Too often, we let our lives be defined by moments that are a ‘big deal’; a wedding, graduation, death of a loved one and whilst this definition holds sway, our lives and who we are is more defined by the little, ‘unimportant’ moments that make us truly, human. Naked & Baked is all about these ‘lesser’ moments that make us irredeemable, human whilst exploring all the imperfect perfections of human emotions and experiences.
Season 5, Summer 2021!
@the_kems_ and Cavey, over a bottle of Jameson’s Black Barrel and some shitty but dope wine talk about A&R (and it’s likeness to football...ish), friends and a myriad of topics that would definitely leave you slack jawed.
A joint with Cavey at this point has to be on everyone’s bucket list because again, the mad genius manages to, even between talking about being a filling station attendant and fuck buddies, still manages to reel you into his his world.
The third and conclusive (?) installment of ongoing conversation Cavey has been...conversing in the last 2 episodes, Cavey segues his way off different tangents like a 75 year old and in a style that’s quickly becoming definitive to the maestro.
A perfect sequel to the ‘This is My Clubhouse’ episode that Cavey denies its existence of. From the existences of a singular black/white viewpoint to inclusion, Cavey just mesmerizes us with constant wild ingenuity.
There’s a consistency to the beautiful chaos that’s Cavey’s episodes that makes one want to agree with the maestro that he just might be an absolutely crazy genius. Whatever it is, this episode is another beautiful ride.
The first (but second) half of episode 3 ‘Everybody Loves Cavey’ is quite the episode. Who needs to go to Jersey when you have friends that ARE Jersey? Cavey and Temi come together in this kladioscopic journey that’s just wild and beautifully crazy.
What a pilot! If nothing, Cavey knows how to make seemingly nonsense sound transcendent, as his takes on the world peel open a layer seldom seen and even less appreciated. A breath of fresh air, that's what this is.
If you ever wondered how two humans could talk about cat experiences, adventurous bowels, polyamory and jealousy whilst having quite the time of their lives, this episode is the answer to your question.
“Think of the solution, not the problem” is the general theme; Jamal and Cavey share that thoughts on Buhari’s...speech, the feminist reaction and the role private sectors have to play, moving forward.
Cavey and Yemi, sharing a beautiful Sativa, attempt having conversations on the perceived importance of the apparent global currency that rhymes with ‘pout’ (or like Cardi B said “they do everything for clout), throw Elon Musk under the bus in a ‘conspiracy’ theory and have a damn good laugh too.
‘Love x Death x Robots’, but in podcast form because Cavey’s constant ability to talk about the most random of things like orgasms and death and fighting bottles of red wine and make it work is nothing short of mind blowing.
If there’s one thing this episode will do, it’d make you laugh; If there’s one conclusion you’d come to, “Cavey AND his friends are mad...I want that”...or not but one thing’s for sure: you have never heard anything like this!
Cavey constantly defies logic and mainstream rational and how he makes such a wild conversation of high school beverages and his musical Tomb Raider Phase work is nothing short, like this episode, of beautifully ridiculous.
Burning a ouidtail alongside his long time friend and visual creative genius, Cavey and Steven, with each drag, share more of the interesting relationship that exists amongst them; from Wizkid to Accounting, this episode is another filled with only good vibes.
Alongside his friend, Cavey interviews (of sorts) his friend aka Mino with the sole purpose of trying to decide if he has psychopath potential, discussing cereal making procedures, Lil Wayne, period sex and an array of ridiculous questions that on their own might not be deductive but together, make this episode an absolute trip. Nnamdi also shares BTS on the progress of coming book. Another episode full of vibes and confessions
The long awaited pilot episode from the stoned maestro is like the beautiful wave that turns you over when you’re surfing; full of energy but welcoming as Cavey brings everyone up so speed with what he’s been up to and teases about the surprises to look forward to on the third season.
On the albeit late season finale, Cavey, having hooked listeners with his unpredictability on everything that is the project ‘Naked & Baked’, wraps up the second season in the style only he can and the only question left after listening to him is “when’s the next episode dropping?!!!”.
There’s is an NDA within this episode and only Cavey can manage to pull such tricks out of his bag and still take on service providers AND talk about his aspirations to be an armed robber. This episode? Pure flames!
For the first time ever, Cavey shows his listeners a glimpse of what heartbreak felt like for him and even though you wanted to smack him in the head, you just want to give him a long hug. This episode is worth a million listens.
Cavey’s ability to spout nonsensical nonsense and still somehow make sense AND make his listeners laugh is on full display on this episode. Whether he’s talk about Ted Bundy or he’s telling hoe stories, the stoned maestro is a delight to lose oneself to.
At the rate Cavey is going, he’s going to need an entire team of doctors to understand how his mind works. On the first episode of the ‘Quarantine Files’, he takes his listeners on an absolute rollercoaster ride, taking their attention from addictions to Spanish lessons and somehow still manages to put his family up for sale! This might be his highest episode yet and he sounds determined to make everyone who plugs in, fall in love with the eccentric maestro.
Join Cavey on another ridiculous episode where he seeks answer to questions like “If chocolate spread can be used during foreplay, can ogbona soup also work?”. Never has there been a more ridiculous start to anything than this and Cavey starts the second season dubbed ‘Quarantine Files’ on a level that, you can only applaud his consistency in blowing your minds.
Listen to Cavey attempt to start a riot for men to demand more G-spot orgasms. He also somehow finds himself sharing how he might as well be vampire because of his iris and still linking it to Naked philanthropy. The season finale is as wavy as every other episode put together!
From weed strains to lost eyelids, and from keepers at Anfield, hop on this crazy train so you don’t suffer disdain. Lmaooo!!! Cavey is my name, and making the dopest podcast is my game! Dreams = Hammock. BBK = Hammer. White Widow = Speedboat. Sour Diesel = Submarine
In my defense, I listened to Lil Baby before this. What would the male version of a side chick be? Could your dad be a badder bitch than you? Why is ‘Eve’ spelled that way and ‘leave’ gets an extra A despite the obvious L? You would love this!
If your older women friends ever try to tease you about “changing your diapers”, I think a good retort is asking them a historical question close to their generation. Join me as I try to surf the waters of being in a relationship with an older woman/younger man.
If you think you have an idea on how crazy Cavey’s mind works, this pilot episode exists to make you realize how far from the truth you are. From the interestingness of women to playing delivery man man for friends, plug in and maybe lose yourself in Cavey’s world.