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Mr Steve N Allen on the Radio

Mr Steve N Allen on the Radio

By Mr Steve N Allen
The free podcast of Steve N Allen's radio show broadcast in the UK
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Babies in Politics & Pets Eating Well
In this one we cover loads of news, from babies being allowed in the House of Commons, Pets At Home showing off, why coffee is good and why Christmas can be bad.
16:16
November 24, 2021
Duvet Films & Electric Cars
In this show we tried to stop people getting angry at electric cars and we looked at the films you can watch over and over again. We also give you a reason to do housework.
25:16
November 23, 2021
Peppa Pig, Boris Johnson & Bottles
Our Prime Minister did a few things to get us to talk about him, a bottle with a message in it was found and Larry had Adele news. It was quite a show.
23:10
November 22, 2021
Shopping in PJs & Living Old Jokes
In today’s show we check to see if we are living in a joke, check on COP26 and ask what you should wear to go shopping.
20:04
November 12, 2021
A Bonfire Special
We did a bonfire show with a variety of phone-in topics that you can’t really do on radio, plus some stuff about Sarah Jayne Dunn’s right to be online.
21:44
November 5, 2021
We’re Saving The Planet - COP26 Special
On the show today we did what COP26 will fail to do, we came up with ways we’re saving the planet. You’re welcome, world!
18:24
November 1, 2021
Fashion Mess & Love Sacrifice
In today’s show we look at the things you have given up for your other half and we ask what’s as bad as Rishi’s socks and sandals?
17:08
October 27, 2021
Part 2 of I am NOT THAT STEVE ALLEN
In this show there’s more about how this Steve Allen isn’t the Steve Allen you were looking for, ways to sleep, David Beckham is Batman and more.
27:07
October 22, 2021
Not THAT Steve Allen & Odd Advent Calendars
In this radio broadcast we talked about the other Steve Allen and comments about weight, the strange advent calendars you really don’t want and the best places to have an affair in.
18:06
October 21, 2021
Till-Free Shops & How To Get Your Enemies
Tesco has a till-less shop and we have enemies. And somehow that turned into a radio show.
18:20
October 19, 2021
Bald Bond & Expanding Foam Fails
In this show we see if thee should be a bald James Bond next time, what happened when Steve tried to use expanding foam and why we might have eaten all the pies.
20:02
October 18, 2021
Lucky Underpants & Shatner In Space
In the show we talked about Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen’s underpants, Boris Johnson’s jogging shirt and Captain Kirk is finally getting into space.
20:22
October 4, 2021
Lady Dating Tips & Robot Footballers
In this podcast we talk petrol problems, how to pull the man you want and why robots are taking over where footballers left off.
15:57
September 28, 2021
Petrol Panic Buy & Best Rooms
Here’s the podcast of the radio show that covered the petrol panic buying problem, which room in the house you prefer to be in and the famous people you have met.
26:01
September 27, 2021
Imperial Measures & Spectrum Games
We covered lots in this breakfast show, including the return of the Imperial system, the sad passing of Sir Clive Sinclair, North Korean missile trouble, new Tube stations and more.
21:23
September 17, 2021
Nicki Minaj v Whitty Rap-Battle & Gassy Foods
In this show we hear how Prof Whitty should clap back against Nicki Minaj's vaccine tweets and there's new science on breaking wind.
15:40
September 15, 2021
Dr Emoji & Lorry Problems
New words, odd emojis and lorry driver shortage upside.
33:47
September 10, 2021
Sausages and Burgers (again)
More food chat on the show (you can tell the fasting is kicking in) as we talk hats, burger prices and a sausage blockage.
23:13
September 7, 2021
Lab Meat and Kid Botox
Would you eat a burger grown in a lab? Would it depend how drunk you were? And why are children having Botox? What a mess.
15:39
September 6, 2021
Elton John’s COVID Songs & Lorries
We look at Elton John’s new album recorded during the lockdowns, the shortage of lorry drivers is making it harder to have a drink of beer. Plus a James Bond thing.
13:54
September 2, 2021
Making A Beer & UK Holidays
We look at the best beer you could make my adding things to it, the best way to go on holiday in the UK and what to do with half a cup of nuts.
18:18
August 31, 2021
Tractor News & Weeding Your Garden
There’s a man who had many tractors, a comedian who had many sugars in his tea and a strange way of proposing. And there’s special advice on sorting the weeds on your drive.
19:20
August 27, 2021
Youthful Regrets and Ed Balls
In this show we do the easiest radio phone in about things you miss from being a child, Ed Balls is funny, more aliens news and more non-alien news.
18:55
August 26, 2021
Prank Sinatra & Asteroids
There's another asteroid in the news that won't hit us but we can still be dramatic, Frank Sinatra used to love a prank and the baby in the Nirvana album cover photo is suing.
