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Mom Swipes Left

By Mom Swipes Left
Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Whistlin Nuts
yep
00:59
August 15, 2022
Episode 191: Charlie, Charlie...Why Do My Farts Smell?
Heads up to all you sensitive people out there. This episode tackles some very difficult topics: pool masturbation; camel toe; butthole cancer. You've been warned. Also, back by popular demand, a Notable News Quiz V2 (that means version 2). Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com. 
44:05
August 14, 2022
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Episode 191 Promo
00:59
August 12, 2022
Episode 190: Whistlin' Nuts
Jen and Carol try to Jedi-mind-trick Joel and wring a thank you out of Ken. How well do you know the news: Big-headed homeless people; buffalo style fat lips; and the world's longest queef are all on the list. Also, the ladies duke it out over who gets to fuck Grampa Walton. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
40:30
August 07, 2022
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Episode 190 Promo
00:60
August 05, 2022
MSL Mini: Vabbing
A little dab'll do ya.
01:50
August 04, 2022
Episode 189: That Is So Liam
Carol and Jen debate the fine line between "self-care" and "self-ish" and also take the opportunity to stereotype the popular baby names of 2021. How much are your organs worth? Would you like to make a living insulting others? Also, what if the solution to conflict was simply reframing the narrative? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
40:15
July 31, 2022
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Episode 189 Promo
00:59
July 29, 2022
MSL Mini: The Goos
Where does it come from? A thing so sinister it may just be the end of us all.
01:12
July 28, 2022
Episode 188: Oysters or Skids
Jen worries about her mental state while Carol is just exhausted. An epic Would You Rather from listener Earthworm Jim proves scintillating. Back by popular demand, Confession Corner takes a rude turn, and the ladies muse over which redhead they'd screw. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
41:42
July 24, 2022
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Episode 188 Promo
00:59
July 22, 2022
MSL MIni: Ken 2.0
Ken with a bionic arm is the librarian we all want and need.
01:26
July 21, 2022
Episode 187: A Fish Conspiracy Revealed
This week, Carol and Jen revive an old segment, "Confession Corner" and one of Carol's monstrous belches reveals a "Cranberry" surprise. Are there some unintended benefits from the new Roe? Why are fish jumping down people's throats? Does Jen really have Angelman Syndrome? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
41:18
July 17, 2022
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Episode 187 Promo
00:52
July 15, 2022
MSL Mini: Scalp Stank
You know those guys.
01:12
July 14, 2022
Episode 186: The Truth About Baby Gays
Carol is in a bad way, and Jen doesn't know when to stop sharing. Grievances with Pomme Swipes After evolve into a very special moment between the ladies. Jen's sister, Heather, joins the show to discuss hygiene (or lack thereof). Also, you may be surprised at how easy it is to insert a bottle of rum into your vaginer. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
37:11
July 10, 2022
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Episode 186 Promo
00:60
July 08, 2022
MSL Mini: Mouth Eaters
The ladies give advice on dealing with a co-worker who "snuffs" food.
01:45
July 07, 2022
Episode 185: Get a Job
Carol has some surprising news, and Jen tries to see the silver lining. Also, the ladies try to help Ken find a new career path without much success. A new fan, Cranberry Electric, shows how caring and concerned he is for the ladies' safety. Have you ever wondered what to do with all that leftover sperm? We have some suggestions. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
44:38
July 03, 2022
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Episode 185 Promo
00:50
July 01, 2022
Episode 184: Those Saul to Paul Moments
Jen and Carol are back from a failed road trip only to be inundated with (mostly) critiques but also some love! How psyched would you be to give birth at a Metallica concert? And what if the baby had two penises? Plus, Carol flexes her music knowledge with a Name That Tune quiz. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:03
June 26, 2022
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Episode 184 Promo
00:60
June 24, 2022
MSL Mini: Spontaneous Bummer
Spontaneous combustion isn't always what it's cracked up to be.
01:40
June 23, 2022
Episode 183: How Woke is Too Woke?
We can't think of two people less qualified to answer this question, but Jen and Carol bumble into the murky waters of woke-ness. Ever wonder what that racial slur REALLY means? How excited are the ladies that Cardiff is back? Also, several quirky small towns that may be the perfect getaway for MSL. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
39:24
June 19, 2022
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Episode 183 Promo
00:60
June 17, 2022
MSL Mini: Bot Love
Don't knock it until you try it.
01:36
June 16, 2022
Episode 182: Who's the Best?
This turned into one thirsty episode! Jen and Carol question what they're contributing to society and record a congrats to everyone's favorite podcast, Dads on Dayquill. The official Uber Lost and Found Index has been released, and the ladies hatch a scheme to make it into the annals next year. Also, a list of people who have performed surgery on themselves proves to be a let down. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
38:04
June 12, 2022
MSL Mini: Jenny Controls Her Body
...for the first time ever.
01:42
June 09, 2022
Episode 181: Mom Swipes Left vs. Impolite Society
Jen and Carol go up against the young-uns from Impolite Society podcast in a generational contest of wits. Why can't we make money selling pants from the homeless? Also, why aren't scientists studying dolphin jack-off habits? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
47:49
June 05, 2022
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00:48
June 03, 2022
MSL Mini: Getting Cronked on Christ
Who else is in?!
01:48
June 02, 2022
Episode 180: Nonfan-Fucking-Tastic Amy
Jen learns that one of Carol's friends HATES Jen, so the ladies call to find out why. Why do octopus mums go bat shit crazy? Why aren't we using corpses to fuel the nation? Also, Joel joins a talk about genital surgeries and admits that Carol's labials are on the thin side. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
48:27
May 29, 2022
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Episode 180 Promo
00:59
May 27, 2022
MSL Mini: Monkeypox
Are we all going to die? 
01:53
May 26, 2022
Episode 179: Worst Ways to Die
 Carol's convinced she has breast cancer and Jen tries to cheer her up with worse ways to die. Why do nipples have hair? How is Joel really a straight man? Do you know your grandparents? And to no surprise, Jen fucks up a brackets game and doesn't even know it. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:18
May 22, 2022
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Episode 179 Promo
00:49
May 20, 2022
MSL Mini: Hit and Pun
Let this be a lesson to us all.
01:48
May 19, 2022
Episode 178: Fan-Fucking-Tastic Richard
Who knew a "Gentlemen's Club" was so similar to Old Country Buffet? This week, Jen and Carol talk to self-proclaimed Glory Hole aficionado Richard. If worms exploded out of your butt, would you wish for death? And is eating ants a sign of being on the autism spectrum? So many questions; not many answered. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:41
May 15, 2022
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Episode 178 Promo
00:56
May 13, 2022
Episode 177: Mom Wipes Front to Back
You thought Jen and Carol were on vacation? You were right! But Cardiff Electric kindly offered to fill in as a guest host this week. Thank you #CardiffElectricArmy for the support. We will see you freaks next week!
08:14
May 08, 2022
Episode 177 Promo
This week, a very special guest host, Cardiff Electric!
00:52
May 06, 2022
Episode 176: A Series of Coincidences
Carol's been unwell and Jen has just been plain wrong about a lot of stuff. A keen-eared listener makes an astute otovation, and it sends the ladies down a delightful memory lane. Think your world is important? Think again. All the "big" news stories from our youth that barely made a blip. Also, the introduction of the "Zinger-Burger"! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
37:37
May 01, 2022
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Episode 176 Promo
00:58
April 29, 2022
Circus Jen Mini
Let's take this on the road.
