202048:15
MDM Podcast #33 - Really confused about the TV Show Ramy

MDM Podcast #33 - Really confused about the TV Show Ramy

Xulf and Azfar talk about how they have started watching the TV Show called Ramy which is about a Muslim male who is trying to follow Islam but gets influenced by things that are not permitted in the religion and his inner conflict. These Modern Day Muslim's talk about the effect it has had on them personally and mentally. Xulf also got into a bit of an accident. 

Sep 23, 202035:32
MDM Podcast #32 - Too hot to Teach in Pakistan

MDM Podcast #32 - Too hot to Teach in Pakistan

Azfar finds an article on a teacher from Pakistan who got fired for wearing sexy clothes. Zulf reveals how Pradhyuman a bachelor who was trying to get married in the NetFlix series "Indian Matchmaker has to defend allegations  against Internet Trolls that he is secretly gay. Azfar believe the Raptors need to beat the Boston Celtics to show they are worthy of repeating as NBA Champions

Aug 26, 202046:51
MDM Podcast #31 - Indian Matchmaker Meltdown

MDM Podcast #31 - Indian Matchmaker Meltdown

Azfar confesses that he has been watching the new NetFlix series Indian Match maker and has a breakdown over some of the potential marriage suitors on the show. Xulf talks about how it was to perform at Muslimfest during Covid along with the real reason behind the explosion in Beirut. Xulf also is riding his motorbike for a good reason besides trying to look cool.

Aug 12, 202001:01:40
MDM Podcast #30- Black Lives Matter

MDM Podcast #30- Black Lives Matter

Azfar and Xulf tackle the George Floyd tragedy and how it will change the way we will look at the Police. Special guest Comedian, writer, inspiration - Harpreet Ess provides some insight on what she has learned and what she has experienced in the South Asian culture. 

Jul 03, 202056:05
MDM Podcast #29 - Covid Crisis

MDM Podcast #29 - Covid Crisis

Azfar and Xulf tackle the Corona crisis that has changed the way the World Operates. They talk about ways to keep busy and most importantly advise you to listen to there podcast to stay sane while self isolating and social distancing.

Apr 08, 202022:14
MDM Podcast #28 - India's terrible treatment of Muslims

MDM Podcast #28 - India's terrible treatment of Muslims

Zulf and Azfar, with special guest Ricardo tackle the tragedy that is happening in India under the Modi Leadership and how the Hindu Muslim feud has reached another sad chapter. 

Mar 02, 202027:35
MDM Podcast #27 - Comedy show aftermath

MDM Podcast #27 - Comedy show aftermath

Azfar and Xulf talk about a comedy show they did for a college up in the boonies hoping to find some brown brothers from another mother. They also talk about the greatest memory of 2019 and of course it has nothing to do with anything life changing unless your are a Toronto Sports Fan. Azfar gets upset as usual at a fan's remarks but all is fair in love and war.

Dec 16, 201919:35
MDM Podcast #26 - Alot of tricks but no treats

MDM Podcast #26 - Alot of tricks but no treats

Zulf talk's about some weird Halloween experiences while Azfar shares his horror story of a company trip that went very wrong!

Nov 03, 201920:45
MDM Podcast #25 - The Case of Brownface

MDM Podcast #25 - The Case of Brownface

Zulf and Azfar tackle the issue of Justin Trudeau's Brownface incident and believe that it's not a big deal. Zulf also share's some interesting facts about a popular online industry that keeps many people happy in more ways than one. 

Oct 05, 201918:15
MDM Podcast #24 - Die Hard Raptors fan

MDM Podcast #24 - Die Hard Raptors fan

Xulf tells Azfar a story of a die hard Toronto Raptors fan who attended the championship parade and was will to sacrifice everything even his underwear to attend such a historic moment in Toronto sports history.

Jun 29, 201924:29
MDM Podcast #23 - The Real Reason the Raptors won the NBA Championship

MDM Podcast #23 - The Real Reason the Raptors won the NBA Championship

Azfar gives his theory on why the Raptors won this year, Xulf explains why Pakistan were lazy ladoos and lost against India at the World Cup of Cricket. 

Jun 20, 201920:33
MDM Podcast #22 - Is it too late to wish you an Eid Mubarak and what happen to the the Toronto Raptors?

