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Naked & Baked

Naked & Baked

By Cavey
Too often, we let our lives be defined by moments that are a ‘big deal’; a wedding, graduation, death of a loved one and whilst this definition holds sway, our lives and who we are is more defined by the little, ‘unimportant’ moments that make us truly, human. Naked & Baked is all about these ‘lesser’ moments that make us irredeemable, human whilst exploring all the imperfect perfections of human emotions and experiences. Season 5, Summer 2021!
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Back To The Cockpit (Season Finale)
“I think ‘Young’ would be a great song to come out to. Enjoy the season finale, familia 💚.” - Cavey, 2021.
01:02:52
March 17, 2021
Two (Kinda Sorta) Drunk Stoners ft Kems. Pt. 1
@the_kems_ and Cavey, over a bottle of Jameson’s Black Barrel and some shitty but dope wine talk about A&R (and it’s likeness to football...ish), friends and a myriad of topics that would definitely leave you slack jawed.
01:24:14
March 1, 2021
Grilling Jasmine Scented Asun With a Hoodlum ft Seyi & 'Mobs.
Grab a lighter and plug your ears. We got loud and had a shitload of fun. S/O: @faddyy_ @King_Bolarinwa
01:07:53
February 18, 2021
Korean Years and Kareoke With An Army ft Muna. Pt. 1
팬 넋이 스포라딕 나쁜 년 순간들. 오랜 세월이었죠 Naked & Baked는 더 이상 거칠지 못할 것이라고 생각하겠지만 그 오해는 지속적으로 떠올랐다. 무나이 육군으로, Cavey는 그의 세계가 정말 용에 걸맞다는 걸 보여줘
58:59
February 11, 2021
Fuckbuddies, Jazz and A Sexy Silhouette.
A joint with Cavey at this point has to be on everyone’s bucket list because again, the mad genius manages to, even between talking about being a filling station attendant and fuck buddies, still manages to reel you into his his world.
01:01:29
January 31, 2021
The Voices In My Head. Pt. II
The third and conclusive (?) installment of ongoing conversation Cavey has been...conversing in the last 2 episodes, Cavey segues his way off different tangents like a 75 year old and in a style that’s quickly becoming definitive to the maestro.
01:08:51
January 25, 2021
The Voices In My Head. Pt. I
A perfect sequel to the ‘This is My Clubhouse’ episode that Cavey denies its existence of. From the existences of a singular black/white viewpoint to inclusion, Cavey just mesmerizes us with constant wild ingenuity.
01:11:13
January 21, 2021
Everybody Loves Cavey. Pt II
There’s a consistency to the beautiful chaos that’s Cavey’s episodes that makes one want to agree with the maestro that he just might be an absolutely crazy genius. Whatever it is, this episode is another beautiful ride.
01:12:42
January 21, 2021
Cavey's Day Out Pt. I ft Temi Niran
The first (but second) half of episode 3 ‘Everybody Loves Cavey’ is quite the episode. Who needs to go to Jersey when you have friends that ARE Jersey? Cavey and Temi come together in this kladioscopic journey that’s just wild and beautifully crazy.
01:13:03
January 21, 2021
This Is My Clubhouse. Pt I
A kladioscopic view of things always brings new insight.
36:27
January 11, 2021
The Reason For The Season Is Whorrible. Pt II
Cavey’s message is simple: It’s okay to moan about the ho(e)lidays..
01:35:42
December 27, 2020
For The Love of Chikwizz, Don’t Go To Canada Ft Olivia Onuk Pt I
2 hippies, a bong and a few joints makes this episode particularly wild.
01:29:10
December 12, 2020
Cutlery Deserve To Be Shot. Pt II
Reckless shots. Relationship morphology. This episode shows an example of what 4:20 is like in Cavey’s world. It’s wild. Just Go ahead and just listen 😂.
43:59
December 6, 2020
Crackheads, Assemble! Pt. II
What a pilot! If nothing, Cavey knows how to make seemingly nonsense sound transcendent, as his takes on the world peel open a layer seldom seen and even less appreciated. A breath of fresh air, that's what this is.
38:51
November 29, 2020
Crackheads, Assemble! Pt. I ft Neverson
If you ever wondered how two humans could talk about cat experiences, adventurous bowels, polyamory and jealousy whilst having quite the time of their lives, this episode is the answer to your question.
01:34:59
November 29, 2020
Take It From The Bottom ft Jamal Swiss
“Think of the solution, not the problem” is the general theme; Jamal and Cavey share that thoughts on Buhari’s...speech, the feminist reaction and the role private sectors have to play, moving forward.
01:52:60
October 24, 2020
Now, Our Watch Begins.
