The Morally Flexible Podcast

“Life finds a way…to fuck everything up” – Dr. Ian Malcolm while being chased by a T-Rex.

The Weekly Report (10:58) – The passing of Annie Wersching and Cindy Williams, Gene Hackman’s birthday, trailers for Shazam: Fury of the Gods, Picard season 3, The Boogeyman, and We Have a Ghost, Tom Brady’s second retirement, Bad Boys 4, and a Kryptonite comet.

It’s been 449 days since Josh was denied #SuperCorp, but at least we’re getting a Supergirl movie.

Movie Review (31:38) – M3GAN. Silicon Chip slaps.

Therapy Time (1:17:18) – What qualifies as “sick”.

This is a Thing (1:27:00) – An Urban Dictionary dump.

PSA: God bless America, God bless Iron Man, Wakanda forever, in Feige we trust, St. Julie be with us.

The Weekly Report (11:06) – The passing of David Crosby and Bill Schonely, a Jeremy Renner update, trailers for Scream 6, Batman: The Doom that Came to Gotham, and Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine’s Day Special, Michael Cudlitz is the next Lex Luthor, a DC Studios update starring James Gunn and a bunch of internet trolls, the cancellation of Titans and Doom Patrol, Justin Roiland’s employment status, Alec Baldwin’s legal woes, thoughts on the Oscar and Razzie nominees, a Tron 3 update, and Leslie Jones on The Daily Show.

It’s been 442 days since Josh was denied #SuperCorp. Joshua Williamson and Jamal Campbell aren't making things any better.

Movie Review (57:50) – Violent Night. Christmas dies tonight!!!

Therapy Time (2:01:28) – Tiny boxes, little boxes.

This is a Thing (2:17:25) – The legend of Mademoiselle Maupin

PSA: Dominic Chianese is still alive, and Josh’s Puerto Rican accent is awful.

The Weekly Report (6:51) – The passing of Lisa Marie Presley and Robbie Knievel. Grant Gustin and Netflix’s birthday. A Jeremy Renner update. A Velma mini review. Trailers for Superman and Lois season 3, The Flash season 9, Your Place or Mine, Somebody I Used to Know, Marlowe, The Mandalorian season 3, and Shrinking. The continuing DC Studios saga starring James Gunn, Jacob Elrodi, All-Star Superman, Grant Morrison, Ezra Miller, and Supergirl fan-casting. Angela Bassett and Brendan Fraiser get some awards love. It’s been 435 days since Josh was denied #SuperCorp.

Movie Review (39:56) – Out for Justice. Where’s Ritchie?!?

Therapy Time (2:08:15) – Bidding war.

This is a Thing (2:22:27) – Orgasmic Meditation.

PSA: Fidel Castro is not Pablo Escobar

The Weekly Report (10:26) – The passing of Earl Boen, trailers for Renfield, You People, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Beau is Afraid, Shotgun Wedding, and the HBO Max series Velma, breakdown of the 2023 Golden Globes, fans demanding Michael Shannon in the MCU, Six Triple Eight, another WWE shakeup, and it’s been 428 days since the world was denied SuperCorp.

Movie Review (44:07) – The Menu. There are no substitutions at Hawthorne!

Therapy Time (1:50:33) – Birthdays and funerals.

This is a Thing (2:06:19) – What’s that sound?

The MFP threesome has begun! New co-host Tess joins the boys for an episode that, frankly, completely went off the rails. You’ve been warned.

The Weekly Report (13:32) – A whole slew of obituaries, Jeremy Renner’s accident, Katie McGrath’s birthday, trailers for 80 for Brady, Evil Dead Rise, Knock at the Cabin, and The Old Way, Stephen Amell’s return to the Arrowverse, the continuing DC Studios saga starring James Gunn, The Flash, Dwayne Johnson, Wonder Woman, and some toys, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’s streaming release date, a Ballerina update, Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s James Bond meeting, Kevin Smith’s update on Mallrats 2, Dance Monsters, Ben Shapiro v. The Glass Onion, Megan Fox’s want ad, and Congressman Robert Garcia being a baller.

Movie Review (1:12:42) – Top Gun: Maverick. Beware the Hammaconda!

Therapy Time (2:32:11) – Cosmetic surgery and having a positive body image.

This is a Thing (Nope) – Everyone was too far gone for this segment to happen.

“It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth.”

