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Mouthy Broadcast

Mouthy Broadcast

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Weekly comedy podcast by some real classy ladies.
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Ep 302 - 90 Day Fiance but IRL
The Broads are joined by a special guest to discuss some real life 90 Day Fiancé drama!
52:42
August 09, 2022
301 - Thunderdome but with Plants
The broads are being domesticated. Find out where we've been and why the fuck it's taken so long to put out a goddman episad 
36:34
July 26, 2022
Ep 300- Sparta but with Broads
Broads, ASSEMBLE! Present and former Broads unite for a very special 300th episode of Mouthy Broadcast! Archives and more at Legion of Stupid Get the show early with video by sponsoring our Patreon! Facebook • Twitter • Insta Other links NFT Bro - https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/nft-hack-bored-ape-pictures-b1986486.html Farts in a Jar Update - https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/tv-star-stephanie-matto-stops-selling-farts-after-health-scare/ 
57:21
January 18, 2022
Ep 299 - Sexy Times but with Queso
Jennie's recovered from Covid and trying to satisfy some cravings. Lauren is no longer snowed-in, and finally has an excuse to clean. Archives and more at Legion of Stupid Get the show early with video by sponsoring our Patreon! Facebook • Twitter • Insta
50:04
January 11, 2022
Ep 298 - A Staycation but With Covid
The Broads celebrated a very Covid New Year's practicing extreme isolation! Plus, test kits, diets, and our recent binge-watch selections. 
01:05:52
January 04, 2022
Ep 297 - Indiana Jones But With White Trash
Jennie unearths some unique artifacts. Lauren speculates on the purpose of titties in Ikea. The Broads agree that boomer memes are funny, but only from the right people.
45:54
December 28, 2021
Ep 296 - Jock Itch But on Your Feet
Lauren and Jennie have strange medical problems. Lauren puts the cunt in country. Jennie is going down Lemoyne Vote in the Greatest Soundtrack Bracket:  https://challonge.com/stupidsoundtrack21/
53:25
December 21, 2021
Ep 295 - Back to the Future but with Boob Sweat
Justin joins the Broads from The Koontz Studio for a special report on brackets, boob sweat, and fart jars! https://twitter.com/thehulkster Click here to vote in the soundtrack tourney! https://legionofstupid.com/
01:05:08
December 14, 2021
294 - Breaking up but with a fictional creepy butler
The holiday season is upon us and the Broads are fighting crazy traffic and mobile game addictions! Plus, hygiene tips! Get your tickets for RED VEIN Haunted Christmas here: https://fareharbor.com/embeds/book/redveinhaunt/items/
40:29
December 07, 2021
293- Stuffing but not just with food
It's our post-Thanksgiving Stuff-a-thon! Jennie experienced Van Gogh, Lauren's been conning around, and everybody's getting full on McRib. https://youtu.be/QXXmvVxg3OE https://anchor.fm/comicconspodcast
46:07
November 30, 2021
292 Tamagotchi but with Titties
Jennie is spending time with some new lady friends, Lauren proves that she's the boss. Plus, Disney isn't all it's cracked up to be, and the Broads are mad at everyone on Twitter.
01:15:21
November 22, 2021
Ep 291 - a Podcast but with double ends
Lauren and Jennie dive back into the podcast action! Lauren's done being spooky while Jennie's smokin' some cock... tails.
41:52
November 16, 2021
Stay tuned! We’re still moving
We have been having some problems moving over to anchor.fm. Their customer service is top notch so I think we're going to get it worked out!
01:07
November 13, 2021
Ep 290 – Garfield but With Suicide
In this spooktacular episode of Mouthy Broadcast, both the Broads are excited for haunt-acting! Jennie can't stand her own smell, and Lauren shares a delightful customer service experience at the pharmacy.
46:21
October 12, 2021
Ep 289 – Judy Blume but With a Podcast
Can you believe our podcast is now nine years old? As Mouthy Broadcast approaches womanhood, Jennie and Lauren gear up for spooky season! Plus, Jennie recaps her social event of the year!
57:11
October 05, 2021
Ep 288 – 5G but With Gremlins
Jennie and Lauren are joined by Gay AF Justin to talk family tea, crazy candy corn, Uber eats, MRIs, and his husband's ass!
01:02:36
September 21, 2021
Ep 287 – Car Wash but for Your Butt
Lauren's underwear had a close call, Jennie's been listening to an interesting history pod, and both the Broads are enjoying new seasons of their favorite tv shows.
33:53
September 14, 2021
Ep 286 – Goatse But With Spanx
The Broads got rocked by Alanis Morissette, Jennie has an update on period experiments, and Lauren's been mistaken for a doppelganger! Plus, reality recap, racist white dude edgelord movies, and what to do with old shapewear!
53:15
September 07, 2021
Ep 285 – The Industrial Revolution But With Covid
Jennie has big nerdy plans, and Lauren volunteers for the local community theatre's big opening night. Plus, a frightening experience with a bug bite.
42:08
August 24, 2021
Ep 284 – The Assumption but With Relationship Status
Jennie has an opinion about your assumptions on relationship status. Lauren is preparing for another Assumption. Plus, the Broads comment on Drag Race, F Boy Island, pooping, and more!
46:60
August 17, 2021
Ep 283 – Uber but for Houses
The Broads talk about their favorite shows, skipping periods, and blow job mints.
41:54
August 10, 2021
Ep 282 – John Wick but for Women
This week, the Broads are all about causing some cuntroversy! Jennie takes a stand on gendered terms, Lauren rants against fake feminism, and both of them agree that stupid is stupid.
49:21
August 03, 2021
Ep 281 – Staind but With Podcasts
It's been a while, but the Broads are back with updates on Jennie's new place, Lauren's new schedule, recipe ideas, and fast casual ordering etiquette. Links Find a MOD Pizza near you! HomeChef Invite Deal!
40:32
July 27, 2021
Ep 280 – SEX but With Farts
Lauren has returned from her adventures out West, and Jennie takes a quick break from the stress of moving to bring you this sex-bonanza of a pod! Sex farts, pornographic 3D printings, birth control, and more!
52:37
July 13, 2021
Ep 279 – Gluttony but With Furniture
The busy Broads took a moment from their over-filled schedules to bring you another show! There's a furniture frenzy, DNA matches, drag shows, and more!
32:48
June 22, 2021
Ep 278 – Straight Milk but from Nuts
The Broads are gearing up for some exciting happenings! Murder Mysteries! Belle & Dubs! Traveling! But first, there's nut milk. Swallow a glass and listen up!
35:46
June 15, 2021
Ep 277 – Steamer but not in Cleveland
We may be Mouthy Broads, but don't you dare call us OLD broads. This week, we discuss bifocals, strength training at BJ's, heat exhaustion, and car sickness.
48:48
June 08, 2021
Ep 276 – Al Gore but With C*nty Spice
This week, it's just a couple of old Broads talking about farmer's markets, peeing clear, and Pinterest addictions. Plus, Jennie and Lauren explore options for vaginal steaming.
43:31
May 25, 2021
Ep 275 – Moving, But Also With the Bowels
Jennie is moving and has grand plans to catify her new home! Lauren celebrates saggy Sunday, and both the Broads are glad they aren't stranded in India with Sumit.
31:46
May 18, 2021
Ep 274 – Baby Cows but Just Goats
On this very special episode, the Broads discuss navigating the health care system after Lauren receives some troubling news.
47:02
May 11, 2021
Ep 273 – Alfred E Neumann but With Titties
The Broads take a break from worrying so much to share stories of stolen intellectual property, being low-key shady, and getting in-school suspension. What, us worry?   Links Jennie's design versus the official merch Call 661-214-3038 to audition for Belle & Dubs!  
47:44
April 27, 2021
Ep 272 – Creme Brulee but With Salmon
This week, the Broads reminisce over a special anniversary! Jennie might be up all night, and Lauren has a great cooking tip. Plus, both share their top-notch first-hand knowledge on avoiding danger.   Links Listen to the ending: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-6na1TGwYE According to this article, the oldest joke in recorded history is about a woman farting in her husband's lap. The first urban legend the Broads remember, as explained false by Snopes.  
