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Monday Morning Papers

Monday Morning Papers

By Conrad Jack
Monday Morning Papers addresses the news of the day. Specifically what MSN's homepage has selected as the news of the day. As the banner scrolls by with headlines, the guys pick and choose the stories that work best for them.
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MMP "CLOSED FOR CLEANING"
On this episode of Monday Morning Papers the guys come together to discuss the world outbreak and the movie Outbreak.  The Rev. Jack Rounds calls in to sell his "Purple Potion" cure all drink in this time of fear.  Skinman shows up drunk and in full vacation mode dressed to impress and full of spirit.  Coach Casey goes off about people taking all the toilet paper and cleaning supplies and knows how many dirty butts are walking around because of it.  With the annual "GUYS" trip coming up for Those Guys from Wichita cast, the MMP guys call all the casino's in Oklahoma to try and talk them into staying open or doing private parties.  A story on Meth curing, Skinman's itchy balls, a lady clamming to be the daughter of JFK and Marilyn Monroe and more stories. 
1:11:55
March 24, 2020
MMP the week of
Monday Morning Papers presented by Those Guys from Wichita brings you the strange and off brand. This week we discuss worst cars used as Uber, a man beat near to death with a hamster given as a present and Colorado being sneaky and having Pot sponsored road side signs.  
1:07:51
March 16, 2020
MMP REAL SWEET 16
On this weeks episode of Monday Morning Papers, Coach Casey stopped and grabbed 16 standard candy bars and the guys voted on the best stock candy bar (Casey had never had a heath bar) over 4 rounds of grueling competition.  A cop calls a suspect during a high speed chase to talk him into pulling over.  A drunk explosive expert blows up the wrong building and a man dives his car off a 6 story car garage. 
1:05:12
March 4, 2020
MMP Shark bite
This week on Monday Morning Papers its gets heated twice as Casey and Andy find out they are pawns of the Political system. Casey is just grumpy cause he erased all of his text messages on his phone.  From the world of strange and off the wall, Skinman brings a story about a man who is bitten by a shark moments after a shark selfie (duh). Some signs the world is getting better with a story on the low Oscar ratings and a failed Italian job robbery. A Rock/Oprah presidential ticket is discussed, Indian burial grounds blown up to make room for the wall, spill stories (Casey spilled gallon of oil at work) and an extra long round out Mary, Bury or Carry.  
1:33:20
February 14, 2020
Alone Again
This week on Monday Morning Papers (paperboy) they guys leave Coach stranded to do the show alone.  Have you have been sitting around and waiting for your buddies to show up and do a new podcast with you and decided to get super high while waiting and then they don't show and you end up having to to the show alone? well me too.  After letting you into his heart to see his hurt side, Coach decides its time to do some news kind of.  He may have got too high waiting for Skinman and Andy and realized it once he started the show (but like the great Larry King says "the show must go on"). As he stumbles through a couple stories about left over hurricane supplies, Harry and Megan and a serial killer that lived in plan sight.  He also gives you his take on the Superbowl and why he cares and why he doesn't.  Cast should be back next week. 
36:48
January 22, 2020
THE LONG WALK
On this week of Monday Morning Papers presented by Those Guys from Wichita, Skinman show up early for the show to tell Coach and Andy hello but leaves before the show starts to go change tires in the Target parking lot.  Andy's wife wants him to lie more on his job application but he is busy trying to figure out an algorithm that companies are using to hire these days. Andy picks the Tigers to win the National Championship (the orange ones that look like Tony the Tiger), and Coach picks LSU to be different than Andy. Animal hitting stories bring up a horrible story from Casey's past in which he was forced to ride around in a car covered with cow poop on the side of it for months. Go figure MLB got caught cheating again, 40 thing to stop over 40 (for the old guys on the show), an illegal gas station on a guys back yard in Las Vegas and the guy that Casey wanted to give "Man of the Year" for breaking into a Taco Bell and cooking his own food then taking a nap before stealing electronics. The place you go for the news you need to know. 