The Weekly Report (13:11) – Stan Lee’s 100th birthday, Supercorpzine, Luther: Fallen Sun, the continuing DC Studios saga starring James Gunn, Zachary Levi, Christopher McQuarrie, and Jim Lee, Smallville, Harley Quinn season 4, Gal Gadot’s return to the Fast and Furious franchise, Ryan Coogler’s original Black Panther: Wakanda Forever plot, worst films of 2022, and the MFP Threesome starts in 9 days.

Movie Review (55:25) – Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery. AI for dogs = Discourse

Therapy Time (1:46:15) – Christmas memories and always checking the reviews.

This is a Thing (2:08:46) – The Bartesian and a cure for the common cold.

Show note: The role of Michael Weed will be played by the Indiana Jones of Fornication, Ms. Angie.

The Weekly Report (10:17) – Topics: Trailers for Oppenheimer, Barbie, and a Good Person, the continuing DC Studios saga starring James Gunn, Henry Cavill, The Rock, Gal Gadot, Ray Fisher, Kevin Smith, and the Superman Protest March, Sony gifting Donald Glover with the role of a lifetime, the stupidest lawsuit in human history, and the MFP Threesome starts in 16 days.

Movie Review (1:03:12) – Spirited. Good afternoon.

Therapy Time (1:51:57) – Christmas blues, depression, and other rabbit holes.

This is a Thing (2:01:51) – The future of baby making and what the hell is the helicopter position?

PSA: Josh is incredibly jealous of Chris Wood.

The Weekly Report (7:28) – Topics: Trailers for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Scream 6, and Adam Driver’s sci-fi film 65, a Flash/Superman and Lois/CW update, all hell breaking loose at DC Studios (bye, Henry), Kevin Conroy’s final Batman appearance, Warrior Nun, Westworld, Rush Hour 4, and the MFP Threesome starts in 23 days.

Movie Review (43:02) – Clerks III. Give Krom a chance.

Therapy Time (1:28:48) – Christmas parties and a senseless tragedy.

This is a Thing (1:44:44) – Cussing with integrity and what is the Kentucky Tractor Pull?

Phrase of the Week: Balls-deep.

The Weekly Report (8:19) – Topics: The passing of Mills Lane, Kirstie Alley, and Bob McGrath, trailers for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, the premiere date for The Flash (CW), a HUGE DC Studios update, RDJ v. QT, Martin Scorsese’s top 15 films, it’s been 393 days since the world was denied #SuperCorp, and the new MFP co-host starts in 30 days.

Movie Review (55:52) – Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons. Yes, Bat-Cow is a thing.

Therapy Time (1:43:39) – Sick days, no vacation, and the subtle art of not giving a f#@k.

This is a Thing (2:14:39) – Unique medical conditions and another round of 2 Truths/1 Lie.

PSA: Peru is in South America

The Weekly Report (15:32) – Topics: The passing of Jason David Frank and Christine McVie, trailers for The Super Mario Bros. Movie, The Mean One, 1923, and Cocaine Bear, a DC Studios update, Samuel L. Jackson bringing it to Quentin Tarantino, an Indiana Jones 5 update, Chris Hemsworth takes a break, the new Blade director, how Netflix really works, the Lex Luthor debate, the Final Straw, Bambi likes AR’s, and it’s been 386 days since the world was denied #SuperCorp.

Movie Review (1:13:22) – The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special. Get over the Zargnuts.

Therapy Time (1:56:23) – Holiday horrors and a pain in the back.

This is a Thing (2:16:51) – I’m not crying, you’re crying and another round of 2 Truths/1 Lie.

Domesticity is a lie and it’s trying to kill you.

The Weekly Report (7:08) – Topics: The passing of the great Kevin Conroy, trailers for John Wick: Chapter 4, 1923, Sr., Magic Mike’s Last Dance, and Legion of Superheroes, a James Gunn DC Universe update, The Princess Diaries 3, the possibility of the Squadron Supreme being in the Thunderbolts movie, Sony’s Amazon Prime deal for the Spider-verse, Lindsey Lohan wants to be in the MCU, a Bullitt remake, James Wan’s Atomic Monster merging with Blumhouse, and it’s been 373 days since the world was denied #SuperCorp.

Movie Review (58:05) – Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. They call him K’uk’ulkan.

Therapy Time (2:02:50) – Bring on the depression and get thee to the doctor.