48:02
April 20, 2021
Ep 271 – Shamwow but for Your Vagina
Msessippi of Tornado Bait is here to preach about what the holiday should be! She joins the Broads for some real talk about vaccines, shamwows, thirsty dudes, and Furbies. Links Follow Tornado Bait online! Follow the Broads on Patreon! Visit Jennie's TeePublic Shop! Most terrifying Furby ever! Paris Hilton as a Sexy Furby. The actual generations: What are the generations anyway?
44:09
April 06, 2021
Ep 270 – Dinosaur but With a Big Dick
The Broads get girlie and talk about make-up, but it's not long before they switch topics to oral sex and dentistry. Plus, a very special voicemail! Links Follow us on Patreon! Catch up on Belle & Dubs Here's some info on whether or not dentists can tell if you're s-ing D. Dennis's Wife's Viral TikTok Video Buy the cool exfoliating silk glove!    
32:28
March 30, 2021
Ep 269 – Like Makeovers but With Mammograms
It's episode 269 (nice), and Jennie and Lauren are both still full from their latest fatventures. Even in their bloated sates, the Broads serve a hot take on a new "feminist" movie, and provide PSAs on scheduling mammograms and hoarding tampons. Links Catch-up on Belle & Dubs Viking Burger Newport News Watch I Care a Lot on Netflix Explanation of Tampon Expiration Dates FDA Guidelines on Mammograms and Deodorant  
50:38
March 23, 2021
Ep 268 – Nostalgia but With Bitterness
This week, the Broads take a look back on some bittersweet memories. Jennie is excited for more video projects and Drag Race Australia while is pressured to buy butt leggings. Links Check Out Cameo! The Brand New Cast of RuPaul's Drag Race Australia! Listen to Belle & Dubs!
45:53
March 16, 2021
Ep 267- Like Gift of the Magi but With Anxiety
Lordy, lordy, Lauren is 40, and Jennie was in on the big birthday surprise. The Broads speculate on when Han and Leia first banged, and give an update on Belle & Dubs. Links Listen to Belle & Dubs! Check out the Ashland Theatre!
37:25
March 09, 2021
Ep 266 – Phantom Pain but With Religion
Jennie is upping her video editing skills, Lauren is practicing positivity, and the Broads are here to advise you on the best post-vaccine sexual positions. Just a typical Tuesday! Links Jennie's Wawa Burger Fatventure! https://youtu.be/HWudOxUeZz0 Listen to Belle & Dubs in the Morning Follow us on Patreon!  
52:36
March 02, 2021
Ep 265 – Spaghetti but for Cats
The Broads talk about creative Valentines, 90 Day Fiancé, 100lbs Sisters, Bob Ross, anniversaries, and cat spaghetti! Links Clip from 1000lbs Sisters: https://mouthybroadcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/video-1613231260.mp4 90 Day Valentines  
42:55
February 16, 2021
Ep 264 – Bukkake but With Mr. Clean
  Don't let Tuesday bring you down! Mouthy Broadcast is here to bring you stories of thick and juicy thighs, exploding kitchen appliances, eye injuries, and bukkake! Links Join our Discord the Legion of Stupid! Order your very own Angry Microwave Mama to have your own explosion! Listen to Comic Cons! Check out Deprogrammed! Check out Belle & Dubs in the Morning!
39:31
February 09, 2021
Ep 263 – Lord of the Flies but With Actual Flies
Jennie battles some flies, dyes her hair, and screams into the void. Lauren has some anger towards "nice guys." Links Scream Hotline is now collecting messages of HOPE! Promising Young Woman
40:02
February 02, 2021
Ep 262 – Entertainment Tonight but With C***
Looking for some new programing to spice up your quarantine? The Broads are here with their version of Enter-TAINT-ment Tonight! Plus, Jennie's not drinking and Lauren has a new accent. Links Listen to Belle & Dubs The Col. Sanders Movie: Recipe for Seduction History Channel's The Food That Built America
40:12
January 19, 2021
Ep 261 – A Hallmark Movie but With a Handjob
This week, Jennie explores undiscovered parts of Hampton, Lauren warns of water filter doom, and both the Broads find out how loved they truly are. Links Read an article about SALPS! Here we are on Comic Cons talking about 12 Monkeys! Catch up on Belle & Dubs! Join us on Discord! Follow us on Patreon!
42:40
January 12, 2021
Ep 260 – Where’s Waldo but With Pubes
The Broads are back from a long winter's nap! Enjoy our tales of cookie baking, foot deodorant, New Year's resolutions, and mental health realness. Comic Cons Podcast Lume Deodorant
52:03
January 05, 2021
Ep 259 – Press Your Luck but With Corona
On this episode of the Big Naturals show-- er..., I mean Mouthy Broadcast, Jennie is hoping for a good outcome, and Lauren spotted something interesting on a walk. Links Subscribe to our Patreon to see our great boobs! plastic packaging for dildo dildo info
38:42
December 15, 2020
Ep 258 – Skincare but With Racism
Jennie and Lauren are joined by friend of the show Sarah for a beauty product review. Plus, Haute Hillbilly and a tv show recommendation, or not. Links Check out the cool t-shirt Jennie was wearing on TeePublic! Watch Jennie's Haute Hillbilly Video! Forever Blaq Fab Fit Fun Box
44:09
December 08, 2020
Ep 257 – Columbia House but for Lingerie
The Broads recount their pandemic-modified Thanksgivings, Jennie avoids a subscription service and Lauren gives everything a new nickname. Links The Trixie and Katya YouTube show UNHhh 1980's Cherry 7-Up Commercials
36:55
December 01, 2020
Ep 256 – Wearing Lingerie but with Utter Boredom
Jennie struggles with online purchases, Lauren pulls an all-nighter, and both Broads explore their fictional gay crushes. Links Tetris Effect Connected Trailer Join Our Discord! Get a Reminder for our DIscord Friendsgiving Event!
54:32
November 24, 2020
Ep 255 – Dry Stuffing but with Wet Ass Potatoes
The Broads have a close call with the 'rona, and remind everyone to stay safe! Plus, Gobblers are back, and Lauren plugs a new podcast. Links Check out Untwisted a Round the Twist Podcast! Watch Episodes of Round the Twist on YouTube! Don't forget that we're still in the middle of a global pandemic. Please be safe and cautious in social settings. If you don't believe me, take a look at the current Covid stats.
43:03
November 17, 2020
Ep 254 – Mercury but in Haterade
Jennie and Lauren recount the ups and downs of the last week including bad dye jobs, dead batteries, birthdays, and broken toes!     Links Join our Discord! Support us on Patreon!  
44:19
November 10, 2020
Ep 253 – Immunity but Great Value
The Broads are here to entertain you as you binge on leftover Halloween candy and prepare for Election Day chaos! Jennie's got a spicy cocktail, Lauren upped her immunity, and new things are on the horizon! Places to get a discounted flu shot other than Wal-Mart!  
49:35
November 03, 2020
Ep 252 – Like Muds From the Hot Springs, but for Your Throat
The Broads are here to perk up your Tuesday with hot takes on pooping! Does a Bauren in shit in the woods? Listen to find out!
47:24
October 20, 2020
Ep 251 – Like a Manatee but with Extra Man
It's the exciting conclusion of our episode with Gay Justin! Jennie and Lauren ask plenty of questions to cover for the lack of listener participation, and we learn that gays and straights really are the same!
