The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns
By The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns
The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper BurnsMar 06, 2019
You forgot to say "and Jesus still loves me."
This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national television. She may not get that reference though because I doubt she was alive when it came out. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
Blessed be the sponcon
We're back, babies! How's everyone's Mercury retrograde going so far? =) The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
The bar is in the basement
Gather 'round folks! This ain't the gay yeehaw agenda; it's just the tale of a sweet simple boy from Southern California who couldn't do anything right.
Got something you're dying to say or share? Leave me a message - it's the closest we can get to a call-in show!
Peter's new theme is Twist Away the Gates of Steel by the incomparable Devo. My new theme is Ode to Billy Joe by the great Bobbie Gentry.
The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
Be the *finasco* you want to see in the world
The REAL finasco, IMHO, was Peter's swim trunks. UNACCEPTABLE.
Plus, queer astrology news meets Bachelor Nation news. What could go wrong?
Want to be featured on the Stars and Roses podcast, or want to weight in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message!
The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
Nick Viall is the Beetlejuice of Bachelor Nation
Here's what I know, and what I don't know, about contestant birthdays so far, plus my odyssey of watching this week's episode live.
- Keep the party going on Instagram, where you can weigh in on Personal Planet trading cards for this season's contestants & contestants from seasons past!
- New this season: Leave me a message and I just might play it on the next episode! Think of it like calling into the show, but you know...on a delay.
The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
Uno, do, tres, quatro!
Welcome back to a brand new season of Stars and Roses, recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac! I am even more unprepared than usual, but we are full throttle nonetheless! The fun continues over on Instagram: @starsandroses_podcast where I have officially begun the great birthday investigations of 2020!
Want to chime in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message and maybe I'll play it on the air! https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/message
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Virgo's love language is "Don't question me"
Time to re-up the sunscreen and light another citronella candle to catch up with your favorite contestants before they leave the beach, betrothed or broken-hearted but also with a couple tens of thousands more Instagram followers. SPEAKING OF WHICH!
Have you followed me on Instagram? http://www.instagram.com/starsandroses_podcast/
Are you interested in working with me...astrologically? Sign up here to find out how: bit.ly/astro_hpb/
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You never eat the date food, dude
Weird hex, but ok
Str8 out of a soap opera
Every season has their Cam, man
I don't have a song but I'd like to say some stuff
When you solve the puzzle, it spells "DUMP HIM."
It's a real smirk, my friend
Big dogs stay in their own lanes (an extended metaphor)
Nobody likes a Marcus
The brotherhood of the salmon blazer
14 men. 3 jackets. ONE ARIES WHO ISN'T INVITED
For those who want to chance BiP spoilers and check out that interview with Reality Steve and Melissa Schreiber: http://realitysteve.com/2019/06/13/the-bachelorette-hannah-spoilers-podcast-134-melissa-schreiber-original-bip-cast/
Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Dank (chicken) nugs of wisdom
Y'all's toes don't matter
Confetti cake-in it to the limit
Lookin dirty but smellin' real nice
Thanks, I hate it
Lack of shame is a superpower
Squared up
Gut stuff
No one gut should have all that power.
Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Somebody call 9-1-1
Venus take the wheel
In which I take a moment betwixt the weeks to wax Venusian, in the wake of a workshop I participated in last week.
Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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I'm not a snake scientist
Leech-able moments
Flippin' tires with the wifey
Rebecca Crews flexes boobs, Elyse is a smitten kitten, and there's enough pirate and pageant drama to make everyone really, really stressed out - PLUS: You know we gotta talk about Jaitlyn, Bachelor Nation's hottest new portmanteau-mance!
Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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You're not a cougar, you're a lioness