MDM Podcast #22 - Is it too late to wish you an Eid Mubarak and what happen to the the Toronto Raptors?

Xulf and Azfar talk about there Ramadan experience this year and how they are sick and tired of Eid being celebrated on different days. They are still recovering from the Toronto Raptors Game 5 loss to the Golden State Warriors.

Jun 12, 201921:51
MDM Podcast #21 - Internet Trolls beware the Wolf has come out of hiding

MDM Podcast #21 - Internet Trolls beware the Wolf has come out of hiding

Xulf experiences a backlash of Internet trolls after he posts his bike for sale on social media. He tries to stay calm but has to unleash the Wolf to tame these Internet trolls. Azfar is selling a Ramadan payment plan, but learns that it might not be a valid way of not fasting. 

May 10, 201923:37
MDM Podcast #20 - To Sell or not to Sell that is the question Azfar has to answer when posting a used car for sale on Kiji.

MDM Podcast #20 - To Sell or not to Sell that is the question Azfar has to answer when posting a used car for sale on Kiji.

Azfar expresses the frustration of selling his dad's used car to the most annoying buyers. Azfar also risks his life when going on a what could be his last ride in his friends new Mercedes Benz. 

May 03, 201922:15
MDM Podcast #19 - Mashallah Mustang

MDM Podcast #19 - Mashallah Mustang

Xulf Ali is clearly having a mid life crisis as his wife allows him to buy his dream car, Azfar is in disbelief but is enjoying the ride too much to care. Xulf needs to buy some nice shoes because he ain't impressing anyone with his choice of footwear. 

Apr 20, 201919:42
MDM Podcast #18 - New Zealand Terrorists attack Tribute

MDM Podcast #18 - New Zealand Terrorists attack Tribute

Xulf and Azfar talk about the tragedy that happen at the mosque in New Zealand and the safety issue Muslims face moving forward. Xulf talks about a famous pop icon who has image has been destroyed after a documentary was released about the late great pop star.

Mar 27, 201927:17
MDM Podcast #17 - Pakistan and India tension prevention

MDM Podcast #17 - Pakistan and India tension prevention

Azfar and Zulf talk about the reason behind why Pakistan and India almost went to war. Azfar can't believe his ears as Zulf tells him about the events that have transpired between the two Countries over the last two weeks. 

Mar 10, 201919:34
MDM Podcast #16 - Too much information about Azfar's and Xulf's health

MDM Podcast #16 - Too much information about Azfar's and Xulf's health

Your heroic podcast hosts talk about a new form of healing called Reiki that raises questions in Islam and possibly evil spirits. Azfar and Xulf talk about going for a routine health check, but Azfar learns he might have been violated during his visit. 

Feb 23, 201919:07
MDM Podcast #15 - Halal Weed Indeed

MDM Podcast #15 - Halal Weed Indeed

Zulf explains a new product called Halal weed, this makes Azfar think of a new Halal product for men. The mystery is revealed about this new product along with a catchy phrase and name.

Feb 11, 201929:17
MDM Episode #14 - Azfar's Bahama Drama

MDM Episode #14 - Azfar's Bahama Drama

Forget about surviving R Kelly, Azfar tries to survive the podcast as Xulf unleashes some hidden meanings behind the words: Inshallah and Mashallah. Xulf also drops some raunchy references; but Azfar saves the day. Above all else, Azfar talks about how he was invited to perform comedy at an all halal Muslim resort in the Bahama's. 

Jan 27, 201926:43
MDM Podcast #13 - Azfar's Birthday after party podcast!

MDM Podcast #13 - Azfar's Birthday after party podcast!

Azfar tries to have a Happy birthday but Zulf ruins it by singing him a song that he doesn't know the meaning to and finds out that cake can be more than something you have for dessert!
Dec 22, 201821:07
MDM Podcast #12 - To Tattoo or not to Tattoo, what to do!

MDM Podcast #12 - To Tattoo or not to Tattoo, what to do!

