The Unclothed Sisters Podcast: A Naked Brothers Band Podcast

The LAST EPISODE of the series. There isn't much to say here, because we said it all in this episode- you'll just have to listen to what we have to say. It's been real. Get your tissues out!  -Mary, Siobahn, and Natalie

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The time has come for The Naked Brothers Band movie to premiere. Cooper is losing his mind in the “buzz”, Alex is predicting the future with his hair, and the 3 stooges discover women for the first time when Kristina puts on a dress. The question is, who will Nat take to the premeire? His costar Miranda, Rosalina with whom he has a rocky history with, or Kristina who is the ultimate girl queen pussy boss? Also, will the movie reel be inevitably stolen by the vengeful ex director? Is Bradgelina one person or two? All will be revealed, weary traveler. The hair knows all.

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Women be shopping. Welcome to the most meninist episode.

We recap the Valentine Dream Date episode- where we discuss the line of cheating, being gaslit by your girlfriend, and The Beautiful Victoria Justice!  Follow us on Instagram for more NBB hilarity and to be notified when new episodes are released! @nbb_recaps

We recap the Christmas Special which originally aired on Nickelodeon on December 13, 2008.  

Our synopsis of this episode:  

 It’s Christmas in New York City but it’s hot outside, so Sonny pulls out all the stops and transforms Casa De Wolff into a Winter Wonderland, complete with snow, frozen fish, and an ice rink in the fuzzy room. The Wolffs are gearing up to host a Save the Children’s charity event, but Nat’s love problems are putting him in a sour mood. Meanwhile, Alex is on a mission to write the worst Christmas song ever, in an attempt to beat The Adorable Timmerman brother’s viral music video “My Mistletoe Hat” Can we fix Nat’s first world problems and save the children squirrels? Yes we can. Special guest appearances by Leon Thomas III, Natasha Bedingfield, and Whoopi Goldberg for some reason.  

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Thanks @wolffupdates for joining us for this special episode! NBB gets ANIMATED (cue the chaos montage)

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We recapped Natalie's FAVORITE episode!

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We recapped Natalie's FAVORITE episode! Buckle up for a boys' trip you'll never forget.

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We're back, y'all! We recap not only the banging Season 3 premiere, but also catch you up on Mary's wedding, Siobhan and Mary MEETING IN PERSON, and Siobhan attending the Old premiere in NYC. 

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Natalie and Siobahn had a lovely chat with the iconic Jesse Draper- founder of Halogen Ventures, host of The Valley Girl Show, and well-known for her role as Jesse Cook in The Naked Brothers Band!   Follow us on Instagram! @nbb_recaps

It's our Season 2 finale!  WE ARE THE SANTAS OF THE POLAR BEARS. 

Be sure to listen to our interview with QAASIM!

Our friend Qaasim recalls his favorite memories and tidbits from his time on The Naked Brothers Band, specifically centering around the season 2 finale Polar Bears.

WE'RE AT THE COUNTY FAIR!

In this episode, we celebrate the general existence of Thomas Batuello.

A conflict with my life is the beginning. 

WE"RE BACK after our looooong hiatus. We recap how MARY WENT LIVE WITH ALEX ON INSTAGRAM and recap Alex's favorite episode of the entire series.

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We recap the episode that is only available on DVD for some reason, and analyze the lyrics of the Good Charlotte person.  

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We're celebrating Super Cooper becoming a MAN in this unhinged episode! Learn about Jewish culture with The Unclothed Sisters!

We recap the utterly chaotic Three Is Enough episode, and Emily Richardson (Miss Scoggins) spills all the NBB tea for us! Which cast members have a strange pizza habit? How did the slushy spilling REALLY go down? Listen on and find out! Watch the visual version on YouTube for the optimal experience. 

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Welcome to the David Julian Levi mania lounge. Enjoy your stay! And remember: if you walk into a restaurant and they don't serve corndogs, they are homophobic. 

NOTE:

This is a very visual episode! Check it out on Youtube for the full experience! 

Welcome back to the wonderful world of us!

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The moment you've all been waiting for...

Ciao, baby! It's our season finale and Keli Price (Bobby Love) is here to spill all the NBB tea!

See you in 2021, Alien Clones!

We explore this monstrosity of an episode to fill time until we release our interview with Keli Price!

"AHHHHHH. AHHHHH." -Thomas and Qaasim wrestling on the floor and farting

"I'm sorry that you're foster, you deserve some lobster."

"Bagging groceries is work...this is getting busy!"

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The build up to this election week has been a long and hard journey. We figured it was best to address how current political dialogue intersects with the community we share via this podcast. We are so glad to see people are engaged. This year has been tough, and the tensions are high. However, we want to be absolutely clear that the community we are trying to cultivate is a space that includes everyone regardless of their demographics or political leaning. While we want to keep our podcast a lighthearted nostalgic escape from today’s stressors, we have marginalized groups represented not only by our hosts but also in our audience. We won’t tolerate hate speech or rhetoric of any kind that glorifies alienating any part of our community. Before we start the episode, please know that regardless of your background or identifying qualities, there will always be a place for you in this community. As long as we can all commit to being kind and respectful towards one another, the connections we share can and WILL make our community stronger than we ever imagined. 

Love always, 

Mary, Siobhan, and Natalie

The Unclothed Sisters Podcast

Notable quotes:

"What was I supposed to do? Stop being pretty?" 

"This popcorn tastes like cardboard. Someone put some butter on it before I choke to death."

"Nat....speak to you....in PRIVATE?!"

What's this? 

A brain sucker!

What's it doing?

S T A R V I N G

DAD, NAT'S HOGGING PUBERTY AND I SAID I WAS DOING IT FIRST! 

Heavy content 14:20-24:18

- What is Qaasim's "Ode to Socks"?!

"Hey, Rosalina, check out these FARTS!"

We recap the episode in which Nat embarks on a journey of self-discovery and tapping into his emotional side. 

Mary, Siobahn, and Natalie introduce themselves, get to know each other more, share what The Naked Brothers Band means to them, and recap the iconic movie that started it all.