NEW ERA PODCAST

GRANNY IS TIRED IN THE RECLINER CROCHETING SOME NEW ERA HOODIES FOR THE COUSINS

MEANWHILE YOUR FAVORITE COUSINS AT DA COOKOUT SPEAK ON WOTY 2023, RECAP VERB VS WILL & YUNG ILL VS SAGA AND WE ALSO GIVE OUR PREDICTIONS FOR CHROME 23 "MIAMI NIGHTS"

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HAPPY EASTER YAWL

WE PULLED UP TO THE COOKOUT IN OUR SUNDAY'S BEST AND GRANNY GOT HER BEST CHURCH HAT ON

WE PREDICT BULLPEN'S "POLITICS AS USUAL" & CALICOE'S "STILL OUTSIDE" EVENT

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Granny and Draco Lo did their thing for New Era's GrandsGiving. They had Greens, Beans, Potatos, Tomatoes, Lamb, Rams, Hogs, Dogs, Chicken, Turkey... YOU NAME IT!!!!!!!!!

After the meal we head into the living room to give our predictions on URL Homecoming 2 & Chrome 23's Cancel Xmas Card and more.

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Cousin Sam and Mimi went to get the turkey for Granny's GrandsGiving. However, Granny figured they was going to get a frozen turkey. They came back with a live turkey smh. Now Granny is wrestling with the turkey in the backyard smh.

We are in the backyard at the cookout recapping Tay Roc vs JakkBoy Maine, Chess vs Swervoo, Kid Chaos vs Loso as well as some new battle announcements.

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Cousin Preem said he was going to get a new sound system for Granny's living room in time for Granny's Friendsgiving. When he finished setting it up and turned it on, the TV went out. Now we have no TV or sound.

Your favorite cousin Dutch KIB reports in from Phoenix to the cookout to help recap URL Traffic 6 and our favorite cousins discuss new battles that were announced.

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Cousin Dapo & Cousin Sam are cleaning the gutters for Granny. Dapo said there were no squirrels in the gutters when he checked. Then when Sam went up the ladder to start cleaning, a mother squirrel jumped out, scared Sam off the ladder into a bed of leaves smh.

Your favorite cousins are at the cookout giving our recap of the URL Final Exams 2 card and our predictions for URL Traffic 6.

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Uncle Derrick thought he fixed the water heater in Granny's Oldsmobile. Until one day Cousin Dapo drove it and parked it back and then the hood exploded. Everyone at the cookout thought it was a drive by so they got low like Florida, even Granny.

While we put out the fire on Granny's Oldsmobile, your favorite cousins recap the ROME event featuring Twork vs Jaz & JJDD Bullpen "Dope In The Pen" event

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Cousin Malcolm brought his dog, Fido to Granny's house. Malcolm didn't tell Granny Fido don't have home training. Needless to say Fido made his way to Granny's wigs and now it looks like there's dead squirrels everywhere in the house.

The gang pulled up to the cookout to discuss battle rap news including the URL Crucible 4 announcement, Twork vs Jaz announcement, 40 Barrs comments on Chrome 23 and more

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Granny told the cousins that the light bulb went out in the ceiling light.

Cousin Sam and Cousin Derrick went and got the ladder. Derrick climbed up and lost his footing, slipped and fell on Sam. All that and they forgot to even bring the bulbs.

Your favorite cousins return to the cookout to give our predictions for URL Final Exams 2 & URL Civil War 4

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Granny's rocking chair was finally fixed by Cousin Black.

Or so we thought.

Needless to say, when Granny tried to rock the chair the chair didn't rock back and collapsed under her weight smh.

