Welcome to the podcast where being sexy is cerebral and nerd style because who doesn't love a big, fat, juicy brain covered in grey? The ins and outs of life as a consenting adult through the eyes of a grown ass woman.
Narrated articles for you to enjoy about boosting your income and happiness quota during challenging times. Also, a custom (made by me) bonus 'porny' moment for your entertainment.
Need a private moment and a woman with a wicked imagination and a voice as smooth as silk stockings? Call me now! www.niteflirt.com/governesse_samois
In this episode:
Science explains wanting to sleep when stressed
A 6 minute hypno escape
how to protect yourself against deposit scams
a funny hypno massage story.
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Feeling like a loser in life? Maybe you aren't and maybe that failure isn't you but your systems failing you? In today's episode we examine two kinds of failure with one very common denominator, and some recommended solutions for understanding how to deal with them.
Epic failures require some time to construct, and a combination of things to be in place, often unchecked or resolved. The explosion in the Beirut, Lebanon port in August 2020.
Our first segment is a soothing sound byte to calm your jangled nerves. A personal message from me to you during these uncertain times. Close your eyes, take a deep breath and let yourself feel nurtured for the 90 seconds of the message.
Our second narrated is called "The thee stages of failure (and how to fix them). It is an excellent article that will help you better understand how to navigate those tricky moments in life when your choices seem to be bleak or redundant. The written article is here: https://jamesclear.com/3-stages-of-failure
Then prepare to listen to our first narrated article is the NYT article that details how the Beirut port explosion was created and only needed the final spark to set it off. Link to article with graphics is here: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/09/world/middleeast/beirut-explosion.html
As always, you can reach me on
www.morelovelessnoise.com (my website and blog)
www.niteflirt.com/governesse_samois (discrete, dirty talking phone calls, audio erotica, videos and pics for sale)
Twitter: @XOSamois (me being me, and occasional fluff)
www.curiouscat.me/morelovelessnoise (ask your questions anonymously here)
Its not all about sex and the hustle. A day in the life of a sex worker during the pandemic.
This blog consists of 2 diary entries and a narrated article. Nothing in this podcast is intended to represent other sex workers. This are my personal experiences and thoughts being shared with you. Discussion of sex (but no erotica), art and artificial intelligence is the topic of this podcast.
If you would like to reach me, you can follow me on Twitter: @XOSamois or send questions to me at: https://curiouscat.qa/morelovelessnoise
Enjoy the break from all the insanity is the world right now!
Erotica to entertain you. This episode is the beginning sampler about an orgy that starts erupting right in front of you while trapped in an elevator - told from a woman's perspective.... Who knew crowded elevators and being trapped between floors could be so much fun? If you would like the full xxx-rated audio story, please purchase it at my site on www.niteflirt.com/governesse_samois or contact me directly for custom audio work.
In the meantime, enjoy the memories and fantasies of hot breath on your neck, close talking and strange bodies pressed against you in tight spaces.
Personal diary entry for April 26, 2020. Thoughts on essential jobs, living during an epidemic of loneliness, gaslighting already traumatized people and why being a horrible person is so easy for some people. Final thoughts are support and encouragement to keep pushing on through this in ways that matter.
Today's episode: Coping with isolation advice from a sailor who has spent the last 3 years living alone on a sailboat. Wine and Spirits corner: Today's discovery from the internet! A recipe for Bacon, Bourbon and Hot Chocolate mixed drink. YUM! Spotlight question from my inbox: Do men or women have anal orgasms? All sorts of fun and useful things in this podcast, delivered in the most soothing, upbeat way possible for you. If you would like to send in a question, please send it to @xosamois on Twitter or send it via www.curiouscat.me/morelovelessnoise If you would like a private conversation, you can reach me at www.niteflirt.com/Governesse_Samois Support this podcast and help it grow and become better! You can make donations to me here through the podcast site as a subscriber/supporter or you can visit my website and purchase art from me. I have art for sale and am currently offering custom photographic prints in multiple sizes at www.morelovelessnoise.com along with additional blog articles not narrated here on anchor.
bourbon, bacon and hot chocolate recipe source: https://spiritsreview.com/recipes/american-qs-bourbon-bacon-hot-chocolate/
This is a great episode I think you will enjoy!
Our audio blog Pandemic Pussy segment: How to have a banging, satisfying sex life alone, or on a budget.
And our Popular Science corner! From their technology section, I am featuring an article and audio narrating it for you titled, "Porn is helping people cope with the pandemic" by Joshua Grubbs.
I also have a request for listener feedback about the use of porn during this pandemic and what your thoughts are about it!
And as always, if you would like to ask questions about adult intimacy, relationships, or related topics without embarrassment, you can also send those questions to me at: https://curiouscat.me/morelovelessnoise or on Twitter: https://twitter.com/XOSamois
We are in the throes of a pandemic and other folks are more than hands off, they are now stay 6 feet away! What can you do when you have run out of good porn to watch and your favorites don't give you the thrill that they used to because they aren't personal enough? Good old fashioned sweet talking and dirty talking via phone sex is the next best thing to being there!
But if you are working on a budget and plan to do this more regularly than once a year, finding the right set of pipes to play your tune over the phone is more than just looking for a pretty face or a voice that doesn't make you cringe. Personality and style are the key factors in finding the perfect phone sex partner. This is the first part of a multi-part blog entry to help you navigate the wide open territory of professional phone sex providers in a way that will have you finding your private list of select phone playmates more often than you are making a list of folks to never call again.
Whatever your kink or secret thrill, the anonymity of phone sex gives you a freedom and ease that real life will never be able to. You only need a few minutes to arrive at your destination, so why not look for the ride that will get you there with a scenic route you want to see without the awkward chatting or deliberate, unsatisfactory detours that only delay your exit and arrival to where you wanted to go.
Have you always wanted to write or star in the perfect spy/thriller/action/adventure story ever told... now is your chance!
This episode contains:
Science news you can use about the surprising first signs of coronavirus BEFORE you show the usual flu symptoms
Growing younger - the new breakthroughs in turning the aging clock on your cells BACKWARD - Yep. Its actually here now.
An anonymous poll (go to my Twitter page) about your thoughts/opinions/feelings about sex workers working during this pandemic.
Online wine ordering - the ins and outs of wine ordering for everyone on global house arrest here in the USA
And introducing part 1 of a special segment of choose your own adventure story time for adults!
You are encouraged to subscribe and keep in touch with me on Twitter @morelovelessnoise and also, visit me on my virtual island of happy at www.morelovelessnoise.com (SITE IS NSFW AT THIS MOMENT)
Visit me at my website: www.morelovelessnoise.com and you can find me on Twitter @morelovelessnoise
If you need some help getting to sleep at night or taking a power nap, these free audio recordings may help.
Full audio track: Self Hypnosis For Anxiety Management, PTSD, Healing And Better Sleep with Music
Full audio track: Best Meditation for stress and anxiety management (No background music)
Do NOT listen to these audio tracks while driving or operating machinery! Download and listen at your leisure when you can listen safely. Headphones are recommended but not necessary.