01:38
April 28, 2022
Episode 175: From Pomme to the Bristol Stool Chart
Carol's feeling famous and Jen is pissed at her own eyelids. The ladies clear up some questions about Pomme Swipes After, and Carol takes a sexual urban legend quiz. Is your shit healthy? No one seems to really know. And speaking of poop, listen up KFC! We have two fine finger-lickers RIGHT HERE! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
44:19
April 24, 2022
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Episode 175 Promo
00:56
April 22, 2022
MSL Mini: Fried Fetus
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
01:33
April 21, 2022
Episode 174: Everyone's a Faker
This week Carol and Jen descend into the madness of fakery. Why do people pretend to be better than they are? Why won't Carol let Jen smell her finger? Why do childhood bullies have to go and die before we can kill them ourselves? Also, the ladies learn that their new phone number is 207 EL TUNA 1! Magical. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:24
April 17, 2022
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Episode 174 Promo
00:60
April 15, 2022
Right Boob Mystery Mini
What's with that right boob, ladies?
02:16
April 14, 2022
Episode 173: Women Aren't Funny
I mean, if James from FaceBook says it, everyone knows it's true. This week, the ladies bring you a mercifully shorter episode in which they discuss what they've learned from Who Are These Podcasts. Don't even bother to look for show notes or links for this one at momswipesleft.com.
33:54
April 10, 2022
Episode 173 Promo Part 2
The moment the gals realize that stealing other people's content is genius.
00:60
April 08, 2022
Episode 173 Promo Part 1
The Gods have smiled upon us...
00:59
April 07, 2022
Episode 172: Schlong > Dong
This week Carol confesses to taking secret pics of disabled people while Jen has Carol rank Joel's potential infidelities. It's a two quiz week, people! Also, is Jen the most boring person on the earth? And is Carol's dentist purposefully breaking her teeth? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:21
April 03, 2022
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Episode 172 Promo
00:29
April 01, 2022
MSL Mini: Clits Rarely Have Eyes
Who cares what your vibrator looks like?!
02:17
March 31, 2022
Episode 171: O to the R to the G to the Y
It's not an orgy per se, but it certainly is a clusterfuck. Carol is hungover and Jen accidentally irritates her. Where is Carol's tolerance threshold for butt stuff? Why are fatbergs not feared? If a phone rings and no one answers it, does it make a sound? Answers to these questions and more are probably on a different podcast. Who knows. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:31
March 27, 2022
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Episode 171 Promo
00:58
March 25, 2022
MSL Mini: I Hate Jen and Carol Merch
What more do you need to know?
01:32
March 24, 2022
Episode 170: Old Hog Bits
Carol's pee hole tours the state of Maine while Jen decides to sign up to sniff her dog's poop every day for two months. Who knew that faking pregnancies and personas was illegal? And why are our Google search terms so fucked up now?  Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
38:33
March 20, 2022
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Episode 170 Promo
00:50
March 18, 2022
MSL Mini: Fartburger?
Can we feed the world?
01:43
March 17, 2022
Episode 169: Of Umbrage and Puddin'
It's an episode filled with phone calls and bitching. Joel corrects Jen and Carol on the proper way to remove impacted shit, and Alan complains that Carol did not allow him to scam her. Ken has created a Pyramid game that the ladies promptly screw up. Also, a box of human heads has Jen and Carol fascinated. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
44:10
March 13, 2022
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Episode 169 Promo
00:58
March 11, 2022
MSL Mini: Son of the Pope
Yet another...
02:17
March 10, 2022
Episode 168: The MAW Army
Carol has another grievance with her pussy, and Jen takes listeners on her latest Google adventure. Why is there a condom just for the anus, and who knew that bull semen is so explosive? The ladies acknowledge the bravery of the Ukrainians and suggest that an army of rage-filled middle-aged women may be a solution. Also, it's the first TikTok challenge!! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:34
March 06, 2022
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Episode 168 Promo
00:58
March 04, 2022
MSL Mini: Sport's Ball-Hole
You spoke; we listened.
01:18
March 03, 2022
Episode 167: Not My Circus; Not My Monkeys
The ladies discuss how Carol violated Jen's couch, and Jen makes her ukulele debut. Ever stick your cock in a vacuum cleaner? Ever lace your desserts with sperm?  Well, you're in good company! Greenhorn Dispatch examines the Gazpacho Conspiracy, and also, MORE IDIOMS! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
41:56
February 27, 2022
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Episode 167 Promo
00:44
February 25, 2022
MSL Mini: The Sizzle Reel
It's going to come in hot and heavy.
01:54
February 24, 2022
Episode 166: Submissive Defecation and Jen's Couch
An unexpected start to the show leads to some fireworks between Jen and Carol. They make up by trying out several ideas for podcast elevator pitches. Carol presents weird animal sex, and Jen talks about how Barry Wood showed up in a cappuccino. What is the origin of the phrase "Son of a Gun"? And what's the most popular Porn Hub sex term in your state? Be sure to check out our links and show notes at momswipesleft.com.
38:53
February 20, 2022
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Episode 166 Promo
00:60
February 18, 2022
MSL Mini: These Dark Days
We almost didn't have the energy to get it up...
01:55
February 18, 2022
Episode 165: The Schrodinger's Cat of Moist Towelettes
Carol finally puts her Tuna Cooch rumor to bed while Jen proves to be the poster-person for International Quirky Alone Day. Is it really a big deal to brand people with your initials? And if a moist towelette is never opened, is it both wet and dry simultaneously? Also, a practice game of Pyramid for Carol and Jen's new community TV show, Game Hole. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
39:20
February 13, 2022
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Episode 165 Promo
00:44
February 11, 2022
MSL Mini: GOP Senator's Lukewarm Burn
Get it together, people.
02:24
February 10, 2022
Episode 164: Real People-Beth Darling
Get out your lube for this one! Jen and Carol talk to sexpert and sexy genius Beth Darling. Jen learns that the smell of burning plastic during sex ISN'T a brain tumor but something called a sub-space high. And Carol learns that Joel isn't ignoring her but is probably just bored with her company. Also, a Never-Have-I-Ever that you should definitely drink to. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
49:06
February 06, 2022
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Episode 164 Promo
00:59
February 04, 2022
MSL Mini: Mask that Ugly Mug
No one wants to see that shit, people.
02:03
February 03, 2022
Episode 163: Fan-Fuckin-Tastic Jordan from Dads on Dayquill
This week, after a shitlist about celebrity aging, the ladies play Two Truths and a Lie with Jordan (AKA The Gnome) from the Dads on Dayquill podcast. Jen works on her competitive spirit and Carol is thrilled to learn he's a dirty boy. Why are moms screaming in Boston? And what your taste palate tells everyone about your age. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
41:26
January 30, 2022
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Episode 163 Promo
00:60
January 28, 2022
MSL Mini: Necessity is the Mother of Invention
Ball fuckin', people!!
