Moody Broads
By Moody Broads
Moody BroadsMar 19, 2021
Ep 79 : Riley interviews a fake marine biologist (West Coast)
Rachele Riley picks up her menfolk from a drunken gold day. Her friend Brandon, discusses his fake marine biology institute and Zach (aka Rachele's husbandito) learns that Riley used to lie about being from Sussex in her younger days.
Ep 76 : West Coast Moody Broads
In an effort to produce more content for our lovely listeners, we now bring you extra episodes with bonus hosts! Rachele Riley has Morgan Geremia on the podcast in a new spinoff we have lovingly dubbed West Coast Moody Broads! Morgan is a full time nursing student, business owner and mom of two. This week they discuss thriving in chaos, Riley's life with a new puppy in the mix, balancing it all when you have to work and learn from home, breaking a trauma cycle, meditation and who the snackiest cartoon character is.
Ep 75: The Meta Momma (with Niki Thacker)
Niki joins the gals to talk about being a Medium and tarot card reader! From when she first started seeing faces no one else could see to reaching a point where she politely makes time to talk to the deceased, she answers all of our questions and more. She discusses the importance of intuition and how to learn to trust those gut feelings we all have and they discuss what happens when we die and how being in touch with spirits has affected Niki's beliefs and feelings about death. We love her so much and know you will too!
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Ep 74 : Cults, Squirrels & Butthole Bleach (with JESSIE WISEMAN)
Prepare to meet your new girl-crush because the gals are joined by Jessie Wiseman and she is THE BEST! They talk about motherhood, marriage, Hilaria Baldwin and her fake Spanish accent, the value of a well placed handjob, felonious squirrels, why women love learning about true crime, and bleaching your butthole at home.
Go check out both of Jessie's podcasts, DRINKIN BROETTES and ROSS PATTERSON REVOLUTION.
Ep 73 : The Covid Chronicles (with special guest RICO LOPEZ)
The gals get an extra special gift for Christmas this year: COVID! The only silver lining is that OG friend of the pod, Rico, has Covid too. Recorded on New Years Day and full of complaining, they discuss what they would do if they came back from the dead and found their spouse married to their best friend, how gay men and straight women have a similar male type for their sexual fantasies, how Riley has a personal vendetta against mayo, and Rangel's grandma telling her how she regrets not sleeping with some guy in the 70s.
Ep 71 : Thanksgiving is the real Christmas Eve.
Rangel argues that Thanksgiving is the superior holiday. Riley explains how she accidentally BBQ-ed a canyon rat. They discuss how annoying it is when people in new relationships try to say they are soulmates and how MGK and Megan Fox's are clearly in a codependent relationship. They ponder what happens to breast implants when you die, and why some people seem to be really upset that Harry Styles wore a dress on the cover of vogue. Also on the docket; the icebox killer, Riley's obsession with fancy wood, how we are all in the midst of never ending existential crisis.
Ep 70 : WHY YOU JELLY?
The gals discuss jealousy in relationships. Why it happens, the signs that it's becoming unhealthy, and how to deal with it. Some people don't get jealous at all while some people get HELLA jealous. Let's talk about it shall we?! Also on the docket: when your actual ghost husband develops a cocaine habit, putting a banana in your vagina (do not do this btw), why peaky blinders will make you horny but only when Cillian Murphy is scowling and Riley's eternal quest to make Harry Styles become her BFF.
Ep 69: tall men, glitter and election stress
Rangel has a cold and sounds like garbage, Riley shares some tough personal stuff she's been dealing with, they discuss how they plan on dealing with election stress by starting a commune where they are the beloved leaders. Also on the docket, Instagram knowing what you're thinking, having dreams about celebrities, Rangels intense attraction to very tall men who occasionally sport glittery eyeshadow and how Riley would like Harry Styles to move in with her family and pay off her van.
Ep 68 : The stud-less ceiling.
The gals discuss people who call CPS for the wrong reasons, how no one wants to talk to their neighbors, being worn out by political posts on social media, Rangel's inability to find a ceiling joist, and wrinkly old man balls.
Ep 67 : Boner Misnomer
The gals go completely off the rails with week, discussing the logistics of taking nice nudes, how there are zero actual bones in a penis, breaking out from the "retinol uglies", how to get back into dating after a very long relationship, real-time true crime unfolding in true crime enthusiast Facebook groups and lastly, Riley tells another disgusting story. Enjoy!
Ep 66 : Antiseptic Kissing Screens: For those times when you're feeling turn of the century slutty!
