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Mom, Get Your SH*T Together

Mom, Get Your SH*T Together

By Amy Albert

Are you a mom whose idea of pampering yourself is going to the bathroom with the door closed AND locked? Do you just consider the yogurt your baby threw at your face the same thing as getting a facial? Does the thought of taking an hour to yourself to get a mani-pedi sound about as reasonable as getting an invite to the next royal wedding? Then this podcast is for you! Mom, Get Your SH*T Together is a podcast about self care, beauty, short cuts and hacks for moms from moms, or those who are mom-adjacent.
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Season Two Finale With Laura Benanti

Mom, Get Your SH*T TogetherOct 31, 2019

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Season Two Finale With Laura Benanti
Oct 31, 201901:00:49
Let's All Free Bleed With Deborah Tarica
Oct 24, 201901:05:15
Don't Sign Up For All The Things Mom
Oct 18, 201942:35
Burning Disappointment Into Your Soul with Breana Helders

Burning Disappointment Into Your Soul with Breana Helders

The absolutely delightful Breana Helders (My Dead Parents podcast) sits down with Amy to discuss perioral dermatitis, the power of words, and that time they both scared the shit out of some bullies. Follow Bree at @breanahelders. Send Amy an email about the podcast at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com.

Oct 10, 201901:10:26
Validation, Validation, Validation with Best Selling Author and LCSW Kelley Kitley
Sep 26, 201947:53
Vagina Crystals with GLOW's Kimmy Gatewood
Sep 19, 201946:34
A Summary of All The Faves This Season and Beyond
Sep 12, 201945:33
There's A Crystal In There And Is This All Bullsh*t With Forever 35 Podcast Co-Host Kate Spencer
Sep 05, 201901:20:36
Antioxidants, Doing Too Much and The Essential Five Steps To Skincare with Trina Renea
Aug 29, 201901:02:06
Digging Into The Make Up Bag with Betsy Stover!

Digging Into The Make Up Bag with Betsy Stover!

Betsy Stover (Why Mommy Drinks, American Princess) unloads her make up bag so she and Amy can dish and dig! Also Amy's daughter, Bo, interrupts at one point, followed by Dave the dog, who had just gotten a haircut and looked freakin' adorable!

Aug 22, 201901:17:59
Best Product Recommendations Ever with What Fresh Hell's Amy Wilson!

Best Product Recommendations Ever with What Fresh Hell's Amy Wilson!

Amy Wilson (whatfreshhellpodcast.com) Skypes in from New York to chat about all her ride or die product recs, her most prized face mask, and how sometimes spending the money for that product is actually totally worth it!

Aug 15, 201959:57
Getting Very Sexy With Sex Toy Expert and Adam and Eve Rep, Lucy Vonne!

Getting Very Sexy With Sex Toy Expert and Adam and Eve Rep, Lucy Vonne!

Old friend and sex toy aficionado, Lucy Vonne stops by for a strictly self care episode. This is an episode your vagina will not want to miss! Follow Lucy @lucyvonne11, and check out the toys that are mentioned on the show at https://evolvednovelties.com.

Aug 08, 201901:02:49
Splurges, LA Life and Gratitude with Kimberly Griffin

Splurges, LA Life and Gratitude with Kimberly Griffin

Amy enjoys Kim's VERY sexy voice as they chat about the miracles of La Mer, how the LA apocalypse is REALLY gonna suck, and how a scary experience turned into the best thing that has ever happened to Amy! Follow Kim @thekimgriffin.

Aug 01, 201901:18:34
Broken Butt Cheeks, Cultural Pressure and the Endless Indignities with Negin Farsad

Broken Butt Cheeks, Cultural Pressure and the Endless Indignities with Negin Farsad

Amy hits the road and gets her sweaty ass to her former hometown of NYC! She chills with old friend, the hilarious and brilliant writer, actor, comedian, podcaster, Negin Farsad (How To Make White People Laugh, The Watch List, Fake the Nation podcast). As Amy rests her exhausted body (walking. I forgot about all the walking) these two gals chat about East Coast mama self care, beauty and how we never can stop the hustle.