This is a Thing (2:19:33) – A good death is its own reward and another round of 2 Truths/1 Lie.

Lots of national treasures in this one.

The Weekly Report (15:48) – Topics: The passing of Carlos Pacheco, trailers for Spirited and Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, James Gunn showing Twitter love, Nexstar’s Q3 report, Warner Bros. Discovery’s stock takes a hit, Witcher fans unite, The Acolyte, The John Wick Universe, Matthew Perry eats his foot, Terrifier 2: Oscar nominee, Chris Evans continues to be sexy, Roy Wood Jr.’s big push, Scoop: Holiday Hunt update, a Mr. Grinch themed horror film, The Iron Claw, and it’s been 1 year since the world was denied SuperCorp.

Movie Review (1:06:08) – Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. Born in 1959 / Ate it in 1985.

Therapy Time (2:00:45) – Mani/Pedi with the kids and rage, rage, rage!

This is a Thing (2:17:01) – A cure for hiccups and another round of 2 Truths/1 Lie.

Special thank you to @Sango_Blep and @Just_an_Ari for the new décor in Studio D. Check out their work on Twitter.

To all the listeners in Alabama: Sorry.

The Weekly Report (14:06) – Topics: The passing of Jerry Lee Lewis, James Gunn’s first day running DC Studios, Stargirl’s cancellation, casting for the HBO Max The Penguin series, Venom 3’s new director, Vision Quest, Mandalorian season 3 release date, The Witcher casting news, Winnie the Poo: Blood and Honey’s release date, a Friday the 13thprequel series from Peacock, and it’s been 358 days since the world was denied #SuperCorp.

Movie Review (46:06) – Bullet Train. Beware the Fiji water.

Therapy Time (1:32:01) – Halloween, holiday madness, and friendship maintenance.

This is a Thing (1:54:42) – Unique sex facts (and myths) and another round of 2 Truths/1 Lie.

6 Weird and Interesting Sex Facts to Blow Your Mind (And 3 Myths You Should Stop Believing)

"I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thine eyes" – William Shakespeare

The Weekly Report (9:20) – Topics: The passing of #LeslieJordan, trailers for #AntManandTheWaspQuantumania, #GuardiansoftheGalaxyHolidaySpecial, #IWannaDancewithSomebody, and #Plane, #JamesGunn being handed the keys to the #DCStudios kingdom, The upcoming #HBOMax #GreenLantern series, #Terrifier2, #SupergirlWomanofTomorrow, and it’s been 351 days since the world was denied #SuperCorp.

Movie Review (42:28) – #Black Adam. Insert man in black joke here.

Therapy Time (1:14:39) – Birthday months, going full #AlecBaldwin, and employment blues.

This is a Thing (2:20:12) – The happy death and the #BentonvilleTesticleFestival

Leslie Jordan: The Legend: Beverly Leslie – Will & Grace

P.S.A. – Be wary of the luscious nectar.

The Weekly Report (9:02) – Topics: The passing of Robbie Coltrane, the She-Hulk: Attorney at Law finale, trailers for Creed III, M3gan, House Party, Poker Face, A Christmas Story Christmas, and The Last of Us, the Legion of Super-Heroes animated film, Man of Steel 2, James Gunn’s secret DC film, Harrison Ford joining the MCU, Mephisto finally showing up in the MCU, a WWE update, Terrifier 2, and it’s been 344 days since the world was denied SuperCorp.

Movie Review (1:14:03) – Halloween Ends. No, really, it does.

Therapy Time (2:08:15) – Isolation and it’s peanut butter jelly time.

This is a Thing (2:20:12) – What middle-aged dads do when they’re home alone and another round of Two Truths/One Lie.

Is it patronize or patronise? Asking for a friend.

The Weekly Report (6:59) – Topics: The passing of Angela Lansbury, anniversaries for the Arrowverse, Supercorp, and DX, Werewolf by Night, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law episodes 6 and 7, trailers for The Super Mario Bros. movie, Star Trek: Picard: season 3, Netflix’s Wednesday series, Spirited, and Titans season 4, the MCU shuffle, T.J. Miller whining, Ryan Reynold’s John Candy biopic, the Cartoon Network / Warner Bros. Animation merger, Alan Moore bitching, DART, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts casting news, and evil has died.

Movie Review (1:07:32) – Hellraiser (2022). We are explorers in the further regions of experience.

Therapy Time (1:40:49) – Waterparks and memory loss.