02:00
January 27, 2022
Episode 162: A Most Informative Episode
A chock-a-block episode of information! Jen and Carol roll out a brand new segment called "Greenhorn Dispatch" and the ladies ask listeners to call in with their most embarrassing moments. Campbell's has released their new soup candles, and disappointingly, there is no Cream of Celery. Why are some vegetables not good for you? And what did we stick in our holes in 2021? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:01
January 23, 2022
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Episode 162 Promo
00:55
January 21, 2022
MSL Mini: That Freakin' Ice Disk
Really, people? 
01:52
January 20, 2022
Episode 161: The Queers Can Fix Anything
Carol decides that Jen is a perfect candidate for Queer Eye, and Jen witnesses a shocking moment at the grocery store. Yeasty Ken makes an appearance with a rebus themed puzzle for the ladies, and Jen is accused of being a sore loser. Also, an update on the "Fart in a Jar" woman from CT. And do you hate corporate speak as much as MSL? Have a listen to our bracket contest. Be sure to check out our links and show notes at momswipesleft.com.
41:40
January 16, 2022
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Episode 161 Promo
00:60
January 14, 2022
MSL Mini: The Last Great Mystery
Any thoughts people?
02:07
January 14, 2022
Episode 160: On the Fishy Spectrum
Carol and Jen initiate a crotch sniffing pact, and Jen relays her theory about Betty White's "death". All new Google terms will scintillate and who knew a magazine called Soft Matter exists? Also, the ladies call Alan, Jen's son, with a proposition he can't refuse. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:22
January 09, 2022
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Episode 160 Promo
00:59
January 07, 2022
MSL Mini: Carol's Laundry Game
Poor Joel.
00:59
January 06, 2022
Episode 159: Just Another New Year
We don't want to jinx it, but here's to hoping 2022 will be better...In this episode, the ladies talk about the weirdest foods introduced in 2021; who died (who didn't?); and predictions for the future. Also, Jen gives a warning about the word "savory". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
35:36
January 02, 2022
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Episode 159 Promo
00:58
December 31, 2021
Episode 158: The Year in Review
It's been another shitty year, and we're going to hammer it to death. Jen and Carol take a wild ride through the months of 2021, reminding listeners what the real news was vs. the idiocy they talked about. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
56:06
December 26, 2021
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Episode 158 Promo
00:60
December 24, 2021
MSL Mini: Cheese to Crabs
Better late than never, folks!
02:06
December 23, 2021
Episode 157: A Very Christmas Show
Just whoa. This one may not be our best work, but it's sincere. And drunken. Carol and Jen attend a cookie swap, talk about a man who shoved a live mortar up his ass, and there's a holiday traditions quiz! Plus, the last of Christmas gift guide for you losers out there. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
31:12
December 19, 2021
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Episode 157 Promo
00:57
December 17, 2021
MSL Mini: Teacher of the Year
A brief glimpse into the teaching habits of Jen.
01:35
December 16, 2021
Episode 156: Our Third Birthday!!
Jen and Carol look back at the years that made them who they are today. And they look at the present. And they look at the future. We talk to some listeners, reminisce, and bring into the world the last recording of  Neighbor Hole. Plus a gift guide that will knock your fucking socks off. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
46:27
December 12, 2021
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Episode 156 Promo
00:60
December 10, 2021
MSL Mini: A Pub Stuck Dream Vacation
It sounds too perfect to be true.
01:30
December 09, 2021
Episode 155: It's Bingo, Baby!
Literally. This episode is a bingo game, so go get your fancy MSL X-Mas Movie Bingo card here! Jen and Carol talk with the creator of this fascinating twist to an old classic. Also, there's a lot of vagina news. Be sure to check out all our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:32
December 05, 2021
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Episode 155 Promo
00:51
December 03, 2021
MSL Mini: Anus Cum and Dick Poop
Just listen.
02:18
December 02, 2021
Episode 154: Love Us For Who We Are
It's the great Canadia recap and the ladies discuss Dr. Pimple Popper, demon doors, and why hotel coffee makers are so fucking small. Carol gets a fart gift, and Jen writes a School House Rock themed song for the digestive system. Double vaginas, double periods, and the beginning of the third annual MSL Holiday gift guide. Be sure to check out our links and show notes at momswipesleft.com.
43:46
November 28, 2021
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Episode 154 Promo
00:60
November 27, 2021
MSL Mini: Ira Glass is a Mush Mouth
I think that sums it up.
01:24
November 26, 2021
Episode 153: A Shitlist Episode
The ladies are primed to travel and to bitch. This is a 100% shit list rant before Carol and Jen head off to the great white North to see Sophie. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
26:18
November 21, 2021
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Episode 153 Promo
00:47
November 19, 2021
MSL Mini: Phexxi or Pickle Juice?
Is Phexxi, the newest form of contraception for women, as effective as douching with pickle juice? Asking for a friend...
01:45
November 18, 2021
Episode 152: Joel's Mega-Rectum
This episode is filled to the brim with science! Carol describes her brother's recent bender and Jen describes how some animal ate the tumor that was removed from Carol's back last week. Also, there's a lot of Joel time as he engages the ladies in a trivia contest that goes a bit off the rails. Learn about the zookeeper who impregnated a crane...several times! And why are tongue twisters so evil? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:21
November 14, 2021
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Episode 152 Promo
00:60
November 12, 2021
MSL Mini: The Old Interwebs
AOL dial up and kneeling chair porn. Ahhhh. Memories.
01:38
November 11, 2021
Episode 151: Making Podcast History with Live Surgery!
You read it correctly! We finally get Carol's back tumor removed with the help of a kind fan. Also, the ladies recap Jen's not-birthday-party party; home sterilization for men; and they keep it real about ball smell. Be sure to check out our notes and links at momswipesleft.com. AND THIS WEEK, we have VIDEO!!!!
41:50
November 07, 2021
Episode 151 Promo
MSL is making podcast history with Episode 151! The first on-air surgery IN A LIVING ROOM!
00:56
November 05, 2021
MSL Mini: Skin, Dog Hair, and Popcorn
Answer: What is living in Carol's couch cracks.
00:49
November 04, 2021
Episode 150: The Spirit Box
Happy Halloween! The ladies are talking about all the scary things: hair caught around a penis, Trump's new social media platform, strange hobbies, and trying to communicate with the dead. Also, Jen gets head hair caught in her asshole while Carol tries to back-pedal her Petito and Laundrie obsession. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:29
October 31, 2021
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Episode 150 Promo
00:44
October 29, 2021
MSL Mini: Penguins Are Whores on the Internet
Not a shocking statement to any objective thinker...
02:07
October 28, 2021
Episode 149: Jennifer Douchebag
Jen is disgusted with herself and Sharon learns the meaning of "rubbing one out". Big fan, Tim, joins the ladies in a Fan-Fucking-Tastic quiz, and Carol does a Digger Deeping on the history of the merkin. Does Jen have nose cancer? Did it come from dirty balls? Also, a Petito/Laundrie update that proves Carol's powers of deduction and observation. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
44:48
October 24, 2021
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Episode 149 Promo
00:57
October 22, 2021
MSL Mini: Does Jen Need a Life Coach?
Yeah. Probably.
01:57
October 21, 2021
Episode 148: It's All About Rubbing One Out
The ladies are dreading the dark days ahead, and Jen's nipple just won't stay in the bra. Why does Jen hide from the recycling men, and can Carol be a good wife and jack Joel off 21 times a month? Carol introduces #freebleeding and the recording explodes when the Auroreola Boreanus makes an appearance. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com
45:37
October 17, 2021
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Episode 148 Promo
00:59
October 15, 2021
MSL Mini: Jorge Has a Birthday
Carol's chihuahua has a birthday and Jen is very concerned if scissors were used in the construction of the cake. 