Jul 25, 201901:03:53
"American Princess" Star Seana Kofoed
Jul 19, 201953:49
Marshalls Finds, Amazon Beauty and Poor Rob Kardashian with Melissa Pressman!
Jul 11, 201952:39
Trader Joe's Skincare, Italian Genes and Our Chameleon Buttholes with Deanna Russo
Jul 04, 201954:43
Perfect Lipliner, Pink Hair, and Giving No F**ks with Jamie Denbo
Jun 27, 201946:49
Season 2 Trailer

Season 2 Trailer

Season 2 of Mom, Get Your Shit Together is coming soon. Subscribe now!

Jun 20, 201901:03
Fogging Up The Windows with Katy K
Mar 14, 201901:25:30
Beauty Guru and Spa Le La Owner Trina Renea

Beauty Guru and Spa Le La Owner Trina Renea

LA’s Spa Le La owner and straight up beauty and skincare expert shares some of her secrets on this episode, while Amy sits with her mouth open as she’s getting her mind friggin’ blown!! If you’re a beauty/skincare addict like I am, this will be your fave episode ever!

Mar 07, 201901:34:41
Bonus Interview - Bo Cobb

Bonus Interview - Bo Cobb

Amy sits down with her new favorite comedian, BO COBB!! She’s three and a half, is a natch blonde, is hilarious and is very, VERY into her beauty secrets! Enjoy!

Mar 06, 201902:14
Questionable Dermatologists, Blonde Stuff, and Fast Track to Dragtown with Katie Ward
Feb 28, 201901:33:04
Chin Hairs, Brand Loyalty and Dirty Books with Tara Copeland

Chin Hairs, Brand Loyalty and Dirty Books with Tara Copeland

Comedian and actress Tara Copeland (GLOW, Magic to Do) chats with Amy and her baby, Charlie (who decided he was going to co-host with mommy this day! And by co-host I mean make a ton of adorable baby noises, bang on the table with a spatula and other things mom tried to distract him with, and poop mid-interview! He’s the new Matt Lauer!). They discuss hormonal face hair, taking self care to a new level, and how toxic lady friendship breakups are devastating!

Feb 21, 201901:23:52
Fanny Packs, Loving Your Dog Babies, and How F**ked The Wiggles Are with Actress Beth Dover

Fanny Packs, Loving Your Dog Babies, and How F**ked The Wiggles Are with Actress Beth Dover

Actress Beth Dover (Orange is the New Black, Another Period) and Amy talk being influenced by beauty when we were young, our sweet doggies babies, how torturous the friggin’ Wiggles are, and in Trump era taking care of yourself is more important than EVER!

Feb 14, 201901:11:22
Tiny Barbells For Your Vagina and MORE with Andrea Rosen

Tiny Barbells For Your Vagina and MORE with Andrea Rosen

HIlarious actress and comedian Andrea Rosen (Episodes, Stella) makes Amy laugh LITERALLY the entire podcast as they chat peeing their pants uncontrollably, their Eastern European backgrounds, and physical therapist TMI!

Feb 07, 201901:09:20
Talking Nicely to Yourself, Inner Beauty and Finding Your Stillness with Shelly Slocum

Talking Nicely to Yourself, Inner Beauty and Finding Your Stillness with Shelly Slocum

Actress Shelly Slocum (I’m Sorry, Arrested Development, The Story of Mom podcast) chills in the car studio and enlightens Amy with her fantastic take on self care!

Jan 31, 201952:25
Lower East Side Butt Waxes, (Nars) Orgasm and Perms with Jessica Eason

Lower East Side Butt Waxes, (Nars) Orgasm and Perms with Jessica Eason

Comedian Jessica Eason (@jesspatsox) joins me to chat about the dangers of a LES Brazilian, why NARS Orgasm blush is the jam, and how second kids age you twice as fast!

Jan 24, 201901:18:22
Botox, Brows and Bey with Comedian Veronica Mosey

Botox, Brows and Bey with Comedian Veronica Mosey

Hilarious comic Veronica Mosey face times in from NYC to give some awesome product recs, talk about how amazing Botox is, and how women are now calling bullshit comedy and beauty stereotypes.