This is a Thing (1:58:14) – 20 strange sex facts (2014 edition) and another round of Two Truths/One Lie.

Pretentious - Expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature.

The Weekly Report (8:12) – Topics: The passing of Loretta Lynn, Melissa Benoist’s birthday, new trailers for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and Violent Night, Armor Wars moving to the big screen, Harrison Ford’s possible entry into the MCU, Avengers: Secret Wars new writer, David Ramsey keeping the Arrowverse alive, Trevor Noah’s exit from The Daily Show, Velma coming out of the closet, Lethal Weapon 5 rumors, Emma Caulfield’s announcement, a Rust update, a DC League of Super-Pets mini review, and evil dies in 9 days.

Movie Review (1:00:46) – Netflix’s Blonde. Abandon all hope ye who enter here

Therapy Time (1:41:13) – Work trips.

This is a Thing (1:49:03) – What your masturbation habits say about you.

Huge thank you to just-y0ur-average-gay for giving us permission to us one of their Supercorp fanart pieces for last week's logo. Check out their gorgeous work on Twitter - @Just_an_Ari

Show note: Robin Ventura declined to be interviewed for this episode.

The Weekly Report (8:58) – Topics: The passing of Louise Fletcher and Coolio, Patton Oswalt’s latest special, Supercorp’s big win, the huge Deadpool 3 announcement, James Earl Jones’s retirement, Tom Hardy’s mental health advocacy, Bassam Tariq departing Blade, the runtime for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Star Trek 4 in peril, Avatar’s cheating ways, Netflix’s Next in Fashion, the final trailer for Halloween Kills, and evil dies in 16 days.

Movie Review (53:56) – Facing Nolan. Sports ball!!!!

Therapy Time (1:53:33) – The morning routine and why picky eaters must die.

This is a Thing (2:17:15) – Dead dove, don’t eat and another round of Two Truths/One Lie.

Huge thank you to just-y0ur-average-gay for giving us permission to us one of their Supercorp fanart pieces for this week's logo. Check their gorgeous work on Twitter  - @Just_an_Ari

Editor’s note: The hosts may have consumed ¾ of a bottle of Glen Moray scotch while recording this episode. Good luck.

The Weekly Report (9:46) – Topics: Episode 5 of She Hulk Attorney at Law, the passing of Henry Silva, the Hellraiser trailer, Pat Sajak’s pending retirement, Blade Runner 2099 series, the Karate Kid Cinematic Universe, Keanu Reeves returning as Constantine, more Warner Bros. Discovery madness, the Ezra Miller Vanity Fair article, Tom Hardy’s MMA debut, the spoiler machine that is LEGO, and evil dies in 23 days.

Movie Review (43:30) – Vengeance. Yes, Frito pie is a thing.

Therapy Time (1:23:22) – A dry finger, sick loved ones, and uncharted territory.

This is a Thing (1:48:11) – A profitable marriage and a very special round of Two Truths/One Lie.

Ezra Miller’s “Messiah” Delusions: Inside The Flash Star’s Dark Spiral

Kevin Feige is a terrible MC. Change my mind.

The Weekly Report (7:07) – Topics: Episode 4 of She Hulk Attorney at Law, the passing of Bernard Shaw and Queen Elizabeth, trailers for Black Adam and Picard season 3, Titus Welliver cast as Lex Luthor, a Supercorp update, everything featured at D23 (Star Wars, Marvel, etc.), and evil dies in 30 days.

Therapy Time (1:26:53) – A stretched anus and the myth of exercising.

This is a Thing (1:56:30) – Cock cages and another round of Two Truths/One Lie

Why These Guys Put Their Dicks in Cages

“You can’t smell porn.” – Michael Weed (stolen from Jim Jeffries)

The Weekly Report (7:34) – Topics: Episode 3 of She Hulk: Attorney at Law, Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis, the 30th anniversary of Batman the Animated Series, David Ramsey’s Arrowverse theories, Melissa Benoist wanting to play Supergirl again, Superman and Lois casting news, the death of DC Fandome, Warner Bros. Discovery continued search for a Feige, Beverly Hills Cop 4 casting update, a Thunderbolts update, the rising price tag on the Russo brother’s Amazon series Citadel, Shawn Michaels’s WWE promotion, and evil dies in 37 days.

Movie Review (45:06) – Honk for Jesus, Save Your Soul. It’s a comedy?