Your favorite cousins are at the cookout again to discuss battle rap news such KOTD BlackOut Day 1 recap, Mike P vs Ms Hustle and K-Shine on My Expert Opinion

We found out later it might be some heavy rain. Cousin Sam & Jay set up a big tent for the cookout. They didn't see there was a hole in material. Needless to say a while after the food got off the grill and in the pans, the roof tore and all the water landed on the food table smh

Your favorite cousins pull up to give yawl their pack it up recap of Chrome23's "I Do What I Want" event

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Granny said she wanted a new wig for church. Cousin Mimi wanted to save money so she ordered a wig from Amazon. The wig didn't look like what she ordered and now Granny went to church looking like Simba from the Lion King

The gang is back and we recap The Riot's Came Bearing Gifts 2 card and give our predictions for Chrome 23's "I Do What I want" event

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Granny put it down in the kitchen for the Labor Day Weeked Cookout. Cousin Al & Cousin Sam see some unfamiliar cousins trying to get some free plates to go. They reclaimed the food of the strangers plate and now all hell broke loose in the backyard.

Your favorite cousins are here though to recap both URL Summer Madness 13 and RBE Max Out 3 and how they stacked up against each other.

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Cousin Sam played a prank on Cousin Mimi last week. To get revenge, she put Nair hair removal in his shampoo. After he went to wash his hair, he came out bald headed like an emoji

Your favorite cousins breakdown battle rap's Labor Day weekend with RBE's MAX OUT 3 & THE RIOT's CAME BEARING GIFTS 2 PREDICTIONS

We gather around to celebrate our favorite cousin's birthday, Dutch KiB

Granny went to the kitchen and put her foot, ankle,leg in today's cookout

We give our predictions for URL's Summer Madness 13 event

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The cousins had a fight party at Granny's house after the cookout. Cousin Sam had bet his rent money vs Uncle Ole Head and he lost. Cousin Mimi, Cousin Sam's wife dragged him out the house by his ear and whooped him for losing the money. They said that fight was better than the one that was on TV

Your favorite cousins pulled up to pack up Jimz, talk Goodz vs Cal announcement and Big Lo recaps the Bar Wars Michigan Summer Reign 2 event

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Its a heatwave at the cookout. Cousin Sam was so hot he took a nap on Granny's couch that's covered in plastic. He woke up sweating but now he's stuck to the couch

One of our favorite cousins, Ledge from Top Tier Podcast stops by to talk about his event Summer Reign 2 feat Chef Trez vs Shotti P & C-Bri the Lyricist vs CheyRaq

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Apologies for the audio. Yawl favorite cousin Dutch KIB was cooking his garbanzo beans and forgot to turn the sound on too late so he didn't record the intro

We're at the cookout today to talk about if URL Summer Madness can match RBE Max Out 3? And the public back and forth between SMACK & K-Shine

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Cousin Derrick pulled up to the cookout and put some Vegan burgers on the grill without Granny knowing. Once Granny took a bite out the vegan burgers, she nearly sent Cousin Derrick to the big front porch in the sky

Your favorite cousins recap URLTV's Born Legacy 13 giving our opinions of the event

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Cousin Sgt Cheznov of the Army came home to surprise Granny for the 4th of July cookout. However Cousin Sammy started the fireworks and Cousin Cheznov's PTSD kicked in and ended up under Cousin Oldhead's Buick LaSabre.

Your favorite cousins pull up to get their insight and predictions on the URL's Born Legacy 13 event

The Juneteenth cookout is at Granny's crib. Cousin Solomon from South Carolina done brought in some seasoned meats that everybody is enjoying. Then in the end tells the cousins that raccoon & rabbit they eating smh.

