Mom, Get Your SH*T Together
By Amy Albert
Mom, Get Your SH*T TogetherOct 31, 2019
Season Two Finale With Laura Benanti
Season two finale! Real talk, Amy has been in love with this weeks guest Laura Benanti (all the things on Broadway, Melania Trump on The Late Show, Amy's dreams!)FOREVER, and now she's on her podcast! So let's just say she's celebrating by power eating string cheese and slamming vodka sodas probably by herself! In this episode the gals chat fortune cookie camel toe, pit tits, and the importance of being yourself in every situation! Follow Laura @laurabenanti. Email me at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com. Check out www.thepumpanddumshow.com to see if my cast is coming to your town! As always, thank you for listening!
Let's All Free Bleed With Deborah Tarica
Comedian Deborah Tarica chats about eating the right stuff, honesty in motherhood, and how she uses THINK Underwear, which delighted and impressed Amy! Subscribe to her podcast, This Particular Album Is Very, Very Important To Me. Follow her on @particularalbum. Email Amy at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com
Don't Sign Up For All The Things Mom
Amy and Laura Mannino are on the road, literally. Amy is literally driving in her car studio after a weekend at Pali Retreat in Running Springs, CA, where they did nothing except drink bloody Mary's, join a clothing swap and suffer in altitude hell! Tune in for details on the yearly mom retreat they attended, what it's really like to have an asthma attack WHILE living your best life, and how it is not necessary to participate in all the thing! @lauramannino. momgeturshittogether@gmail.com. www.thepumpanddumpshow.com
Burning Disappointment Into Your Soul with Breana Helders
The absolutely delightful Breana Helders (My Dead Parents podcast) sits down with Amy to discuss perioral dermatitis, the power of words, and that time they both scared the shit out of some bullies. Follow Bree at @breanahelders. Send Amy an email about the podcast at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com.
Validation, Validation, Validation with Best Selling Author and LCSW Kelley Kitley
Being a mom is hard. Like, most of the time. And in this episode Amy chats with bestselling author of Myself, women's mental health expert and mom of four, Kelley Kitley, about how self care is the MOST important thing we as moms can do for ourselves and our families. Listener notes: there were some issues with sound on this episode. They only last for a second or two a couple of times during the show, but they are there. Regardless you will get a heart full of beautiful validation, so don't let it throw you!
Buy Kelleys book on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/MY-self-autobiography-Kelley-Kitley/dp/1544864817.
Learn more about Kelley at https://www.kelleykitley.com/.
Send me an email and let me know your self care secrets! momgeturshittogether@gmail.com
Vagina Crystals with GLOW's Kimmy Gatewood
Amy chats with comedian/director/badass Kimmy Gatewood (GLOW, Consent) from Vancouver about how stars took so friggin' great all the time, how our five years ago selves would laugh at our current selves, and how LA turned us from cool NYC chicks to women who are likely to smuggle crystals in our grateful vaginas! Follow Kimmy @kimmygatewood. Check out GLOW on Netflix! Send me an email! momgeturshittogether@gmail.com. Join the Facebook page and community!
A Summary of All The Faves This Season and Beyond
Amy is going solo on this ep! She runs down all hers and past guests product faves! Check it out for some recs and to hear Amy talk to herself as her kid, who was home sick that day, was napping! Send me an email at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com, and follow at @momgeturshittogether!
There's A Crystal In There And Is This All Bullsh*t With Forever 35 Podcast Co-Host Kate Spencer
Lovely and hilarious Kate Spencer stops by to chat her view of self care, share her way cool skin care products (seriously, there is a freakin' crystal in one of her mists!), and unravel the tangled web that is targeted marketing and is it all bullshit or not? Listen to Kate's podcast, Forever 35! Buy her book, The Dead Mom's Club on Amazon, and follow her @katespencer.
Antioxidants, Doing Too Much and The Essential Five Steps To Skincare with Trina Renea
Spa Le La owner and Master facialist Trina Renea is BACK! Last season she blew Amy's friggin' mind with her incredible knowledge on all things skin care, and this time around is no exception! This episode you will learn what you need to maintain and feed your skin, what NOT to do, and why we should NEVER ask a doctor what they think we should do to our faces! Check out lovely Trina at www.facialbungalow.com to pick up her incredible products, and if you're in LA, make an appt at www.spalela.com.
Digging Into The Make Up Bag with Betsy Stover!
Betsy Stover (Why Mommy Drinks, American Princess) unloads her make up bag so she and Amy can dish and dig! Also Amy's daughter, Bo, interrupts at one point, followed by Dave the dog, who had just gotten a haircut and looked freakin' adorable!