Therapy Time (59:15) – Roadside hero, adult acne, and proper etiquette at children’s’ birthday parties.

This is a Thing (1:31:59) – Female ejaculation and the San Francisco treat.

How To Make A Woman Squirt (And Why You Should Stop Trying To Make It Happen)

P.S.A.: Bourbon hangovers are not the same as Scotch hangovers.

The Weekly Report (8:31) – Topics: Episode 2 of She-Hulk Attorney at Law, trailers for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, and Confess, Fletch, Fantastic Four news, Beverly Hills Cop 4, Jeffrey Dean Morgan joining the cast for The Boys season 4, The Flash update, Warner Bros. Discovery’s continued search for a Feige, John Oliver throws some shade at HBO Max, Mickey Mantle, Bring It On 7: Cheer or Die, Top Gun: Maverick’s ridiculous box office record, and evil dies in 44 days.

Movie Review (54:21) – Samaritan. What happens when a hobbit and James Franco’s character from Springbreakers procreate?

Therapy Time (1:27:40) – Giddy as a schoolgirl, T.M.I., and reassessing your life.

This is a Thing (1:55:41) – T. Swizzle University and another round of Two Truths/One Lie.

“The best whiskey in the world is the one you like to drink…” - NW Whiskey Man

What Are We Drinking? (3:31) – Bourbon class is in session with special guest host NW Whiskey Man. Learn all about transforming from an alcoholic into a connoisseur.

The Weekly Report (24:11) – Topics: Episode 1 of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, trailers for the Hellraiser reboot and Pinocchio, the return of MoviePass, Olivia Wilde and a very determined process server, Amazon’s Road House remake, Ryan Reynolds signing on for a Clue remake, Batgirl’s directors making poor life choices, and evil dies in 51 days.

Movie Review (47:56) – The Gray Man. That moustache is GLORIOUS!!!

Therapy Time (1:22:13) – The death of assertiveness and trying to teach an old dog new tricks.

This is a Thing (2:01:26) – Grand theft auto and a girl in a tub.

“Lagavulin, the cognac of whiskys. Works like a depth charge…Pow.” – Brian Cox

The Weekly Report (8:27) – Topics: The passing of Anne Heche and Wolfgang Peterson, I am Groot, Trainwreck: Woodstock ’99, Trailers for Netflix’s Wednesday, The Greatest Beer Run Ever, and The Menu, the 30thanniversary of the Death of Superman, the latest on The Flash and Ezra Miller, rumors about Greg Berlanti taking over the DCEU, Nexstar finalizing their purchase of the CW, the fate of Superman and Lois, DC projects that haven’t been murdered yet, WBD mending fences with Leslie Grace, Saw 10, another movie about a Disney ride, and evil dies in 58 days.

Movie Review (1:32:08) – Day Shift. Try not to pee your pants.

Therapy Time (1:38:00) – Working in hell and a lack of attention span.

This is a Thing (2:01:26) – Miniature madness and another round of Two Truths/One Lie.

Back and better than…nope, that’s a lie. Worst. Episode. Ever. Seriously, this episode sucks all the balls.

The Weekly Report (7:18) – Topics: Too many obits to list, SDCC announcements, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, I Am Groot, MCU, Gaga in The Joker 2, Shazam: Fury of the Gods, Black Adam, John Wick 4, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Teen Wolf: The Movie, LOTR: Rings of Power, See, Chucky season 2, Season 9 of The Flash, death of the Arrowverse, the Batgirl movie getting screwed, Ezra Miller (again), Michael Shannon, Paranormal Activity 8, WWE Summerslam, Disney Plus dunking on Netflix, and evil dies in 65 days.

Movie Review (1:32:08) – Prey. Hurt me, daddy!

Tangent: an abrupt change of course. Obnoxious : odiously or disgustingly objectionable : highly offensive

The Weekly Report (8:19) – Topics: Trailers for Jeepers Creepers: Reborn, Halloween Kills, and Hulu’s Mike Tyson series, Simon Pegg’s opinion of Star Wars fans, vacationing at the Corleone mansion, Joaquin Phoenix’s big payday, The Munsters going to Netflix, The Talkville podcast, Zack Snyder’s love for Martian Manhunter, Jurassic Park: Dominion’s box office record, Mortal Kombat 2 updates, and evil dies in 86 days.

