Movies N Sh*t

Movie watchers… Riiiiiiiise! Jesus died for our sins so we could sit around and watch movies in peace, so that’s what we did in preparation for this Holy Easter episode.  Christ provides ever-lasting life and we provide Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:20), TV Talk (1:10:14), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:39:33).  Kelly refuses to acknowledge Patrick’s gifts in another installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:56:37) before an all knew edition of Tomato Talk, previously known as Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:02:47).  Finally, Patrick provides your Hidden Gem recommendation of the week (2:05:40).  Episode highlights include podcast recommendations, a Rocketeer themed Lex Paul memory, Kelly’s Star Trek dreams with Nicolas Cage, strong but polite disagreements about Moonstruck, discussions about spiders in space, good vs. bad on-screen tsunamis, good vs. bad on-screen World War II, and upcoming movies on the horizon.    

Big shout-out to the NC State Wolfpack for your magical March Madness run!  Don’t ever give up, movie fans.

It’s that time of year again! We’re Kenning with all the coverage your ears can handle from the 2024 Oscars. You can’t see John Cena’s naked body, but you CAN listen to us talk about it here.

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    

They’re back and forever changed! You might be asking yourselves: in a world where Kelly has finally seen and acknowledged the greatness of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, what’s left…what else is there…why even go on?  Well, there will always be more movies to see, and that’s enough for this pair of movie-watching podcasters.  Today’s episode kicks off with a well-deserved tribute to Harrison Ford, a short discussion about racing cars and other sh*t before your regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:01), TV Talk (1:15:51), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:29:18).  Patrick shines again in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:54:40) before a special Most Recent Editions to Kelly’s LaserDisc Collection installment of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:13).  And to close the episode out, Kelly and Patrick provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:00:00).  Episode highlights include the first-ever installment of Tom Folsom’s Bad Casting, a brief discussion about the art of acting, Oscar nominations, the incredible run of movies that closed out 2023, the latest from and about Tom Cruise, an obligatory conversation about Star Wars, and the absurd but apparently very popular continuing trend - spiders in space.  

Special shout-out to Kelly’s fast and furious friend, Keith.

Twenty years ago (TO THE DAY!), Return of the King was released in theaters, completing (arguably) the greatest movie trilogy of all time. For Patrick, going to see a LOTR movie each Christmas season was a 3-year, time honored tradition. For Kelly, wizards are bullshit. But because their fellowship is so unbreakably strong, Kelly made a promise to Patrick (not unlike the promise Sam made to Frodo) to sit down and actually watch the entire 3-volume, Peter Jackson masterpiece as it was meant to be seen… one 9+ hour cinematic epic. And with a little help from some of our favorite, loyal listeners, he has completed the quest. Click play to hear his takes.

Greetings, movie fans! Today’s episode kicks off with the most important Special Announcement (1:16) in Movies N Shit history.  Then, enjoy a seamless transition to Movies We’ve Seen since last time (10:40), TV Talk (1:08:35), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:37:25).  Patrick returns to form in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:02:10) before the most important Lord of the Rings edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:04:38) that’s ever been recorded.  Finally, Kelly and Patrick provide not one, not two, but THREE stellar Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:10:25).  Episode highlights include discussions about Scorsese and other filmmakers’ distinctive styles, Halloween movies, Eat the Rich movies, heartwarming soccer stories, theaters we love and movie-going experiences we’ll never forget, superhero fatigue, bad casting choices, and for the first time ever — Patrick knows about a show that Kelly doesn’t know about.  All that and much, much more!   

Big congrats to the creatives for making it through the strike! 

In today’s episode, we start with miscellaneous shit — cut scenes, youtube channels, great deals on movie stuff, listener feedback… you know, shit like that.  Then it’s back to our regularly scheduled program with Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicking off at 18:50, TV Talk at 1:08:05, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:21:51.  Please keep in mind that all of us have off days as you listen to Patrick give a less than stellar performance in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:38:21, before an equally forgettable edition of Paul Reubens Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:10.  Lastly, Kelly and Patrick provide two more Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure at 1:46:43.  Episode highlights include discussions about how there are just too many period pieces, the superiority of Taylor Sheridan productions, the origin of the Jeremiah Johnson gif, loving shout-outs to Jimmy Buffet and Taylor Swift, and an angry rant from Patrick about the disgusting greed of the movie studios (and the heads of corporations in general).  All that and much, much more!   

This one goes out to all those who are currently on strike.  We stand with you. 

Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.

Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.

