The NFFL Podcast

Head is solo, looking back at the semifinals and offering his insights on Nellis Bowl XXII

• 00:00 - Welcome
• 01:58 - Film Room Study - Semifinals Matchups
• 07:29 - Semifinals Hardware
• 08:43- Poopers of the Week
• 10:25 - Nellis Bowl XXII Breakdown
• 20:37 - Outro

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Head is joined by Scott and Ty to recap the historic Quarterfinal action in the NFFL and look ahead at the Semifainal matchups. And of course they are slated to play each other...

• 00:00 - Welcome
• 02:25 - Two Quick Questions
• 04:43 - Film Room Study - Quarterfinals Matchups
• 23:52 - Quarterfinal Hardware
• 24:29- Poopers of the Week
• 28:51 - Semifinals Breakdown
• 57:55 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 1:00:56 - Outro

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Head is joined by Danny and Scott for closure on the regular season, playoff preview, a special musical nunber fro Danny and more!

• 00:00 - Welcome
• 01:40 - Danny’s Special Time
• 07:52 - Film Room Study - Week Fourteen Matchups
• 17:56 - Regular Season Hardware
• 25:14- Poopers of the Week
• 29:24 - Quarterfinals Breakdown
• 44:06 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 45:29 - Outro

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Head is once again solo, but he comes bearing the gift of stats and playoff scenarios!

• 00:00 - Welcome
• 01:43 - Film Room Study - Week Thirteen Matchups
• 12:32 - Week Thirteen Hardware
• 14:33- Poopers of the Week
• 15:56 - The Drive to the Playoffs: Playoff Scenarios
• 22:16 - Pick Six - Week Fourteen
• 33:21 - Outro

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Head and Ty check in on the state of the NFFL through the first four weeks.

• 00:00 - Welcome
• 01:18 - BYEMAGEDDON II
• 02:07 - The Drive to the Playoffs
• 06:15 - One Other Notable Piece of Drama
• 07:33 - Film Room Study - Week Twelve Matchups
• 24:35 - Week Twelve Hardware
• 26:30 - Nellis Statistical Breakdown
• 32:05- Poopers of the Week
• 35:44 - Pick Six - Week Thirteen
• 58:56 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 01:00:56 - Outro

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Head is joined by Ben to discuss week 12 of NFFL action, the first playoff spots locked up, the close of the trading market, the NFL schedule and more!

• 00:00 - Welcome
• 02:35 - 3 Post Season Tickets Punched
• 04:28 - Have QBs Gotten too Soft?
• 08:18 - The NFL Oversold its Schedule
• 14:23 - The Trading Market is Closed
• 29:36 - The Playoff Push
• 34:39 - Film Room Study - Week Eleven Matchups
• 49:42- Poopers of the Week
• 51:38 - Pick Six - Week Twelve
• 01:13:38 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 01:17:29 - Outro

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Scott joins Head to talk all things NFFL, including The Battle for the Pearce, the Playoff Push, and how Tight Ends Dominated in Week Nine.

• 00:00 - Welcome
• 02:10 - Around the NFL
• 05:36 - The Playoff Push
• 07:55 - Film Room Study - Week Nine Matchups
• 25:23- Week Nine Hardware
• 27:27 - Top Players
• 35:19 - Battle for the Pearce
• 40:17 - Pick Six - Week Ten
• 58:45 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 59:58 - Outro

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No cohost, but Head still recorded an episode for you.

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The Chuck and Danny join Head to look back at week 5, forward at week 6 and celebrate the mythical holiday that brings people closer together: Chucktoberfest!

• 00:00 - Welcome and… Danny Went to Chick-Fil-A… And the International Space Station
• 03:29 - Injury Roundup
• 10:18 - The Trading Block
• 13:43 - Chucktoberfest
• 22:52 - Film Room Study - Week Five Matchups
• 45:49- Week Five Hardware
• 48:47 - Poopers of the Week
• 53:56 - Pick Six
• 01:20:25 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 01:22:21 - Outro: Enjoy Chucktoberfest!

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Head and Ty check in on the state of the NFFL through the first four weeks.

• 00:00 - Welcome and… Whoops
• 04:07 - Injury Roundup
• 08:14 - The Quarter-Pole Check-In
• 16:13 - Film Room Study - Week Four Matchups
• 36:48- Week Four Hardware
• 41:15 - Poopers of the Week
• 45:55 - Pick Six
• 01:06:58 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 01:10:00 - Outro: The Byes Have Begun…

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Head and Ben break down all the week two action, look ahead to week three, react to week two overreactions, and touch on Ben's latest most hated players and Scott's new nemesis. And more!

