NCNC - No Cash No Code Podcast
By André, Tom and Jeff
NCNC - No Cash No Code PodcastAug 17, 2019
NCNC Winners
An emergency pod as the excitement still has not ended
It's up for grabs now
- SIX point separates the top three managers
- The fourth has a chip to use
- Damien is going for his third NCNC
- Harry is in his fourth season
- Stephen Hill is the greatest NCNC manager of all time with at least 3 titles
- Jeff is an original NCNC'er having his greatest season. He has won a cup but never been this close to a title
- Noel the disrespectful/Cinderella story takes on ex employee and 1 time cup winner Jay Jacob Bryk in the NCNC cup
- If only the prem was less of a forgone conclusion
Jezzy Jeff
It's getting Wild at the end of the season, we talk through title chasers, cup fanciers and Monthly winners
Stevie Wonders
In a DBL Gameweek for the ages, the correct answer was Steve. Or Stephen. Or Steven but definitely not Salah.
Harry are you ok, are you ok Harry?
Cupsets galore, the NCNC proves to be magical, Foden irresistible, Saka and Haaland very missable and Palmer left a few feeling miserable
Brocks Fisks Mann
As another week closes, a villain becomes a hero, a villain sat on the bench and a legend fisked the fixtures better than the rest. A few will be (c)upset by this episode.
I hurt myself today, to see if fpl is real
The good news? Almost everyone gets a name check...the bad news, almost everyone got a name check in the worst of all weeks
NCNC Cup draw
The NCNC cup begins Week 30, for some. Listen to find out if you (unfortunately) made the first draw or if you got a bye to the next round.
The Grudge Pod
Like the coffee shop scene between McCauley and Hanna (Heat) we have a very special pod covering week 28, back when we could expect points from players. I, for one, cannot wait to relieve the good old days of early March
Magic Mike
There were half a dozen reasons for Gameweek 26 to be remembered. We review one brother who is gaining, one cousin who is flailing and the rules for the cup need explaining!
Bowen Arrow
The good news? Liverpool's injured assets couldn't let us down our fantasy teams. Tough transfer decisions needed to be made with Hindsight FC being the winner. Who predicted the future and who is stuck in the past? We review another month with late late drama.
Philled to the Max
Well that was a week. Was it twice as good or double trouble? We review the winners and losers of Gameweek 25
In the Mou'd for leaks and hot streaks
Pens down. After days, weeks or no planning, the first double gameweek is here. Before it gets underway, we reminisce on week 24 that started with a leak and end a hot streak. We bring back better be lucky than good for someone in the "mou'd" for points
Put a Cork in it...
In a record setting week in FPL, we set the record straight. So much hurt, a less than wild card and a centurion puts down a marker for the month
Stolen Valour
A manager stormed to the big win in the short month in a pod with so much hurt, couldn't-hit-a-barn-Darwin barely got a mention!
Super Ali goes ballistic, his brother is atrocious
The wait is over, you can stop refreshing, NCNC is back. We relieve the longest week in the history of gameweeks. Two cash prizes are all but sewn up while the title race is far from decided. Atrocious is harsh but never let the truth get in the way of a good title.
Nipple protector
Which manager suckled on the teats of success and who felt like a tit? Areola is sensitive around these parts. A fun pod almost guaranteed to increase the listener count by 1, at least for this week, covers an epic MOTM and a mini wildcard that went very wrong.
To the Max
As the weeks fizz by we see who is going flat, who is bubbling to the top and who's weeks were sweet. Two household names slug it out in a Pepsi taste test of a weekly award
Taylor made
Swift(ly) on to another gameweek but before we shake the last one off, we break down week 14 and see which Manager is knock, knock, knocking on Heavens door.
Kudos to Colin
Only one podcaster, luckily the one you want to listen to, as the show must go on before the games start to come in Thick and Fast.
A tough week is recapped with a controversial manager of the week but an undisputed pick
Fiskal Crisis
We take a look at who is balancing the books, with Mr. Moneybags and who is going broke. This pod gives a key insight to the thinking of an award winning NCNC great
Palmer Ham
A pig's ear of a week 11 is rounded up along with the previously high scoring 10. We discuss which melons benched their top scorers, who had the charcuterie of a team and who is wafer thin. Plus NCNC is saved my the MOTM.
Mic Check
We see what's going Brown at the top of the table whilst covering the Wild world of Gameweek 9, a week where few were hurt but only a couple grabbed the Mic and let their voices be heard
The curse of the pod
A pod for the Salah and Son (c)'s to bask and relieve a "great" week while several unfortunate managers inch towards the traded MOTM.
We get a lesser spotted century and a controversial late arrival.
Wake me up before hugo-go
Wham! While some of us are sleeping at the bottom of the table, others are going up and down like a yo-yo. October saw a battle for the ages for MOTM. Founding fathers faced off with fresh new faces, who is going to get that high?...oh and Olly gets ignored despite the biggest haul of the season.