Well, we saw it. Check out our before and after commentary live-ish from the CityWalk IMAX. Mid episode SPOILER ALERT for our post movie thoughts. And remember, CGI never ever marks the spot.

In this episode’s silliness, the unthinkable happens — Kelly goes on the record with his unbreakable vow to watch the entire LOTR trilogy with Patrick at a time and place of his choosing.  In the words of General Lord Charles Cornwallis, brilliantly portrayed by Tom Wilkinson in the 2000 smash-hit Mel Gibson blockbuster, The Patriot: “Everything will change… everything has changed.”  Less importantly, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 9:30, TV Talk at 1:23:07, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:44:55.  As usual, Patrick shines in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:55:52, before barely getting by in a Disney live-action-ish remake edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:57:39.  And finally, Patrick provides a Hidden Gem recommendation for your viewing pleasure at 2:03:04.  Episode highlights include discussions about how we rank movies, the Fast and the Furious, the number of trailers you have to sit through before your movie starts, whether or not Rose Byrne is talented, Trek talk, whether Jury Duty is as good as Nathan for You, the restoration of Casa Bonita, and much much more.  

Shout out to Adam Mares and the Denver Nuggets for winning their first NBA title.  

Apologies for mispronouncing Harry Styles’s name and for thinking Fool’s Paradise was the movie Polite Society.  They are different movies and Patrick should’ve known better.  He is so, so sorry. 

It’s time to party down with another episode of your favorite movie podcast.  Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 6:23, TV Talk at 52:40, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:25:40.  Patrick gets a little too cocky and pays for it in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:37:26, before participating in a ridiculous Kelly’s collection of Laser Discs edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:40:30.  And finally, we provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure at 1:48:46.  Episode highlights include gushing over Star Trek when they get it right, discussions about keeping people going to the theaters, an inability to be objective about Zach Braff, vampire Nicolas Cage, how nice young men can produce terrifying nightmare cinema, the appropriate roles for old Harrison Ford, and baby turtles.  Plus Patrick gives Kelly a passionate lesson about the history of Michael Jordan.  Sit back and fill your ear holes with all that and more! 

Let us give you a word of advice — always bet on this podcast.  Roll out the champagne colored carpet cause once again, Movies N Shit is in control with clips from Orange County, Oscar talk, and Moviepass criticism. Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 25:12, TV Talk at 1:12:09, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:27:44.  Then it’s time for TWO new Hidden Gem recommendations at 1:39:50.  Episode highlights include discussions about Rocky and Creed, Guy Richie’s strengths and weaknesses, the human instinct to misrepresent, the difference between horrors and thrillers, visiting filming locations, how technology and the wealth divide have changed everything, and Sam Rockwell.  And never fear, regularly scheduled installments of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan,” What Year Did That Come Out Again?, and Guess That Rotten Tomato Score will resume next time. 

(PLEASE NOTE: WE DO NOT DISCUSS THE HIT 1992 FILM PASSENGER 57 IN THIS EPISODE, APOLOGIES TO MR. SNIPES)

Cheers, listeners!  In our 1st episode of 2023 and the 56th episode of meager our lives, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 7:39 (and lasts a whole delightful hour and a half), TV Talk at 1:36:25, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:47:40.  Then it’s time for another edition of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (formerly “What the Hell Did He/She Just Say?) at 2:08:31 before Patrick notches another miraculous, near-perfect score in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 2:11:49 and Kelly plays us out with an all-new Hidden Gem recommendation at 2:13:25.  Episode highlights include discussions about how the environment in which you see a film, how many times you see the film, and how old you are when you see a film inform how you feel about that film, whether Avatar is amazing or terrible/beautiful or fake-looking, award shows nowadays being a big bummer, the future of DC, old-man Indiana Jones, whether or not Kelly is in fact Mel Brooks, and a special reminder that Patrick has written a Christmas-Action flick far superior to Violent Night but not nearly as good as Die Hard and it is available to purchase.

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 5:22, TV Talk at 37:27, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 56:39.  Then it’s time for another edition of What the Hell Did He/She Just Say (Not Like This)? at 1:15:00 before Patrick notches a near-perfect score in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:20:10 and fumbles his way through a Martin McDonagh edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:23:36.  Hidden Gem recommendations start at 1:29:45 and episode highlights include discussions about death, actors who have always been old, Star Trek courtroom episodes, the greatness of Cate Blanchett, non-risk takers, Ireland on film, the end of Halloween, masculinity through sports, and most importantly - the unusual ways that the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings series evolutions have mirrored one another in the prioritization of scheduling over story and how that has impacted Patrick’s mental health and emotional well-being.