Your favorite cousins didn't eat that BUT they do have a full WTF recap of Chrome23's "The Grudge Card" event

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Lil Cousin J went to challenge Cousin Al to a foot race. Cousin Al pulled a hamstring and had to get carried to Granny's couch but he won the race

Your favorite cuzzos pulled up to the Cookout to give yawl their recap of URL's NOME Impact and their predictions on Chrome23's Grudge event

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Cousin CJ pulled up to the cookout with that gas, high as a kite. Granny watched CJ for 5 minutes try to change the channel on the microwave with his car remote

Your favorite cousins are here to deliver our recap of the Trenches card

We even had one of our most loved cousins, Drizzy stop by to talk about Reed vs Eazy and who really won

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Cousin Menace just finished baking some edibles for his "bake sale". However Granny's sweet tooth kicked in and she went to sample some weed brownies not knowing they're edibles. Now Granny has been sitting in the same spot laughing for 30 mins

Your favorite cousins return to the Cookout after a hiatus to recap URL TV's Outside 2 event and give our predictions for Eazy The Block Captain's The Trenches card

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Cousin Cheznov bout Granny a new motor scooter on sale. He didn't put gas in it and had to call AAA to tow Granny home smh

Your favorite cousins pull up to the cookout and give our opinions about the tiddays aka RBE's Divide and Conquer 2 event

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Cousin Clarke & Daymoon was supposed to get paint for the side of Granny's house. Instead they made a mistake and got epoxy. Granny didn't see a sign and put her hand there to help fix her shoe. Now the ambulance is trying to unglue Granny from her house.

The gang pulls up to the cookout with a special guest, ShowOff to give our predictions for RBE's Divide & Conquer 2

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Cousin Dapo was teaching the youngest cousins about the new math. Dapo asked Granny a math question and she replied "The only math I need is the math to pay this mortgage and bills"

We are back and we have some things to get off our chest about the URL and we give our predictions to the Bullpen Pendemic event

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Cousin ScumBag owes money to some local thugs so he put Granny's house for sale. The thugs came to get the house but Granny keep that "fye" on her

Your favorite cousins keep it real and recap the Daylyt vs King Bau event and URL's KVQ4 event

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Troublemaker Cousin Ray Ray broke a stink bomb in Grannies living bomb. Needless to say that cleared out the house like e fire drill

Your favorite cousins at the cookout give our predictions for the URL Kings vs Queens 4 event

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Cousin Robbie came over to help change the water filter for Granny's Fridge. Granny walked in and saw her whole kitchen flooded while Robbie tried to block the leak with a sponge

Your favorite cousins pulled up to the cookout to recap King Of The Dot's "Stay Forever" event, a tribute to Pat Stay 

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Lil Ray Ray was doing the laundry and accidentally put the jeans and shirts in the dryer. Now Granny and everyone's clothes are younger than a toddler 

We bring the crew back to the cookout to recap Chrome23's, Anniversary Card. Let's see if Hitman comes back to the cookout after his battle 

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Cousin Randy was typing his presentation for work on his laptop. When Lil Cousin Day Day & Ray Ray ran in the house horsing around and spilled Randy's coffee on his laptop. Somebody finna get a whooping

We have some special guests that pulled up to the cookout. Daylyt & King Bau stop by to do a live faceoff & promote their Owneurship Battle Rap event 

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Granny made her famous triple chocolate cake and left a slice on the table... only to have the family dog Rufus eat it

Now we gotta take Rufus to the vet smh

The gang pulled up to the cookout to give our predictions to the Chrome23 "Anniversary Card".

As a surprise, our celebrity cousin Hitman Holla stopped by the backyard to holla at us about what we said on his battle vs Eazy

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S/O to our 1st Cousin Dapo in the Discord on the title of this podcast 

Hitman Holla pulled up to the cookout to set the record straight and speak on our predictions on his battle vs Eazy the Block Captain

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Lil Keekee wants a hot pocket but nobody is around. So she goes and puts the hot pocket in the microwave but wraps it in foil so it can be hot. 

Let's just say everyone hit the deck before the microwave counted down to zero

Your favorite cousins pulled up to the cookout to give their honest feedback on the RBE "Divide & Conquer" event 

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The weather is nice outside for today's cookout but Lil Ray Ray didn't listen to Granny and take out the Chicken and Meat to thaw overnight smh

Now everybody is in the backyard snacking on Doritos waiting for everything to thaw 

Your Favorite cousins give their recap on the Ladies Smack Vol 10 event 

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Cousin Mike brought some THC brownies to the BBQ but didn't tell Granny smh. Granny ate a whole brownie and now she's backpedaling on clouds

The NEP gang give their predictions on the URL Outside 2-Day event

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE COUSINS!!!

