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By Nick Hopping

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#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?

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#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?
#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?
Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. This episode Nathan and Nick look fat. Enjoy. 0:00 Intro 6:19 What if a Ninja Turtle wants to mate with your pet turtle? 17:46 What if Super Mario Mushrooms existed? 21:14 What dating advice do you have for someone going out with a Succubus? 25:56 What if the Key to the City opens a sketchy motel? 32:23 What if Wolverine got stopped at TSA? 34:11 What if professional wrestlers did REAL crime? #standupcomedy #comedypodcast #wouldyourather Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
40:38
November 12, 2022
#34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?
#34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.   0:00 Intro  7:46 What if you peed your pants in front of the "Lie to Me" guy?  10:01 What if the movie "Smile" happened but you're Autistic?  13:49 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader? 16:42 Can we NORMALIZE bad breath?  19:45 How often can you call people "ripe" before you GO DOWN?   #comedypodcast #funnyquestions #whatwouldyoudo
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November 01, 2022
#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?
#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (I was sweaty.)   0:00 Intro 6:04 What if you murder a family only to find out they are CAKE?  8:55 What if one guy just SLAPPED Caesar?  12:08 What if God told your friend to make Sour dough bread?  15:52 What if your were a sniper and you got BILLY GOATED?  21:02 What if your stillborn baby left a note?   #comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo
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October 27, 2022
#32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?
#32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time!   This Week's Questions: 0:00 Intro 8:14 What if you got stopped by a REALLY nervous mugger?  11:46 What if someone left a poo SOS in the toilet?  16:30 What if you were the FEMALE TITAN?  21:19 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut? 25:08 What if Nathan's questions made some sense?  28:32 What if you were a storm catcher who actually caught a storm?   #comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo
34:22
October 05, 2022
#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell
#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by the hosts of the Overshadowed Podcast, Charles Engle and Zach Russell! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know!   0:00 Intro  4:16 Would you enforce the no fly zone on the UP House?  14:23 What if Jordan Peterson hooked up with your girlfriend?  22:40 Can you check people out if they never know?  26:13 What if Sisyphus got the bolder up the hill?  29:47 How would you fit in with the Children of the Corn?  31:35 SCARY BREAK IN!!  33:22 What if Spaghetti Westerns were all about Spaghetti?   This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping Charles Engle Zach Russell   #comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather    Thanks for listening!
40:43
September 25, 2022
#30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?
#30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio towards the end)   0:00 Intro 9:16 How would you play Duck, Duck, Seduce?  14:00 What if there was a talking fetus?  22:56 What if you were TOO GOOD at writing sexy parodies of children's books?  26:40 What if your mom started dating the monster under your bed?  29:36 How would you market a teleporter that killed people?   #comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo
32:58
September 17, 2022
#29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?
#29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?
Welcome back to Hoppothetically - the comedy podcast where we answer the best questions in the world. We have some good ones this week. If you have any answers OR want to submit a question, let us know in the comments.   This week's questions:  0:00 Can the USA take a better picture than Putin on a Horse?  5:46 What if Scout Masters taught self defense to scouts?  7:46 How would you pitch YOUR BODY on Shark Tank?  10:23 What if when people saw you shirtless, they stopped believing in God?  14:26 What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?  19:55 What if white actors went METHOD to play POC characters?  25:04 What if your phone was in love with you?  28:21 How would you do suicide by FIRE FIGHTER?    #comedypodcast #whatif #comedians with Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping
30:09
September 06, 2022
#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?
#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?
Thanks for watching Hoppothetically! Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important hypothetical questions in the world. It's a comedy podcast.   This Week's Questions:  0:00 Intro  8:47 What if we sold organic cake?  13:42 What if there was a drug dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?  18:26 What if Shazam's powers took 10 minutes to work?   #jokes #comedypodcast #whatif
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August 26, 2022
#28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?
#28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?
Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!  This week's questions -   0:00 What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?  6:04 What if Dr.Strange was self conscious about his 3rd eye?  12:44 What if your job was to scare the babies out of pregnant women?  15:12 What if Tom Cruise is CGI?   Hosted by Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping   #hypothetical #funnyquestions #jokes
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August 19, 2022
#28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?
#28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?
Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!   This week's questions -   0:00 Intro 2:28 What if all the dust in the world came from NATHAN?  8:07 What if all the propaganda about Kim Jung Un was TRUE?  14:51 What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?   Hosted by Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping   #hypothetical #funnyquestions #comedians
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August 11, 2022
#27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL?
#27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL?