The gals discuss how people dated during the Spanish Flu pandemic, why taking classes through zoom will make you want to throw the whole computer out of the window, how to make your life a little easier when everything seems impossible, and oh, why it's important to have a Wet Ass Throat (WAT) when you're trying to do a funny accent.
Ep 65 : Blue Booby
The gals discuss the concept of toxic positivity, why WAP is a great song, what kind of bird they identify as, "randonauting", trying to be flirty when you are the most awkward human ever and Riley's battle against the canyon rats of San Diego.
Ep. 64 : Women Hate Fluorescent Lighting
The gals discuss Riley's adventure to the sex shops in San Diego and how LIGHTING MATTERS and some places just naturally repel women. They discuss whether or not they could write a romance novel without being awkward as fuck and how a weekend away is necessary for a relationship once you become parents. Rangel rambles about the media and the mysterious seeds from China and they both apologize for how long it takes to post new episodes.
Ep 63 : Gluten, dairy and BEEEEEEEES
The gals discuss how Riley can't eat bread or cheese anymore and how Rangel saw a lady get chased by bees on the beach. They also talk about people having sex with masks on, how much hormonal birth control sucks and when life may or may not get back to "normal".
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Ep 62 : Overwhelmed in the Best Way (with Shelbi Seisman)
The gals are joined by equally weird (but oh so wonderful) yoga instructor and Navy Corpsman extraordinaire Shelbi Seisman, on the day before she gives birth! Randomness ensues as they discuss monkeys attacking peoples faces, getting a c-section, stealing a fish from a bird, when your husband calls you chubby, making tik-toks and what an A-spot is and how to find it!
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Ep 61 : We know, we know, the audio is bad.
The gals discuss growing up in a sex-positive home vs a more conservative one. Riley tells a horrifying story about taking a laxative. Rangel messes up the audio AS YOU CAN HEAR.
Ep 60 : Beautiful Chaos with EMILY GRAHAM
The gals welcome special guest Emily Graham to the podcast so she can grace us with her wisdom and wit! Emily is a superwoman, truly. She tells us about working in the mental health field, being a mom of FIVE, solo-parenting through deployments, and managing her daughters rising acting career. She gives us advice and insight on what really matters, letting the little stuff go, and staying sane when you have a lot on your plate.
Ep 59 : burning the midnight potting soil
The gals talk about Riley's late-night drunk gardening escapades, identity theft at the grocery store, really weird things we ate when we were little, how Kylie Jenner should chill out with the photoshop, Rangel's kid thinking she is face-timing celebs in the bathtub, and when you get covered in poison ivy and are straight up, not having a good time.
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Ep 57: walmart meat truck pizza time
The gals discuss staying quazi-sane during quarantine, accidental trips to the gynecologist, trying to talk to celebrities on IG live, how marijuana dispensaries are essential business in Cali, and like every other human being who hasn't been living under a rock, the gals talk about Joe Exotic and that bitch Carole Baskins.
ALSO, we are trying something new and uploading video of this episode to Youtube! Internet trolls may or may not rip us apart. Stay tuned to see how our self esteem holds up.
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Ep 56 : Punch Drunk
Long time no pod, and that's our bad! As we navigate #quarantine2020, we catch up on what it's like solo-parenting when everything is cancelled, Riley's online shopping habits , Joe Exotic, bidets and what it means to be a fan-woman.
Ep 55 : be weird, make friends
The gals discuss how to make friends with other moms, what makes a woman a "cougar", whether or not they've actually been sticking to (or can remember) their new years resolutions, weird ways to die in 1632 London, and how sex robots just keep getting creepier.
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Ep 54 : Ask us anything, if you want to.
Riley goes to college, Rangel's fence was smashed by a tree, the gals answer a round of "Ask Us Anything" listener questions and the Moody Merch store is LIVE!
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Ep 53 : thyroids are trash
The gals discuss how being sexy is hard and impossible, a horror story involving a tiny vibrator, how having your thyroid out of whack will literally make everything harder, self-esteem issues related to weight gain, some of the latest stories in the true crime realm, Rangel's complete inability to say "swarovski" and Riley provides another potty-training story that might make you reconsider wanting to have kids.
Ep 52 : Snail Beauty
The gals discuss sitting on cakes for money, scary men in bars, rage-cleaning, snail skincare and a GIVEAWAY!