31:45
October 13, 2020
Ep 250 – Like a Podcast but with the Horde
Gay Justin joins the Broads to tell us about his new quarantine hobby, binge-worthy sci-fi shows, the glory of gardening, and of course, dick pics. Links The Disappointing Gay Best Friend YouTube series. Facebook Live Virtual Tour of Justin's Garden Recommended Shows: Watch The Expanse on Amazon Prime Watch Killjoys on SyFy Check out the Magicians The shows we couldn't remember the titles of and didn't really like are Defiance (alien war show) and Ascension (space ship show)
38:50
October 06, 2020
Ep 249 – The Doctor Oz Show but with Two Dumb Broads
The Broads discuss recent injuries, ailments, drinking strategies, and general health tips for the age of covid. Plus, Jennie gives a bidet update and has released a new YouTube series! Sorry for any audio issues this time, but we promise it will be better when we're back in two weeks. Links Check out Jennie's Latest YouTube Series Haute Hillbilly! Debunking Apple Cider Vinegar Myths Get Tickets Now for RED VEIN Haunted House
44:59
September 22, 2020
Ep 248 – Like a Stake Out but with Actual Steak
Jennie has an interesting response to a friend's good news, both the Broads are working hard on their side projects, and Lauren has an adventure while cooking some steaks. Links Check out RED VEIN's new guidelines and buy TICKETS! Subscribe to Jennie's Patreon! Listen to Belle & Dubs!
40:19
September 15, 2020
Ep 247 – Like David Byrne but with a Dead Chicken
Jennie is worried about her doppelganger stealing followers, Lauren discovers a mystery in her front yard that only Nextdoor can solve, and both Broads wonder what happens to leftover boners. Links Jenny from 90 Day Finance the Other Way
51:12
September 08, 2020
Ep 246 – Andy Dufresne, but with Pee
Jennie and Lauren are back from a brief break to discuss ocean-peeing, hair-puking, road tripping, and drag racing! Links Deprogrammed Oh Hi Justin
01:01:59
September 01, 2020
Ep 245 – Like a Workaholic but with a Video Game
Chris Otto joins the Broads for an Animal Crossing New Horizons deep-dive! Lauren reviews a shiny new toy as we all consider what is truly essential during these trying times. In the end, everyone decides that it would be good if we do some things. Links Shop Jennie's Designs on TeePublic! Buy your own fidget coin or any of the other neato trinkets from Red Fish Rue Fish! Join us and Justin on Discord!
50:56
August 11, 2020
Ep 244 – Like A Podcast But A Laxative
Would you drink a beer that contains Carolina Reaper peppers in it? Tune in to find out what the Broads have to say about that and stay to hear about Lauren's current tv obsession. Links Come chat with us in our new Discord!
01:11:60
August 04, 2020
Ep 243 – Kink Shaming But With Animal Crossing
It's a fashion-forward episode of Mouthy Broadcast! The Broads talk house dresses, caftans, mumus, and Jennie's pants-free faux pas. Plus, Lauren has a ghost story, and we explore new ways to make money in Animal Crossing! Links A Sex Worker's Life in Animal Crossing BDSM Animal Crossing Kinks  
01:08:33
July 28, 2020
Ep 242 – A Robe, but for Your Boobs
Bob Frantz, captain of the USS Boner joins the Broads to talk about Dork Trek's ninth anniversary, the upcoming release of MetalShark Bro 2, Pluto TV, toe nails, robes for boobs. Jennie poses an evocative question about supporting a friend's Only Fans, and Lauren reviews an innovative product. Links Buy MetalShark Bro online! Listen to DorkTrek! (Why the hell haven't you yet?!) Check out the Tata Towel Here's RoxyGirlRiot's OnlyFans Page!      
53:34
July 21, 2020
Ep 241 – Gambling, but with Your Period
WE ARE BACK! Hailey joins Lauren and Jennie to discuss roulette, D&D, cats, and drunk ocean swimming! Game with your friends online with Roll20! Check out Jennie's bidet!
58:55
July 14, 2020
Ep 240 – Crocodile Hunter but in Hampton
This week's episode is filled to the brim with Justin, buttholes, trash cats, hot sauce, and good old fashioned hard work! Listen and learn why we will never eat peanut butter with apples again. Links These Ghouls Justin's album coming soon! Oh Hi! Justin's Patreon Hard Work Works Joe's fitness app    
01:03:46
June 16, 2020
Ep 239 – A Very Special Episode But With Sounding
Dennis joins the Broads this week for a discussion about rock music and radio, Waco, and the big elephant in the room right now. Links The Wizard of Az! (our latest 48HFP) Casa Corone (in case you missed our first 48HFP)
48:20
June 09, 2020
Ep 238 – A Kids Movie, but with Electroshock Therapy
Tairi joins the Broads this week to discuss (surprise, surpise) how we're all keeping ourselves busy! Plus, Jennie and Lauren share their latest experience with the 48 Hour Stuck at Home Film Project and weird kids movies. Links Follow Tairi on TikTok! The Wizard of Az! (our latest 48HFP) Casa Corone (in case you missed our first 48HFP)  
38:10
June 02, 2020
Ep 237 – Wizard of Oz But With Beef Curtains
Msesippi from Tornado Bait joins The Broads this week for a whirlwind discussion of quarantine activities, dragon dildos, body shots, and some voicemails from YOU! Links Belle & Dubs in the Morning Lauren's Tiktok Vo-Bla Bad Dragon Shop Furries! Tornado Bait
01:08:11
May 19, 2020
Ep 236 – Titanic But With Nipple Clamps
Nick Stephens of Comic Cons Podcast joins the Broads to discuss haircuts, gratitude, nipple clamps, and Justin Timberlake! Links Comic Cons on Facebook Comic Cons on Instagram The Venue article The Venue's Zoom Open Mic! Belle & Dubs in the Morning Justin Timberlake "Cry Me a River" Controversy Lauren's Tiktok
48:49
May 12, 2020
Ep 235 – Dicks But With Robert Stack
Charlynn joins The Broads this week to discuss quarantine activities, Star Trek, restaurant takeout shenanigans, and Lauren's unsolved mystery. Links Support us on Patreon! Catch up on Belle & Dubs in the Morning! Support Jennie on Patreon! Lauren's TikTok Casa Corone a short film for the Stuck at Home 48 Hour Film Project Jennie's Twitch
57:07
May 05, 2020
Ep 234 – Using Chopsticks With Cheetos But For Your Dick
The Broads are back with special guest Meri to discuss Casa Corone, Covid farts, Takis, and chopsticks!
40:22
April 28, 2020
Ep 233 – Peeing But Without Touching Your Dick
Jennie and Lauren are joined by Anna, Miss Patrice herself! We the discuss the Stuck at Home 48HFP, try to score some free vibrators, and try to figure out how dicks actually work. Links Anna's YouTube Channel:   Andy Narwhal TV Anna's Instagram:  Andy Narwhal Comedy Free Vibrators:   B Boutique Sex Toy Store 48 Hour Film Project:  Stuck at Home 48HFP Oozlefinch Brewery:  Order from Oozlefinch Pizza Truck in Hampton:  Flame and Pie Places to Get Booze in Fredericksburg:  Online Ordering and Delivery from Maltese Brewing Company, Wine Delivered or Shipped within VA from City Vino, Crowlers to go from Red Dragon Brewery    
52:23
April 14, 2020
Ep 231 – A Handshake But With Penises
While quarantined, the Broads discuss false advertising in dating profiles, that weird Tiger King show, pickle hoarding, and love is in the air for one of the Broads! Links Support us on Patreon! Catch up on Belle & Dubs in the Morning! Support Jennie on Patreon!
53:52
March 31, 2020
Ep 230 – Like an Episode But Without an Ending
It all starts and ends with some accidental pooping. Jennie updates us on her dating life, we're all self-gatekeeping, and the computer shit itself. Happy Tuesday from the Broads!
40:05
February 25, 2020
Ep 229 – Halftime Show But With Sweatpants
People are still talking about the Super Bowl Halftime Show, so the Broads throw in their three cents. We also discuss if elder members of Gen X are losing their edge, and Lauren gives us the deets about an exciting new documentary about Red Vein that *you* can help with! Links Support us on Patreon! Catch up on Belle & Dubs in the Morning! Click Here To Support the Red Vein Documentary!  
37:10
February 11, 2020
Ep 228 – Mean Girls But With Old People
The Broads are here to advise you to keep yarn out of your nether regions! Plus, what really happens in a retirement community, fan voicemails, and that candle causing so much controversy. Links Crochet Tampons This Candle Smells Like My Vagina
39:10
January 28, 2020
Ep 227 – Drag Race But In 1898
The first episode of 2020 finds the Broads discussing Peter's recent birthday, a new type of drag race, and some important information about auditioning for season 2 of Belle and Dubs!