Movie Review (55:07) – ZOMBIES 3. What does zombie dick smell like?

Therapy Time (1:32:18) – Company parties and infinite gratitude.

This is a Thing (1:55:27) – Confusing toys and dick-pasties.

Fact of the Day: You can post porn videos on Twitter. No, seriously.

The Weekly Report (11:17) – Topics: The passing of Tony Sirico, Gregory Itzin, L.Q. Jones, Monty Norman, and James Caan, trailers for Honk for Jesus, Save Your Soul, Day Shift, Amsterdam, LOTR: The Rings of Power, Orphan: First Kill, and The Munsters, the possible reveal of the big bad for Black Adam, Netflix is confused, and evil dies in 93 days.

Movie Review (40:17) – Thor: Love and Thunder. Sex with a hammer is not ok?

Therapy Time (1:34:13) – Compromises are lies and Mike smells burnt toast.

This is a Thing (1:25:43) – Vagina rocks and another round of Two Truths One Lie.

Remember kids: it’s very important to eat before you drink.

The Weekly Report (6:02) – Topics: Trailers for Clerks 3, Battle of the Super Sons, and Z.O.M.B.I.E.S. 3, reactions to the Superman and Lois season 2 finale, the Nexstar/CW deal, Heat 2, promo pic of Namor in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Jai Courtney wants a Captain Boomerang series, a Final Destination 6 update, George Clooney’s Batman suit going to auction, fan-casting for The Flash, and evil dies in 100 days.

Movie Review (43:34) – Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe. In the bathroom, and sometimes in the teachers’ lounge.

Therapy Time (1:08:08) – Surprise kisses and guilt-ridden free time.

This is a Thing (1:25:43) – Assume the position and another round of Two Truths One Lie.

Word of the Day: Reciprocity

The Weekly Report (5:57) – Topics: Trailers for Harley Quinn Season 3, Ticket to Paradise, Resurrection, and Hocus Pocus 2, Stephen King speaks out, Ghostbusters Afterlife 2 release date, Equalizer 3 casting news, Melissa Benoist’s new deal, the alternate ending to Dr. Strange In the Multiverse of Madness, the Barbie movie, and evil dies in 107 days.

Movie Review (27:38) – The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Pedro Pascal is a national treasure.

Therapy Time (56:49:01) – LEGO time and dating sucks.

This is a Thing (1:24:08) – Of human bondage and the sex machine.

Everything you want to know about bondage but were afraid to ask:

Question of the Day: Is the thumb a finger?

The Weekly Report (8:35) – Topics: The passing of comic book artist Tim Sale, trailers for Blonde and Smile, WB says goodbye to Ezra Miller, a Wonder Man Disney Plus series, Guy Ritchie directing the live-action Hercules film, Wesley Snipes returning as Blade, Kevin Feige dropping breadcrumbs, Superman and Lois’s place in the Arrowverse, Willis v. Gibson, Elvis: The Luhrmann Cut, and evil dies in 121 days.

Movie Review (34:33) – Morbius. Yep, that one.

Therapy Time (1:09:12) – Sun’s out, guns out and anniversary planning.

This is a Thing (1:28:44) – The Elevated Intimacy Academy and another round of Two Truths/One Lie.

Remember: The safe word is “Bananas”.

The Weekly Report (7:44) – Topics: The passing of Phillip Baker Hall and Internet Explorer, more Amber Heard Aquaman 2 rumors, Chris Evans possible return to the MCU, Thunderbolts announced, Taika Waititi’s Star Wars comments, Joker 2 and Old Guard 2 casting news, a Halloween Ends update, the Oregon Gambler 500, Jeff Hardy’s legal troubles, Vince McMahon's bad behavior, Pooh: Blood and Honey news, and evil dies in 121 days.

Movie Review (44:18) – The Northman. Quite the “period” piece.

Therapy Time (1:45:53) – Sexism in movies, safe words, and paint anger.

This is a Thing (2:14:03) – Cooking with semen and Viking torture.

Is it ‘Thuh’ or ‘Thee’? Asking for a friend.

The Weekly Report (5:47) – Topics: New trailers for Black Adam, Prey, Sandman, Resident Evil, Wednesday, and The Munsters, the Picard season 2 finale, The Boys season 3, Kenobi episodes 1-3, The Joker 2 announcement, Batman Forever trivia, a Face/Off sequel, Harley Quinn season 3 release date, a Deadpool 3 update, Scream 6 casting news, WWE Hell in the Cell review, and evil dies in 129 days.