18:57
August 25, 2021
Pub Snacks, Deadly Tortoise & Aliens
We hear about a fight to the death between a bird and tortoise, you won't believe who won. Well, you might. We also hear that pub snacks have gone fancy.
14:41
August 24, 2021
Broken Phones and Aliens
We hear about a new breakthrough that will stop our phones breaking through and there's alien news, of course there is.
10:19
August 23, 2021
Beans Means Robbers & Small Talk Hell
Why do robbers put beans on your doorstep? Why would a coffee shop promote small talk? Why would Michael Cane worry about his trousers? All of those answers and more are in this podcast.
13:50
August 20, 2021
Chicken Shortage & Dolly Parton Thank You
The UK is facing a lack of chicken, which could go badly. Dolly Parton speaks about her roll in the vaccine development and I'm A Celeb is starting soon.
17:14
August 18, 2021
Huw Edwards Leaving & Michael Jackson's New Wife
We hear about the woman who says she's married to Michael Jackson's ghost and is Huw Edwards taking over Steve's job?
17:57
August 17, 2021
Made Up Words & COVID Scams
In this one we mark the end of the English language, the scams you might get on your text and a ladybird in a bad place.
14:10
August 16, 2021
UK Lord of the Rings & Holiday Trouble
The Lord of the Rings is coming to the UK and we make a song and dance about it, there's someone who doesn't know when to go on holiday and we there's Britney news from Larry.
15:54
August 13, 2021
Airport Problems, Trains but No Sandwiches
Holiday problems, getting married on a train, being a terrible bank robber and more in this one.
13:06
August 13, 2021
Woolwich Ferry Bingo & Sponges
In this show we hear how sponges could fix all of that climate change stuff and it's a good one for the fans of the Woolwich Ferry.
15:51
August 6, 2021
Hobbies and Names
In this one we're taking names and kicking ass, but mainly the name part. And we look at the benefit of a hobby.
15:56
August 5, 2021
Happy Birthday Darren & Aliens
The show is basically a birthday card to Darren with some aliens news in there too.
10:59
August 3, 2021
Bucket Lists, Aliens & Celebs
I'm A Celeb is coming back to Wales, there's an answer the the question about aliens existing and a Springwatch presenter gets us thinking about life goals.
13:45
August 2, 2021
Play Your R-numbers Right & The Young Olympics
We play Play Your Rs Right, we investigate young people's Olympics and bike riding.
16:03
July 30, 2021
Dr Who Now, Octowhats & When Puppies Attack
The news of Jodie leaving Doctor Who broke during the show, so that gets covered. We also find out the risk of puppy invation and there's an issue with local octopuses in Romford.
23:20
July 29, 2021
A Vanilla/Dressage Mash Up
We celebrate some Olympics, talk flavours and look forward to some TV.
19:37
July 28, 2021
Gymnastic Jokes, Pet Names, Chest COVID
A full show in this one that covers some Team GB news, the things we call our partners and a strange side effect of the COVID vaccine.
15:40
July 28, 2021
Flying Ant Day & Brown COVID
If you think you're having flying ant day you might be mistaken, and there's a new way you could catch COVID, we get to the bottom of it.
23:32
July 26, 2021
Rude Gardening and Panic Buying
In this one we show solidarity with those gardeners who got in trouble on Facebook for saying the word hoe and we look at the best things to panic buy if you're a panic buying idiot.
16:50
July 24, 2021
Catchphrases and Olympics
In this podcast you'll find some stuff on the Olympics, some on catchphrases and probably other bits.
13:36
July 23, 2021
Bezos In Space!
Space day when another billionaire went for a fly, some Mark Wahlberg news and more.
16:55
July 20, 2021
The Weather Phone-In Phone-In
How do you do a radio show on a hot day when all of the good phone-in questions have been done?
13:57
July 20, 2021
Entertainment News Gone Wrong
This episode has some failed entertainment news, some complaints and a few masks.
18:59
July 17, 2021
Tattoo Loser
The main thrust of the show this time was about a man who got a tattoo claiming England the winners of the Euro 2020 but... well, you know.
21:38
July 14, 2021
What's Your Best Bits?
A podcast of a radio show that was inspired by armpits. And that's about it really.
12:41
July 13, 2021
Mario Schmario
From a radio show that looks at a Mario Cart that is worth a million, some post-match sadness in England and Larry tells us about Shaun Ryder, which doesn't go to plan.
16:26
July 12, 2021
Strawberry and Blank?
This is a collection of bits from a radio show where we learned shocking news about strawberries, Larry told us about Bella Hadid, the aliens attacked and we cleared the complains folder.