02:15
October 14, 2021
Episode 147: Jack Dorsey is Kinda Hot
An epic beginning to the episode seems to take the wheels right off the recording. Carol has a beef with some fan fiction and the ladies call the perpetrator to give him a piece of their mind. Also, do you have Restless Anal Syndrome? Carol discovers that geese have more reproductive rights than American women, and a special fan educates both Jen and Carol on Rumschpringe. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com
45:17
October 10, 2021
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Episode 147 Promo
00:57
October 08, 2021
MSL Mini: Jen Bruises Easily
Tough lessons are learned from a TikTok challenge.
02:01
October 07, 2021
Episode 146: A Failure to Communicate
It's a fast-paced episode, so buckle up. Carol relays a story of her apocalyptic shopping adventure and Jen admits that a critical fan is absolutely correct. Carol's sleuthing has dug up some interesting Petito murder details while Jen admits to some nasty housekeeping habits. The ladies talk about the uniqueness of the anus print, and Carol nails an "Amore" quiz. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
44:57
October 03, 2021
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Episode 146 Promo
00:58
October 01, 2021
MSL Mini: Butthole 101
People, please don't forget about the importance of a flange.
02:02
September 30, 2021
Episode 145: All Kinds of Challenges
This episode is jam packed with 'em! From a "Cock and Balls" challenge to a taste challenge to all the deliciously dangerous TikTok challenges, we've got you covered. Also, the ladies break out a new segment from the MSL Crime Wing and handily crack the last hours in the Gabby Petito case. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:41
September 26, 2021
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Episode 145 Promo
00:59
September 24, 2021
MSL Mini: A Perfect ADD Moment
A perfectly typical ADD moment captured on audio. From sexual proclivities to fruit flies to midget porn, all in under 2 minutes.
01:30
September 23, 2021
Episode 144: The God Particle in Your Bowels
It's an episode filled to the brim this week! Should Jen put her dog, Rue, down for excessive shedding? Is smelling other people's farts good for you? Why does Carol find zombie porn so hot? How many John Denvers are there? Also, the ladies talk about the Mandela Effect, and Carol quizzes Jen on body hair facts. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
46:35
September 19, 2021
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Episode 144 Promo
00:57
September 17, 2021
MSL Mini: Ladies or Cunts?
We answer the most vexing of questions.
01:34
September 16, 2021
Episode 143: Marijuana, Ivermectin, and Black Beauties
It's a challenging episode where Carol and Jen traverse difficult conversations about Texas abortion and guns, the idiocy of Joe Rogan, and the frustration of never locating a McDonald's ice cream machine that works. Carol has a fucked up childhood memory that reveals some surprising truths in addition to discovering a possible repressed memory of being fucked by a bird-sized man. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
40:36
September 12, 2021
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Episode 143 Promo
00:55
September 10, 2021
MSL Mini: A Mystery Solved
Carol finally gets to the bottom of why Joel's farts are so vicious.
02:06
September 09, 2021
Episode 142: Real People-David Pell
Jen and Carol welcome internet guru, author, and overachiever David Pell to talk about his upcoming book Please Scream Inside Your Heart: Breaking News and Nervous Breakdowns in the Year that Wouldn't End. In the spirit of hardball journalism, we learn what Dave thinks about a Trump re-election; what he considers the fairest of news outlets; why he's not a proponent of 69; and his learned tips on how to shit in the woods. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:19
September 05, 2021
Episode 142 Promo
Jen and Carol speak with Real People David Pell. Pell is an internet guru, author, former podcaster, newsletter writer, and overachiever. Despite his professionalism, Mom Swipes Left managed to get answers to the questions people REALLY want to know.
00:58
September 03, 2021
MSL Mini: Nevermind
Seriously, Spencer, what are you thinking??
02:05
September 02, 2021
Episode 141: Is the Podcast Making Us Dumb?
Jen and Carol are back! Listen as they recap what they did with their time away and if they're back smarter than ever. Using her new big brain, Carol has a few Covid vaccine tracker insights, and Jen tells a story about corned beef hash. Could there be a MSL Only Fans page? The show truly takes a left turn at minute 32, and it's all down hill from there. Haven't you missed us? Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
38:36
August 29, 2021
Episode 141 Promo
Is the podcast making us dumb?
00:60
August 27, 2021
MSL Mini: Bushwacking
We're back you MF-ers! Jen tackles her bush while on hiatus...
02:14
August 26, 2021
Episode 140: A Question of Jen's Mothering
This week Jen and Carol talk to "Alan", Jen's son, about how her mothering technique is oftentimes questionable. Also, a moldy car update; more information about the great bird die-off; and a shocking announcement that you better sit down for. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
30:25
August 08, 2021
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Episode 140 Promo
00:54
August 06, 2021
MSL Mini: A Deep Cut From Episode 26
Take a spin back in time to see who's laughing now.
02:49
August 05, 2021
Episode 139: Real People-Pat Hogan
Jen and Carol interview local comedian and all-around trouble maker, Pat Hogan. Learn how to get thrown in jail, how to become homeless, and how to anger an entire group of sub-humans right from the horse's mouth! Also, Pat and Jen go head to head in The Cinnamon Quiz. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
41:54
August 01, 2021
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00:59
July 30, 2021
MSL Mini: We Need To Talk Tuna
Jen is devestated by a Subway allegation.
02:05
July 29, 2021
Episode 138: Let's Have a Moist-Off
We're covering a lot of area in this one, folks! From hysterectomies to why sugar causes amputations to grow back, the ladies are nothing but confused. Carol treats us to another "Carol's Fucked Up Childhood Memories" and Jen slips up by admitting she's a widow. It's quite a show. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
39:15
July 25, 2021
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Episode 138 Promo
00:59
July 23, 2021
MSL Mini: The Nose Bucket
Jen battles with constant nose hair.
01:28
July 22, 2021
Episode 137: No One Beats Up a Naked Man
It's a live episode at the Richmond Sauna! Come and get your nude on with Jen and Carol while they measure dicks and play everyone's favorite, Match Game. And remember, in the words of Tom, "No one beats up a naked man."
47:05
July 18, 2021
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Episode 137 Promo
00:57
July 16, 2021
MSL Mini: I Know the Bot Fly
Indeed, I do.
01:30
July 15, 2021
Episode 136: Middle Aged Women Make the Best Vigilantes
Strap in because this is a weird one. The ladies barely get through the opener and then it's on to poop-in-a-bag-in-a-tree. Why shouldn't Bezos eat the Mona Lisa? Also, Jen and Carol break down the tips they learned during their active shooter training. Make sure to vote for your favorite in the Toy Boat song contest and check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
33:31
July 11, 2021
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Episode 136 Promo
00:60
July 09, 2021
MSL Mini: Hitting the Road for the Richmond Sauna
The ladies are going on the road in their first live event since the covids! 