The lazy, unemployed youth have had it. The Nigerian government would be held accountable. In every iteration, when broken down to its core, the message is simple:
01:54:39
October 12, 2020
An Era of No Reckoning & Apologies ft Olayemi
Cavey and Yemi, sharing a beautiful Sativa, attempt having conversations on the perceived importance of the apparent global currency that rhymes with ‘pout’ (or like Cardi B said “they do everything for clout), throw Elon Musk under the bus in a ‘conspiracy’ theory and have a damn good laugh too.
01:30:30
October 4, 2020
How Was The War ft Dwin The Stoic
Starts off cooly, turns erotic, then turns into a beautiful story. On this episode, Cavey and Dwin just have a blast (and there’s a snippet of unreleased music too) 👀.
01:13:27
September 19, 2020
If Overthinking Was A Super Power
‘Love x Death x Robots’, but in podcast form because Cavey’s constant ability to talk about the most random of things like orgasms and death and fighting bottles of red wine and make it work is nothing short of mind blowing.
01:03:11
September 6, 2020
Blame It On The Podcast ft Uncle Tobs
Guys, you just need to listen to this!!!!!!!
01:13:57
August 22, 2020
For The Last Time, High.
If there’s one thing this episode will do, it’d make you laugh; If there’s one conclusion you’d come to, “Cavey AND his friends are mad...I want that”...or not but one thing’s for sure: you have never heard anything like this!
43:45
August 9, 2020
Musical Eclecticness & Social Distancing.
Cavey constantly defies logic and mainstream rational and how he makes such a wild conversation of high school beverages and his musical Tomb Raider Phase work is nothing short, like this episode, of beautifully ridiculous.
54:09
August 1, 2020
Ouid + Vodka is Quite The Combination! ft Nnamdi Ehirim
You know what, you should just go ahead and listen because....yeah. Just do it.
01:01:53
July 25, 2020
Why You Should Smoke Cigarettes and Have Threesomes
On this episode, Cavey burns his way through a blunt and amongst other things, swears eating cereal with forks should be normalized. It’s another episode that leaves you...speechless.
47:31
July 18, 2020
This Is Just Ridiculous!
There’s no explanation or description for this. You just have to listen.
38:31
July 11, 2020
A Clausterfuck of Sweetners & Sense Organs
No description can exist for this episode. You just have to listen for yourself but be warned: it’s A TRIP!
01:07:10
July 4, 2020
A Session with a Creative Accountant ft Steven Alimi
Burning a ouidtail alongside his long time friend and visual creative genius, Cavey and Steven, with each drag, share more of the interesting relationship that exists amongst them; from Wizkid to Accounting, this episode is another filled with only good vibes.
01:02:41
June 27, 2020
A Session With a Sexy Intellectual ft Nnamdi Ehirim
Alongside his friend, Cavey interviews (of sorts) his friend aka Mino with the sole purpose of trying to decide if he has psychopath potential, discussing cereal making procedures, Lil Wayne, period sex and an array of ridiculous questions that on their own might not be deductive but together, make this episode an absolute trip. Nnamdi also shares BTS on the progress of coming book. Another episode full of vibes and confessions
54:48
June 20, 2020
Pilot: Is Anyone Still Out There?
The long awaited pilot episode from the stoned maestro is like the beautiful wave that turns you over when you’re surfing; full of energy but welcoming as Cavey brings everyone up so speed with what he’s been up to and teases about the surprises to look forward to on the third season.
36:43
June 13, 2020
Quarantine Files: The Last Ramble
On the albeit late season finale, Cavey, having hooked listeners with his unpredictability on everything that is the project ‘Naked & Baked’, wraps up the second season in the style only he can and the only question left after listening to him is “when’s the next episode dropping?!!!”.
42:17
May 17, 2020
Quarantine Files: Remembering First Kisses
Cavey stays wavey as he rants away, covering first kisses, understanding love and reading.
01:05:31
May 9, 2020
Quarantine Files: A Queer Observation
Cavey shares his life as an anonymous feminist on social media, the birth of his pseudonym and takes his listeners from wave to brainwave in the way only he, can pull off.
29:06
May 2, 2020
Quarantine Files: Living Means Accepting Dirt...and Death.
Cavey relives fond memories and embraces that death gives meaning to life and on this episode, the 21 year old peels curtains of depth that beautiful and humbling and just refreshing.
44:03
April 29, 2020
Quarantine Files: Even Smoking Has Rules.
“Without law, anarchy reigns”. On this episode, Cavey takes his listeners through basic rules of smoking but he does it in a way only he can and you can’t help but think how crazy the genius truly is.