38:37
January 21, 2020
Ep 226 – Like OkCupid But With Pegging
The New Year holds exciting new plans for all the Broads! Peter is living life, Jennie explores new creative outlets, and Lauren reignites her interest in pegging.
37:41
January 07, 2020
Ep 225 – Like Big Dick Energy but with Content
It's Justin, bitch. We got a lot of problems with you people! And technology! Also an update on Belle and Dubs season 2
36:59
December 23, 2019
Ep 224 – Like Breaking Up But Without Being In A Relationship
This week finds The Broads trying to figure where to draw the line between differences whether they may be relationships, musical taste, or just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. Also, The Broads compare notes regarding their respective 2019 Spotify playlists.
38:28
December 10, 2019
Ep 223 – The Changeling, but with Cats
Peter is back with the rest of the Broads! This week, they share Thanksgiving exploits, discuss Jennie's venture into Facebook Dating, Lauren's ever-growing leg hair, and a crazy cat story.
55:03
December 03, 2019
Ep 222 – Like Catfish, but with More Ghosting
Lauren is taking No Shave November to the next level and staying warm for the winter. Jennie has reentered the complicated realm of online dating. Both the Broads discuss their latest eating habits, and Jennie shows off her nasty toe!
01:08:19
November 26, 2019
Ep 221 – Like A Comeback But With Extra Cum
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS! After a long hiatus, the Broads are BACK, casually dropping a new episode without advertising like we're Beyonce! Where have we been? What have we been up to? Listen here and find out. And don't worry, we still talk about dicks and butt stuff.
54:46
November 19, 2019
Ep 220 – Best Friend Necklace, but with Raccoon Dicks
Msesippi of Tornado Bait joins Jennie and Lauren to talk about the health benefits of performing cunnilingus, decorative re-purposing of raccoon penises, and eating beaver butt.
01:03:46
April 02, 2019
Ep 219 – Like a Florida Story, but in Virginia
It maybe daylight savings time, but that doesn't mean Jennie can't still poop in the dark! Lauren warns against the dangers of becoming a crazy cat lady, and both broads gripe about time displacement.
58:13
March 19, 2019
Ep 218 – Chia Pet, but with Dildos
Take care of your silicone and avoid serial killers in paper-mache! Jennie and Lauren are here with some girl talk about sex toys, tampon applicators, farts, and unibrows.
53:30
February 26, 2019
Ep 217 – Baltimore, but in Dubai
Jennie and Lauren describe their recent experience with Tornado Bait at the Breakthrough Anger Room. Lauren searches for the elusive trouser snake in Baltimore, and Jennie questions the classification of pizza.
50:02
February 12, 2019
Ep 216 – You Can Have it All, It Just Can’t be New!
Jennie and Lauren are joined by Msesippi McQuown and Mattlodica of Tornado Bait to discuss flatulence, dolphin hand jobs, mustard, and nudity.
01:53:52
January 29, 2019
Ep 215 – Tickle In The Throat But Without The Dick
The Broads are back after a holiday season that felt too long! This week, they discuss a smorgasbord of topics including Jennie's snot, streaming shows that are too damn long, sex toy parties, and a recap of an old Vero Beach tale for new listeners!
47:05
January 15, 2019
Ep 214 – Fight Club But with Super Secret Project
This week, the Broads are joined by Justin Wilson of #wrestlepals, Deprogrammed, Oh Hi Justin, and the upcoming "super secret project!" Listen along as they gripe about a porn-free Tumblr, and create a fantasy music festival line up. Happy Festivus, bitches!
01:19:46
December 18, 2018
Ep 213 – Stat Check But For Dick Size
This week's episode finds the Broads recalling their Thanksgiving adventures, learning the ins and outs of drag race vocabulary, and finding out about a questionable choice in a D&D game.
56:11
December 04, 2018
Ep 212 – Fudgey the Whale, but with Pussy
The Broads return from their break with a very special live Facebook recording! Jennie's birthday was a whale of a time, Peter is exploring new experiences, and Lauren reigns supreme over yet another food.
52:17
November 20, 2018
Ep 211 – Mashed Potatoes But With Underwear
This week is Crotch Week at Mouthy Broadcast! Join the Broads for a talk that covers everything from yeast infections,jock itch, sticking your dick in mashed potatoes, and everything in between!
37:23
October 16, 2018
Ep 210 – Pearl Jam But With Eddie Izzard
On this week's episode, The Broads make a special announcement about the next few months, Lauren shares the spooky details of this year's Red Vein Haunted House Trail, and The Broads have a frank, yet funny, discussion about their struggles with anxiety. Links Red Vein Haunted House
30:57
October 09, 2018
Ep 209 – Bojack Horseman But With A Zebra
This week, the Broads tackle the pros and cons of binge watching shows, Lauren recommends a Netflix show that everyone should check out, and the Broads try to rank their 5 favorite sketch comedy shows!
35:04
October 02, 2018
Ep 208 – Trashpals, But with Actual Trash
Lauren's moving endeavor has her playing in trash, Jennie is playing with a fun-shaped stress toy, and Peter has another encounter with Billy Corgan.
26:60
September 25, 2018
Ep 207 – Stan But With Postmodern Jukebox
On this week's episode, Lauren details what's been going on in her mouth, Jennie has some late night adventures, and the Broads try to figure out what the hell is "Stan". Links Travis Carl and Friends Postmodern Jukebox  
35:24
September 18, 2018
Ep 206 – Netflix and Chill, But with Sandwiches
The Broads join in on a debate of nerds vs. jocks, discuss shit movies, and suggest some good eats.
35:27
September 11, 2018
Ep 205 – Eyes Wide Shut Shit But With Cheeseburgers
On this week's episode, Peter tells us about his time on Deprogrammed, a voicemail sparks an interesting talk about voices, the Broads learn about vagina beer, and Jennie gets us wondering which commercial mascots we would fuck.
58:10
September 04, 2018
Ep 204 – Indecent Proposal, But at the Wegman’s Olive Bar
The Broads are back! In this episode, hear all about what happened while they were away. Peter fought the patriarchy, Lauren feasted on sandwiches, and Jennie got crabs.
44:09
August 28, 2018
Ep 203 – We Are Adam Sandler
Nate and Matt join us again this week as Lauren's home town appears to be drowning, the Broads reluctantly discuss romantic comedies, and things get political as they review the Presidents of the United States of America.
33:30
July 03, 2018
Ep 202 – Overlapping Aspergers
Prepare your anuses! Our Trashpal friends Matt and Nate have joined for a very "special" episode of Mouthy Broadcast. Recorded live from a McDonald's bathroom in Ocean View.
42:19
June 26, 2018
Ep 201 – Chicken Dick
The standard trio of Broads is back this week with tales of cat racism, local wrestling, an intimidating homeless woman, and chicken dick. Plus, Brooklyn 99, bananas, and more cats!
32:59
June 19, 2018
Ep 200 – Broads…ASSEMBLE!
It's Episode 200, and we've got a very special episode for you! Joining Jennie, Lauren, and Peter this week are former cast members Meri, Charlynn, and Jen! It's like the Avengers of Broads! We've all gathered to celebrate all eras of Mouthy Broadcast, catch up with each other, and send out some love to all of you who have supported us over the years! Tune in! This is a big one (that's what she said)! Links Meri's World Char's Golden Goods   Blasts From the Past! Detroit Jen-nado Blood at the Beach Monsterfest! Black Lion
47:29
June 12, 2018
Ep 199 – Solo: A Cunt Story
The Broads offer a spoiler-free review of Solo, compare notes on targeted Facebook ads, and discuss Samantha Bee's use of the C-word.