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 8:22, TV Talk at 51:55, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:18:41.  Then it’s time for Patrick to once again share his self-proclaimed gift in a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:39:50 and a James Cameron edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:47 before your latest Hidden Gems recommendation at 1:51:41.  Episode highlights include discussions about licenses to kill, becoming independently wealthy so we can own a movie theater, triple and quadruple features and how Burbank is the best place to experience them, unofficial Star Trek trilogies, whether James Cameron will continue on as the movie-making King of the World, the darkness that you don’t remember from Pinocchio, the darkness that you didn’t know about in Armie Hammer, the storytelling legacy of Kevin Smith, a brand new edition of Patrick’s Pitch, ranking shows in realtime, Star Wars for adults and the further expansion of the universe, the death and impact of Godard, the unparalleled manipulative power of music in cinema, and our sincerest apologies to Steven Spielberg for having ever doubted him as the cinematic the GOAT.

Patrick Finan will return to discuss Amazon’s Lord of the Rings series.

Our latest episode features Armageddon talk, James Bonding talk, a brief discussion about the worst professionally made movie Patrick has seen in recent memory, Star Trek fan-hood, a 5-star review of Disney’s Light & Magic, a shout-out to long-time friend of the podcast Mike Mann, and early thoughts about Amazon’s Rings of Power (no spoilers, recording was completed before the 2-part episode premiere).  Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 9:47, TV Talk at 41:59, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Stuff at 1:03:06, before another edition of WTF Did They Just Say?/Not Like This at 1:21:30.  Then it’s on to a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (where Patrick “totally redeems himself” from the embarrassment of his episode 52 attempt) at 1:26:22, and a special Wolfgang Peterson edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:30:05).  Finally, the fellas wrap things up with a heart-felt tribute to Nichelle Nichols at 1:50:15.

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

On today’s episode, the boys tip their hats to the late, great James Caan and investigate a lost sequence from Return of the Jedi, available now on youtube, before diving into some treasured Listener Feedback (10:13).  Movies We’ve Seen (17:58) since last time include further discussions about Top Gun: Maverick, another edition of Patrick’s Pitch, Marcel, Minions, Thor, Nope and more!  TV Talk (1:02:07) includes the guys’ collectively gushing over the latest masterwork by Nathan Fielder, The Orville, and other pretty good stuff too.  Entertainment News (1:14:49) includes Los Angeles movie theater updates and Kelly shutting down Patrick’s attempts to talk about movie trailers prematurely.  Then Patrick embarrasses himself in a new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:40:00) but “totally redeems himself(!)” in a special Patrick’s 4-star Letterboxd movies edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:45:58).  Lastly, your hosts provide you with two fantastic Hidden Gems (1:50:19) to better your brief existence in this beautiful, movie-loving world. 

Last time, we were the bride; this time, we’re just a wife.  But we still have just as much enthusiasm as we did for episode 50.  This time, we cover reactions to the many Movies We’ve Seen (13:51) since last time, from shaming Patrick’s girlfriend Jess for not loving the new Top Gun movie to Patrick’s mom shaming his dad for loving A Fish Called Wanda, and everything, everywhere in between.  TV Talk (1:16:18) includes shows that recently wrapped up like Atlanta and Obi-Wan Kenobi to shows in full stride like Stranger Things, Strange New Worlds, and The Boys.  In Entertainment News (2:03:16) we pay tribute to Ray Liotta and talk upcoming stuff before premiering our first-ever segment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:18:21) and presenting another segment of What The Hell Did They Just Say? (2:23:48), Dogma edition.  Finally, we bring you a Jurassic World edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:29:40) and another Hidden Gem (2:34:00) before signing off until next time.  Hwhil Hwheaton, everybody.

For our first ever 50th episode, we’ve pulled out all the stops!  This milestone installment of Movies N Shit begins with Patrick administering to Kelly the ultimate movie lovers quiz (6:33) - courtesy of Brett Goldstein, permission pending. Then Kelly covers the Movies We’ve Seen (1:31:39) since last time with the exception of a single Star Wars movie marathon that Patrick recently undertook and discusses.  TV Talk (2:05:46) includes positive watch experiences like The OC and Friday Night Lights, as well as painful watch experiences like Picard and everything else in between.  In Entertainment News (2:21:41) we pay tribute to the hilarious Gilbert Gottfried and the incomparable Bruce Willis before covering some fun new games for movie fans and teasing a potential future segment where Kelly tries to stump Patrick on movie release years.  A Rocky II edition of What’s That Movie Line? (2:35:49) leaves us delightfully confused and a Michael Bay edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:39:29) definitely doesn’t suck, Pearl Harbor or no Pearl Harbor.  Finally, two Hidden Gems (2:49:05) are provided for your viewing pleasure before we bid you adieu til next time.  As always, thanks so much for listening and happy movie watching.