1:26:50
January 14, 2020
Time Square Sucks
Casey, Skinman, and Andy sit down to discuss the New Years recap. Casey makes up New Years Resolutions for the guys. War talk. Angry Andy with the news. Monday Morning Papers is an additional show that is recorded live every Monday evening at "Those Guys From Wichita" Studios. You can subsribe to on: @Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5DBYRpysfGKutwOslJmHqH @Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-papers/id1441348091 @Playapod:https://playapod.com/search/monday%20morning%20papers
1:17:38
January 10, 2020
TIME SQUARE SUCKS
This week on Monday Morning Papers presented by "Those Guys in Wichita" after taking a week off for the Holidays (really Casey was broke from Vegas again and couldn't afford to turn on the lights) the guys get back together to catch up on the news.  Andy comes in pissed at his wife for drinking a gallon of wine before his sons basketball and making him late to the show, Skinman drinks a gallon of beer to try and make Andy feel like he is still with his wife during the show.  Casey tells the guys live on air that he lost $900 dollars in Vegas and doesn't know how to tell his wife, but she is listening and finds out.  From a Corvette speared with a street sign, 10k trash cans in Alabama with a funny misspelling to all the nightmares that actually take place on New Years and at Time Square. Our new, our time and our view's only. 
1:17:38
January 10, 2020
Xmas special
Merry Christmas 
1:08:57
December 24, 2019
PB Willow
This week on Monday Morning Papers Skinman is running late and then spend the first 20 min of the show working on his homework that Casey assigned him. Andy is still mad that he is over qualified for jobs that won't hire him, and explains why they are dumb for not letting him in. Casey gets defeated by technology to  start the show but comes fighting back and get facebook working. From 141 yr old fruitcake, cats trained to steal from neighbors and Citrus spill in Orange county that gets sticky we bring you our version of the new. We also give you our personal Top 10 Movie lists and not surprising knowing our cast its not you normal top movies (Andy had Willow in top 10).
1:18:11
December 17, 2019
PB Bear Theft
This week with Andy out selling scrap metal and Plasma for Christmas presents the guys do there best to fill the void. Skinman goes to the Christmas parade hoping for chocolate chewy gum (tootsie rolls) to find out the candy was only for the kids. Casey goes to a birthday party and gets into a political debate and clears the room. Casey take up most of the show with his damn top 100 tv show of all time list, which he makes him mad because none of his show are low enough. We do a story on a bear that may or may not be trained to break into cars at an airport in Alaska. Also in keeping with my top lists Skinman bring the top 20 most hated football players of all time and Casey is amazed at the top 5.  Back next week with a new plan and Andy.
1:34:16
December 10, 2019
Paperboys "Mexican Bologna"
The guys come together after Thanksgiving to discuss the holiday and compare dinner plans. Skinman does a traditional "Skin family" beer rock Thanksgiving with pickled pigs feet and deviled eggs and 26 different deserts. Andy and his wife pocket the money donated for dinner and pick there meal up from the local food bank.  Casey brags about running a 5k (not a marathon) and whines about his sports teams sucking like normal.  With the holidays upon us we find stories of people trying to get food into the US, from 154 lbs of Mexican Bologna to meth transported in goat intestines and even a hungry meth (math) teacher. We wrap the episode up with top tech gifts for the Christmas season. 
1:40:24
December 3, 2019
MMP Lite
This was supposed to be the first week of the new cast of Monday Papers and Casey ended up alone. With Skinman sick (cold) and Andy sick (also cold) Casey pulls it together and does a show alone. In the face of fear he delivers one of his finest hours, not really he stumbles through the show alone in search of some friend to help him guide the ship home.  End up being 35 min of good times and technology fails.  
39:02
November 19, 2019
MMP Dung Gin
On this MMP, Casey starts out hyped after the intro sets him into a rage. Skinman is late but just in time for marry, bury and take everywherey. Andy show up for his first Monday Papers and brings the crime beat and game new. We read from different news sites and end up reading the worst foods in the world for you, which makes us sad since they are all of our favorites. 
1:04:06
November 19, 2019
Space Force Luck
We discuss spaceforce and the lesbian breakup in space, Crocs, Hot outfits for women to wear compared to Molly Ringwald. Hottest black actors. We're looking at you Black guy from Rudy. Plus Andrew Luck. Because Why Not.
1:20:29
August 27, 2019
Great thinkers
Conrad and Casey get back together to discuss how social media effects the troubled youth. A few ideas on approaching a solution to the problems of these violent acts. Plus yell at idiots who drive around with crap in their car. 