TOM TOM, Show me the way to...
...points where all around. Its a tale of Toons, Tom's and to many bad decisions to mention. Plus we set the table for a tight MOTD
I am sorry...Miss? Jackson!
You may not want to relive gameweek 5 but we have a special treat on the pod as we discuss which players had their swan song and who grabbed the Mic
Ade cuppa Rice
The league was tighter than a Garnacho offside but wildcards, wilder picks and some plain Rice shake the league up in week 4.
Rob'd
Week 3 pod and we cover the rise of Sterling, cash payouts and those who went broke (sic).
The most predictable pod of the year
Week 2 is thankfully over and we can all look forward...to the end of the season. MysticMe and NostraThomas attempt to tell you, where you will finish this season with the usual categories including Champ league chasers and up for the cup. All complaints should be aimed at the league table!
Don't listen and drive.
THE ACTUAL END OF SEASON POD!!
A tech error on the last release, have fun with a MUCH better pod featuring the historian and a proper recap of 2022/23 to get you in the mood for 23/24 (tinker, tinker, tinker).
Taking the Mick in week 1
Who got the squad to match the work put into the team name? How to spend 6.5 mio? Can we go without Salah? One man has all the answers and Nicks a lead in week 1.
No "cash" no code end of 2022/23
In keeping with the season that was, this episode is late, patched together and not my best...But the winners get there deserved time in the son (if not their prizes)
It is all to play for
At the end of a long season, there are so many talking points to be covered and many all important end of season ranks to be decided today. This super mini pod is however just a quick note out of respect for those that really have it all to play for. Good luck gents.
Mini Double with Chips
A bumper episode covering two gameweeks. Cast your mind back to a week where all eyes were on the south coast to see if March could march in March.
The next gameweek ensured we asked the question, when is a tie not a tie?
He's Caning it!
In a week of doubles creating poor choices, with Darwin selected, naturally, a few managers survived, a few struggled and a select few thrived. We revisit week 25 and discuss some OG's of NCNC.
'The more Rash, the better’.
A midweek pod, before a media lockdown, that covers triple captainers, 100 pointers, shed a tear for the transfer errors and uncover the worst of benches
Surprising Prizing
Times up, pens down. Did you do the KDB/Bruno hockey cokey? Have you disrespected Hattrick Haaland with a triple captain from another part of Manchester? While we wait for a long week to see what was obviously the right Double Gameweek decision, why not pass a few minutes by remembering the previous, simpler weeks 20 and 21.
Same, same...but different?
After unlimited transfers in week 17, we review how obviously similar the teams in NCNC are…while at the same time shining a light on the few managers who are Kaneing it and those needing a very specific result tonight.
Backslapping and Recapping
To set up for the reboot, we look at the good, the bad and the ugly of the season so far. Some preseason predictions are finally revealed, which should provide some additional motivation for many.
He'll be Singhing
As the league heats up we prepare you for an upcoming, much-needed mammoth pod (later this week?!) with a short sharp pod. The reliable podcaster gets through the talking points of a high-scoring week 9.
They think it's all over...
A one-man pod (not the one you want, sorry) for the quick turnaround. The big questions are answered: Who is the manager of the month? Who's captain didn't dodge all the points? Which manager almost definitely points dodges for clicks?
Time to pop the cork?
The Champ and the Commissioner reunite for the "eagerly" anticipated first pod of the new season. We cover early celebrations, post-tinkering blues and a couple of trollers gain the attention they so obviously seek.
NCNC 2022 Predictions Reviewed
Recorded at the end of last season and released at the start of another, we revisit the 2021/22 season to discuss the winners and er winners of the year that was. Were you correctly prejudged? Will you prove the team wrong in 2023?
A Book of Eli
We put November to bed and give a disproportionate amount of attention to the wrong end of the table. Dennis proves to be a menace, Mason's points mount and a man not named Salah wears the armband well for a hipster manager.
MOTM. Who's Bryk-ing it?
A rapid pod to cover GW13 where Arsenal wing-backs came to the fore, Son and Kane got lost in the snow and the manager of the month award comes down to the wire
King of the Hill
A much-needed pod as we throwback to October in a disjointed, mishmash of a pod. We touch on the past and focus on the present. This episode includes century scores, wasted wildcards, consistent hurt and tips from an NCNC legend.
Dash Bros and their Goalkeeping Woes
A barely mentioned manager gets more time than he wants, a rookie gets all he deserves and a veteran gets a monthly dose of pain, just.
Monthly praise, yearly predictions and rookie redemptions
We look back at a week where benches came to the rescue, differentials delivered and captains led from the front. There is finally some love for a rookie manager, we also look through the first month in detail and at the request of the listener, name the preseason predictions and pat ourselves on the back, sort of.
Captain, my captain
A pod that somehow barely mentioned CR7. Not a single Siuuu was given, as we wade through wildcards, grudgingly respect a differential and mispronounce multiple names