Movie Review (46:19) – Willow (1988). The power is in the tongue, not the fingers.

Therapy Time (1:36:39) – School plays and under pressure.

This is a Thing (2:22:14) – Psellismophilia, Axillism, Trichophiliacs, and expanding your vocabulary.

Cheap Scotch = Bad Scotch

The Weekly Report (6:43) – Topics: The passing of Ray Liotta, an Obi-Wan Kenobi update, the verdict for the Depp v. Heard trial, GOTG Vol. 3 casting news, trailers for Willow, Andor, Pinocchio, and Gotham Knights, a CW rant, Top Gun: Maverick’s opening numbers, Moses Ingram’s harassment, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, and evil dies in 136 days.

Movie Review (38:00) – Killing Them Softly. Why would anyone name their kid Scoot?

Therapy Time (1:19:51) – Employment blues and internet drama.

This is a Thing (1:38:47) – Claustrophilia, Climanophilia, and another round of two truths/one lie.

What do Kelly McGillis, Johanne Whaley, and Kelly Lynch have in common? You’ll have to listen to this week’s episode to find out. BOOM!!! There’s your teaser!

The Weekly Report (7:44) – Topics: New trailers for Thor: Love and Thunder, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1, The Gray Man, Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis, Beast, and Vengeance, Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers, improved CGI for She-Hulk, set photos from the Blue Beetle movie, info on the Star Wars: The Acolyte series, Samuel L. Jackson joining the cast of Garfield, and evil dies in 143 days.

Movie Review (38:07) – Road House. Is Doc a ride-or-die bitch?

Therapy Time (1:33:32) – The return of Josh’s Soapbox, streaming massacre, and preteen panic.

This is a Thing (2:01:40) – Listener responses, Xennial bingo, and another round of two truths/one lie.

Irony - A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. RE: Therapy Time.

The Weekly Report (7:11) – Topics: Trailers for She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, The Boys Season 3, Prey, Spiderhead, and The Old Man, Kathleen Kennedy’s epiphany, Jon Watts joins the Star Wars family, Taika Waititi’s next project, Sagittarius A, a League of Extraordinary Gentleman reboot, This is Spinal Tap sequel, Courtney Cox returning for Scream 6, WWE news, a new Lady Bug and Cat Noir film, and evil dies in 150 days.

Movie Review (47:18) – Top Gun (1986). Shipping MavieIce

Therapy Time (1:37:17) – A few too many drinks and early bedtimes.

This is a Thing (2:01:50) – The return of Menophilia and some things don’t belong in your rectum.

The Indiana Jones of Fornication returns! Prepare for some inappropriate content.

The Weekly Report (6:40) – Topics: The passing of Neal Adams and Naomi Judd, avoiding Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness spoilers, the latest Obi-Wan Kenobi trailer, trailers for Don’t Worry Darling, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, and Jurassic World: Dominion. The death of the Arrowverse, bad news for Wonder Twins fans, Jon Watts exits the Fantastic Four, GOTG 3 news, Meg Ryan's new project, Iron Chef, and evil dies in 164 days.

Movie Review (42:26) – The HULU original film Crush. Glow in the dark condoms add a bit of whimsy to a fraught situation.

Therapy Time (1:06:00) – An unhealthy obsession with Supercorp and counting the numbers.

This is a Thing (1:28:36) – Appalling behavior and pheromone parties.

If you’re struggling with depression and have thoughts about hurting yourself or ending your life, you're not alone and help is available.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 800-273-8255

Listen to the Picardcast. NOW!!!

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The boys are joined by special guest Doug Peters and tie the record for shortest MFP episode; but length doesn’t matter, right?

The Weekly Report (7:21) – Topics: The passing of Gilbert Gottfried, the Stranger Things 4 trailer, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Captain American 4, Twisted Metal, The Adam Project, Britney Spears’s pregnancy, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez’s engagement, Thor: Love and Thunder toys, The Batman, a new take on Superman, and evil dies in 184 days.

Movie Review (31:51) – All the Old Knives. When lunch dates go terribly wrong.

Therapy Time (54:46) – Happiness is sus, being the new guy, and taking the leap.

This is a Thing (1:09:42) – French fried ‘tater stench, rapey dolphins, literotica for all, and the revenge of the Balldo.