Welcome back to Hoppothetically!  We're a short form, improvised comedy show. Nick Hopping (NYC Comedian) & Nathan Hopping (dyslexic person) riff on some silly silly questions!  This week's Questions -   0:00 What if you stumbled into Narnia only to find Mr.Tumnus jerkin' it?  7:34 What if plants hate being pollinated and you can hear it?  9:41 What if you were an exorcist in 2022?  13:36 What if sexuality was seasonal?   #comedypodcast #improv #gameshow
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August 08, 2022
#27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?
#27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?
Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we answer hypothetical questions. Nick is a Comedian in NYC. Nathan is a dyslexic. What fun!   This Week's Questions  0:00 Intro nonsense  4:02 What if you got TWO new dads for Christmas?  9:01 What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?  12:26 What if Air Bud was your defense attorney?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping   #funnyquestions #whatwouldyoudo #comedypodcast
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August 04, 2022
#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf
#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf
Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we ask crazy hypothetical questions and riff the answers. This week NYC Comedian Jamie Wolf joins us.   This Week's Questions:  0:00 What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE?  7:34 What if you accidentally had sex with an alien cat?  15:44 What if you were the only person in the world who poops?  19:16 Would you rather blow or be blown by your best friend?  23:44 What if everyone thought your dog was a person in a dog costume?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Jamie Wolf   #comedypodcast #comedians #wouldyourather
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July 31, 2022
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July 28, 2022
#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf
#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf
Hoppothetically is an improv comedy podcast where we answer silly hypothetical questions. Jamie Wolf joins us this week!   This week's questions -  1. What if your ass had a 95% chance of making people happy. 2. What if anesthesiologist choked patients out?  3. Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King 14:53 What if you HAD to cry everyday?  4. What if your animals pulled an Animal Farm?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Jamie Wolf   #comedypodcast #whatif #comedians
22:09
July 26, 2022
#25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump?
#25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump?
Comedy Podcast where NYC comedians ask and answer hypothetical questions.  Got questions you want us to answer? Let us know!   This Week's Questions:  1. What if a man on the street DEMANDED you dance for him?  2. What if you had a bad BAD sentient sword?  3. How would you get "sack-dapping" going?  4. How would you negotiate Lent rules with (Catholic) God?  5. What if Joe Biden stared in Forrest Gump?  6. How would you write an Autism is COOL marketing campaign?   Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping
23:11
July 20, 2022
#25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?
#25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?
This Weeks Questions:  1. What if the world was taken over by Jim Carrie(s)?  2. What if the government banned the Karate Chop?  3. What if basketball shorts were cargo shorts?   If you're new here, this is an improvised Comedy Podcast where we answer hypothetical questions.  Hosted by Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping #comedypodcast #funnyquestions #hoppothetically
20:56
July 16, 2022
#24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. Mantha
#24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. Mantha
This Week's Questions:  1. What if Milk made you drunk?  2. Are we too mean to Nathan?  3.  Are you a Toyotathoner or Maxinista?  4. What of Shallow Hal was a Doctor?  5.  What if bosses cucked bad employees?   Comedy Podcast. Hypothetical Questions. Funny.  Hoppothetically Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman  #comedy #whatwouldyoudo #hypothetical
23:60
July 07, 2022
#24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. Mantha
#24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. Mantha
Hoppothetically Comedy Porcast - It's an improv comedy show with hypothetical questions!   This Week's Questions:  1. What if you got to dole out the all the toe stubs?  2. What if love was Meth?  3. FMK - Peeing your pants, calling a distant relative, calling a stranger mommy   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Samantha Freeman
23:12
July 04, 2022
#23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES?
#23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES?
This week's Hypothetical Questions: 1.  What if you had snake hair?  2. What if your son tried to summon Azerath?  3. What if practicing for 10k hours only made you a good juggler?  4. What if you had to write a Jewish Christmas song?  5. How would you find the straight in the gay stack?  6. What if you were the host of a Spirited Away game show?  7. What if Clifford the Meteor-Sized Red dog was going to crash into Earth?  8. What if Nicky Downtown killed Fat Nate for sniffling?  9. If Fat Nate dies, will Nicky Downtown delete the podcast? If you like are you garbage you might like this.
