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The Morning Ride with Tate and Chris

The Morning Ride with Tate and Chris

By Christian Arbuzov

A Native American and Russian-Estonian in a car every weekday morning. That's basically it, we talk about random topics and laugh at our weird humor. Explicit content, viewer discretion is advised.
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Public School Buses Suck

The Morning Ride with Tate and ChrisMar 12, 2019

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Public School Buses Suck

Public School Buses Suck

Today we talk about our awful experiences with school buses
Mar 12, 201934:51
What Would Happen If We Raised Kids

What Would Happen If We Raised Kids

Today, what was a conversation about weird shit we used to do as kids, turned into what our future kids will be like.
Mar 07, 201932:50
School Life

School Life

Today, we talk about our new podcast upload schedule being Tuesdays and Thursdays and then we talk about our weird school life. Audio problem caused two different segments
Mar 05, 201931:51
Chris takes a personality test

Chris takes a personality test

Today, Chris takes a personality test just like Tate the day before.
Mar 01, 201930:40
Tate takes a personality test

Tate takes a personality test

Today, we wanted to talk about personalities. Chris talks about his weird personality and Tate takes the personality test.
Feb 28, 201928:57
Awkwardy Social Interactions

Awkwardy Social Interactions

👀
Feb 26, 201935:27
Workout Troubles

Workout Troubles

Today, we talk about our workout shits, Chris gains 2lb in one day and Tate explains his rowing routine.
Feb 25, 201927:22
Group projects

Group projects

Today we talk about a specific group project that Chris is about to start and what Tate had already finished months ago, and we go off course with an old meme of this podcast.
Feb 21, 201930:59
College and Editing Problems

College and Editing Problems

Today we talk about our college issues and Tate needs help with editing.
Feb 19, 201931:53
Hurricanes and Weird Kids Pt. 2

Hurricanes and Weird Kids Pt. 2

Today we talked about how Florida gets hit by hurricanes every year and more weird kids that we know.
Feb 14, 201936:45
Chris’ Obscure Translations and Weird Kid Stories

Chris’ Obscure Translations and Weird Kid Stories

Today, Chris brings out his Latin translations to show how little he cares about the class and we talk about “the weird kid” stories that we’ve experienced.
Feb 12, 201941:29
War on Vape and Anti-Vax

War on Vape and Anti-Vax

Today we talked about how stupid the anti-vax movement is and why it’s not cool to vape.
Feb 11, 201935:27
The Gordon Ramsay of English and Workout Pains

The Gordon Ramsay of English and Workout Pains

Today, we talk about a teacher who we consider the Gordon Ramsay of English classes and our workout pains.
Feb 07, 201932:34
Kingdom Hearts III Memes

Kingdom Hearts III Memes

Today, we talked about Chris’ recent play through of Kingdom Hearts III and the new beautiful memes that come from the game.
Feb 06, 201938:58
Weekend Blues + Moar Latin

Weekend Blues + Moar Latin

Today, we are back with this podcast with a random array of conversations about our weekend regarding the Super Bowl, Chris’ art ceremony, and guess what? More trash talk on our Latin class.
Feb 05, 201930:45
Our Near Death Stories and RED DOT

Our Near Death Stories and RED DOT

Today, we talked about near death situations we’ve been in and a bad meme that we make.
Jan 31, 201933:22
Skiing trips and Snow

Skiing trips and Snow

Today, with the unusually cold weather here in Florida, we talk about our first time experiences with snow and skiing trips.
Jan 30, 201928:40
Chris’ Bizarre Texts and Emulators

Chris’ Bizarre Texts and Emulators

Today
Jan 29, 201934:27
Would you rather?

Would you rather?

Today we play game of Would You Rather? Our friend calls us midway so we have an outro segment for some reason.
Jan 23, 201927:49
(Clickbait)

(Clickbait)

Today, I don’t even know what the episode title means, however, we talked about vivid dreams, Chris is back in the YouTube game, and what we did during the unofficial senior skip day.
Jan 22, 201933:09
Hulk Hogan Talks About School (apparently)

Hulk Hogan Talks About School (apparently)

Today, we talk about our weird school life and then Chris’ inner Hulk Hogan comes out.
Jan 18, 201927:40
Our Awful Drawing Abilities
Jan 16, 201929:59
YouTube “Influencers” and Useless Sex Toys

YouTube “Influencers” and Useless Sex Toys

Today we talk about garbage YouTube “influencers” and for some reason we topic jump to bad infomercials and useless sex toys.
Jan 14, 201931:16
Social Media Rant