Zulf and Azfar debate getting a tattoo and wonder if it's halal. A special guest provides his input on various topics. Zulf provides wisdom on how he has survived 15 years of marriage. Azfar needs to make better movie choices.
Dec 14, 201824:01
MDM Podcast #11 - Waterloo MSA Dinner after party Podcast

MDM Podcast #11 - Waterloo MSA Dinner after party Podcast

Azfar and Zulf talk about there comedy performance at the University of Waterloo’s Muslim Student Association Dinner. Zulf talks about his worst comedy experience.
Dec 02, 201825:31
MDM Podcast #10 - Media Muslims

MDM Podcast #10 - Media Muslims

Azfar loses his mind as usual when it comes to Black Friday shopping and doesn't think it makes sense to wait 8 hours in line to save some money when you will lose your mind. Zulf defends former One Direction Zayn's Malik decision to leave Islam.
Nov 24, 201826:32
MDM Podcast #9 - Halloween Harames

MDM Podcast #9 - Halloween Harames

Zulf and Azfar go off on why us Muslims can't celebrate Halloween. Azfar talks about how this is his favourite non Islamic holiday while asking Zulf what the punishment should be for people who don't hand out candy during Halloween.
Nov 11, 201827:15
MDM Podcast #8 - You can smoke the weed indeed, Oh Canada!

MDM Podcast #8 - You can smoke the weed indeed, Oh Canada!

Zulf and Azfar talk about the legalization of marijuana in Canada and how it will affect society moving forward. Zulf also brings up the classic Hindi Movie “Sholay” and how Pakistan made its own version but the name they decided to give it will leave you in laughing out loud while confirming why Pakistan still has a far way to go before they catch up to Bollywood.
Oct 23, 201823:31
MDM Podcast #7 -Jumping Jihad Khabib Nurmagomedov

MDM Podcast #7 -Jumping Jihad Khabib Nurmagomedov

Zulf and Azfar give their input on the mayhem that took place between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Connor McGregor during the UFC Lightweight title fight. They also recall other moments in sports history where other Muslim athletes lost their cool such as the infamous 2006 head butt by French Soccer superstar Zinedine Zidane during the World Cup Soccer final on Italian Superstar Marco Materaazi. They also recall the ear bite by Mike Tyson on Evander Holyfield during their boxing championship match back in 1997. Azfar sheds some light on these events and explains that these Muslim Athletes were simply practicing some Islamic principles
Oct 18, 201822:13
MDM Podcast Episode #6-Muslim Singles Mixer

MDM Podcast Episode #6-Muslim Singles Mixer

Single and not ready to Mingle? Zulf and Azfar were invited to perform at a Muslim singles mixer event. But what they witnessed in terms of social interaction between the Muslim men and Muslim women was nothing they could prepare themselves for, listen as they give a breakdown of the horror.

Oct 05, 201829:59
MDM Podcast #5 - Marrying outside Islam

MDM Podcast #5 - Marrying outside Islam

Zulf and Azfar explore marrying outside Islam and the things you will face from a cultural and religious stand point. Zulf goes Jihad on Pakistan and the backward Politics that always make him question his sanity.
Sep 15, 201823:05
MDM Podcast #4 - To love or be arranged to Love that is the question?

MDM Podcast #4 - To love or be arranged to Love that is the question?

Zulf and Azfar talk about the pro's and con's of Arranged Marriages vs Love Marriages
Sep 07, 201820:17
MDM Podcast #3 - Muslim myth busters

MDM Podcast #3 - Muslim myth busters

Azfar and Zulf become Muslim myth busters by tackling foolish beliefs while talking about accidentally eating pork chops.
Aug 21, 201810:49
MDM Podcast #2 - Halal meat shop horrors

MDM Podcast #2 - Halal meat shop horrors

Azfar and Zulf wish everybody an Eid Mubarak as Qurbani time is right around the corner. They also talk about how scared they feel when buying halal meat at there local halal meat shop
Aug 15, 201821:26
MDM Podcast #1 - What is a Modern day Muslim?

MDM Podcast #1 - What is a Modern day Muslim?

Meet your co-hosts Zulf and Azfar Ali who question what the meaning of a Modern Day Muslim is? They also talk about getting a halal high when hitting up a Shisha joint. Zulf talks about living like a King in Dubai and a regular Pakistani in Canada. Azfar questions the Saudi lifestyle and rules.
Aug 13, 201823:26