Monkey Goo And Other Delights

Trevor, Matt, and Lizzie sit down for a In-Depth conversation with actor/performer James Cook (True Blood, Community) and discuss the pitfalls and trials young actors face when arriving in Hollywood and how he manages to stay positive and grateful.

Hosts

      Trevor W. Heasley

      Matt Bourgeois 

      Lizzie O'Neal

Guest

      James Killebrew

Special Guest

      James Cook

Hosts Trevor W. Heasley, Matt Bourgeois, Guest James Killebrew, and Lizzy O'Neil, each tell terrifying tales with a common theme 

The guys Talk to this episodes guest about what its like to have and live with the medical condition known as Lupis.  

Take a dive into the worst that Craig's list has to offer, Hosts Matt and Trevor read classic and new posts as the find the best of the worst, this episode is not suitable for children nor endorsed by any church

You-tube link with Video of episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgvi7klNKXE

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After a Mysterious Email and an even stranger secret meeting, a secret is shared.  Join us this episode as we discuss what secrets were revealed to us by a stranger claiming to be Illuminati.    We tell all. 

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00;01;58;28 Breaking Bad with a Fanny Pack

03 00;05;07;07  A Happy Potato

04 00;06;15;27 Bullet Bar

05 00;07;55;13 Matt’s Formula for Men and Women

06 00;09;19;23 Master Rooster Blocking

07 00;09;55;17  The Last Egyptian King

08 00;12;01;25  You Can Do it Yeeeeeah

09 00;12;41;06 The “Ungetable” Joke

10 00;14;00;06 Matt’s Stolen Intro

11 00;14;41;05 Kids Say the Darnedest Things

12 00;14;54;03 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 1)

13 00;21;14;28  The Earth is Still Flat

14 00;24;36;12 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 2)

15 00;30;09;29 Lori Laughlin’s College woes

16 00;34;38;08 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 3)

17 00;39;39;05 Uber Complaints

18 00;47;06;00 Bean Beans Good for Your Heart

19 00;49;17;09 End Music

In this episode the guys try to examine the conspiracy Theory's that intrigue them the most.

01 00:00:02:00 Intro

02 00;01;39;27 A Good Reason to Quit Weed

03 00;04;43;15 Old Man Trevor Vs. Millennial

04 00;09;08;23 WAll-E…. But, Were They Happy

05 00;11;31;01 Sean Gets Literally Literal

06 00;13;41;26 Million Dollar Sound Design

07 00;14;42;28 Death Hoax

08 00;17;20;03 Porn and Drug Use

09 00;20;32;14 Restarting the Goo

10 00;20;49;15 Why Can’t We Be Friends

11 00;22;28;28 Don’t Google Blue Waffle

12 00;25;16;21 Conspiracy Theories

13 00;26;51;27 Conspiracy #1 - Trevor is an Alien

14 00;29;57;25 Conspiracy #2 - First Ladies w/Extra Package

15 00;31;41;21 Conspiracy #3 - Stephen King and John Lennon

16 00;32;33;10 Conspiracy #4 - JFK and Marilyn Monroe

17  00;35;16;16 Conspiracy #5 - 1600-1900

18 00;36;28;18 That Time Google Laughed at Us

19 00;37;28;15 Conspiracy #6 - Jim Morrison Hippy Operative

20 00;39;35;09 Conspiracy #7 - 9/11

21  00;45;10;19 The Final Hitler Conspiracy

22 00;48;44;00 Thanos is not a Villain

23 00;58;01;24 The Final Thought

24 01;02;09;03 End Music

Trevor talks about the history of Halloween and Matt comes out as a Flat Earth Denier. Plus a Edgar Allen Poe Poem (The Raven) read by Matt..