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

We don't talk about the Golden Globes... no, no, no.  But we do talk about the Oscars, and this year's Oscars was lengthy and full of surprises.  Some wonderful surprise wins, and then one or two surprises that weren't so wonderful but will definitely be discussed for a long, long time to come.  Get your Oscar fix right here, right now.

Welcome back for another edition of Movies N Shit!  We launch today’s episode with some listener feedback regarding our Lethal Weapon Christmas commentary episode (2:50).  A thorough discussion about The Batman highlights the latest installment of Movies We’ve Seen (5:55) since last time, then TV Talk (44:34) includes discussions about Picard, Winning Time, and more!  In Entertainment News (1:03:18) we pay tribute to the man who brought us Six Days Seven Nights, present the definitive take on the Mandela effect as it correlates to 2008’s The Bucket List, and provide some documentary recommendations on how you can educate yourself on the stock market, which is important for movie watchers and non-movie watchers alike.  A brand new Jack Nicholson’s Joker edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:34:29) precedes this week’s Ivan Reitman edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:41:30) before your regularly scheduled Hidden Gem (1:48:49) to wrap things up until next time.

Special shout out to longtime listener and friend of the podcast, Kevin Netzley, for his listener feedback this week!

Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight?  Well, here's your chance.  Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory.  You wanna get nuts?!  Let's get nuts!

Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight?  Well, here's your chance.  Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory.  You wanna get nuts?!  Let's get nuts!

Small town hero Ed Rooney kicks off episode 48, along with another edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:33).  Then Patrick listens as Kelly discusses Movies He’s Seen (14:34) since last time, and gushes over subtitle-laden flick, The Worst Person in the World.  But don’t worry, Patrick contributes to TV Talk (54:49) with some heartfelt shout-outs to Cobra-Kai and a verbal essay on the plot-driven vs character-driven narratives of genre television, and Entertainment News (1:36:21) with a hopeful shout-out to Moviepass.  Wrapping things up, it’s a This Year’s Best Picture Oscar Nominees Edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:21:31) and your regularly scheduled Hidden Gem (2:31:45) courtesy of Patrick.  All that, plus Kelly promises, ON AIR, to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy with Patrick.  And that’s a verbal contract, he can’t take that back, he can’t take his verbal consent back, he said it, he consented by saying it, so end of deal, okay, end of story, sorry, Kelly, but you totally gave consent.

Originally published May 2019. Republished January 2022.

In this week’s episode, we tackle the entire Marvel universe movement, specifically - Avengers: Endgame.  But first, we tackle recent shit we’ve seen [6:38], talk movie news - highlights include: ridiculous theatrical adaptations of movies, shit about Game of Thrones, Star Wars weddings, and crying fans [12:10], we take our first “fan” phone call [24:34], and then (finally) give the definitive take of all takes on the Avengers series [28:30]… spoilers begin at [34:05] cause that’s where we start talkin’ time travel, story beats, and Robert Redford before inevitably descending into madness.  All that, plus so many shout outs and a hidden gem movie recommendation at the end(game) [102:31]

As usual, there’s a lot to talk about so the boys dive right in with Movies We’ve Seen (3:00) since last time… spoiler alert - there are a whole bunch of them.  After discussing Spider-Man, Spielberg and some other meta shit, it’s finally time for TV Talk (51:21) including discussions about MacGruber, Star Wars and Star Trek fatigue.  In Entertainment News (1:36:09) we pour one out for some absolute legends who’ve passed on since last time as well as early Oscar talk and the evolving Vegas geography of 90s classic, Con Air.  Finally, Movies N Shit presents a special Spidey edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:04:11) before Patrick provides yet another Hidden Gem (2:09:36) for your viewing pleasure.  All that, plus a super relatable story about In N Out and Rob McElhenney, shout out to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