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June 13, 2022
#22 What if you were a MAGICIAN for the BLIND? ft. Kevin Seefried
#22 What if you were a MAGICIAN for the BLIND? ft. Kevin Seefried
This Week's Questions:  1. What if you could see people's future but it always involved them putting their hand in your mouth?  2. What if you had Joe Biden night Terrors?  3. What if your therapist's only framed degree was a  6 week cooking class?  4. What if the Birdbox monsters looked like SpongeBob hentai?  5. What if the Book of Eli was Mormon?  6. What if you were a magician for the blind?  7. What if vampires liked garlic?  8. What if you were a mild super villian?  9. What if comedians had to physically fight for stage time?  10. What if you had to blow into your thumb to get hard?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Kevin Seefried
43:07
June 02, 2022
#21 What if you could turn into a BATH TUB? ft. Charles Engle
#21 What if you could turn into a BATH TUB? ft. Charles Engle
This Week's Questions:  1. What if your friends baby was a rock with a p*** drawn on it?  2. What if getting better at something made you uglier?  3. What if you were a pirate with an administrative role?  4. What if you could turn into a bath tub?  5. What if everyone had a catchphrase when they came?  6. What if you were slowly becoming Japanese?  7. Would you rather your pets have thumbs or the ability to talk?  8.What if you were shitting out a bicycle?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Charles Engle
50:07
May 23, 2022
#20 What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys?
#20 What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys?
This Week's Questions: 1. Would you have sex with a prince who looked just like you?  2. What if being a time-cop was mostly protecting Hitler?  3. What if you had a dirty flower shop?  4. What if you had a meaningful summer fling with a killer?  5. What if art students drew you with a huge wiener? 6 6. What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys?  7. Can you separate Catholic Priests from the fire psalms?  8. Movie Pitches!!   Nick Hopping + Nathan hopping
36:48
May 12, 2022
#19 What if GENIES were real BUT couldn't grant wishes? ft. Brittany Carney
#19 What if GENIES were real BUT couldn't grant wishes? ft. Brittany Carney
This Week's Questions:  1. What all CEO's were eunuchs?  2. What if there were genies but they couldn't grant wishes?  3. What if Earth was invaded by passive aggressive aliens?  4. Would you rather have no 4 knees or NO knees?  5. What if EVERYONE you know saw you pick your nose?  6. What if you had to stand 4 inches away from your therapist during every session?  7. Would you live for 200 years if it meant slowly becoming a crab?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Brittany Carney
37:15
May 05, 2022
#18 What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role?
#18 What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role?
This Week's Questions: 1. What if morality was based on how many arms people had?  2.  Is fisting Cheating?  3. What if you were on a first date with one of the  4 HORSEMEN of the APPOCOLYPSE?  4. What's up with Flat Stanley?  5. What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role?  6. Mormons vs Amish?  7. USA vs War on drugs + War of 1812   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
44:04
April 30, 2022
#17 What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? ft. Peter Wong
#17 What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? ft. Peter Wong
This Week's Questions:  1. What if there was a racist play on the back of the Declaration of Independence?  2. What's a common fetish you find really gross?  2. What would a VERY personal trainer be?  3. What if your girlfriend had your Dad's dead hands?  4. What if thicc thighs DON'T actually save lives?  5. Have you showed your friends your dick and balls?  6. What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito?  7. Would you rather hear with you mouth OR have to sit when big men passed you?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Peter Wong
49:35
April 22, 2022
#16 How would you market the Bat-Nipples?
#16 How would you market the Bat-Nipples?
This Week's Questions  1. How would you market the Bat-Nipples?  2. Why don't we eat small things we don't want to carry?  3. If you give a mouse a cookie, how does Steve Buscemi die?  4. Can I get a security clearance?   5. Would you rather be a centaur or half bike?  6. What if Grapes of wrath was about grapes?  7. What could you get people to put in a trashcan?  8. What is the Napoleon complex really?  9. Would Freud rethink the Oedipus complex after seeing your mom?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
57:02
April 14, 2022
#15 (pt.2) Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? Ft. Andrea Allan
#15 (pt.2) Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? Ft. Andrea Allan
This Week's Questions  1. Would you want your top half or bottom half to be a peg?  2. Could a Math cult get started today?  3. Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter?  4. Would you be a magician, tarot card reader, or preacher in "Russia"?  5. How would you play the love interest in Rubber 2?   Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan
35:55
April 07, 2022
#15 (pt.1) What face tatoo would you give your enemies? Ft. Andrea Allan
#15 (pt.1) What face tatoo would you give your enemies? Ft. Andrea Allan
This Week's Questions:  1. What dog could REPLACE Scooby Doo?  2. What would the show 'How I Met Your Son' be like?  3. What FACE TATOO would you give your enemies?  4. What if the Red Pill in the Matrix changed your politics?  5 What season would be HUMAN mating season?   Featuring Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan
36:34
March 25, 2022
#14 - What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips? ft. Zach Russell
#14 - What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips? ft. Zach Russell
This Week's Questions:  1. Why did the kill Bill punch work?  2. What if your head was magically bound in a painting?  3. What if NATO was short for NathOn?  4. What else do male figure skaters do with their women-throwing strength?  5. What if you could get rid of herpes by cheating on your taxes?  6. Did Bob Saget go to heaven?  7. How do you promote your pod at a funeral?  8. What if offensive jokes cured diseases?  9. Did people like saint Patrick's snake killing?  10. What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips?  11. What if you could save Jesus but you had to kill him later?   Podcast with Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Zach Russell
59:32
March 14, 2022
#13 - What is your HATE language?