19:16
July 9, 2021
Safe Football Celebrations
In this show we solve the issue of COVID spread in football celebrations, Larry has news of Karry Katona and there's a new conspiracy theory in town. 
16:46
July 7, 2021
Sh*te Said Fred
In this episode of the radio-show-cum-podcast we look at Right Said Fred's view on masks and we bring balance, Larry has news of Katie Price and we study some pre-football rituals.
12:23
July 6, 2021
Kate's a Corona Loner
This is a podcast made from one of the new drivetime shows on Time FM. Get the edited highlights of bits you may have missed, including Kate Middleton's lockdown, Larry's ents news about Shawn Ryder and a selection of the smaller stories in the news you probably missed.
14:15
July 5, 2021
What Lockdown Book Would You Write? [Podcast]
Steve N Allen is back on the radio weekdays from 4pm. Here are edited bits of a recent show. In this show we look at the books you could have written in lockdown, the latest on Beniffer and the story of a mouse that ate a human eye. Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Tuesday 15th of June 2021.) Download the mp3.      | | | | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here.
12:25
June 15, 2021
This Solves eScooters [Podcast]
Steve N Allen is back on the radio weekdays from 4pm. Here are edited bits of a recent show. In this show we solve the problem of eScooters in the UK, find out that you shouldn't trust Holly Willoughby and the broadcast is interupted by aliens, again. Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Friday 11th of June 2021.) Download the mp3.      | | | | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here.
12:27
June 11, 2021
Is Lilibet A Good Name [Podcast]
Steve N Allen is back on the radio weekdays from 4pm. Here are edited bits of a recent show. It covers the problems with sheds, the Cruella sequel and the name Lilibet inspires. Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Monday 7th of June 2021.) Download the mp3.      | | | | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here.
12:56
June 8, 2021
When Seagull Attack & Human Echolocation [Podcast]
Post-pando, there is a return of Steve N Allen to the radio and thinks haven't got more sensible in the meantime. Here are edited bits of a recent show. It covers animals attacking at the G7, ways to learn how to see as well as a bat and more. Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Friday 4th of June 2021.) Download the mp3.      | | | | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here.
13:27
June 7, 2021
Nice Words & Things You Can't Do [Podcast]
I'm back doing some radio again, so why not put some of the random things that happen on the show into a podcast? That's the question I didn't think of an answer to quickly enough. In this show we look at the words you enjoy saying and the things you can't do that everyone else can. There is also a riddle or two in there but I don't think they ever get solved. Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Thursday 3rd of June 2021.) Download the mp3.      | | | | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here. All past episodes can be found in the radio podcast archive. And if you enjoyed that check out the SomeNews Topical Podcast.
11:06
June 4, 2021
[Podcast] Corona Special 4 - Pret & Other Shops Closing
It's the Steve N Allen's Week Podcast (with Steve N Allen), helping us through the lockdown. You can get the last episodes here. In this podcast: We look at the news that Pret will not open some stores and hear about the time they asked me not to be naked. Also we talk to Mark Machado about which shops are on the way out. And if you're enjoying the content, think about leaving a tip. You can donate a coffee here. More Options 📲   Subscribe on iTunes 👇🏻 Download the mp3 📩 Get email alert when new podcast is released 💻 Subscribe to the RSS feed Pass it on   Also listen on…
27:23
July 6, 2020
[Podcast] Corona Special 3 - CARE Badges and Online Shopping
It's the Steve N Allen's Week Podcast (with Steve N Allen), helping us through the lockdown. You can get the last episodes here. In this podcast: We look at how hard shopping is, be it in person in a queue or online where you're putting people at risk. We hear about the new CARE badges in the UK and some of the nonsense coming out of America. We also catch up with publisher and former politics worker Ben Fletcher about how to feel better in the lockdown. And if you're enjoying the content, think about leaving a tip. You can donate a coffee here. More Options 📲   Subscribe on iTunes 👇🏻 Download the mp3 📩 Get email alert when new podcast is released 💻 Subscribe to the RSS feed Pass it on   Also listen on…
17:14
April 20, 2020
Recent Podcast Update - Plank, Pull Back & Dicks
Finding ways to pass the time in lockdown can be a challenge. There's only so much cleaning a person can do and I found that personally that amount is very little. Some people sit and watch Netflix. The problem with that is after a few episodes it asks, "Are you still watching?" The judgemental tone can upset your day. So I have been passing the time by being on a selection of podcasts. You can listen to them here. 🠞 Plank of the Week I was a guest on Mike Graham's Plank of the Week podcast. Along with fellow guest Emily Carver we look at some of the biggest fools in the last 7 days from an annoying journalist to a sex-partying footballer via every idiot who went sunbathing. Find it on Tune In or Player.fm 🠞 Pull Back Reveal In this podcast there are interviews with comedians, normally about the comedy industry and how you got in it. Seeing as things are all tainted by the virus this episode talks about how coronavirus will impact those of us who used to make a living telling jokes to people. Find it on Tune In or Player.fm 🠞 Desert Island Dicks I was a guest on Desert Island Dicks. It was recorded just before the lockdown, so I actually went into a studio to record this. But back then we had just started to get used to a world without handshakes. In this podcast I think of the people and things I really wouldn't want to be trapped on a dessert island with. Not that we can fly anywhere these days. Find it on Tune In or Player.fm 🠞 What Have We Learnt? Back from before the plague, I was in this episode of What Have We Learnt? It's a podcast that interviews people about the lessons they have picked up from getting to where they are in their career. In it I talk about performing at the Edinburgh Festival, working on satire and performing on radio too. Find it on Tune In 🠞 My SomeNews Podcast And, of course, there's my SomeNews podcast that has been brought back to help us all deal with the extra time stuck at home. If you'd like some entertainment get your ears over here. Find it on Tune In or Player.fm You can find more podcasts in the podcast section of this site and on the Twitter hashtag #SNApods.