• 00:00 - Welcome Back, Grizzly Adams
• 01:59 - Injury Roundup
• 05:32 - A Formal Announcement Concerning Bizzle
• 08:17 - Week Two Overreactions
• 19:38 - Trading Block
• 23:53 - Film Room Study - Week Two Matchups
• 49:20- Week Two Hardware
• 52:00 - Poopers of the Week
• 56:03 - Pick Six
• 01:27:12 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 01:29:00 - Outro: We Aren't Sponsored By Coca-Cola, I Swear!

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Week One of NFL action brought lots of injuries and disappointments to the NFFL. What will week two bring. Head and Danny break down all the week one action, look ahead to week two, react to week one overreactions, and more.

• 00:00 - Welcome Back
• 01:44 - Injury Roundup
• 09:56 - Week One Overreactions
• 19:38 - Trading Block
• 26:57 - Film Room Study: Week One Matchups
• 49:45 - Week One Hardware
• 51:11 - Poopers of the Week
• 54:40 - Pick Six
• 01:17:12 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 01:11:33 - Outro: Watch Out for that London Game…

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Head, Danny and Scott review the draft and preview week one of the NFFL.

• 00:00 - Welcome Back
• 04:15 - News & Notes
• 08:28 - Preseason Review
• 10:20 - Best Draft
• 17:18 - Best Picks
• 19:19 - Worst Draft & Worst Pick
• 23:53 - Preseason Predictions
• 38:46 - Game 1: Awful Waffles vs Mr. Goodbar
• 44:17 - Game 2: Night Shift vs Gridiron Mafia
• 48:46 - Game 3: Bear Bunda’s Nightmare vs San Diego 8
• 52:56 - Game 4: E-Town AZN vs Sweatman’s Runners
• 58:49 - Game 5: JimKellyHatesCancer vs Roster Guard 99
• 01:04:38 - Game 6: Swifties (Satan’s Army) vs Lance Manlike
• 01:10:18 - Keep, Trade, Cut
• 01:11:33 - Outro

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There were supposed to be two hosts to preview the first round of NFFL playoff action. Don't know what happened to the second one.

Hosts: Head & ???

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The  regular season finale is here. The playoffs are all locked up. The  Pearce is all but settled, barring a Christmas miracle on the level of  Die Hard, Elf or The Santa Clause. Basically there is zero drama to this  week aside from seeding the playoff standings. So Head and The Fresh  Prince decided to have some fun and incorporate video into this week’s  episode!

Hosts: Head & The Fresh Prince

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The regular season finale is here. The playoffs are all locked up. The Pearce is all but settled, barring a Christmas miracle on the level of Die Hard, Elf or The Santa Clause. Basically there is zero drama to this week aside from seeding the playoff standings. So Head and The Fresh Prince decided to have some fun and incorporate video into this week’s episode!

Hosts: Head & The Fresh Prince

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With two games in the regular season left there are three spots left in the playoffs left. Realistically there are four teams playing for those spots, but mathematically there could be as many as six. Only in the Meth-FL I guess.

Hosts: Head & The Fresh Prince

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It’s a quick, one-shot without any edits episode this week as Head flies solo! Happy Turkey Day everyone!

Hosts: Head

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The NFL is still stuck in the Fusco Zone, Jason is demanding a King’s ransom for an aging Tight End and there was weeping and gnashing of teeth in E-Town. But The Night Shift won!

Hosts: Head & The Fresh Prince of Fantasy

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES!

As a special treat for you as we pass the midway point of the NFFL regular season, Head and The Fresh Prince recap the week 7 games, preview the week 8 slate, celebrate the studs and shame the poopers. All this and some special Halloween treats!

Hosts: Head & The Fresh Prince of Fantasy

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RIVALRY WEEK is over and we move on to what is next. No teams are undefeated but one team is winless. And this week we introduce some NFFL-specific prop bets.

Hosts: Head & The Rev

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It’s RIVALRY WEEK! 

Night Shift vs Ninja Panthers
Awful Waffles vs Gridiron Mafia
Bear Bunda’s Nightmare vs San Diego 8
ETown AZN vs JimKellyHatesCancer
Flutie Flakes vs Roster Guard 99
Lance Manlike vs Johnny Fu@kit

Hosts: Head & The Fresh Prince of Fantasy

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Welcome to Week Three, where we begin to separate the contenders from the pretenders, and the long march toward the Phyllis truly begins. Look back at Week 2’s studs, poopers, highlights and look forward to Week 3.

Hosts: Head & Ty

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Week One is in the books and Brett is joined by Josh to assess just how bad the kickers (and some of the Running Backs) were. Join in for some surprises, predictions, and the return of your favorite segments of the week! And stats by Scott!

Hosts: Head & Josh

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Time to look at Yahoo’s draft grades and see what they got right and what they screwed up. And we will prognosticate on some Sleepers, Duds and Busts. Oh, and rank all of the previous Pearce Punishments that have been doled out in our lead to revealing what Ty will have to endure as the 2021 Pearce “Winner”/Loser.