01:51
July 08, 2021
Episode 135: All the Depressing Things
It's hot and the world is going to hell. A disgruntled fan complains a lot and the ladies introduce "Notable Dead News". The ladies attempt some math word problems, and Jen tries to bring levity to the show with a segment on toilet facts but it's not everything it promised...Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
44:27
July 04, 2021
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00:41
July 02, 2021
Episode 134: Real People-GiGi Gabor
Join Jen and Carol as they interview beloved Miss Blackstone's Gay Bar 2020-2021 drag queen GiGi Gabor. The ladies get the dirt on everything from a local manufacturer that prides itself on inclusivity to rumors about RuPaul. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:10
June 27, 2021
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Episode 134 Promo
00:60
June 25, 2021
MSL Mini: A Deep Cut Back to Episode 7
In which we remember George the Snail, last of his kind.
02:11
June 24, 2021
Episode 133: A Father's Day Shit Show
The shit hits the fan when Carol requests that her dead father, Dave, give her a sign from beyond. Jen is electrocuted, Carol gets shingles, and the podcast almost disbands. Also, a second Fan-Fucking-Tastic with guest Amanda is very illuminating! Last, the ladies give a shout out to podcasters Dads on Dayquill and ruminate about their cocks. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
48:09
June 20, 2021
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Episode 133 Promo
00:60
June 18, 2021
MSL Mini: Butt Stuff to the Front Stuff
You people! You're dirty! This is what happens when you move your butt stuff... You've been warned.
02:21
June 17, 2021
Episode 132: It's All About Brown Tail
Insect infestations, a new no-underwear trend, and a study on cat butts- it's all about brown tail in some way or another. Also, Carol takes a sex in history quiz and does quite horribly. And, a Dear Daddy that may infuriate you. It's all right here! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
47:45
June 13, 2021
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Episode 132 Promo
00:51
June 11, 2021
MSL Mini: A Deep Cut Back to Episode 3
It's a trip down memory lane with a cut from Episode 3 where we get our first taste of a Carol rant.
02:09
June 10, 2021
Episode 131: Real People-Ken, The Man With 7/8 of a Brain
Jen and Carol welcome a very SPECIAL guest this week: Ken, a man who has overcome many obstacles and yet manages to remain annoying. The ladies ask typically probing questions like "How'd you get like this?"; "Is it irritating when people help you?"; and "Has your masturbation technique changed post-stroke?" Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
50:18
June 06, 2021
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Episode 131 Promo
00:55
June 04, 2021
MSL Mini: Ken the Pilgrim Visits Carol the Burp Guru
What else is there to say?
02:19
June 03, 2021
Episode 130: Fan-Fucking-Tastic Debut
Carol tries to be a source of inspiration for young podcasters while Jen is mesmerized by all the Big Hog pictures she's received. The ladies talk about all things boobies, and a visit from Sophie knocks Jen for a bit of a loop. And also, Sophie farted. It's the Fan-Fucking-Tastic debut! Super fan Missy kicks Carol's ass (spoiler alert) and wins herself some merch! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:43
May 30, 2021
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Episode 130 Promo
00:58
May 28, 2021
MSL Mini: Jen's a Tiger in the Bedroom
You all have been warned.
01:56
May 27, 2021
Episode 129: An Episode for Only the Biggest Fans
Jen and Carol are recording on the road, and Jen's mic is off...sorry 'bout it. Is Mom Swipes Left the podcast to pee on air? Why does Jen's car smell like ass? Was Jen a feral child? Also, famous movie lines that were actually improvised. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
37:57
May 23, 2021
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Episode 129 Promo
00:07
May 21, 2021
MSL Mini: The Majestic American Eel
Nothing says "American" quite like eating your way out of a stranger's stomach. Even when you don't have teeth.
01:37
May 20, 2021
Episode 128: The Great Asparagus Pee Challenge
Strap in for this one. Jen describes her first weekend away since Covid and how she found the largest ball of lint in a meth addict's bellybutton. Also, Jen eats a cancerous growth from her chest and Carol almost quits the podcast. The ladies sample this season's first batch of asparagus and battle it out to see whose pee smells fastest. Carol finishes out the show with a stellar performance in "Guess the Review". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:28
May 16, 2021
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Episode 128 Promo
00:56
May 14, 2021
MSL Mini: The Importance of Buttocks
Trying to teach you a little sumthin' sumthin' about a little sumthin' sumthin'.
01:49
May 13, 2021
Episode 127: Animal Dicks and Other Fun Things
Carol has a crappy weekend getaway and Jen is pissed with the Pay-it-Forward movement. The ladies are disappointed with the Maine Cannabis Ambulance and Jen aces a Lady Bits quiz. Lastly, they examine animal dicks and wonder why they just fuck men. Be sure to check out the show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:06
May 09, 2021
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Episode 127 Promo
00:59
May 07, 2021
MSL Mini: Old Lady Candy
As sweet as that old lady pussy...
01:43
May 06, 2021
Episode 126: It's All About the Tampon
The ladies start the show with a very serious grievance from Joel. It looks like divorce may be in the cards... Carol gives us two deep dives: the Covid vaccine and the history of the tampon. Plus, the show is interrupted by a surprise guest! Learn about all the free stuff you can get if you're vaccinated, and also hear how Carol made her period come by jumping on a trampoline. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
48:24
May 02, 2021
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Episode 126 Promo
00:53
April 30, 2021
MSL Mini: Booger Remix
Carol learns the truth about a gift.
01:43
April 29, 2021
Episode 125: Tick in the Ass Crack
Carol laments her crappy day while Jen ponders the kinds of mold trapped in Carol's mattress. Are the ladies' faces turning away listeners? Join us as Carol waxes on about perimenopause and Jen discovers a tick in her ass crack. Want to make your dick bigger? Well, you should. Balloon jeans, dancing with fat, and a stellar Cards Against Humanity MSL style. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
47:18
April 25, 2021
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Episode 125 Promo
00:60
April 23, 2021
MSL Mini: Jen Almost Scores Some Dumpster Sex
I think you get the idea.
02:15
April 22, 2021
Episode 124: Peeing-In-the-Bathtub PSA
Carol and Jen muse about what tampons are made of and also answer a listeners question about selling yeast infection panties. Did you know vanilla comes from beaver butts? When the ladies get famous on go on tour, they have a few requirements. Jen makes a fungal mistake, and Carol saves her after a fall. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:41
April 18, 2021
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Episode 124 Promo
00:57
April 16, 2021
MSL Mini: Normalize Frottage
Making it ok to rub your genitals all over everything. 
02:09
April 15, 2021
Episode 123: Why Corduroys Aren't Cool
Jen and Carol are headed back to work this week and it's thrown a wrench into the show. Carol debates whether Jen's couch smells like her ass, and Jen relays a startling tendency in her family. Exploding Head Syndrome, urethral sounding, and how to hide a boner rounds out this episode. Be sure to earn your MSL degree in esoterica by checking out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:58
April 11, 2021
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Episode 123 Promo
00:59
April 10, 2021
MSL Mini: A Mother's Love
What says "love" and "mother" more than pinworms? Liver flukes, crabs, and castings...at least seagulls aren't pecking at your asshole.
01:57
April 08, 2021
Episode 122: Easter and Other Dead Things
Carol and Jen lament skin cancer and teeth falling out. Also, they are handed a Cease and Desist letter from the world's most annoying four year old. Sniffr, trivia about Peeps, and new funeral options round out the show. Also, the trending Easter and Passover phrases from Urban Dictionary! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
46:24
April 04, 2021
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Episode 122 Promo
00:58
April 02, 2021
MSL Mini: Carol's Ever Given
A recent Suez clog reminds Jen and Carol of an unfortunate incident.