29:14
June 05, 2018
Ep 198 – Lauren’s Florida Project
In case you're out of the loop, Lauren went to Florida recently! And she met Peter IRL! Join the Broads this week as Lauren recaps her Florida trip involving Legos, Star Wars virtual reality, drinks from around the world, and rain...lots of rain, because Florida. Links Star Wars Void
36:45
May 29, 2018
Ep 197 – Broadhemian Rhapsody
It's just Jennie and Peter this week. Listen to hear about their adventures in Grand Theft Auto Online, a spoiler free review of Deadpool 2, and some thoughts on upcoming movies like Solo and Bohemian Rhapsody! Links https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9c5nnDd_s Deprogrammed  
31:56
May 22, 2018
Ep 196 – The Force Is Female
The Broads are back again this week with some brief comments about Grand Theft Auto Online, how their Star Wars Day went, and they roast a butthurt guy who is boycotting the upcoming young Han Solo movie. Lauren and Jennie give updates on their weight loss journeys and we somehow end up talking about the Matrix sequels. Listen and enjoy!
41:49
May 15, 2018
Ep 195- Inifinity Whores
The Broads have assembled to give their spoiler filled review of Avengers: Infinity War, but before we dive into those spoilers, Jennie has some information about Tidewater Comic-Con and tells us about her trip to see her favorite drag queen, Trixie Mattel. Bonus points for any of our listeners can spot the part where Peter knocks over his mic while excitedly talking about the movie. Links: https://www.trixiemattel.com/  
34:39
May 08, 2018
Ep 194 – Daytripping
It's too soon to discuss Infinity War, so Jennie tells us about her day trip to see Afghan Whigs,  Lauren tells us about her Spring-O-Ween adventures, and speaking of weens, Jennie has a funny bathroom story. Links Deprogrammed on Facebook The Hives top 10 by Deprogrammed Spring-o-Ween Witch Dance full video Witches Dancing: Costume Contest Winners: Kitty in the the awesome photo prop by Carotid Artistry: Lauren Screaming during Scary-oke: Red Vein's photo booth: More witches:
36:22
May 01, 2018
Ep 193 – Hamilton But With Lightsabers
Join us this week as Peter tells of his journey into lightsaber training, Jennie asks if she owes her coworker lunch because of confusion with punch cards, Lauren wonders where her PS4 controller went, and The Broads discuss which mythological creatures they'd fuck. You know, business as usual with us.
45:46
April 24, 2018
Ep 192 – The People’s Broad
Joined by Felicia Rose "The People's Tramp" of MuchObliged TV, the Broads have a great discussion about feminism in wrestling, felching, and sleep assaults.
40:60
April 17, 2018
Ep 191 – Clips Ahoy!
We're back from Spring Break (sort of) with a clip show! Lauren has a strange encounter on her ride home, Peter nerds-out over Infinity Wars, and Jennie gets a surprise visit from her favorite ex-president.
33:09
April 10, 2018
Ep 190 – Lady Bird, But With Sylvester Stallone
Hemp oil, Slutever on Viceland, giving yourself oral pleasure, Jennie's new tattoo, Harriet Tubman, Black Panther, and Rocky
44:28
March 27, 2018
Ep 189 – It’s Always Rusev Day in Philadelphia
Open up wide, and get ready for all the meat that the broads have ready for your mouth this week! Lauren is full of brotherly love, Jennie is batman, and Peter is grossed out by wiz!
30:47
March 20, 2018
Ep 188 – Red Vein’s Wicked Women of Richmond 2018
On February 25th, Lauren moderated a panel for Red Vein Army's Wicked Women of Richmond 2018 event at Blue Bee Cider. Be sure to check out the show notes for links to support everyone involved, and to watch videos of the event!  Links Red Vein Haunted House on Facebook Blue Bee Cider Edgar Allan Poe Museum Eerie Nights Ghost Tour of Richmond Brit Austin Illustration and Design   Highlight Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyOlfTTzsa4&feature=youtu.be   Full Live Panel with Video
01:22:59
March 06, 2018
Ep 187 – The Self-Love Special
We broads hope you had a great Valentine's Day! Jennie is in love with all of our listeners, Peter regales us with tales of self-love, and Lauren threatens to puke!    No music or links this week!  
36:56
February 27, 2018
Ep 186 – A Mailbox Named Desire
The Broads discuss the recent revelations of Quincy Jones. Peter has a good show to recommend, but he disappoints Lauren and Jennie when he explains what is dripping down his leg.
46:15
February 20, 2018
Ep 185 – Dicks and Assholes
Jennie shares tales of shock and horror from her new foray into the world of online dating, Lauren and Jennie debate whether or not Peter is an asshole according to his neighbors, and Lauren shares some exciting new projects she has in store!
55:55
February 13, 2018
Ep 184 – Mirthy Fartcast
Lauren's coworkers call her out for having a "type," and she faces every new girl friend's worst nightmare while on a road trip with her fella. Jennie reveals something embarrassing about her derriere to her friends, and rants about difficulties in the Wawa parking lot. Peter explains why he likes his dates to fart in front of him.
43:53
February 06, 2018
Ep 183 – We Are Back and We Will Wrestle You
After a long hiatus, the Broads are back to fill your ear holes! In this week's episode, Jennie and Lauren recap their trip to a live wrestling show, Jennie drops a huge bomb that will change everything you thought you knew about her, Peter recalls horror stories of previous roommates, and Lauren has some exciting projects coming soon!
45:30
January 30, 2018
Ep 182 – Sleeping With the Enemy
It's the end of 2017 and The Broads are here to assess what the fuck just happened this year. Also, Jennie went to a sex toy party, we have some voicemail shenanigans, and there is an interesting development with the Podwar.
01:03:05
December 26, 2017
Ep 181 – Pod Wars: Revenge of the Shits
Peter is back with a fully functional throat! Lauren provides the much awaited review of #meatdate. Jennie sets some demands, and the gang discusses non-traditional Christmas movies. Plus, we've got not too spoilery reviews of The Last Jedi!!!
49:50
December 19, 2017
Ep 180 – Meat Tease
Lauren is a cougar, Sarahah, bras, Jennie reveals a guilty pleasure, and Lauren teases some meat
59:13
December 12, 2017
Ep 179 – Bug Out!
Jennie and Lauren recount their recent trauma at a Virginia Beach hotel, and their respective Thanksgiving dinners. Peter is sick, sick, sick, and all of you should be excited for #trashpals !
46:45
December 05, 2017
Ep 178 – Dick-taters
This week on Mouthy Broadcast: The Broads assess season 4 of You're The Worst, Jennie tells us about her trip to see Ringo Starr, and Peter doesn't still doesn't understand southerners after hearing about a story from Jennie's mother. This episode is definitely one that you should stick your dick or labia in mashed potatoes while listening.
44:38
November 28, 2017
Ep 177 – Oh, Hi Jennie
Mouthy Broadcast is back with a brand spanking new episode! Jennie tells us about her first time seeing "The Room", The Broads discuss their views on the sexual assault allegations in Hollywood right now (we didn't want to do this, but we couldn't stay silent either), and we review "Justice League" and "Thor Ragnarok" (spoiler alert: Jennie and Peter finally disagree on something). Have a listen and share with your friends!
52:26
November 21, 2017
Ep 176 – This is Fine
Another action packed episode!
52:51
November 14, 2017
Ep 175 – Stay Positive Stay Positive Stay Positive
During a special celebration for Jennie's birthday, she and Lauren are joined by Matt Wade and Nathan Emilio of "Good Morning You Drunks" podcast and the acclaimed series "Issues." Recorded before a live studio audience at the luxurious Virginia Beach ocean front, the #trashpals discuss the screening of "Issues: Season 2," and remind you to STAY POSITIVE.
38:50
November 07, 2017
Ep 174 – Halloweiners
Join us for our special spooktacular Halloween episode! We talk about Halloweeny stuff, Peter has some strange thoughts about Stranger Things, Lauren gives us a special behind the scenes view of a haunted house, and Jennie has a story that is so scary it would make Stephen King shit his pants!
39:22
October 31, 2017
Ep 94: Your mom works on puzzles
Peter joins Jennie and Lauren for an episode that your mom is gonna love. They talk new Star Wars, new X-Files, and "train wrecks" (that's in quotes for a reason). Peter regales the broads with the wonders of life in Florida including Faith No More albums running for public office, blood sacrifices, and homeless men puppeteering skulls. He also introduces us to a new an all natural puzzle adhesive. Your mom is gonna love my puzzle glue.