Ep 51 : Big Bags Of Flour
The gals discuss being put on a spending freeze, how California wont let you buy citrus trees online, Ricky Gervais calling out Hollywood hypocrisy, how nudes are saving koalas, giving yourself a brazillion, bird politics and feeling like a lousy mom when your kid needs a lot of dental work,
Ep 50 : Mini Pod
The gals have an impromptu mini episode where they banter about random stuff. Riley's dry January is over, its cancelled, and her kid learned a new word. Rangel's neck hurts all the time but at least she secured herself a few more years of marriage by getting the hubs a nice bottle of scotch for Christmastime. They discuss how having kids is kind of like having really clingy roommates and why you should never let a toddler out of your sight when he has peanut butter on his face.
Ep 49 : New Years Robot-lutions
The gals catch up after the Holidays by discussing their New Years resolutions and what they learned in the 2010s. Riley does a sweeeeeeeet robot voice and Rangel says the word "community" at least 48 times.
Ep 48 : Third-Life Crisis
The gals discuss the fact that they're both in the midst of a third-life crisis. What does that mean? Honestly even they don't know. Also discussed : getting dumped after spending the entire holiday season with someone, "figging" (hint: literally has nothing to do with figs), keeping the spark alive when you've been married for a hot minute, and how mom-guilt seems to be something no one can avoid, even when you're doing you're absolute best. Warning: Riley shares another horrific poop story.
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Ep 47 : Brine Your Poultry
The gals are back and recapping their Thanksgivings and the various things happening in their lives at the moment. Riley tells us how she brined and spatchcocked a turkey, Rangel laughs a little too much at the word "spatchcock" and talks about being emo AF over the holiday weekend. Also discussed : birth control pills changing your taste in men, weird Christmas traditions, the ethics of hamster ownership, selling feet pics on the internet, and the literal *shit show* that was Riley's first attempt at potty-training the twins.
Ep 46 : Frenchies Are Trash
Rachel Rangel and Rico Lopez discuss the worlds worst french bulldog (hint: it's Duke), scary movies marathons, Instagram making "likes" invisible, T.I. making his daughter get annual hymen checks, and Christian pregnancy centers offering birth control via federal funding in 2020.
Ep 45 : Bunny Food
The gals discuss trying to eat a more plant-based diet, Epstein definitely not killing himself (surprise, surprise), CRISPR babies, a rare condition called Aphantasia, and how Riley can't watch anything scary without suffering from a severe case of the Fear Tears.
Ep 44 : Gimme Dat BEDFRAME
Riley dishes on her weekend in Vegas and why she will not rest until she owns a vibrating bed frame and a super fancy cutting board. Rangel complains about her shins hurting and why you shouldn't switch your anxiety med dosage without first consulting a doctor. They discuss celebs with huge age gaps, pandas being awkward AF, my 600 lb life, and why having two husbands is a smart home-management solution and really not that much to ask for.
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Episode 43 : The Dim-Down
The gals discuss how LEEP surgery can leave some women permanently unable to orgasm, Jameela Jamil and Sara Sampaio duking it out on Twitter over body positivity, Riley rants about how wheat is killing us all, and most importantly, what is a Dim-Down and why it's the alternative to the Glow-Up.
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Episode 42 : Riddles. Are. Stupid.
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Ep 41 : Bring back Home-Ec
The broads talk about some of the gross things you put up with when you truly love someone, Rangels newfound obsession with Sams Club, falling asleep in the bathtub, why we should be teaching more high schoolers how to cook, and juuust enough politics and food industry talk to get Riley all worked up. Enjoy!
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Ep 40 : Short stuff.
The gals discuss a few rounds of Would You Rather, dogs being douchey, and amish carriage joyrides.
Ep 39 : Butt Conventions & weird stuff about cornflakes.
The gals discuss Riley's experience with anxiety meds, how Rangel is the worst therapy patient ever, period apps that sell your info to take all your money and the phenomenon know as BUTT-CON.
Ep 38 : Sympathy Bank
Rachel and Rachele discuss the perils of grieving, Riley's recent struggles in dealing with a toxic parent, the real reason men send unsolicited dick-pics and why you really SHOULD NOT be steaming your vagina.
Ep 37 : Birthday Banjos
Ep 36 : Blindfolded goats and is virginity a social construct?
Ep 35 : Sugar Cleanses & Stuff
Ep 34 : Frozen Wolf Heads and Selling Houses
Ep 33 : Catching up
Ep 32 : Slide Time
This girl is a GEM! (with special guest Emerald Martinez)
Ep 30 : Problematic Pineapples (with special guest JARRED TAYLOR)
Ep 29 : Moody Bro (with RICO LOPEZ)
Ep 28 : Slutbot
Ep 28 : Keep Austin Dillicious (with special guest Dillion Lalor)
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