After a brief but passionate discussion about spoilers, the guys exchange final thoughts about the Daniel Craig /James Bond era (7:00) and where the Craig installments fit into the overall 007 filmography.  Then it’s on to Movies We’ve Seen (48:21) since last time.  TV Talk (1:18:25) includes favorites like Yellowstone and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia as well as more recent stuff like Maid and The Shrink Next Door, plus Patrick starts to worry about the upcoming Amazon Lord of the Rings series.  In Entertainment News (1:38:39) you’ll find tributes to the entertainers we’ve lost since last time as well as some shows and movies that have fallen by the wayside before Kelly and Patrick warm things back up with a quick discussion about Christmas flicks (1:48:27) and another special Holiday edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:58:06).  Lastly, Patrick provides an unconventional Christmas-time Hidden Gem (2:04:14).  All that, plus an amazing story about Patrick’s friend Justin and Alanis Morissette… shoutout to Justincase. 

Also, Kelly would like to apologize for completely forgetting and butchering the name of Eternals' director Chloé Zhao. Loved Nomadland.

It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary!

So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long range sniper shots in high winds, and a lot of weird ass father-daughter vibes.

You’re not too old for this Movies N Sh*t Lethal Weapon commentary. So go ahead and press play and get your holiday season started off right.

It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary!  

So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long range sniper shots in high winds, and a lot of weird ass father-daughter vibes. 

You’re not too old for this Movies N Sh*t Lethal Weapon commentary. So go ahead and press play and get your holiday season started off right. 

Patrick and Kelly (mostly Patrick) analyze the new, definitive(?) version of fan favorite Rocky IV

Since we ran out of time for our proposed Halloween Special, we kick off this episode with a recap of what we watched during the spooky season (3:15) before diving into the highs [Dune] and lows [Last Night in Soho] of the more current Movies We’ve Seen (21:23) since last time segment.  TV Talk (57:38) focuses on Only Murders in the Building, amongst a few others.  We discuss the recent tragedy on the set of Alec Baldwin film Rust during the Entertainment News (1:06:34) portion of the show, as well as some lighter issues.  This edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:17:12) centers on the films of Denis Villeneuve, after a brief but necessary shout out to sort of Astronaut William Shatner.  Finally,  Patrick provides a Hidden Gem (1:27:59) that his mom likes.  All that, plus Kelly ragging on old white theater goers.  What more could you ask for?

This is no time for a lengthy podcast episode description… we have James Bond shit to talk about!  And after a short tribute to the late, great Norm Macdonald and a brief synopsis of what we’ve been up to since last time, we do just that, delivering before and after coverage of No Time to Die [Spoiler Alert] for your listening pleasure (11:58).  If you haven’t seen the most recent Bond flick yet, you can safely skip ahead to Movies We’ve Seen (53:25) since last time.  Or you could skip even further ahead to TV Talk (1:18:52) or even Entertainment News (1:26:39) but don’t skip too far ahead or you’ll miss all of the fun conversations, including one about William Shatner actually going into space.  Obviously this edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:42:03) is the Daniel Craig James Bond edition.  And finally Patrick provides an espionage Hidden Gem (1:45:59) before Louis Armstrong plays us out because we don’t have all the time in the world to podcast.  But don’t worry… Movies N Shit will return.  

(See what we did?)

It’s another episode of Movies N Shit, and we’re here to talk some shit about Star Trek before we cover the Movies We’ve Seen (5:15) since last time.  And there’s a bunch of ‘em — Stillwater, Reminiscence, The Suicide Squad, some older flicks, plus Kelly’s greatest single-day movie watching accomplishment and our favorite piece of fan feedback yet!  TV Talk (53:00) includes Dave, The White Lotus, The Movies That Made Us, and Woodstock ’99.  In Entertainment News (1:17:53) we cover the Nirvana Nevermind cover lawsuit, the Southpark guys’ big payday, and even a brief convo about Amazon’s upcoming Lord of the Rings series!  This edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:33:36) revolves around the Star Trek movies of the original crew.  And as always, we close out the episode with another pair of Hidden Gems (1:42:36).

All that, plus Kelly kills a spider to save Patrick and we finally give our listeners an official title! Merchandise is coming; be on the look-out!

In this monumental and wholly satisfying episode, we talk for 20 straight minutes about movie ratings, movie bridges and penis representation on film before we even get to the Movies We’ve Seen (22:08) since last time, including F9, Space Jam 2: the Inferior One, and the dated and problematic West Side Story.  TV Talk (1:34:39) includes Dave, Mythic Quest, The White Lotus and more!  Entertainment News (1:47:38) centers on the passing of all-time great Richard Donner, as does this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:02).  We close out the episode with another pair of Hidden Gems (2:11:48), and send you off feeling like superheroes. 