Social Media Rant

Today, we address yesterday’s episode ending and we rant about how sucky social media is nowadays.
Jan 11, 201928:30
Video Gaming Of Our Youth

Video Gaming Of Our Youth

Today, we talked about how we grew up on video games and what we played. My phone cutoff our outro so the segment ends suddenly but we were just at the end of the podcast so nothing is lost.
Jan 10, 201928:45
Welcome Back (ft. Math problems and Smart Fridges)

Welcome Back (ft. Math problems and Smart Fridges)

We’re finally back from winter break and the first thing we do is rant about our math class and the new age of smart fridges.
Jan 09, 201932:39
Scam Calls and Exam Stories

Scam Calls and Exam Stories

Today we talk about our scam experience stories and our exam shits. Also we found a funny looking SUV on the road.
Dec 20, 201837:25
Sketchy High School Stories

Sketchy High School Stories

Today we talk about our exams and then our own sketchy high school stories.
Dec 18, 201838:56
Gingerbread, La Policia, and Le Wrong Generation

Gingerbread, La Policia, and Le Wrong Generation

Today we talk about the “Born in the wrong generation meme” and Chris’ failed attempt at a gingerbread house.
Dec 17, 201832:56
Million Dollars with a Bigger Butt

Million Dollars with a Bigger Butt

We play Million Dollars But... again with weird scenarios.
Dec 13, 201831:35
Off Topic

Off Topic

In today’s episode we lost track of what we were trying to talk about and essentially we created new personas for ourselves.
Dec 12, 201827:56
Weird Names and Chris’ Jewish Camp Story

Weird Names and Chris’ Jewish Camp Story

We talked about people giving their kids weird names and Chris talked about his experience in a mixed European Jewish camp.
Dec 11, 201832:05
Human Transformers

Human Transformers

Since we were lacking a topic today because of the weekend, we somehow started talking about humans turning into objects.
Dec 10, 201836:59
YouTube Rewind Rant (ft. Unexpected friends)

YouTube Rewind Rant (ft. Unexpected friends)

With the release of YouTube Rewind 2018, we wanted to rant about how awful it was, and two of our friends join in unexpectedly at the end. There’s a bit of social politics included during the rant.
Dec 07, 201828:46
Alternate Realities (ft. Yoda)

Alternate Realities (ft. Yoda)

We talk about the trippy concept of multiple realities and yoda joins in on the fun.
Dec 06, 201828:37
Bad memes and the Meme Economy

Bad memes and the Meme Economy

We talk about the current state of memes and why they’re bad.
Dec 05, 201832:59
Bad Sugar

Bad Sugar

We talk about new stuff with the podcast and how bad sugar is for you. Yeah that’s a big topic jump.
Dec 04, 201819:32
Traveling Nightmares

Traveling Nightmares

We talk about stories of traveling and other random things.
Nov 30, 201833:32
Our introductions

Our introductions

Since we’ve published this podcast on multiple platforms, we decided it’d be smart to introduce ourselves. Don’t freak out from the episode image, just listen to it to understand
Nov 29, 201830:48
Dopamine Fasting

Dopamine Fasting

Chris talks about the possible benefits of ‘dopamine fasting’ that could help with productivity and we talk about our YouTube channels.
Nov 27, 201837:17
Borken Technology

Borken Technology

As a start to the new week after Thanksgiving, we talk about broken technology. Yes, the title is misspelled on purpose.
Nov 26, 201825:07
Horror Tings pt.2

Horror Tings pt.2

Chris talks about his foreign experience being alone in the streets of Tallinn, Estonia and we talk about the paranormal.
Nov 20, 201830:09
Latin Problems

Latin Problems

Chris rants about how weird his Latin class is and how unusual his teacher is.
Nov 19, 201829:47
Relationships and Failed Art Projects

Relationships and Failed Art Projects

Tate describes his love life in High School and I talk about my awful 3D art projects.
Nov 19, 201833:46
Life Tip Boxes and Finger Snaps

Life Tip Boxes and Finger Snaps

This is our first podcast episode. We talked about how amusing life would be if we had irrelevant life tip boxes that showed up in times of need. We also talked about the infinity gauntlet being able to fix problems with a very morbid consequence. This episode involves dark humor.
Nov 19, 201827:51
A Million Dollars But...

A Million Dollars But...

We play the classic Achievement Hunter game 'A Million Dollars But...' where we make random scenarios we have to live with in order to make a million dollars.
Nov 19, 201826:34
Pet Peeves

Pet Peeves

Things we find annoying and don't understand.
Nov 19, 201835:25
Horror Tings

Horror Tings

We talk about morbid dreams and awful horror movies/games.
Nov 19, 201827:51