Granny wants to let you know that it's the day after new years so yawl can put the liquor down and start your New Year Resolutions 

The gang gathers again for the first show of 2023 to recap URL Civil War 3 

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As we get closer to Xmas weekend, Auntie Helen & Uncle Chuck are helping put up the Xmas tree for Granny

That was going well until Cousin Kee Kee snatched the plug Xmas lights out and caused the whole house to lose power smh

Your favorite cousins gather again to give their honest thoughts & recap URL TRAFFIC 5, RUM NITTY VS FONZ & MS HUSTLE VS JC

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Cousin Kee Kee decided to help out and mop the kitchen floor but didn't tell anyone

Granny almost broke her hip and she slid across the tile like James Brown

Your favorite cousins are in the building bright and early giving their recaps on Battle Academy's "Frenemies" event and URL TV's SMACK VOL 10

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Granny's cousins from North Carolina came to visit 

Cousin Jethro brought his pet hog and now he's running around chasing Cousin Sheryl in the living room 

Your favorite cousins are back giving our predictions on a stacked battle rap weekend: 

URL TV SMACK VOL 10 & CIVIL WAR 3 and Battle Academy Frenemies event 

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Granny just cleaned the living room floor only for Cousin Rae Rae & Tae Tae and the other lil cousins to run in the crib tracking mud 

Granny finna hurt somebody today.

The gang returns with their thoughts & predictions on a busy upcoming weekend of events: URL TV TRAFFIC 5 & RBE CLOSURE 2

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Uncle Bruce is in the living room trying to hang a portrait of Granny 

Cousin Percy is using the hammer while Bruce holds the nail & Percy gets distracted and busts Bruce's thumb wide open with the hammer 

Meanwhile your favorite cousins give you the uncut recap of URL Homecoming with a special guest:

BIG BAG JAZ AKA Jaz the Rapper 

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At the BBQ, somebody didn't tell Auntie Kim that lil Cousin Dee Dee is lactose intolerant

So she gave her an ice cream sandwich and now she's pootin all over the backyard 

The gang is back as we give our predictions and opinions on the URL Homecoming card going down in NYC

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Cousin Bam Bam is sick and Granny done lost her teeth again. When Auntie Melba gives Bam Bam a bowl to soup to drink to get better, lo and behold she finds granny's dentures smh

Your favorite cousins are back talking about battle rap, giving yawl our predictions for Chrome 23's tournament and Queen of the Ring's Prom Night events

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Cousin Keisha went to the car in the yard to find her phone. She found her phone AND a mysterious pair of panties.

Cousin Mike gonna be a world of hurt when Keisha gets back

Your favorite cousins recap Budget Madness aka Summer Madness 12

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Cousin Melvin came over to give a hand with fixing the washing machine. 

He only made things worse and now Granny's living room looks like a water park

The gang pulled up to the cookout to give their breakdowns of their picks for URLTV Summer Madness 12 

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Granny is making a big fuss because she can't find her dentures

Come to find out, Lil Brit Brit played a prank and put it in the pan of baked mac and cheese smh

Your favorite cousins are back and we recap The Riot "Came Baring Gifts" event as well as other battles that recently dropped 

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Cousin Alfonso said he hung up the new Flat Screen for Granny. 

Then 2 Hours later the flat screen done fell on its head smh

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Granny told Cousin Melissa to wash the clothes early before the cookout when it gets crazy

Melissa don't know how to separate colors from whites and now all the whites are all pink and peach. Rranny is mad 

Your favorite cousins are here though to give their predictions on the URLTV BATTLE OF THE BAYOU APP EVENT 

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