01:51
April 01, 2021
Episode 121: Headless Snails and Sky Meats
Strap in as this one's a roller-coaster! A bag of boogers arrives on Jen's stoop and it almost breaks the podcast. Placentae dreams and headless snails join the discussion along with the terribly mysterious Kentucky Meat Shower. Also, the heartbreaking trend for serial killers. Carol shares another fucked up childhood memory and plays the Tourette's game! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
46:49
March 28, 2021
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Episode 121 Promo
00:54
March 26, 2021
MSL Mini: DIY Diet Dr. Pepper
A simple fix for a pesky problem. What to do when your favorite soda remains elusive.
02:08
March 25, 2021
Episode 120: Fish Tank Finger
Carol and Jen discuss the differences between "doggy style" and "doggy paddle" and criticize the Bung Bois for being so fucking dumb. They review the newest in condom protection and also, what's up with the "stuck porn" trend? Carol reflects on cults and Jen muses about torture devices. All in all, just a regular episode. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
46:54
March 21, 2021
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Episode 120 Promo
00:58
March 19, 2021
MSL Mini: Eat Your Scabs?
Can a human live on scabs alone? The poets have asked this for eons, and we're asking for a friend.
01:54
March 18, 2021
Episode 119: Them Potatoes
Carol reels after being criticized by a "fan". Jen announces that somehow they've fucked up Google search algorithms. The day is saved with a deep dive into the fantastic world of Alan Wagner. How 'bout that cancel culture? The ladies discuss Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head and how sometimes a murder can really screw up a birthday party. Lastly, 10 important bits of knowledge from Judy, Jen's aged neighbor. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
46:36
March 14, 2021
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Episode 119 Promo
00:56
March 12, 2021
MSL Mini: The Humboldt Penguin's Asshole
Finally, scientists have calculated the force with which the Humboldt Penguin shoots its shit. You're welcome.
01:52
March 11, 2021
Episode 118: Real People-Amy the Synesthete
Ever wonder why May is a cunt? Why it's difficult to subtract 12 from 20? We can't answer those questions, but we can discuss them. Jen and Carol interview Amy, a self-proclaimed synesthete, to learn more about this "fucked up" condition. Also, Amy shares two intimate stories that have to do with her butt. Enjoy, and be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:48
March 07, 2021
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Episode 118 Promo
00:49
March 05, 2021
MSL Mini: Ape Porn
Don't judge us, we're just asking for the people.
02:03
March 04, 2021
Episode 117: It's All About the Gold Standard
Carol and Jen get all wrapped around the axle about how Joel's a freeloader, mukbang videos, and men who poop in cars. Carol explains what the word "simp" means, and after a heady discussion, neither Jen or Carol reach any conclusions. Think using butt plugs to cure bad breath is weird? Listen to an array of other equally strange medical techniques. Lastly, Carol gives a digger deeping about March 4. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
47:45
February 28, 2021
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Episode 117 Promo
00:58
February 26, 2021
MSL Mini: Jen Has An Idea
Jen has a brilliant idea for DIY face lifts
01:55
February 25, 2021
Episode 116: Green Does Not Mean Go
This episode takes on a life of its own. Listen as we update Carol's poop saga and hear the voice of the brave man who tackled it. Also, sometimes you record while not really recording...How did Jen accidentally eat a pair of edible underwear when she was 6? And what WOULD a caveman rager have sounded like? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:57
February 21, 2021
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Episode 116 Promo
00:59
February 19, 2021
MSL Mini: A Peek Behind the Curtain
Some dumb ass suggested the Mom Swipes Left theme song sounds like a klezmer version of Salt-N-Pepa's Push It. And so, we had to see. Listen in to learn how the magic of MSL is made.
01:53
February 18, 2021
Episode 115: Carol is Moved
Carol announces that Jen's bad behavior causes Carol to lash out at her, and Jen admits to developing agoraphobia. A discussion about lesbian sex positions is rudely interrupted. Why did we all think we were going to die in the 70s? And what is up with Joel knowing so much about prison hooch? Lastly, how Carol mysteriously got rid of her back pain. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
48:51
February 14, 2021
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Episode 115 Promo
00:60
February 12, 2021
MSL Mini: MSL Starter Kit
They're not called yeast infections for nothing.
01:38
February 11, 2021
Episode 114: Join the Mom Swipes Left Nation
Jen and Carol announce their new Facebook group, Mom Swipes Left Nation, and give an update on all the freaks that have joined! Also, they examine Caro Verbeek's Mother's Milk Flavour Wheel and learn that they can still lactate if they can just find someone to stimulate their nipples. And so much butthole talk: the perfect dinosaur butthole, the Chinese anal Covid swabs, and poop races. Lastly, great ideas for last minute Valentine's Day gifts. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
41:21
February 07, 2021
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Episode 114 Promo
00:59
February 05, 2021
MSL Mini: Octopus Bully
Why do octopi...octopuses...octopussies...get to punch fish!?! It's so unfair.
01:53
February 04, 2021
Episode 113: Carole King is Not Dead
The ladies are back with a jam-packed episode. Carol laments the endlessness of winter with a ballad and Jen remembers her friend Larry King. Also, speech impediments...are they the new trend? The ladies take a deeper look. Roller coaster or sex toy? And don't forget, we all die. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
47:14
January 31, 2021
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00:59
January 29, 2021
MSL Mini: Mysterious Bras
Jen learns a thing or two about bras. After 49 years.
02:14
January 28, 2021
Episode 112: This is What the Mona Lisa Smells Like
So much to cover...the ladies talk conspiracy theories and how MAGATs have ruined it all, are plants animals, and is Armie Hammer being kink-shamed? Also, hear why so many Karens are in an uproar about Yankee Candle. Jen and Carol take a deep dive into smells and read a Dear Daddy suggestion that may fascinate a few of you. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
49:07
January 24, 2021
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00:52
January 22, 2021
MSL Mini: Joel Gets a Shot
It was touch and go when Joel got his second vaccine.  Carol gives us the recap of that day with all the compassion she can muster.
02:29
January 21, 2021
Episode 111: Jack Nasty Face
Carol debates whether she's a not-so-secret asshole while Jen decides she doesn't want to be part of any club that would accept her. An obligatory discussion about the Capitol siege inevitably ends with Frat House Hazing porn. Explore the amazing world of animal farts and also, vaginas through history! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
42:30
January 17, 2021
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00:45
January 15, 2021
MSL Mini: @RealTrumpLibrary
Shhhhh...don't tell, but Jen and Carol are going to build the first Trump Library in their backyard. Stay tuned.
02:07
January 14, 2021
Episode 110: Monkey Butt Gets a Bad Rap
It's a new year and the ladies have a host of complaints: work anxiety, clogged toilets, and why is it so hard to floss? Jen and Carol give unsolicited advice to the MBMBAM boys regarding #BeanDad, and they agree that the butthole is easily the funniest orifice.  Cucumbers, Asians, and giraffe conspiracy theories pepper a rousing game of Celebrity-Head-and-Humanity. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
47:29
January 10, 2021
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00:59
January 08, 2021
MSL Mini: Underwear, I Give Up
Musings on what "Underwear, I Give Up" may mean and also, don't ignore butt crack sweat.