1:17:54
August 20, 2019
MONDAY AGAIN (WEEK LATE)
After a month apart Conrad and Casey are back together and the idea's are flowing. Conrad is buying a Bowling alley and Casey is starting a no employee, self serve restaurant. With plenty of news out there for you the guys skip past most of if and bring what they feel is relevant. 
1:18:23
June 11, 2019
Paperboy "ALONE"
On this weeks episode of Monday Morning Papers (paperboy) Casey is left to fend for himself.  With Conrad off fighting fires in Nebraska and Skinman on his death bed, Casey pulls it together and get way to high and still does a show. From the NBA finals to his anger about the lady that sued McDonald's for hot coffee on herself, nothing is off limits.  Whats the difference between "friends" and "Neighbor friends"?  Rodman is at it again, this time stealing a 400 lbs crystal, and sounds like Lori will have a really "FULL HOUSE" in prison. If you ever wanted to spend some alone time with Casey, this is your chance.  Download and support the show and tell a friend. 
1:04:32
May 14, 2019
This week with Skinman and Casey
This week on Monday Morning Papers (this week with Skinman and The Coach ) with Conrad off tending to his Diamond Mines, Skinman steps in as Co-host and tries to keep Casey as far off track as his can.  With the so many thing in the news this week, we still pick and choose the things that matter to us. Casey goes off about random crap and Skinman has another family reunion. 
1:04:57
April 30, 2019
Monday Morning Papers episode #420
Back in the Studio with Conrad off this week doing cooking classes with his wife, Skinman steps in to help Casey try and remember what he did this weekend. An April 20th Wedding that Casey reads way to much into and other 4/20 holiday fail stories. Skinman riles Casey up with the forbidden 3 topics (listen to find them out), and other news from around the world.  
1:12:30
April 23, 2019
At the Park
 Conrad and Casey go to a Local park to discuss Tiger Woods, Crappy Dogs, The Notre Dame fire, and the Difference between Dollar General and Dollar Tree.  
43:15
April 16, 2019
Pizza Hut
The guys head on over to pizza hut, and start speculating on the days events. But they are idiots. So enjoy.  www.theconradandjackshow.com
48:50
April 2, 2019
Live from Applebees
Conrad and Casey sit down at Applebee's and approach the topics of the day. With the vim and vigor that only two white privileged podcasters can have. 
48:56
March 26, 2019
Olympic Village
Connie Casey and Skinman, bring you up to date on the happenings of the world. Like Olympic village sex, paying athletes, detective tricks, and whats going on with Mama June's cover girl career.  The Conrad and Jack Show
1:18:57
March 19, 2019
Swine Dining
Conrad and Casey are back in studio. The guys discuss empowerment, courage, commitment, bravery, and purpose.   Enjoy with family and friends. Like Share and Review. 
1:38:47
March 12, 2019
Episode 17
In Preparation for Las Vegas and with the studio under construction the Monday Morning Papers crew is packing and reloading MSN on all there computers. Enjoy last years before Vegas Paperboys. 
50:53
February 26, 2019
Conrad's Fireside Chat
On this episode, Conrad sits down in his dark basement next to a fire and tries to make you smile.
59:09
February 21, 2019
High Casey Rambles
In a world of idiots trying to spout their opinions about stuff that is made up anyway. We fit right in. 
57:01
February 12, 2019
PB Simply Safe
Super Bowl, Gypsy Dentists, Ghost Dogs, Pizza Rolls, Personal Protection Helicopters. What more could you want. 
1:07:12
February 5, 2019
PB "Vanilla Drank"
This week on Monday Morning Papers (Paperboys) with the Shutdown over Casey and Skinman are back and  pick the Superbowl winners. Casey asks his wife for more storage for his clothes and gets smaller furniture instead, Skinman has a family reunion lite and gets hammered on Vanilla Extract and ride and the hood of a car down the highway after a traffic accident. Being Superbowl week they discuss the top Commercials of all time for the big game. 
1:26:52
January 29, 2019
Monday Morning Paper (Burgers?)