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00:01:40:07 Welcome

03 00:01:49:05 Spicy Chicken Photos

04 00:03:20:07 On The Turning Away

05 00:05:50:16 New Listener

06 00:07:01:00 Pretending to be Annoyed

07 00:08:52:20 Poem: Antigonish (Matt)

08 00:11:22:02 Plague On Sesame Street

09 00:14:20:12 Halloween Facts

01 00:16:15:10 Candy Corn

11 00:18:01:14 The Legend of Stingy Jack

12 00:20:02:08 Trick or Treating

13 00:21:57:10 House Upon the Hill

14 00:23:29:21 An Empty Chair for David Miscavage

15 00:25:53:00 The Blood of Stan Lee

16 00:27:58:21 No KY in Jail, Period

17 00:28:43:03 Dyslexic Incarcerated Youths

18 00:30:21 :03 Come at Me Brah

19 00:31:05:1 9 Sexual Harassment Training

20 00:32:29:03   Satan and Satanist

21 00:35:33:04 Quote Trivia - Who Said ‘dat

22 00:38:51:08 Mandela Effect (Part I)

23 00:40:05:12 Flat Earth

24  00:48:46:19 Bible Thumping

25 00:51:43:22 Constantine

26 00:54:06:13 Mandela Effect (part II)

27 01:11:12:08 Poem: The Raven (Matt)

28  01:21:23:16 Raven’s Meaning

29 01:22:56:07 The Final Thought

30 01:23:17:22 End Music

The guys discuss Divine Intervention and the things that scare them most, Sleep paralysis, Aliens, and Charlotte's Web

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00;01;36;04 Alien Gonzales

03 00;05;24;05 Scare-a-normal Drunktivity

04 00;09;11;03 The Spider Omen

05 00;12;50;19 Doctor Sleep

06 00;15;24;23 Thou Shalt Duck and Wait

07 00;22;48;09 Puppy Petting

08 00;23;19;17 A Nightmare on Goo Street

09 00;33;28;01 To Hardwick a Predator

10 00;34;30;20 Just The Tip

11 00;43;15;00 End Music

The guys get a call from Sean's long distance girlfriend, who they believe may be a catfish. Special guest Michelle.

01 00:00:02:00 Intro

02 00:01:31:01 The Phone Call

03 00:02:11:22 Q&A with A Nigerian Princess Catfish

04 00:03:48:07 Interrogation Begins

05 00:04:39:23 Physical description

06 00:05:44:10 A Seven Listener Orgy

07 00:06:56:13 Vagenis and Thor

08 00:08:29:09 Nordic to be Found

08 00:09:19:00 More Q&A with The Somalian Pirate Fish

09 00:16:11:09 Strapping on for TMZ

10 00:17:11:09 The Rains Down in Africa

11 00:17:49:20 I Am the Captain now

12 00:20:26:13 Attack of the Hiccups

13  00:22:12:23 Good Byes

14  00:22:30:22 As Sappy as Somewhere Out There

15 00:25:02:10 Open Mike Night Challenge

16 00:27:27:02 The Smushed Butterfly Joke

17 00:30:19:10 Racist Eenie Meanie Miney Mo

18 00:32:09:11 The Best Worst Comedy in The World

19 00:34:14:19 Replace it with Brother

10 00:37:42:11 The Walking Dead

11  00:38:19:02 Dude…Dude…Dude…Doooood

12 00:44:03:12 End Music

Trevor drops a stink bomb, Matt hates on Stephen King and the guys are visited by Ghost

01 00;00;01;00  Intro

01 00;01;17;13  The Wilhelm Scream

03 00;02;04;05  The Stink Bomb Story

04 00;05;21;11  A Bronx Tale

05 00;08;29;17  Sean Leaks  For Rosario Dawson 

06 00;09;59;17  Traci Lords Revisited   ****

07 00;10;59;20  Ghostbusters 

08 00;15;15;15  Stephen King’s Stereo Instructions

09 00;22;01;03  F**k, Marry, Kill..   **

10 00;22;36;00  What’s your Favorite…

11 00;23;19;17  LGBTQ-Bert

12 00;26;14;21  Here Kitty Kitty

13 00;27;07;25  Special Announcement 7 More

14 00;29;14;26  The Shroom Thing

15 00;30;13;10  Ghost Story 1 “The Homeless Beer Ghost”

16 00;36;37;13  Ghost Story 2 “Roosevelt Hotel Room 303”

17 00;41;19;14  The Unexplainable Unexplained Ghost 

18 00;42;06;18  Outro

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00;01;48;00 Dora and the Department of Social services 