Best Product Recommendations Ever with What Fresh Hell's Amy Wilson!
Amy Wilson (whatfreshhellpodcast.com) Skypes in from New York to chat about all her ride or die product recs, her most prized face mask, and how sometimes spending the money for that product is actually totally worth it!
Getting Very Sexy With Sex Toy Expert and Adam and Eve Rep, Lucy Vonne!
Old friend and sex toy aficionado, Lucy Vonne stops by for a strictly self care episode. This is an episode your vagina will not want to miss! Follow Lucy @lucyvonne11, and check out the toys that are mentioned on the show at https://evolvednovelties.com.
Splurges, LA Life and Gratitude with Kimberly Griffin
Amy enjoys Kim's VERY sexy voice as they chat about the miracles of La Mer, how the LA apocalypse is REALLY gonna suck, and how a scary experience turned into the best thing that has ever happened to Amy! Follow Kim @thekimgriffin.
Broken Butt Cheeks, Cultural Pressure and the Endless Indignities with Negin Farsad
Amy hits the road and gets her sweaty ass to her former hometown of NYC! She chills with old friend, the hilarious and brilliant writer, actor, comedian, podcaster, Negin Farsad (How To Make White People Laugh, The Watch List, Fake the Nation podcast). As Amy rests her exhausted body (walking. I forgot about all the walking) these two gals chat about East Coast mama self care, beauty and how we never can stop the hustle.
"American Princess" Star Seana Kofoed
On this episode Amy and Seana discuss getting caught up in beauty trends, sensitive skin woes, and how it is time for women to stop giving a fuck about what men think of them and own who they are, no matter what age! Follow her at @seanakofoed. Check out American Princess on Lifetime TV! Sunday nights 9:00pm.
Marshalls Finds, Amazon Beauty and Poor Rob Kardashian with Melissa Pressman!
Producer, podcaster and mom to THREE BOYS (everybody be nice to her!), Melissa Pressman, chats keeping herself so fresh and so clean, her makeup faves and the secrets of the Total Woman Gyms! @melissapressman
Trader Joe's Skincare, Italian Genes and Our Chameleon Buttholes with Deanna Russo
Amy sits down with the gorgeous and hilarious Deanna Russo to talk about lasers, affordable skincare finds, and how odd it is that our buttholes have changed colors since having kids! @DeannaRusso
Perfect Lipliner, Pink Hair, and Giving No F**ks with Jamie Denbo
We're kicking off season two right with American Princess creator and showrunner, the hilarious Jamie Denbo! Amy and Jamie talk badass pink hair, getting a bunch of tattoos in one year, and how right now is the best time to stop giving any f**ks! Check out American Princess on Lifetime!
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Fogging Up The Windows with Katy K
Amy is back in the (car) studio with hilarious mom and producer Katy K! As Amy drinks prosecco (don’t worry, they were parked in the garage) and Katy just watches her drink prosecco, they talk Drunk Elephant Baby Facial,dark brows and bright Lips, and how there ain’t no shame in your depression meds game!
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Want to ask the host any questions, leave comments or share your favorite thing to do when you need to get your shit together, shoot Amy an email at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com.
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Beauty Guru and Spa Le La Owner Trina Renea
LA’s Spa Le La owner and straight up beauty and skincare expert shares some of her secrets on this episode, while Amy sits with her mouth open as she’s getting her mind friggin’ blown!! If you’re a beauty/skincare addict like I am, this will be your fave episode ever!
Bonus Interview - Bo Cobb
Amy sits down with her new favorite comedian, BO COBB!! She’s three and a half, is a natch blonde, is hilarious and is very, VERY into her beauty secrets! Enjoy!
Questionable Dermatologists, Blonde Stuff, and Fast Track to Dragtown with Katie Ward
Katie Ward (@KatieFWard) talks about her fave products, her badass platinum blonde-ness, and bourgie kid activities! Amy also talks about her dog pooping on the floor right as Katie got there, because she clearly knows how to make her guests feel comfortable!
Follow Amy at @amyalbertcobb
For links to products mentioned on the show like our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/momgeturshittogether/
Want to ask the host any questions, leave comments or share your favorite thing to do when you need to get your shit together, shoot Amy an email at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com.
Follow us! www.instagram.com/momgeturshittogether/
Chin Hairs, Brand Loyalty and Dirty Books with Tara Copeland
Comedian and actress Tara Copeland (GLOW, Magic to Do) chats with Amy and her baby, Charlie (who decided he was going to co-host with mommy this day! And by co-host I mean make a ton of adorable baby noises, bang on the table with a spatula and other things mom tried to distract him with, and poop mid-interview! He’s the new Matt Lauer!). They discuss hormonal face hair, taking self care to a new level, and how toxic lady friendship breakups are devastating!