This week on Monday Morning Papers (Paperboys), Conrad if off coaching the future WWE stars of tomorrow and Skinman stops in to fill the void. Casey tries pushing his new Reducetarian agenda on everyone and teaches Skinman his new lifestyle.  Only 2 states left with 3.2 percent beer and we make fun of them. Bomb squad is called in on a NASA experiment and more stories gone wrong found here. We search the internet and find the stories that matter to us.  
1:33:24
January 25, 2019
Monday Morning Papers "No News"
On this weeks Monday Morning Papers (Paperboys) the guys return from there Holiday break powered up and ready to go. All the stories on MSN this week are political so we discuss life and how we got here and what they have been up to during the break. Plans for the 2019 Conrad and Jack Vegas tour are being finalized and Casey get the studio ready for a show on 5 min notice. Normally we search the Internet and bring you the stories that matter... to us. 
1:10:25
January 14, 2019
Full House
Chris Rock is in trouble from a clip on HBO where he didn't shame Louie CK. Yes it is as confusing as it sounds. We tried. Enjoy. 
1:05:00
December 26, 2018
Monday Morning Papers "Last Movies"
On this weeks Monday Morning Papers (Paperboys), Conrad's back and the guys come up with some great ideas on the way to make movies for the "Serious Actors" and other actors who have already played there best roles. They also come up with some ideas for the fallen actors of 2018. A man almost wins The Miss Universe Contest and he's pretty and other strange things in Spain. Come with us down a journey of news discovery. 
1:23:57
December 18, 2018
Monday Morning Papers "No Rules"
This week on Monday Morning Papers "Paper Boys" While Conrad is off having another surgery, Skinman steps in to help Casey fly the Paper Boys plane again. They throw out the rules again and break the MSN format to bring you news around the world. Famous people endorsing bad products, Teachers telling students Santa's not real, Ice Picks and Mushroom tips and more on this weeks episode. 
1:10:35
December 11, 2018
Monday Morning Papers "Rack'em"
On this weeks Monday Morning Papers "Paperboy" Conrad is back from Wresting accident and the surgery went well. Casey has started a new life since Conrad was last with him and he struggles to adapt. The guys discuss the recent passing of H.W. in the news and then turn there attention to Sports (a first on Monday Morning Papers). We search the internet to bring you the news that matters to us. 
1:10:32
December 3, 2018
Monday Morning Papers "Black Pepper Friday"
This week on Monday Morning Papers, one of the Paperboys is missing and Skinman steps in to bring you all the Animal news you may have missed. We find out what Chris Hanson has been up to and Casey races Jesus in a 5k. Pepper Spray and Stun guns are a big part of Black Friday and we find all the stories about them. We search the internet to bring you the news that matters to us. 
1:20:28
November 27, 2018
Monday Morning Papers "No Rentals"
On this weeks Monday Morning Papers (Paperboys) the guys search MSN for the stories that matter. Since Conrad could not start his Dingo the old man at the counter would not rent it to him. Casey wakes up just in time for the show and the news flows. 
1:33:44
November 19, 2018
Monday Morning Papers (Skinned )
This week on Monday Morning Papers (Paperboys) Casey takes the Keys to the Plane and um, um fumbles the take take off. Special Co-host Skinman helps steady the plane from the tower and other than some normal turbulence is a smooth flight. Oranges and Iguana stuffed in cars, Tiger sheds, Wife sheds and Casey attacking his neighbors on this weeks show. We search the internet and bring you the news that matters to us. 
1:17:35
November 13, 2018
Monday Morning Papers Takeover
On this weeks Monday Morning Papers (Paperboys) the guys discuss the future of the world and how the plot of Terminator is playing out as we speak. The former owner of the Clippers ex-girlfriend follows Conrad to the studio and Casey gets his hair cut like Mark Davis.  We give everyone 1 hr of time back as we stop time, and possibly change the course of music history. We bring you the news that matters. 
1:12:00
November 6, 2018
Monday Morning Papers-01
On this weeks Monday Morning Papers "Paperboys" the guys cover School Jerks, Kansas Rain (bottled at the source), lack of Wet T-shirt contests, and Chubb's hand. Coffee & Chilli also stop by and Conrad tries to fit in at a Bush wedding. #FreeJoe is born from an alleged Ryder incident. We search the internet and bring the best news to the light. 
1:15:32
November 5, 2018