03 00;03;16;08 Sum Ting Wong With Flight 187

04 00;05;38;09 Reverse Racism

05 00;08;54;26 Progenitors of the Narrative

06 00;10;13;12 Dyslexia History and Education

07 00;15;23;19 Red Headed, Left Handed, Stuttering Freak

08 00;16;45;00 Grade School Stories

09 00;20;51;15 A Vault of Knowledge

10 00;22;18;22 The Reviews Are In 

11 00;27;15;27 Spanking The Moop / Matt Takes a Tihs

12 00;29;25;04 Low Budget Films with Great Sound

13 00;33;11;02 Our Backyard Bullshit Sound

14 00;36;12;08 Stephen King and Dean’s Koont

15 00;40;21;00 Finding Love Thru Kevin Smith Movies 

16 00;41;44;21 Dyslexic Mistake at Work

17 00;45;44;02 Matt’s Unicorn

18 00;47;07;07 Anne Rice and The Vampire Lestat

19 00;47;55;00 Hitler Saves Puppies 

20 00;50;54;29 Send Complaints to…  

21 00;52;27;22 Do you Support Hitler? 

22 00;55;29;07 Outro

The guy's talk conspiracy's, Storm Area 51, and Trevor has his first ”all gender" bathroom experience*.

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00;01;45;26 It’s Halloween (Fake News) **

03 00;02;02;08 American Crime Story - OJ Simpson

04 00;03;47;27 Loving the Love Guru / Bring It On

05 00;04;29;19 Keeping Kevin Smith in a Jar **

06 00;05;56;04 The Sandwich Scandal

07 00;09;33;04 Sean and Matt Get Thrown Under The Bus

08 00;15;41;12 Storming Area 51

09 00;20;15;24 The Great Kreskin Glover’s Prediction

10 00;22;08;22 Jay and Pam’s Area 51 Wedding Day Adventure

11 00;23;47;00 The Real Lisa Simpson

12 00;24;21;07 Scrotal Inflammation and Taint Rash

13 00;24;55;11 Neil Degrasse Tyson Smokes Weed

14 00;25;28;11 Marijuana’s Sorted History, Benefits, and Uses 

15 00;30;30;17 Just Build Shit Here

16 00;32;14;28 CBD

17 00;33;00;13 Medicinal Solutions for Anxiety

18 00;35;51;27 Snorting Sugar Lines. **

19 00;36;27;17 Cupcakes and Windmills

20 00;38;12;22 Trevor’s First All Genders Bathroom Experience. **

21 00;39;16;02 No Cerveza No Trabajo

22 00;40;16;07 Pot-head Statute Of Liberties. **

23 00;41;34;29 The Doctor’s Office

24 00;42;52;18 The Mall-Rat Reunion Show

25 00;45;02;08 Matt and Sean Wander Off

26 00;45;42;01 Susan’s Underwear is Worse Than Yours. **

27 00;47;52;28 Scooter’s Helicopter

28 00;49;02;27 Truth or Dare With Doc

29 00;49;15;12 The Simple Penis Game

30 00;50;19;00 Another Favorite Game to Play

31 00;50;49;22 Dad Jokes and Video Games

32 00;52;34;00 Surviving Childhood. **

33 00;54;25;27 Surviving Parenthood.**

34  00;58;38;22 Outro

Matt takes the Kinsey Scale test to see just how "Gay" he is.

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00;01;30;03 Poo Poo Problems