Fanny Packs, Loving Your Dog Babies, and How F**ked The Wiggles Are with Actress Beth Dover
Actress Beth Dover (Orange is the New Black, Another Period) and Amy talk being influenced by beauty when we were young, our sweet doggies babies, how torturous the friggin’ Wiggles are, and in Trump era taking care of yourself is more important than EVER!
Tiny Barbells For Your Vagina and MORE with Andrea Rosen
HIlarious actress and comedian Andrea Rosen (Episodes, Stella) makes Amy laugh LITERALLY the entire podcast as they chat peeing their pants uncontrollably, their Eastern European backgrounds, and physical therapist TMI!
Talking Nicely to Yourself, Inner Beauty and Finding Your Stillness with Shelly Slocum
Actress Shelly Slocum (I’m Sorry, Arrested Development, The Story of Mom podcast) chills in the car studio and enlightens Amy with her fantastic take on self care!
Lower East Side Butt Waxes, (Nars) Orgasm and Perms with Jessica Eason
Comedian Jessica Eason (@jesspatsox) joins me to chat about the dangers of a LES Brazilian, why NARS Orgasm blush is the jam, and how second kids age you twice as fast!
Botox, Brows and Bey with Comedian Veronica Mosey
Hilarious comic Veronica Mosey face times in from NYC to give some awesome product recs, talk about how amazing Botox is, and how women are now calling bullshit comedy and beauty stereotypes.
Best Friend Stuff, Bear Hair Farts and Sephora Whorin’ with Barbara Poelle
Chanel, Face Mask Recs and Re-establishing What Beauty Means To You with Elizabeth Laime
One of Amy’s oldest friends and fave gal, Elizabeth Laime, writer and host of the wildly popular podcasts, Totally Laime, Totally Mommy and Totally Married, chats it up about basic skin care and makeup must haves, and why it’s important to do whatever you want for your beauty routines, and not because we as women are told we’re supposed to! Follow this fabulous woman at @TotallyLaime.
Shave Everything with Steph Garcia!
Steph Garcia, writer, actor and host of Campfire Medias “That’s My Story, Period” stops by to talk about self care, the importance of shaving your face and curly hair woes! Added bonus Amy’s baby, Charlie, cries and spits up, all for your listening pleasure! (It’s not that bad, don’t worry!) Follow Steph at @moststephlove, and check out her podcast!
Taking It Easy with Laura Malone Hunt
Laura is an actress and mom who keeps it real! She and Amy chat about the joys of momming and how sleeping and eating right is the best way to keep your shit together! @LauraMaloneHunt
Betsy Stover and Amanda Allen of Why Mommy Drinks!
Betsy and Amanda sit down with Amy to chat about the wonders of a 10 step beauty routine with Korean skin care, dry shampoo and how fun it is to go to Sephora! Also Amy’s daughter loses for friggin’ mind because she doesn’t want to go back upstairs, all for your listening enjoyment! Find Betsy at @BetsyStover, and Amanda at @AmandaAllenShow. Also listen to Why Mommy Drinks from Campfire Media. Find out more at @MommyDrinksShow
Butt Paste and Other Incredible Hacks with Jessica Glassberg
The lovely and hilarious Jessica Glassberg, comedian, writer, MOM, stops by to discuss her hacks and shortcuts, and how in the hell her skin is so freakin’ perfect! Follow her at @JGlassberg
Excessive Sweating and Butt Stuff with Gwen Mesco
Mama’s Gotta Take Some Time with Nick Cobb!
Comedian Nick Cobb (@nmcobber) stops by...his kitchen table to sit down and chat with Amy, his wife! Nick and Amy talk about the importance of self care and mom taking time out for herself! Damn right!
Keeping it Simple with Hair Magician, Celeb Stylist Briana Dunning
Briana Dunning, aka @Frizz.B, is a badass hair goddess who will make your life a hell of a lot easier with her sweet hair tips! For links to products mentioned by our guests or host, like our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/momgeturshittogether/ Want to ask the host any questions or leave any comments, email her at momgeturshittogether@gmail.com.
Vitamin C Serum, Vodka Sodas and Laura Mannino
Hey, Laura Mannino is here you guys! She is a writer, activist and Mom! Follow her at @lauramannino
Almarie Guerra
On this pilot episode Amy welcomes acrtress, singer, dancer and MOM, Almarie Guerra! (@almarieguerra)
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