49:52
October 24, 2017
Ep 173 – Pristine Butthole
It's time to sit back, relax, and let your anus blossom with Mouthy Broadcast! Lauren gets into taxidermy, Jennie survives a driveby, and Peter wants it to be ok to fart during yoga. Plus, pole fitness!
40:57
October 10, 2017
Ep 172 – Double Standard Teabag
Jennie's hooked on Overwatch, Lauren relates a little too well to Insecure, and Peter can't stop teabagging. Plus, American Vandal, more Sarahah confessions, and gender double standards.
44:22
October 03, 2017
Ep 171 – The Blow Job Show
On a very special episode, we're talking felatio. Beejs, blowies, BJs, one-pointers, hummers. That's right: BLOW JOBS! The broads share their preferences on oral sex, listen to voicemails, discuss current tv shows, and plug a fan's new podcast. Also, BLOW JOBS!
38:04
September 26, 2017
Ep 170 – IRMA-GERD
Peter survived Hurricane Irma, Jennie's getting full on chicken, Lauren got to see some bewbz. Plus, listener voicemails, and Sarahah confessions!
39:15
September 19, 2017
Ep 169 – #NotAllHomelessMatter
Lauren's cat makes an ass of her, and she tries to pick up an underaged Muppet. Jennie and Peter are just into weird shit.
36:15
September 05, 2017
Ep 168 – Eclipsed by Harriet Tubman
Jennie describes totality, Peter can't wait for the premier of "You're the Worst," and Lauren is taking it all off for the Patreon campaign. Plus, we hate haters, play Harriet Tubman, and read more anonymous Sarahah messages!
45:09
August 29, 2017
Ep 167 – Penis Colada
Lauren displays her talent for yarling, Jennie explains why its expensive to be a woman, and Peter explains Reddit's obsession with coconuts. Plus, Lyft adventures with racists, homophobes, and Thug-necks.
40:09
August 22, 2017
Ep 166 – Penis Stickers
Peter's recent concert adventures lead to a discussion about his celebrity crushes. Lauren and Jennie share their comments from Sarahah. Everyone is fascinated with the latest birth control fad. Please check out the show notes for the link to our Patreon!
39:26
August 15, 2017
Ep 165 – Straight Panda Porn Only
Heidi the Spicy Meme Lord of Hampton joins the Broads once again! Peter delivers a fair McConaughey impression, Jennie admits to a new fetish, but wtf is going on in Lauren's bra drawer? You'll be a sad panda if you miss this one!
36:47
August 08, 2017
Ep 164 – Rustin Trombone
In this triumphant return behind the mic, the Broads are joined by Heide: Spicy Meme Lord of Hampton. Jennie and Lauren discuss their recent adventures at Fred Con and the Gorillaz concert, and Peter is fascinated by new uses for KY.
35:24
August 01, 2017
Ep 163 – Symphony of Queefs
All vaginas, all the time on this episode of Mouthy Broadcast! Peter keeps us up to speed on the latest health trends, Jennie talks about a disturbing video, and Lauren preaches about the dangers of embolisms.
34:55
June 28, 2017
Ep 162 – Adorable Pussy
Jennie gets tearful, Lauren recounts what she remembers of her adventures on the Fred Vegas Brew Tour, and Peter uses his white-male privilege to support the under-represented. Plus voicemails, furries, Radio Free Radio, and more!
41:47
June 20, 2017
Ep 161 – White Man’s Malt Liquor
Jennie can hardly wait for the triumphant return of Zima, Peter has a new video game, and Lauren wants to give the world an ice facial. Plus, Twin Peaks, social media haunting, a new Urban Dictionary term, and Craigslist shenanigans.
46:60
June 13, 2017
Ep 160 – Winging It
Jennie has a bone to pick with the internet over chicken wings before her and Peter dive into a review of Wonder Woman. Lauren counterattacks the girl power with her continued support of the patriarchy. Check out the show notes for Lauren's wing-eating demonstration, links to When Nerds Collide, and more!!!
46:41
June 06, 2017
Ep 159 – WebMDeez Nuts
Jennie is living her best life like the boss-bitch queen she is, but a mystery skin irritation has her consulting Lauren and Peter for proper medical advice. Plus KITTENS, shoplifting, and a shout out to a loyal fan.
44:21
May 30, 2017
Ep 158 – Too Many Dicks
The Broads are over-cum with excitement for American Gods, Twin Peaks, and Jennie's upcoming Gorillaz episode of Deprogrammed. We forge through some recent sad news, and pass judgement on some assholes.
43:27
May 23, 2017
Ep 157 – FlavorCon 2017
Lauren visits Hampton Roads for a weekend of fun, food, flavortown, and fffffComicon! The gals recap the weekend with Peter discussing the "new" Norfolk Waterside, Weezer, and Tidewater Comicon. Find out which famous celebrity checked out Lauren's ass!
36:59
May 16, 2017
Ep 156 – 1Broad 1Peter
Peter and Lauren attempt to carry on in Jennie's absence. Lauren is gearing up for Donkey Sauce, FLAVORTOWN, and Tidewater Comicon! Peter humble brags about his weight loss, and both discuss sexual positions, Rob Lowe and robbing Lowe's! Links Tidewater Comicon Weezer at FLAVORTOWN Char's Golden Goods The Meatball Stoppe Diners, Drive-ins. and Dives: Wonder Women MEGACON   https://youtu.be/cnBHIU2Qn0c  
32:45
May 10, 2017
Ep 155 – Like Grody to the Max
WARNING: This episode is gross af! Do NOT listen while eating! Peter makes a case for his favorite movies. Jennie is stock-piling shelf-stable meats, and all the Broads are grody to the max. Plus, voicemails!
41:07
May 02, 2017
Ep 154 – Midget Lipstick Party
Lauren comforts a compassionate bar goer, Jennie is still raving about that lipstick party, Peter has lots of Netflix opinions, and none of the Broads can stop thinking about midget sex.
39:20
April 25, 2017
Ep 153 – Thank You for being a Friend!
Gremlins sure was great, wasn't it? Definitely not a disappointment like Lauren's kid! Our fans are not a disappointment either, and we have a lot of thanks to give!
38:24
April 18, 2017
Ep 152 – Sh*t, Shame, Prick
Jennie and Lauren describe their LipSense party then engage in literal shit talk. Peter is curious about pussy chapstick, and the gang kink shames puppy players. Plus, a tremendous prick!
35:19
April 12, 2017
Red Vein Army Presents: Wicked Women of Richmond
Red Vein Army presented the Wicked Women of Richmond panel to honor Women in Horror Month. Lauren moderated the panel, recorded, and even edited and produced this episode. Please check out all of the amazing guests and their projects through the show notes!
01:14:42
April 05, 2017
Ep 151 – Countdown to Flavortown
The Broads are still holding a contest! You have until April 1st to be eligible to win one of our fabulous prize packs! Peter talks about naked dudes, Jennie and Lauren get real racist, and we're all on board with the FLAVORTOWN Express!
47:57
March 28, 2017
Ep 150 – Crazy with the Cheese Whiz
The Broads are holding a contest! Like our page and invite friends receive fabulous prizes! We branched out during our brief hiatus. Peter and Lauren appeared on Zombie Anonymous while Jennie participated in All Day You Drunks as the proverbial targeted female. We plug our sponsors, discuss abobos, and wrap it all up with cheese sauce and blow-jobs.
40:42
March 21, 2017
The (untitled) Listener Challenge!
CONTEST OVER - Keep listening for the next one!
01:28
March 17, 2017
Ep 149-That’s My Fetish
Lauren swipes right on a high school teacher and it leads to body image issues, Jennie goes sex toy shopping. Go to mouthybroadcast.com for links and show notes
42:58
March 07, 2017
Ep 148 – The Gang Shares Florida Stories
Jennie and Peter talk about that time they met in Florida. Lauren has a new fear of hairless cats, and both the women discuss alternative menstrual products.
50:43
March 01, 2017
Ep 147- Cash me in Florida how bout da
Jennie and Ben in Florida!