02:14
January 07, 2021
Episode 109: Hello 2021. Fancy Seeing You Here
Jen and Carol celebrate the no-man's land between 2020 and 2021 with ideas on how to spend your stimulus money, people who died this past year, and some new words added to the OED. Also, Carol's tits are lopsided this week and Jen's dream lover, Jazz Gaffigan, slipped her the tip. Check out our amazing show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
43:05
January 03, 2021
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00:59
January 01, 2021
MSL Mini: Jen's Fart Debut
I think the title says it all.
02:03
December 31, 2020
Episode 108: Santa's Emptied Sack
An episode bookended by empty sacks, the ladies discuss childhood mysteries that weren't figured out until adulthood. Who is who of famous duos, and do non-asshole hippies really exist? Jen has a secret reveal and discussions of Keto-crotch and testicle holes are had. Be sure to check out our show notes and copious links at momswipesleft.com.
43:48
December 27, 2020
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00:59
December 25, 2020
MSL Mini: The Perfect Last-Minute Gift
Day before Christmas? Here are a couple of gift ideas for the forgotten in your life.
02:14
December 24, 2020
Episode 107: Is Colonel Sanders the Sexiest Man Not Alive?
It's Christmas and the debut of the Rodecaster Pro is here! Jen has several shit lists, and Carol goes OFF on how women are either too young or too old to be taken seriously.  How much McDonald's is too much, and does KFC have the coolest media department of all the fine dining establishments? What do you do when you find out your co-worker doesn't actually have Down's Syndrome? And the last of the 2nd Annual MSL gift guide is revealed. Check out the show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:40
December 20, 2020
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00:53
December 18, 2020
Episode 106: Anyone Know Jazz Gaffigan?
Jen has a dream boyfriend and a shitlist about the new Mark Trail. The ladies debate if it's ok to ask for a donated organ to be returned. Also, sometimes pubic lice will hide in your asshole when you try to Nair. A listener asks about the normalcy of farts that take a tour of your labia, and Carol tries to stump Jen with a wrestling quiz. Don't miss this week's gift guide! Be sure to check it out (along with show notes and links) at momswipesleft.com.
45:26
December 13, 2020
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Episode 106 Promo
00:60
December 11, 2020
MSL Mini: The Heaviest Booger
For a brief moment, Jen believes she may have produced one of the world's largest, heaviest boogers. But a quick trip to the interwebs proves how mistaken she is.
02:16
December 10, 2020
Episode 105: I Don't Care About the Pee Hole
The ladies are back during an intense windstorm to talk about all the notable news that has backed up over the last two weeks. Dick shrooms, mask artists, poop coffee, and grow-your-own human meat. Of course, we also talk about the end of the world's obelisks and zombie minks. Carol takes an online blow job quiz, but then Jen slides in her own, MUCH BETTER, quiz. Also, week one of the 2nd Annual Mom Swipes Left gift guide! Be sure to check out complete show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:57
December 06, 2020
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Episode 105 Promo
00:56
December 04, 2020
MSL Mini: Carol is Held Hostage
Carol feels that she is being held hostage to another of Jen's guided meditations. And then Jen experiences the uncompromising pain of an eyelash in the eye. A solid two minutes of entertainmet.
02:08
December 03, 2020
Episode 104: Real People-Comedians Ian Stuart and James Theberge
The ladies welcome comedians Ian Stuart and James Theberge to talk about their web series "Welcome to Maine". Jen callously asks about diseases, deformities, and odd-ball body tricks while Carol asks "pot or pussy" and what would they rather jam in their asses. Braille t-shirts, the undeniable sexiness of Tim Sample, and why cryptozoologists may taste fecal samples. Be sure to check out all of our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:46
November 29, 2020
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00:54
November 27, 2020
MSL Mini: Holiday Joy
Feeling a little down over the holidays? Take a page from Jen's book and start holding your pee to feel joy. 
02:02
November 23, 2020
Episode 103: Morse Code Doggy-Style Asshole
Carol is recovering from a non-Covid illness while Jen muses on some of life's most important topics. What is the difference between a hoarder and a collector and how are swingers handling the pandemic? A very special Dear Daddy asks, "How much poop in your underwear is TOO much poop?"  Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
45:13
November 22, 2020
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Episode 103 Promo
00:54
November 20, 2020
MSL Mini: The Stank
Is there a limit to personal stank?
03:10
November 16, 2020
Episode 102: Nugget Raccoons
The ladies are celebrating the election! Now they can go back to talking about weird sex and poop. Did Donald die at Walter Reed and was then replaced with Bob Zmuda? Aren't we all sick of "thoughts and prayers"? Also, it's about time we applauded the clit. Be sure to visit momswipesleft.com for show notes!
44:32
November 15, 2020
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Episode 102 Promo
00:57
November 13, 2020
MSL Mini: A Guided Meditation
Jen guides Carol on a brief meditation to help relieve anxiety.
03:27
November 09, 2020
Episode 101: The Bean is Off
It's the night before the election and suspicion abounds. Carol apologizes for losing her temper with Jen, and the ladies describe their Halloween scare-a-thon. Rogue nipples, top ten google searches that produced Mom Swipes Left results, and predictions of what Trump will do if not re-elected. Then, Carol loses her patience with Jen.
46:03
November 08, 2020
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00:45
November 06, 2020
Episode 100: Carol Sings Us In
The ladies get a Tarot card reading from diviner Sarah Love and shocking results are brought to light. Jen's used tampons have brought a bear to the neighborhood while Carol takes the high road in regard to an unfortunate accident. Mom Swipes Left tries really hard to be better people, but ultimately, it really comes down to the crack and the gays.
42:54
November 01, 2020
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00:59
October 30, 2020
Episode 99: How to Botch a Zoom Date
Jen can't un-see the Trump YMCA dance and Carol admits to losing her mind a little bit. Bears have once again taken Jen's used tampons, and the kids at the school across the road can't go out for recess because of it.  The ladies discuss ways to purposely botch a Zoom date and also share unknown things that can kill you.
44:35
October 25, 2020
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00:45
October 23, 2020
Episode 98: Just a Twat of Cream, Please
Carol makes apologies for Jen's mouth and the trainwreck that was Episode 97. The ladies hatch a plan for some Halloween fun that will bring happiness to the community. Jen fails horribly at a jingle quiz, and the promised Dear Daddy regarding chewing gum in pubic hair is discussed.
42:58
October 18, 2020
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00:41
October 16, 2020
Episode 97: Pedo-Pan
It's been a bat-shit news cycle. Carol and Jen try to catch their breath, and Carol reveals a very shocking 50th birthday surprise! In an effort to get away from the news, the ladies discuss alternate endings to favorite children's books. Warning: it does take a dark turn, but what hasn't lately?
45:02
October 11, 2020
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October 09, 2020
Episode 96: The Relative Calm Before the Storm
Carol gives a Ben update and Jen reports on the self-lubricating condom. Matchmaker questions and a debate drinking game that seems so quaint and naive only one week later. Where will this shit storm take us?
