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The Morale Bros Podcast

The Morale Bros Podcast

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Join Andy and Joe- The Morale Bros as they bring their unique brand of comedy to the lives of their unsuspecting idiot friends. We will be talking everything from online dating , movies, music and more.

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The Morale Bros Review Freddy Got Fingered!

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Amber Bixby: Online dating horror stories and Advice for all
On this very special episode of the Morale Bros podcast, we welcome Austin comedian and all around awesome person Amber Bixby to talk about her new album “Teen Mom” and of course all things dating and relationships. Amber shares some very funny dates and some red flags to watch out for. Follow Amber @amberbixby on Instagram and @bixbot on Twitter. You can follow the Morale Bros @MoraleBros on Twitter and Instagram. If you’re still reading this, please consider leaving us a review. Xoxo
March 04, 2020
The Return
We took a few months off. Grew some regrettable facial hair. Then shaved that shit off and came back to podcasting. The Morale Bros return with life updates, updates on the show, a lively discussion on video games and talk about some of the latest movies they’ve seen, reviewing them on a scale of 1-taco bell.
January 12, 2020
This is a code red...a Mt Dew Code Red
Breaking news...the Morale Bros investigate the latest changes in the Taco Bell menu, and say goodbye to some of the all time greats.
September 04, 2019
Your Love Language is WHAT...?
The Morale Bros take the love language quiz with (for) Dave and then they give him what his love languages should actually be. If you like this episode and us as people, PLEASE LEAVE US A RECIEW OR 5 STARS. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY RATE OUR PODCAST. xoxo Joe and Andy
August 19, 2019
The definitive episode on sandwiches
On this episode of the podcast, Joe and Andy take a deep dive into the world of sandwiches, or “meat vessels” according to Joe. They discuss the survey that was just released ranking Americans top sandwich choices, and share their own personal top 5. Be sure to visit our sponsor Maggiores and ask for the Mikey sandwich!
August 05, 2019
The Morale Bros Review Freddy Got Fingered!
Joining us for the review is James from @popcultnet on twitter/YouTube to review one of Andy’s favorite movies and one of Joes most hated movies, Freddy Got Fingered. We dive into all the weirdness and discuss if this movie could even be made in 2019. Hope you enjoy! If there are other movies you would like us to review, please check out out voicemail line and let us know.
July 08, 2019
Welcome Back Meghan!
The last time the Morale Bros spoke with Meghan, she had just met someone from coffee meets bagel, and we assumed they were married by now. Turns out we have a LOT to unpack. From not using labels, to controversial sponsors this episode has it all. Please don’t forget to visit for more content and ask us questions about online dating at
July 01, 2019
E3 review spectacular!
In the second gaming focused episode, the morale bros review the announcements from Nintendo at E3 and debate on if Zelda is actually a fun game or not. Ch ch check it out and don’t forget to leave us a voicemail.
June 24, 2019
My Love Language is Lasagna
Welcome back! On today’s episode Joe and Andy welcome back an old flame of their own, discuss international dating, and the idea of a singles cruise. Don’t forget to leave us a voicemail!
June 17, 2019
Da Bois are Back
Joe and Andy return from a hiatus to discuss the future of the podcast, what they’ve been up to, and using a Pringle’s container to pack socks. So much fun!
June 07, 2019
What Women Want? A Morale Bros Deep Dive
Often times, Joe and I text about ideas for the show. One night he texted me and said, "You know what would help us find Meghan's perfect dude? We should watch that movie What Women Want with Mel Gibson"I laughed it off....but then here we are.On this special episode, Joe and Andy review the 2000 classic Film, What Women Want to see what they can learn to help Meghan on her quest for love. And boy oh boy did we learn some stuff.We have new merch! Use code "Morale" for $5 off any order.
February 25, 2019
Taco Bath Bombs...?
Wow- it's been a hot minute.Who knew it was difficult to set up dates during the holidays. I'll take the blame on that one.So the first part of this episode we were a little hot on the mics. YIKES. But.....This episode is pretty great. Today we're going to hear about another OK Cupid Date that didn't go nearly as well as I thought it would. It's so weird how OK Cupid appears to just be creeps and that's all there are.We have new shirts!Use code "Morale" for $5 offxoxo
February 03, 2019
The Morale Bros find Holiday Party Dates