34:53
April 25, 2020
Quarantine Files: Text In The City
There’s is an NDA within this episode and only Cavey can manage to pull such tricks out of his bag and still take on service providers AND talk about his aspirations to be an armed robber. This episode? Pure flames!
32:44
April 22, 2020
Quarantine Files: 420 Special
People sharing their happy, high first experiences with Mari Juana. It’s just vibes, but it’s happy vibes.
30:03
April 20, 2020
Quarantine Files: Awwwnnn, Mummy (You’re Rude!).
For the first time ever, Cavey shows his listeners a glimpse of what heartbreak felt like for him and even though you wanted to smack him in the head, you just want to give him a long hug. This episode is worth a million listens.
40:02
April 18, 2020
Quarantine Files: I Want You To Drive Me Crazy
Cavey’s ability to spout nonsensical nonsense and still somehow make sense AND make his listeners laugh is on full display on this episode. Whether he’s talk about Ted Bundy or he’s telling hoe stories, the stoned maestro is a delight to lose oneself to.
38:34
April 15, 2020
Quarantine Files: Daddy, Alert!
At the rate Cavey is going, he’s going to need an entire team of doctors to understand how his mind works. On the first episode of the ‘Quarantine Files’, he takes his listeners on an absolute rollercoaster ride, taking their attention from addictions to Spanish lessons and somehow still manages to put his family up for sale! This might be his highest episode yet and he sounds determined to make everyone who plugs in, fall in love with the eccentric maestro.
33:27
April 11, 2020
Quarantine Files: The Kitchen Is a Good Place to Twerk
Join Cavey on another ridiculous episode where he seeks answer to questions like “If chocolate spread can be used during foreplay, can ogbona soup also work?”. Never has there been a more ridiculous start to anything than this and Cavey starts the second season dubbed ‘Quarantine Files’ on a level that, you can only applaud his consistency in blowing your minds.
01:01:15
April 8, 2020
The Fragility of Men: A Nudist’s Take on Traps
Listen to Cavey attempt to start a riot for men to demand more G-spot orgasms. He also somehow finds himself sharing how he might as well be vampire because of his iris and still linking it to Naked philanthropy. The season finale is as wavy as every other episode put together!
55:46
April 4, 2020
Vampires and Asteroids : A Love Language Tale
On this episode, a very fligh Cavey takes you on a crazy journey from birthmarks to Fantastic sex.
27:35
March 28, 2020
Shy Ronnie’s and Tahiti’s Day Out
It’s an epidemic!
27:45
March 23, 2020
Hairy & Uncelibate: The Canadian Dream ft Tiffany
Dildos and real friends, edibles and postponed dick appointments, this entire episode is a whirlwind! Eegbokwenu!!!!
47:04
March 16, 2020
Ouid For Dummies: A Stoner’s Excerpt
From weed strains to lost eyelids, and from keepers at Anfield, hop on this crazy train so you don’t suffer disdain. Lmaooo!!! Cavey is my name, and making the dopest podcast is my game! Dreams = Hammock. BBK = Hammer. White Widow = Speedboat. Sour Diesel = Submarine
39:18
March 12, 2020
Of Tingling Orgasms and Black Visuals.
You’d never have thought “lube and toothpaste” would be part of the reasons you laughed on a Monday but here we are. So just press play and let’s go on a ride.
28:49
March 9, 2020
The Crazy, Wavy World of Cavey.
Severus Snape needs to be treated with respect. Dudley has awesome death eater potential. Even Dangote would collect N10m. God might be a woman but Medusa is definitely Igbo.
31:57
March 8, 2020
Accountability & Tissues: A Eulogy to Glucose Guardians.
In my defense, I listened to Lil Baby before this. What would the male version of a side chick be? Could your dad be a badder bitch than you? Why is ‘Eve’ spelled that way and ‘leave’ gets an extra A despite the obvious L? You would love this!
17:43
March 2, 2020
The French President and Locked Doors When Having Sex: A conversation for ages.
If your older women friends ever try to tease you about “changing your diapers”, I think a good retort is asking them a historical question close to their generation. Join me as I try to surf the waters of being in a relationship with an older woman/younger man.
18:39
February 26, 2020
Bloody Hell! This IS crazy!
Maybe men should experience periods too.
35:07
February 19, 2020
Up, Up and Away!
If you think you have an idea on how crazy Cavey’s mind works, this pilot episode exists to make you realize how far from the truth you are. From the interestingness of women to playing delivery man man for friends, plug in and maybe lose yourself in Cavey’s world.
31:28
February 18, 2020
The Naked & Baked Trailer.
Trailer: “the near impossible task given to overthinking, imperfect perfectionists like myself trying to figure out a way to get people to listen to the message they feel they have to share”.
00:60
February 5, 2020