Apologies to the Tolkien Estate… we’ll be discussing the upcoming Lord of the Rings series on Prime during a future episode.

In today’s episode, we set a new podcast record by taking for a solid hour about the Movies We’ve Seen (4:22) since last time, with all kinds of soul-feeding digressions into the genre of Netflix background movies, the repetitiveness of origin stories, the delusional nature of human beings, trilogies and Steven Spielberg in the ‘80s, and just how fucking great it is to see movies in person with other people.  We then take a quick detour into TV Talk (59:44) and The Friends Reunion before covering a little Entertainment News (1:09:48) and Denise Richards’s career performance in Tammy and the T-Rex.  This week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score features all 9(?) of Quentin Tarantino’s films (1:27:22), Patrick and Kelly present a pair of Hidden Gems (1:48:09), and Bo Burnham plays us out with the best content that came out of COVID lockdown. 

Apologies to Chance Bostick… we’ll be discussing the new anime Lord of the Rings series next episode.

Pop quiz, hot shots, there’s a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It’s a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do you do... what do you do? 

(Don’t shoot the hostage, just have a listen)

Pop quiz, hot shots, there’s a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It’s a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do you do... what do you do?

(Don’t shoot the hostage, just have a listen)

In this landmark episode of Movies N Shit, the fellas discuss the correct viewing order of the Fast and the Furious series before talking Movies They’ve Seen (3:59) since last time, both back in the theaters and at home.  TV Talk (33:25) includes thoughts on shows with 26 episode seasons as well as Marvel shows and a return to the OC, bitches!  Entertainment News (50:26) kicks off with Indiana Jones casting updates before devolving into a discussion about parallel universe casting crossovers between the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon films.  Finally, Guess That Rotten Tomato Score features Guy Ritchie films (1:12:59) and Patrick presents this week’s Hidden Gems (1:34:07). 

Apologies to the millions of Lord of the Rings fans who tune in each week… we ran out of time.

The Oscars sucked this year, but that didn’t stop us from recording our annual Oscar Special! 

This time on Movies N Shit, the fellas talk a lil’ shit about therapy, Ridley Scott, and the Beverly Hills Cop series before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (14:02) since last time, with a special emphasis on the Snyder cut of Justice League (34:37).  TV Talk includes thoughts on the Grammys, Derry Girls, and the NCAA tournament (56:24) and  Entertainment News (41:11) includes notable losses, upcoming trailers, and a brief discussion about the 2021 Oscars (1:21:07).  Then it’s on to this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score yet, DC Extended Universe Edition (1:27:31).  As always, things wrap up with a pair of Hidden Gems (1:38:56) you’ll be glad you checked out after you finished listening to this podcast. 

Apologies to our many Lord of the Rings fans… an in depth discussion about the Lord of the Rings reunion with Stephen Colbert has been rescheduled for episode 40.

This time on Movies N Shit, the boys reminisce about the pre-COVID, golden era of Adam Sandler before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (10:00) since last time.  TV Talk includes thoughts on the sobering Allen vs Farrow documentary as well as a brief discussion about superheroes and aliens (30:00).  Entertainment News (41:11) kicks off with the reopening of Movie Theaters in LA!  Enjoy a brief recap of the Golden Globe winners (53:16), if you want to, but honestly, who cares?  Then it’s on to the most personal Guess That Rotten Tomato Score yet, Kelly’s Childhood Toys Edition (1:02:41).  As always, things wrap up with a pair of Hidden Gems (1:12:42). 

Due to time restraints, an in depth discussion about the Lord of the Rings reunion with Stephen Colbert has been rescheduled for episode 39.  Stay tuned.

On the Movies N Shit 2-year anniversary episode, the boys discuss how cannibalism is problematic and highlight some listener feedback before engaging in a lengthy discussion about Movies We’ve Seen (11:16) since last time. TV Talk includes a fun new show about aliens (52:06); Entertainment News (1:03:22) includes notable losses, new trailers, and the impact of COVID on production and distribution.  Enjoy a brief Golden Globes preview (1:27:39) before the latest Guess That Rotten Tomato Score, Alien Edition (1:45:33).  Then, as always, we wrap up with Hidden Gems (2:02:00) to get you through those cold, lonely nights.  Special shout-out this week to our newest listener, Ted Hackmann.  You really are our newest listener, and we can’t wait to have you on the pod when we record our Dances with Wolves commentary.