Ho Ho Ho and Merry Holiday's Greetings-Mas from the Morale Bros!Today we've got Meghan, star of season 2, and our former lover Bachelor, Dave from Season 1 to talk about the great ideas the Morale Bros have for finding a date to your company's Christmas party.Hold on tight, because this one is full of holiday cheer and a tiny bit of sexual harassment (directed at Dave)You can see the full list on our website:Our List!Please follow us on Twitter @MoraleBrosLeave a 5 star review, and we'll give you a sweet friendship hug.xoxo-The Morale Bros
December 07, 2018
The Poem!
Today, the Morale Bros meet back up with Megan, to talk about how her first date with a "doctor" went, as well as discuss if a poem can be a dick pick- given the explicit nature of the poem.You can view the poem here: rate/review/subscribe.follow us on Twitter @MoraleBrosVisit our
November 16, 2018
We're Back- and Blonder than Ever!
WELCOME TO SEASON 2 OF NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED!!!!Last season, the Morale Bros successfully mastered online dating as they matched Dave with someone and they went on 3 dates.But then the Morale Bros considered the what if. What if they were only good at matching men with women? This can't be the case! But could it...?So on Season 2, join us as we move into the world of matching a woman with a man. That's right, the Morale Bros are on the hunt for dudes with this season's star, Meghan.Buckle up. It's gonna get weird.
October 19, 2018
Farewell Sweet Prince
Today is a special, special day.Our baby boi, Dave, is finally a man.When we set out on this adventure, to find Dave 3 dates. And now here we are a few laughs, some tears, and several tickle sessions, the Morale Bros have completed their task.On the last episode of season 1, we sit down with Dave to discuss the highs, the lows, and the in betweens of this season. We talk about our favorite moments, and discuss what to expect on Season 2.Remember- to follow us on Twitter @MoraleBros and be sure to check our our merch!
September 28, 2018
Dream Daddy's? Featuring our friend Bryan
Welcome Back to the latest episode of No Experience Needed!On this episode, the Morale Bro's welcome in their friend Bryan to try and better understand what works, and what doesn't work on dating apps. They explore some of Bryan's wins- and some of his losses. We also covered some dating stories that are just too crazy to believe they're real.Please be sure to rate and subscribe on iTunes! 5 Stars= 5 smooches from DaveCheck our our sweet shirts! us on Twitter @MoraleBros
August 24, 2018
She was larger than me.
Join Andy and Joe- the Morale Bros, as they attempt to understand an all day long date that Dave went on. More specifically they try to understand what went wrong.As a reminder, be sure to leave us 5 stars, and a review, so more people can find this podcast!The first 10 people to order a shirt get a smooch from Dave. That's basically worth it's weight in Big Mac Coins
August 07, 2018
Your Boy's On A List
On this episode of No Experience Needed, the Morale Bros spend time with Dave understanding how speed dating could have gone that poorly, and hearing if he managed to get any matches.Plus there's a special offer for the first 10 people who purchase a shirt. Tweet us @MoraleBros to claim your prize.
July 12, 2018
Episode 3- Ohhh Boy
On Episode 3 of No Experience Needed, the Morale Bros discuss with Dave 2 different dates that have happened, and have a conversation about how to be a great third wheel! Don't forget to visit our website at to buy a shirt! First 10 people that buy the Official Third Wheel shirt get a call from Dave!
May 31, 2018
Episode 2- The First Date
On episode 2 of No Experience Needed- the Morale Bros Andy and Joe bring Dave back into the studio to go over some of the latest updates, and tell us the incredible story of our first match that came over to his house.
April 12, 2018
Bonus Episode 1.5
The first bonus episode from the Morale Bros! Listen as two men have a breakdown and cry. No really, we kinda cry and complain a lot about how difficult online dating has been so far. Let us know what you think @MoraleBros on Twitter.
April 11, 2018
Morale Bros Present- No Experience Needed- Episode 1
Welcome to No Experience Needed! The podcast where two married idiots who completely missed online dating work to set up their friend, Dave, on as many dates as possible.In this episode we debate our favorite segment, Okay, Oh No, where Dave is shown the profiles he's been speaking to.Follow Us!@MoraleBros (Instagram, Twitter) for more behind the scenes and screenshots of our favorite messages!
April 04, 2018
Morale Bros Present- No Experience Needed- Episode 0
On the premier episode of No Experience Needed- Meet Andy and Joe- the Morale Bros and get to understand the process of finding Dave a date.Follow Us!
April 01, 2018