Jan 17, 201943:11
Best Friend Stuff, Bear Hair Farts and Sephora Whorin’ with Barbara Poelle

Best Friend Stuff, Bear Hair Farts and Sephora Whorin’ with Barbara Poelle

This week the podcast welcomes badass agent and Amy’s BFF Barbara Poelle (@bpoelle) to talk nights out on the town, raiding Sephora at all hours and how good sex counts as selfcare!
Jan 10, 201939:30
Chanel, Face Mask Recs and Re-establishing What Beauty Means To You with Elizabeth Laime

Chanel, Face Mask Recs and Re-establishing What Beauty Means To You with Elizabeth Laime

One of Amy’s oldest friends and fave gal, Elizabeth Laime, writer and host of the wildly popular podcasts, Totally Laime, Totally Mommy and Totally Married, chats it up about basic skin care and makeup must haves, and why it’s important to do whatever you want for your beauty routines, and not because we as women are told we’re supposed to! Follow this fabulous woman at @TotallyLaime.

Jan 03, 201959:46
Shave Everything with Steph Garcia!

Shave Everything with Steph Garcia!

Steph Garcia, writer, actor and host of Campfire Medias “That’s My Story, Period” stops by to talk about self care, the importance of shaving your face and curly hair woes! Added bonus Amy’s baby, Charlie, cries and spits up, all for your listening pleasure! (It’s not that bad, don’t worry!) Follow Steph at @moststephlove, and check out her podcast!

Dec 27, 201853:06
Taking It Easy with Laura Malone Hunt

Taking It Easy with Laura Malone Hunt

Laura is an actress and mom who keeps it real! She and Amy chat about the joys of momming and how sleeping and eating right is the best way to keep your shit together! @LauraMaloneHunt

Dec 20, 201836:26
Betsy Stover and Amanda Allen of Why Mommy Drinks!

Betsy Stover and Amanda Allen of Why Mommy Drinks!

Betsy and Amanda sit down with Amy to chat about the wonders of a 10 step beauty routine with Korean skin care, dry shampoo and how fun it is to go to Sephora! Also Amy’s daughter loses for friggin’ mind because she doesn’t want to go back upstairs, all for your listening enjoyment! Find Betsy at @BetsyStover, and Amanda at @AmandaAllenShow. Also listen to Why Mommy Drinks from Campfire Media. Find out more at @MommyDrinksShow

Dec 13, 201801:10:10
Butt Paste and Other Incredible Hacks with Jessica Glassberg

Butt Paste and Other Incredible Hacks with Jessica Glassberg

The lovely and hilarious Jessica Glassberg, comedian, writer, MOM, stops by to discuss her hacks and shortcuts, and how in the hell her skin is so freakin’ perfect! Follow her at @JGlassberg

Dec 06, 201836:30
Excessive Sweating and Butt Stuff with Gwen Mesco

Excessive Sweating and Butt Stuff with Gwen Mesco

Gwen Mesco @messily, is a writer, actor and activist who’s full name is Gwenevere! She talks hormonal sweating and other fun mom body functions while Amy records in her car because her kid was down for a nap!
Nov 29, 201832:37
Mama’s Gotta Take Some Time with Nick Cobb!

Mama’s Gotta Take Some Time with Nick Cobb!

Comedian Nick Cobb (@nmcobber) stops by...his kitchen table to sit down and chat with Amy, his wife! Nick and Amy talk about the importance of self care and mom taking time out for herself! Damn right!

Nov 22, 201841:55
Keeping it Simple with Hair Magician, Celeb Stylist Briana Dunning

Keeping it Simple with Hair Magician, Celeb Stylist Briana Dunning

Briana Dunning, aka @Frizz.B, is a badass hair goddess who will make your life a hell of a lot easier with her sweet hair tips! For links to products mentioned by our guests or host, like our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/momgeturshittogether/ Want to ask the host any questions or leave any comments, email her at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com.

Nov 15, 201840:31
Vitamin C Serum, Vodka Sodas and Laura Mannino

Vitamin C Serum, Vodka Sodas and Laura Mannino

Hey, Laura Mannino is here you guys! She is a writer, activist and Mom! Follow her at @lauramannino

Nov 08, 201840:33
Almarie Guerra

Almarie Guerra

On this pilot episode Amy welcomes acrtress, singer, dancer and MOM, Almarie Guerra! (@almarieguerra)

Nov 01, 201833:04
Introducing Mom, Get Your SH*T Together

Introducing Mom, Get Your SH*T Together

Mom, Get Your SH*T Together - coming soon. Subscribe now.

Oct 18, 201801:35