#13 - What is your HATE language?
This Week's Questions:  1. How would adult Ed, Edd, and Eddy scam people?  2. How boring could you make Breaking Bad  3. What are your HATE languages?  4. Is it sad for a non alcoholic to go to AA?  5. How lame is Jesus's crown of thorns?  6. What if Adam and Eve found out about belly buttons?  7. What if the best singer was sitting on your jacket?  8. What if pollsters published everyone's opinions about you?  9. What if Heaven is damp?  10. Does everyone secretly love our HUGE army?  11.  Does Thomas the Tank Engine eat people?  Hosted by Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping
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February 23, 2022
#12 - Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months? ft. Matty Litwack
#12 - Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months? ft. Matty Litwack
This Week's Questions:  1. How would you write a buddy cop show starring Hitler? 2. Would you take breathing underwater if you could only eat fish?  3. Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months?  4. How itchy would you have to be to end it all?  5. Would you fly like Superman but you poop 25% of the time?  6. What if you could read your dog's thoughts and it just wanted to have sex with you?  7. How would you banish a bald person from your family?  8. Would you take free rent but you can't season your food?  9. Where would you pick your conjoined twin to be attached?  10. Would you take the ability to never sleep but you have to listen to your most hated song for 3 hours a day?  11. Would you start every sentence with Fe Fi Fo Fum or have smelly hands?  12. Would you take familiarity with every book but you can never laugh?
48:04
February 19, 2022
#11 - What if the Female Body Inspectors (FBI) were a real agency? ft. Kyle Boyce
#11 - What if the Female Body Inspectors (FBI) were a real agency? ft. Kyle Boyce
This Week's Questions:  1. What are you TRULY afraid of?  2. Some offensive shit about flying...  3. If you were in Groundhog's Day, how long would it take you to murder?  4. Does anyone have unsearchable kinks?  5. What if the Female Body Inspectors were a real agency?  6. What if birds took human poops?  7. What if men could have babies too?  8. What is your political platform?  9. Does the Hulk have stretch marks?  10. What is worse - death or the Shadow Realm? (Yu-Gi-Oh)
47:14
February 09, 2022
#10 - Who would win in a FIGHT - Aang or Santa?
#10 - Who would win in a FIGHT - Aang or Santa?
This week's questions:  1. Who would win in a FIGHT - Aang or Santa?  2. Would you release SEX TAPES to look young forever?  3. Design your perfect FRANKENSTEIN politician/ superhero.  4. What's sadder - alcoholism or crazy microwave skills?  5. What if you were a vampire who had to consume something OTHER THAN BLOOD?  6. What if intense pain ALWAYS caused visions of family?  7. Ever think about flipping the toilet paper?  8. What if you hit puberty every time you played cards? (like in Yu-Gi-Oh!)  9. What if you had a baby hand?
35:44
February 01, 2022
#9 - What if you were the KING of all the WEAK CHINNED MEN?
#9 - What if you were the KING of all the WEAK CHINNED MEN?
This Week's Questions:   1. Do you like my haircut?  2. If you got blown up in Normandy, would you compare organs?  3. What is the LEAST SEXY flavor profile? 4. Do YOU like my HAIRCUT??? 5. What if you were the KING of all the weak chinned men?  6. What if you had a genie who would not give you more dicks?  7. What if Jesus came back...out of shape?  8. How would you FOOTLOOSE your kids?  9. What does it say about a man when he moans while he pees?  10. What if a clothing store intentionally gave you huge sizes?
37:12
January 23, 2022
#8 - Would you take SUPER STRENGTH if you had to MOAN to use it?
#8 - Would you take SUPER STRENGTH if you had to MOAN to use it?
This Week's Question:  1. How much money to let someone control when you poop?  2. Would you rather your child be a stripper or an aspiring circus performer?  3. What if Hallmark made a 9/11 movie?  4. What if an orgy had a required reading list?  5. Would you take super strength if you had to moan to use it?  6. If more people licked things, would the world be better?   We were very tired this episode. Very tired.