28:43
February 21, 2017
Ep 146 – The Shade Hour
Jennie has to provide her counseling services to a friend, Lauren won't shut up about Red Vein's Wicked Women of Richmond event, and Peter's gonna hate-hate-hate-hate-hate! Music New Duo - "Let Me Go" Links Wicked Women of Richmond:  https://www.facebook.com/events/621550324720482/   Embryo: DrawSomething Hater App:  https://www.haterdater.com/     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS9gUUFz6Ps
32:27
February 14, 2017
Ep 145 – Letgo of that Yogurt
Jennie is frustrated with humanity after her recent experience on letgo, Lauren rambles about her upcoming even with Red Vein Army, and Peter is disgusted by their questionable yogurt choices.
32:01
February 08, 2017
Ep 144 – Rob Schneider is THE MICROPHONE
How about a quickie this evening? Lauren is getting ready for a hot date in a Wawa parking lot so she talks about getting her pubes ready for the occasion. We also talk about playing Draw Something which really isn't as great as talking about Lauren's pubes.
18:17
February 01, 2017
Fatventures: Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa
On January 26, 2017, Taco Bell released a Fatventure worthy menu item that promised to satisfy those who avoid carbs, but still love dat fried, fast-food, trash goodness. The Naked Chicken Chalupa forgoes the standard tortilla which encompasses most Taco Bell delicacies. Instead, a piece of fried chicken wraps up the other ingredients which include lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and avocado ranch sauce. Ladies and gentleman, behold:  THE NAKED CHICKEN CHALUPA   The above picture is, of course, a promotional photo. The photos I provide below are much more realistic, but first, allow me to explain the anticipation leading up to actually putting the Naked Chicken Chalupa in mouth. Taco Bell was packed tonight! All the stoners Taco Bell aficionados and taco-loving Democrats curious diners alike, waited in line just like this trash guzzling slob I did to be among the first to try it. I ordered four of the suckers, waited patiently for my name to be called, and headed home excited to gorge myself enjoy them! 1.    The packaging: The outer wrapping is much sturdier and more attractive than that of a standard taco. It made me feel as if the Bell really put some artistic thought into this. Inside, a cardboard shell holds the chalupa neatly in place. 2.    Size: I apologize that I did not have a banana to provide the proper scale, but as you can see by the adjacent quarter, it is a bit on the small side. 3.    Taste: Can you see the look of wonder and excitement in my eyes as I take my first bite? See my expression change from delight to confusion as I chew my first bite? 4.    The actual review: The chicken is moist, tender, and tasty. The breading is spiced-up deliciously. It actually tastes very much like a Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich, and that's where my disappointment begins. As I said, this chicken is good, but it's not crispy enough to provide that crunch I need when I'm really craving dumpster meals Taco Bell. Additionally, I like my mouth unauthentic Mexican food loaded with meat. The only ingredients Taco Bell bothers to put inside are a few measly chunks of tomatoes, a light shred of lettuce, some cheese, and a weak AF sauce. Yes, this "avocado ranch" sauce is nothing but glorified mayonnaise. It's not that any of it tastes bad, in fact, I enjoyed your mom the flavors, but it just felt like I was eating a half portion of some other trash a Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich. I'm a fan of all garbage fast food, but I was in the mood for Taco Bell, not Wendy's. If I could slowly kill myself by over eating design my own fried chicken-shelled Taco Bell menu item, I would make it with a hard taco shell or fritos inside for extra crunch, meat, beans, and all of the other toppings currently included. Again, this isn't called a Fried Chicken Chalupa; it is called a Naked Chalupa. In this case, naked simply means lacking and boring. I spoke to a fellow self-mutilator friend of mine just after finishing my meal, and he believed that an ulcer in the making a request like I described is possible from Taco Bell. I'm tempted to try that out and amend my review if anyone is interested in watching me take ...
03:38
January 27, 2017
Ep 143 – Drag Queen Rights Are Human Rights
The Broads spent the past weekend standing up for the cause. Peter marched in Orlando, Lauren marched on Washington, and Jennie marched her ass to drag brunch for some muthafucking biscuits. Plus, Elle King, Rob Schneider, and Nazi-punching patriotism. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Sicman-of-VA"] "sic Ric" Links   Women's March on Washington photos by Lauren   Drag Brunch   Can I Punch Nazis?   https://twitter.com/donswaynos/status/822806687207870464 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI8TzwBaHJo       https://youtu.be/GSEz5ViwiVQ     https://youtu.be/0uLI6BnVh6w    
34:30
January 24, 2017
Ep 142 – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
Lauren openly admits to what the internet has decided is Jennie's secret shame while Peter requests to delete all memories of unpleasant erections.
35:38
January 17, 2017
Ep 141 – New Year Who Dis?
Don't play like you don't know who dis is! The Broads are now even being called losers by the president elect. Peter's looking for a roommate, Jennie is snowed-in, and Lauren compares her kid's face to a vagina. Plus we talk about the OA, Dirk Gently, and more!
31:49
January 12, 2017
Ep 140 – Unpopular Edits
Jennie dishes on unpopular opinions, Peter basks in the afterglow of seeing Rogue One, and Lauren threatens to burn it to the ground.
56:46
December 21, 2016
Ep 139 – Good Morning You Broads
After a couple cursed attempts at recording last weekend in the Radio Free Radio studio clubhouse, Jennie and Lauren hijacked this week's episode of Good Morning You Drunks and stole their audio. WHEN THE PIRATE STATION IS PIRATED! We talk about our death wishes, auto-erotic asphyxiation, santa coming, fetishes, and lots more trash. Tune into their show every monday night at 8 PM on RadioFradio.com.   Links http://radiofradio.com/category/past-shows/gmyd/ Radiofradio.com
02:01:00
December 14, 2016
Ep 138 – A Very Special Edpisode
The Broads may be woke af, but there is one politically incorrect word they just can't shake. Lauren gets hardcore negged, Peter is content, and Jennie is still in awe of You're the Worst.   Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Saddle-of-Centaur"] "Sensitive" Links Southerners on New Ground   Quit Using Retarded in Three Easy Steps    
39:31
December 06, 2016
Ep 137 – Fantastic Butts and Where To Find Them
Thanksgiving is fresh on the minds of the Broads, and they all have a thing or two to share. Alt right, racism, and controversial opinions on popular tv shows prevail as we recount our holidays and fap to survive. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Combine"] "Fat Sore Pilgrims" Links   Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Westworld Shameless Dirk Gently Better Things  
37:48
November 29, 2016
Ep 136 – Trial by Biscuits
How could a Broad possibly rage quit Wawa? Lauren reveals this tragedy and dispenses some serious justice. Jennie is master of the biscuit domain, and Peter still has feelings on Lost. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Sicman-of-VA"] Links http://mouthybroadcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/14720134_872967212837282_2735750810133594112_n.mp4  
35:18
November 22, 2016
Ep 135 – 2016? More like 20 sucks D!
2016 has been a tough year for everyone, but the Broads are trying their best to focus on the positives. Even in the steaming pile of garbage that is Facebook, Lauren sees a glimmer of hope. Peter got to thank Obama from a close proximity, and Jennie is still hopeful for the Gorillaz.   Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Mockers"] "The Empire Strikes Out" Links Andrew WK Advice Amazing List of Good Things in 2016 10 Good Things That Happened in 2016
38:34
November 15, 2016
Ep 134 – Directors Cut
It's a clip show featuring never before heard material and all of your favorite Broads and guests! Ben Taylor, Charlynn, Sandman, and of course, Jennie, Lauren, and Peter!   Links Sarlacc Images Broad City Judge Judy Quotes New Duo  
27:14
October 18, 2016
Ep 133 – Dashiki Dilemma
Ben joins the Broads for a very special after midnight episode. Fashion advice leads to #realtalk about racism and cultural appropriation when Jennie accidentally buys a dashiki. Music Crimson Electric - Underhanded Links Dashikis for sale 2 Dope Queens Sooo Many White Guys   Twin Towers, Boss Man and Akeem:
47:50
October 12, 2016
Ep 132 – Magic Mike Hawk
On a very special episode, Peter is appalled when Jennie and Lauren reveal their celebrity crush. Even though there's no interest from this group in male strippers, the broads are going to give Magic Mike a shot, and you're invited to join us over the internet. Plus, we discuss the 700 lbs woman who's trying to get to 1000, and a new gimmick in the alarm clock world.   Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Sicman-of-VA"] "Sushi" Links 700 lbs Woman Monty Python Meaning of Life Mr. Creosote Magical Mystery Spaghetti Gilbert Gottfried 50 Shades Orgasmic Alarm Clock: take my money
40:46
October 04, 2016
Ep 131 – O-phuck-i-us Chicken
Jennie has been choking down biscuits, Lauren is sucking off pineapple, and Peter is disturbed by trending McChicken. We've got some beef with astrology followers, mad love for NASA, and complete faith in the Pottermore sorting hat. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Gloom"] "Ghost Story" Links Zodiac Bull Shit Pottermore Sorting Quiz Pottermore Patronus Quiz Ilvermorny Houses McChicken (site is SAFE, but does have links that are not)
43:02
September 27, 2016
Ep 130 – Intervention Extravaganza!