Hosts: Head & The Fresh Prince of Fantasy

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The annual Draft Lottery of the Nellis Fantasy Football League.

As per the NFFL bylaws, Article III, Section VI: 6.

Lottery Picks 1-4 To protect against any team purposely failing the year before in order  to acquire the first round pick, a draft lottery shall occur in the  spring to determine the order of the first 4 picks (based on the four  worst teams the previous season).

a. The following percentages shall be used for the First Overall Pick:   i. 12th Place: 35% (balls 1-26)  i. 11th Place: 27% (balls 27-47)   i. 10th Place: 22% (balls 48-64)  i. 9th Place: 16% (balls 65-75)

b. For the Second Overall Pick:  i. Worst remaining team: 42% (balls 1-32)  i. Second worst remaining team: 31% (balls 33-56)   i. Best remaining team: 27% (balls 57 -75)

c. For the Third Overall Pick:  i. Worst remaining team: 58% (balls 1-44)   i. Best remaining team : 42% (balls 45-75)

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The annual Draft Lottery of the Nellis Fantasy Football League.   

As per the NFFL bylaws, Article III, Section VI: 6. 

Lottery Picks 1-4 To protect against any team purposely failing the year before in order  to acquire the first round pick, a draft lottery shall occur in the  spring to determine the order of the first 4 picks (based on the four  worst teams the previous season).  

a. The following percentages shall be used for the First Overall Pick:  
i. 12th Place: 35% (balls 1-26)
i. 11th Place: 27% (balls 27-47)  
i. 10th Place: 22% (balls 48-64)
i. 9th Place: 16% (balls 65-75)  

b. For the Second Overall Pick:
i. Worst remaining team: 42% (balls 1-32)
i. Second worst remaining team: 31% (balls 33-56)  
i. Best remaining team: 27% (balls 57 -75)  

c. For the Third Overall Pick:
i. Worst remaining team: 58% (balls 1-44)  
i. Best remaining team : 42% (balls 45-75)

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It’s the offseason. Your hosts are bored. So we decided to create some content for you. 

• 0:00 Intro 
• 1:48 Projecting the Steelers Season
• 12:03 Upgrade or Downgrade | QB
• 15:50 Upgrade or Downgrade | RB
• 18:25 Upgrade or Downgrade | WR
• 27:29 Upgrade or Downgrade | TE
• 29:00 Upgrade or Downgrade | IDP
• 35:38 Upgrade or Downgrade | Bonus 
• 36:21 Closing Thoughts

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The 2021 NFFL Honors. Nominated byteh NFFL Owners, Voted on by the NFFL Owners.

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An interview with Nellis Bowl 20 champion Dan Bender to close out the 2021 NFFL Season

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Nellis Bowl XX is here! JimKellyHatesCancer prepares to potentially stamp their name upon the Phyllis for the unprecedented 6th time, while Bear Bunda’s Nightmare (or Chuck Hates) hopes to host the lovely lady for their first time. Featuring a full conversation between these two owners, this episode is destined to become a classic!

• 0:00 Intro 
• 1:13 Playoff Semifinals Review
• 4:30 Poopers of the Week
• 5:48 Press Time
• 36:51 Nellis Bowl XX Prediction
• 40:09 Closing Thoughts

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Doctor Headly flies solo this week as he catches up on the first round of the playoffs and previews the semifinals.

• 0:00 Intro 
• 2:50 Telnet vs. Sparcy Regular Season Finale 
• 4:28 Playoff Quarterfinals Review
• 15:10 Playoff Quarterfinals Hardware
• 17:23 Poopers of the Week
• 19:52 Telnet vs. Sparcy: Postseason Edition
• 20:27 Semifinals Preview
• 31:23 Closing Thoughts

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Doctor Headly flies solo this week, but don’t fret because he does have friends in tow! An interview with Josh and the hot new single from the Fresh Prince of Fantasy round out this look at the penultimate week of Fantasy Football’s regular season. 


• 0:00 Intro 
• 1:43 Drive to the Playoffs
• 3:28 Week Thirteen Film Room Review
• 19:49 Week Thirteen Hardware
• 22:03 Shit Talking with the Fresh Prince
• 22:47 Pearce Watch
• 30:31 A Chat with Josh
• 40:04 Week 14 Pick Six
• 52:50 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 54:23 Closing Thoughts

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Ben joins in again to talk week 12 oddities, postulate who may end the season with the Pearce trophy, and even make a statement about Head and Rev’s assessment of his own trading last week. And our normal review and previews.