39:45
January 05, 2022
#7 - Would people jump off bridges called the "Jeff Bridges?" ft. Bridget Geiran
#7 - Would people jump off bridges called the "Jeff Bridges?" ft. Bridget Geiran
This Week's Questions:  1. Who would win a fight to the death...A husband or wife who can use the kids as projectiles?  2. If someone shrunk all your clothes, would you lose weight?  3. For $20 Million, would you never leave New York?  4. What social causes could be helped by your sticky poops?  5. What about shaving your butt hair before diarrhea?  6. What if Squid Games had fun shot glasses?  7. What if Captain America hit women?  8. Would you give up sex for a year to redo any argument?  9. Would people jump off bridges called "the Jeff Bridges?"  10. What would it take to get the nickname "Sonic the Edgehog?"  11. Which Jonas Brothers' skin would you wear to the Met Gala?
49:44
December 24, 2021
#6 - Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY?
#6 - Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY?
This Week's Questions:  1. Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY?  2. What's the BEST Breaking Bad spinoff that rhymes?  3. Can I hit Pokémon trainers with the pokeball?  4. Would George Bush like this podcast?  5. How will we know when America has graduated from the Boy Band to the MAN BAND?  6. How do comedians resist SHOVING the microphone in their mouth on stage?  7. If MEN had periods, how much BETTER would they be at it than women?  8. What is the sexiest math concept?  9. What if there was "A Thanksgiving Carrol?"
50:04
December 10, 2021
#5 - Would SAW be better with MICROTRANSACTIONS?
#5 - Would SAW be better with MICROTRANSACTIONS?
This Week's Questions:  1. What if TONY SOPRANO Skate Boarded?  2. What if the DEATH NOTE just made people bald?  3. Your crush WRECKS the toilet - are you less or more interested?  4. What if EVERYTHING was sticky?  5. What is the best time in history to have a HUGE cock?  6.  Would SAW be better with MICROTRANSACTIONS?  7. What is the biggest flaw in the DEATH STAR? (Besides the main one)  8.  Are there rules when you borrow your DAD'S SOCKS?  9.  What if EVERYONE ELSE is having sex when you're not there?  10. What was the CULTURAL IMPACT of 2 Girls 1 Cup?  11. Can you BAPTIZE PEOPLE as a prank?
53:01
December 02, 2021
#4 - Would you ask a stranger to scratch your back?
#4 - Would you ask a stranger to scratch your back?
This Week's Questions:  1. How do you smell people at the store?  2. Would you ask a stranger to scratch your back?  3. Does meditation eventually make you orgasm?  4. Is it worse to kill a person or give an inanimate object a soul?  5. Are people salad?  6. Would you rather have 50 grapes in your ass or one in your dick?
48:51
November 24, 2021
#3 - Would you rather be addicted to coke or slight of hand magic?
#3 - Would you rather be addicted to coke or slight of hand magic?
This week's questions: 1. Why are morticians so gross?  2. What if you could only use bowls?  3. How about a sleeping bag made of ball sack?  4. What if the WAZE voice was really your dad?  5. Can you break the law if you have to shit real bad?  6. Would you rathe be addicted to coke or slight of hand magic?  7. What if everyone but you forgot the movie yesterday?  8. What is sex like in Hell?  9. What if every time you heard a 69 joke, it was your first time ever hearing one?
47:37
November 16, 2021
#2 - What if you could time travel...but only while pooping?
#2 - What if you could time travel...but only while pooping?
This Week's questions:  1. What if everyone was a little Nathan?  2. What if your fingers and toes got switched RIGHT BEFORE BRUNCH?  3. What if you could time travel while pooping  4. Would you rather your girlfriend be related to Hitler or related to YOU?  5. Does driving a big truck give you confidence and power?  6. What if, every time someone brings up PC Culture, you could only hear experimental jazz trumpet?  7. What if Gordon Ramsay tickled people?  8. What if you laughed like Sagat from SSF2?  9. What if you could save ALL your poops until the very end?
38:51
November 10, 2021
#1 - What if you could transfer fat from person to person?
#1 - What if you could transfer fat from person to person?
This Week's Questions:  1.  Do snakes like shedding their skin?  2. Why is it called a fanny pack when you don't shove things in your ass?  3. Can you use a boner to stop yourself from peeing?  4. What if you could transfer fat from person to person?  5. Would you rather have no friends or no teeth?  6. What if God told you you have the potential to be the best fresh water fisherman who ever lived?  7. Would you rather be Dave Rubin or a domesticated pony?  8. What if there was a clone of your girlfriend who was 6% better in every way?
49:48
October 19, 2021