Jennie and Ben are live at this year's Intervention! Man. This is always a fantastic convention but this was definitely the most spectacular year. Future Ben joins to "charm" us with his English "class" but we kicked him off the air to be joined by our con friend Carla. We talk about how to avoid awkward situations and con crud, con apparel and etiquette, and we get a little nerdy with Doctor Who and Steven Universe and fandom gatekeepers.
46:29
September 20, 2016
Ep 129 – How to talk to a C*** wearing headphones
Put in your headphones before you listen, but prepare to be interrupted by some douche bag who just got interrupting lessons. Jennie is preparing for her appearance on RadioFreeRadio's Deprogrammed episode on Faith No More, and is excited to attend Intervention Con. Peter and Lauren serve some #realtalk on relationship woes, but in the end, we all wrap it up for Harambe. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Jamesons"] Links Recap: Talk to a Woman Wearing Headphones Intervention Con Radio Free Radio Deprogrammed Faith No More Blog (by Peter) Booty Warrior Boondocks Booty Warrior    
34:26
September 13, 2016
Ep 128 – Mexican Street Corn for Harambe
The Broads are amped up for taco trucks on every corner and the return of You're the Worst. Plus, they discuss other enjoyable shows that are still full of skippable episodes. Intervention Con is less than two weeks away, and no one has put their d*ck away in months thanks to Harambe.
44:18
September 07, 2016
Ep 127 – Mouthy AF
The Broads declare that limited edition Oreos are nasty af, specialty Poptarts are lit af, and propose a fashion app to keep your look on fleek. If you're too basic to understand a word of this, listen to our guide on slang to get you woke af to the Millennial speak. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Kingsbury"] Peninsula Links Oreo Flavors Poptart Flavors 2016 Slang  
47:38
August 30, 2016
Ep 126- Superdrag Gefilte Fish
Jennie is preparing for her appearance on a very special episode of Radio Free Radio's Deprogrammed featuring Superdrag! Lauren had some kooky adventures participating in GISHWHES 2016, and Peter has some intriguing questions for the Meat Puppets. Plus, a dramatic reading from Twitter. Music New band this week! [xyz-ihs snippet="Offering"] "Return Uncertain" Links Radio Free Radio :  Stream live video RadioFradio.com - broadcasting 24/7! Local & indie music plus great talk programs weekday evenings.     https://vimeo.com/23694128   The 0ffering GISHWHES Twitter Story 2 Dope Queens   For Lauren's GISHWHES Adventures, please check out our Facebook page!    
36:58
August 23, 2016
Ep 125 – Camel Toe Reunion
We got camel toe, high school reunions, camel toe, Sandman of The Dead Bedouins Podcast, camel toe, voice mails, camel toe, and the young republicans edition of FMK. Also, we discuss camel toe.
45:02
August 16, 2016
Ep 124 – Batman is the F*king Patriarchy
Joined by the Sandman of the Dead Bedouins Podcast, the Broads give some reviews. Lauren talks about her first week on Tinder, Peter went to a Guns n' Roses concert, and Jennie takes on the Patriarchy that is "The Killing Joke." Plus, music from New Duo! Music New Duo "Let me go" https://www.instagram.com/p/BHxtEEYBexx/?taken-by=new_duo Spin:  Aptly Named New Duo Encourage Dance-Floor Weeping With ‘Let Me Go’ Links Dead Bedouins Podcast  Guns n' Roses tour dates Killing Joke - Google Amazon iTunes    
49:13
August 09, 2016
Ep 123 – Swipe Right!
Peter shares a shocking theory on Han Solo, Jennie is always baited by male nudity, and Lauren succumbs to swiping peer pressure. Plus, more voice mails and an Urban Dictionary challenge! Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Mockers"] "Real Enough For Me" Links Holocaust Denial Han John Barrowman's husband's dong (at 1:58) Tinder  
35:42
August 02, 2016
Ep 122 – Stranger Things happen
The regular cast is back! Peter gives a glowing recommendation for Stranger Things, Lauren is an emotional wreck, and Jennie has a fun idea to try out at the pool. We've also got a very sassy voicemail, an epic obituary, and minimal Pokemon talk (if you're sick of that sort of thing). Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Black-Book"] "Coastal highway" Links Stranger Things Amazing Obituary of Diane Monahan Mike Tschirn Memorial and Surviving Family Fund Keep air out of your vag.
36:52
July 26, 2016
Ep 121 – Live from Fredericksburg!
During a rare "in person" recording after FREDCON 2016, Jennie and Lauren are forced to fight the #patriarchy. Ben from the Network and TV's Jeff try to dominate the conversation, but the Broads won't have it. Join us for the FREDCON review, and stay for Mark Twain, Kylo Ren, and Val Kilmer. Take that Mr. Hitler!
40:22
July 19, 2016
Ep 120 – Lunch. Period.
Charlynn is back to help us review alternative feminine hygiene products, the Broads give a public service announcement about giving a lunch (or coffee) order to a friend, and discuss the differences between local burger joints.
42:43
June 29, 2016
Ep 119 – Chewbacca Mom & Lauren’s Foot
Charlynn joins the broads this week because she wants everyone clean and moisturized. Lauren is struggling with her foot among other things, Jennie wants to stop the hate on Chewbacca Mom, and Peter needs spaghetti. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="Dahus"] "Wiley Coyote" Links Profane Handmade! Profane Handmade on Facebook! Chewbacca Mom's Earnings
42:49
June 14, 2016
Ep 118 – Hitchhiker’s Guide to Shia Lebouf
Lauren's kid is doing something awful, Peter's pissing off celebrities, and Jennie is picking up every hitch hiker she sees in the hopes of finding Shia Labeouf. Music [xyz-ihs snippet="180Out"] "Broken Wing" Links Merisworld.com Hitch-hiking Shia Air Drum Workout What to do if you find a baby bird? DON'T PICK IT UP!  
36:39
June 07, 2016
Ep 117 – Podcast Supreme
The broads have some brief reviews of "Preacher" and "BoJack Horseman," and Howard leaves a voicemail with more Urban Dictionary terms. Lauren tells what's on her mind about the chat room. Supreme!
41:16
June 01, 2016
Ep 116: Brought to you by the letters JD and G&T
Lauren appears live at the Nerdvana Studio with Jennie after a day of fun at Tidewater Comicon. They're joined by Ben from the Network and the booze flows freely.
43:46
May 24, 2016
Ep 115: She Bop to Spidey
This episode begins with a spoiler-free review of of Captain America: Civil War which turns into a Spiderman love-fest. Ben from the network stops by to complain about us killing yet another beloved celebrity, and we finish it off with a healthy discussion about masturbation. Click your mouse, stuff your muffin, and beat around the bush while you listen to this episode! Music New this week! Thanks guys!  [xyz-ihs snippet="Black-Book"] "Post Empire" Links Helen Mirren meets Idris Elba  Rick Scott is Voldemort Tidewater Comicon! Tidewater Comicon!  May 21-22 @ Virginia Beach Convention Center Find us at Table 502 in artists alley.  
32:41
May 12, 2016