54:50
April 19, 2020
[Podcast] Corona Special 2 - Conspiracies, Bats and Royals
It's the Steve N Allen Podcast (with Steve N Allen). Starting up again to survive the corona situation. Episode 2. (If you missed the last episode you can get it here) In this podcast: The coronavirus continues and maybe a podcast can help. In this week’s episode we look at the conspiracy theories and fake news being spread on the internet, we ask, “What can we learn from bats about how to cope with it and does sleeping upside down help?” and coronavirus on the ISS? We also catch up with broadcast legend Jonny Gould about how to home-school. More Options 📲   Subscribe on iTunes 👇🏻 Download the mp3 📩 Get email alert when new podcast is released 💻 Subscribe to the RSS feed Pass it on   Also listen on…
17:27
April 15, 2020
[Podcast] Corona Special 1 - Experts, Fools and Trump
It's the Steve N Allen Podcast (with Steve N Allen). Starting up again to survive the corona situation. Episode 1. In this podcast: Obviously it’s corona news because that’s pretty much all the news. We break it down with a look at our hopes for April Fool’s Day, experts give advice and answer your questions, Trump is doing something well and we’re joined by Mark Machado because I needed to talk to another human. More Options 📲   Subscribe on iTunes 👇🏻 Download the mp3 📩 Get email alert when new podcast is released 💻 Subscribe to the RSS feed Pass it on   Also listen on…
16:36
April 3, 2020
Royal Wedding Invite [Podcast]
In this show Steve gets an invite to the royal wedding. Or does he? No, he doesn't. Here's the podcast of it for you to download/listen. (Originally broadcast on Friday 23rd of March 2018.) Download the mp3.      | | | | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here. All past episodes can be found in the radio podcast archive. And if you enjoyed that check out the SomeNews Topical Podcast.
17:07
March 24, 2018
Steve and Larry Special 2017 [Podcast]
It's the 2017 Steve and Larry Special, looking back at the entertainment news from the year. You can also get the specials from 2016 and 2015. Less Justin Beiber but way more Beckhams, more Game of Thrones and a little bit of UK politics, have a listen. You can get all the rest of Larry's work on his SoundCloud page here. Download the mp3.      | Now on Stitcher | To find more radio show minipodcasts see here. All past episodes can be found in the radio podcast archive. And if you enjoyed that check out the SomeNews Topical Podcast. Have a very merry one and see you for more fun in the new year.
25:08
December 29, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - November 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is November. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
33:51
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - December 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is December. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
32:37
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - October 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is October. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
30:59
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - September 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is September. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
32:14
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - August 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is August. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April, May, June, July Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
35:18
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - July 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is July. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April, May, June Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
32:08
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - June 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is June. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April, May Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
33:46
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - May 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is May. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March, April Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
33:46
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - April 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is April. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February, March Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
30:42
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - March 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is March. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January, February Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
32:18
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - February 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. This one is February Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Here's January Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
30:45
December 27, 2017
The Sketches Podcast - January 2017
This is a podcast of the comedy sketches that were made for BBC Radio Kent during 2017. It's part of a series, and because I am predictable it starts with January. Have a download or listen on me. Download the mp3.      | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here.
33:53
December 27, 2017
Christmas Stories [Podcast]
This is a Christmas story podcast special. On the radio show we somehow ended up reading a festive story everyday as part of an appeal. We've put them all together in to one bumper podcast, it's a biggy, but have a listen. Here is the podcast of it for you to download/listen. Download the mp3.      | | | | | Get the info on how to listen to the show live here. To find more radio show minipodcasts see here. All past episodes can be found in the radio podcast archive. And if you enjoyed that check out the SomeNews Topical Podcast.
01:42:57
December 17, 2017