40:59
October 04, 2020
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00:52
October 02, 2020
Episode 95: Real People-Ben Disappoints
Ben is back for some reason, and he irritates the shit out of Jen. Discussions about the trainwreck of MaineCare; white trash childhood food; and RIP to the RBG. Plus, an in-person Dear Daddy that ends with Ben getting kicked off the show. Just another week in paradise.
43:18
September 27, 2020
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September 25, 2020
Episode 94: Fatty Paddy and Her Pack of Dogs
Jen almost drowns in her own blood while Carol goes on an anti-QAnon rant. Jen vs. David Letterman and the official MSL "What My Vagina Smells Like" candle. Can you be friends with someone from the opposite political party? Probably not. Also, the secret origins behind "piss poor" and "shit end of the stick".
42:34
September 20, 2020
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00:31
September 18, 2020
Episode 93: Porn 101 and Other Hobbies
Jen talks herself out of a podcast funk while Carol introduces a fantastic porn PSA. Ball hammock underwear, a DIY stylus, and a shout out to projection artist Robin Bell round out the episode. Unfortunately, Carol does make a slur against our wizard listeners. I'm sorry.
44:39
September 13, 2020
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September 11, 2020
Episode 92: Finger Lickin' Good
It's Jen's firsthand experience with tonsil stones and Carol rethinks her attitude on adult babies and diaper lovers. Jen may be responsible for the current pepperoni shortage in America while Carol muses on which Trump family member plays the characters in an Addam's family/Munsters mashup. Lastly, a discussion about changing logos in the time of Covid.
40:59
September 06, 2020
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00:60
September 04, 2020
Episode 91: A Storm is Brewing
Both Carol and Jen are cranky with the world. Carol celebrates a birthday, and Jen gets the finger from a Gen Z-er. Political commentary is peppered amongst discussions of adult babies/diaper lovers, Carol's bladder, and a disturbing letter from a 9 year old.
42:33
August 30, 2020
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August 28, 2020
Episode 90: WAP Does Not Mean Wash and Press
Carol discusses her in-laws' Covid theories while Jen laments the lack of integrity in her recently purchased underwear. What else can 2020 hit us with? Why is this the best time for the government to finally confess to some "secrets"? Kegel and cunnilingus apps and a discussion about dirty song lyrics. It's a jam-packed episode!
45:17
August 23, 2020
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August 21, 2020
Episode 89: Real People-Live! From the Beach Bungalow
Jen and Carol welcome Matt, Pat, and Nate from the podcast Live! From the Beach Bungalow, and they teach these Bungsters a thing or two about a thing or two. Join us as we learn if they shave their balls, ever shat their pants, if they'd fuck a bag of nasty trash, and why they don't like Jen's Ms. Puffs pudendum.
40:48
August 16, 2020
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August 14, 2020
Episode 88: The Cyst
The ladies cover the gamoo... Love on the Spectrum; menstrual face masks; the Vaguum; and asshole bleaching hacks. Also, what are the things you love about quarantine that you hope won't go away? Jen tries to burst a ganglion cyst on Carol's back using the popular tome "The Works of Josephus". Lastly, is it ok to put your pussy up against a public glory hole?  
42:45
August 09, 2020
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August 07, 2020
Episode 87: Julianna Requests an Adventure
Carol is hot and dehydrated and premenstrual. Jen muses on why Downton Abbey is so popular and has a Confession Corner. Want to know how you can scream into the Icelandic wilderness or make that $600 a week? SHARK ATTACK...you heard it here last! Also, the ladies heed the request of a loyal fan asking for a Google Adventure.
44:30
August 02, 2020
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00:56
July 31, 2020
Episode 86: A Plague of Interruptions
It's hot and the ladies are ugly. The fucking computer shits out and Walter makes an executive decision. Jen leaves a smell stain on Carol's bed for her dogs to enjoy later, and then they play the "name game". Play along and see if you're cool,
47:58
July 26, 2020
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July 24, 2020
Episode 85: IBS Porn and Other Housekeeping
Carol asks "Is nothing sacred?", and Jen describes her latest Google adventure. The duo discuss the secret meanings behind particular cartoon characters; the phenomenon of poop-play; and how Carol once played a "fife". Be sure to check the ladies out on "Live! From the Beach Bungalow". 
45:22
July 19, 2020
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July 17, 2020
Episode 84: RIP Dave (Spoiler Alert)
Carol gives a dad update and, logically, a what-would-you-put-in-your-orifice conversation follows. Also, it is established that Jen is the Queen of Urban Dictionary. And why do crotches sometimes smell like curry?
48:53
July 12, 2020
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00:31
July 10, 2020
Episode 83: A Cutting Room Floor, Quarantine-Style
Walter narrates a cutting room floor episode made of all quarantine-era clips. Flamingo dicks, Squid Scrambles, sexual oddities and crotch-sniffing are covered, of course. The ladies are back, live, next week!
37:09
July 05, 2020
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July 03, 2020
Episode 82: Real People-Ben Is Back
Carol is exposed to Covid, so the recording takes place over Zoom with a return of Bitch Boi Ben. Despite being a music and sound guy, Ben records from a car in his mother's driveway on an uncharged phone. A hat is raised to Zoomers and K-pop Stans for the Tulsa punk. The trio play a word association game lifted from Carl Jung, and then they chat with Ben's dead great-grandmother.
42:21
June 28, 2020
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June 26, 2020
Episode 81: The Tough Conversations
Jen has an unfortunate experience at a mammogram while Carol continues bitching about last week's sound fiasco. Carol explains her current anxiety and the ladies contemplate whether their mothers are part of Antifa. Carol's is having less sex and Jen tries to pep her up with a sandwich bracket competition. Finally, the hard truth about innie and outie assholes.
49:24
June 21, 2020
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00:56
June 20, 2020
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June 14, 2020
Episode 80: An 80's Style Shit Show
Carol and Jen discuss the continuing protests and the brilliant Kimberly Latrice Jones whom Carol has a girl crush on. Also, Lindsey Graham's taint moles are contemplated. The ladies play an 80's TV theme show quiz that culminates in the realization that Jen screwed up the audio. She blames it on the absent Walter and Carol has a melt-down. A pretty typical episode, actually.
40:08
June 14, 2020
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June 08, 2020
Episode 79: You're About to Lose Your Job
The world is exploding and we talk about it (to the best of our abilities). But there's still time to share Sharon's chipmunk assault and tips on how to tape your face for a Zoom meeting.  
42:26
June 07, 2020
Episode 78: Real People-Brie Bordeaux and Her BitchBoi Ben
Carol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi. Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, or Jen? And a fantastic sweep of Drag Jeopardy leaves Carol ugly.
38:54
May 31, 2020
Episode 77: The Official MSL Everything
Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left official picks. Lastly, the death of the ASS.
45:16
May 24, 2020
Episode 76: The Truth About Alicia
Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. Alicias. They wrap it up with The Ten Stages of Quarantine. Also, Carol tells Jen (in a very unsympathetic way) that she's been cheating on her.
44:32
May 17, 2020
Episode 75: Carol's Bible Study
Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or maybe just the middle-ish times. Also, she challenges Jen to a revenge Scat-agories.
43:26
May 10, 2020
Episode 74: The World is Going to the Animals
This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear Daddy from a fan whose masterbating habits have been hobbled by the quarantine. Lastly, a quiz: Yoga Pose or Sex Position.
42:29
May 03, 2020