03 00;02;56;01 Kenny’s Penis Hum

04 00;04;52;14 Damn Dog

05 00;06;21;28 Preparing The Kinsey Test

06 00;07;13;16 Going Gay to Get Chicks

07 00;07;32;08 The One In My High School

08 00;08;10;11 Sean’s Awobics Class

09 00;09;17;15 Restarting The Episode

10 00;09;53;28 How Gay is Matt 

11 00;13;58;13 Disney Princess Jafar

12 00;14;47;15 Starting the Test

13 00;15;10;23 Only 2 Options, Man or Woman

14 00;15;39;01 The First Question - Sexual Desire

15 00;17;30;19 Kinsey’s History  

16 00;18;52;26 Not Touching the Holocaust, Nope

17 00;19;30;26 Next Question - Sexual Intercourse Interest

18 00;21;06;02 Turtle Power

19 00;21;33;08 Next Question - Orientation Confidence

20 00;22;07;20 Critiquing the Test

21 00;23;14;18 Last Weeks Charlie Day Today

22 00;24;15;10 Next Question / Eiffel Tower

23 00;26;57;15 A Needed Disclaimer. **

23 00;27;19;11 Next Question - Attraction

24 00;27;30;02 Last Question - Sub or Dom

25 00;28;02;10 A Beer With Mel Gibson As We Wait

26 00;31;45;17 The Results Are In

27 00;33;33;18 Results Explained Using Star Wars and Sitcoms

28 00;35;55;08 Elvis and Mr Pink

29 00;36;20;26 Tens Of People. **

30 00;36;32;29 Inspiring Words By Kevin Smith

31 00;39;45;00 ATM - It’s Still Not Okay

32 00;41;52;08 Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came

33 00;42;20;17 Stephen King’s Number one Fan /  Worst Critic

34 00;49;44;11 Halloween (Not Yet) **

35 00;49;55;04 Kathleen Kennedy’s Dick. **

36 00;50;49;24 Something Positive About The Last Jedi

37 00;54;14;21 Outro

To make it very clear. Jay Leno did not never rape nobody on the this show.

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00;01;10;08 Sean’s Mondo Dookey Drop 

03 00;03;27;01 Porn Stars Over 18 and Traci Lords Movies. **

04 00;04;23;16 A Sexually Depraved Show About Nothing. **

05 00;04;45;16 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part I)

06 00;05;31;22 A Kevin Smith Sighting

07 00;06;52;15 Chris From The Audience

08 00;07;14;08 Cool Black Cat  **

09 00;09;34;17 Burbank Jay Leno Stories

10 00;12;16;27 Soulless Gingers and Louie CK

11 00;13;39;07 MDMA Therapy

12 00;16;34;16 The insane Guy In a Wheelchair

13 00;17;22;11 The Next Stage of Evolution 

14 00;18;34;27 Palliative Care

15 00;19;54;09 Drinks With Cosby  **

16 00;20;14;24 Elderly Sexual Beings

17 00;24;02;27 Matt's Impressions

18 00;27;52;06 Taco Taco Burrito Burrito

19 00;29;38;28 Disclaimer

20 00;29;58;16 Keanu Reeves Make a Wish

21 00;30;50;08 Juan the Lyft Driver

22 00;36;52;09 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part II)

23 00;38;06;14 Fun With Ashes

24 00;39;15;07 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part III)

25 00;40;46;10 Vodka Shooters

26 00;41;01;00 Woke By a Bullet Bar

27 00;43;41;09 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part IV)

28   00;46;46;01 The Stigma of Being a Bi Guy

29 00;53;02;12 Talking To Trannys About Sports

30 00;57;10;25 Assuming Matt's Gender / Sup Dude

31 00;58;13;29 What Sean Wants. 

32 01;02;22;20 Advice for a Better Relationship

33 01;04;45;24 Rocky Dennis Doppelgänger

34 01;05;40;19 Never Go Ass To Mouth (Part V)

35 01;06;57;15 Asking the Question

35 01;09;35;11 Outro

Sean and Trevor take a test to see if they are psychopaths

01 00;00;01;00 Intro

02 00:01:22:16 Choosing

03 00:02:34:02 Starting the Psychopath Test

04 00:03:22:03 The First Question - Tongue Tied **

05 00:04:19:01 Next Question

06 00:11:47:10 Impatient For Tacos

07 00:13:21:05 Next Next Questions

08 00:19:04:23 Ladies Room Mishap **

09 00:22:36:17 Next Next Next Questions

10 000:30:26:02 Women Should Not Wear Pants, Because…Jesus

11 00:34:50:09 Back to the Test

12 00:39:05:21 Sean’s Final Question

13 00:39:43:13 Trevor’s Last Four Questions

14 00:41:00:02 Trevor’s Final Question

15 00:41:13:08 The Story of ****** *******

16 00:43:13:08 Submitting Test

17 00:45:57:09 Outro