• 0:00 Intro 
• 4:10 Drive to the Playoffs
• 5:51 Pearce Watch
• 10:29 Week Twelve Film Room Review
• 35:07 Week Twelve Hardware
• 36:36 Poopers of the Week
• 40:50 Week 13 Pick Six
• 44:30 Diamond Dogs Statement
• 48:12 We Now Return You to the Pick Six
• 1:08:33 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 1:11:14 Closing Thoughts

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The Fresh Prince of Fantasy returns, but no voodoo this time. Instead he brings two freestyle raps about poopers. Plus we look back at a very lopsided Rivalry Week, and look forward to another Interconference Week. And Ben has a little something for you too!


• 0:00 Intro 
• 3:26 News and Notes
• 7:04 Rivalry Week Recap
• 32:27 Week Ten Hardware
• 34:29 ShitTalking with Danny
• 37:55 Week 11 Pick Six
• 1:06:19Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 1:06:56 Name That Tune!
• 1:10:05 Closing Thoughts

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Lt. Cmdr. Ben joins Head this week for a look at Rivalry Week and an attempt to unravel the NFL’s week 9 bender… while consuming alcohol of their own. All this and Danny crashes for some more voodoo!


• 0:00 Intro 
• 2:15 Go Home NFL, You’re Drunk
• 4:13 News and Notes
• 5:47 Film Room Review
• 25:53 Week Nine Hardware
• 28:04 Poopers of the Week
• 33:50 Rivalry Week Pick Six
• 1:09:24 Danny Has More VooDoo!
• 1:11:53 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 1:13:56 Closing Thoughts

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Head goes it alone this week to dive into the first podcast of the second half of the NFFL 2021 season. 

• 0:00 Intro 
• 2:03 News, Notes and Injuries
• 6:16 The Trading Block
• 9:31 Film Room Review
• 23:44 Week Seven Hardware
• 25:40 Poopers of the Week
• 528:53 Pick Six
• 44:00 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 45:42 Closing Thoughts

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The mid-point of the regular season is here, and Bizzle has dropped in to help host a look back at some of the winners, losers, surprises and disappointments we have seen in 2021 thus far. And our normal raucous entertaining NFFL talk. 

• 0:00 Intro 
• 2:00 News and Notes
• 3:39 The Trading Block
• 13:55 Film Room Review
• 31:33 Week Seven Hardware
• 33:28 Poopers of the Week
• 36:27 Midseason Report Card: Winners
• 41:55 Midseason Report Card: Losers
• 45:46 Midseason Report Card: Surprises
• 49:14 Midseason Report Card: Disappointments
• 50:47 Second Half Forecast
• 57:40 Pick Six
• 1:16:06 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 1:17:30 Closing Thoughts

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The Fresh Prince of Fantasy is back and ready to cast some black magic in order to gain a victory. All this and more NFFL wackiness!

• 0:00 Intro 
• 1:45 News and Notes
• 5:39 The Injury Voodoo Doll
• 8:42 Film Room Review
• 36:08 Week Five Hardware
• 38:20 Poopers of the Week
• 43:38 Pick Six
• 1:06:27 Ben’s Bets
• 1:11:34 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 1:13:45 Closing Thoughts

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Head welcomes a guest host - Scott Sweatman, League Statistician and former Phyllis Champion (I have to put that in here because Head had a rough week and managed to say Pearce instead of Phyllis at one point).

And we perform a quarter-season check-in to see who is legit, and who needs to worry about becoming the new Pearce!

• 0:00 Intro 
• 2:23 News and Notes
• 4:36 Film Room Review
• 28:20 Week Three Hardware
• 30:44 Poopers of the Week
• 32:28 Shame on You
• 36:24 Quarter Season Check-In
• 40:42 Pick Six
• 58:24 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 58:48 Closing Thoughts

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Head welcomes a guest host - The Fresh Prince of Fantasy Football (Danny Bender) for the week to share his thoughts on the NFFL, and introduces a brand new segment with Ben!

• 0:00 Intro 
• 3:28 News and Notes
• 5:49 Film Room Review
• 30:32 Week Three Hardware
• 33:07 Poopers of the Week
• 34:00 D’oh Awards
• 37:28 I Did NOT See That Coming!
• 46:14 Trade Baiting
• 51:30 Ben’s Bets
• 56:47 Pick Six
• 1:17:42 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 1:18:42 Closing Thoughts

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The 2021 Season is the NFFL’s 20th anniversary, and it kicked off in style. Here is how the week went, and how to Gert ready for week two! All recorded on a jury-rigged audio setup late in the week during an insane week of crises. The audio performance will be back to better next time. I promise!

• 0:00 Intro 
• 1:44 Injury Report
• 3:07 Film Room Review
• 22:29 Week One Hardware
• 24:49 Poopers of the Week
• 26:26 D’oh Awards
• 28:16 Pick Six
• 41:06 Telnet vs. Sparcy
• 42:58 Closing Thoughts

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