Nope, Never Saw It
By NNSI
Nope, Never Saw ItMay 01, 2023
That Thing You Do
Gina and Sonia kick off their 50th movie with a Kamakazi and follow with a Dirty Shirley (did we mention that you look really good in the red?) as they talk about that movie with the song. If you've seen the movie, you know the song. It's that one-hit wonder from the One-ders, That Thing You Do.
Friends With Benefits
Mix yourself an Old Pal (not to "play tennis" with it... to DRINK it!), and enjoy while Gina and Sonia discuss Sonia's love for New York City, Gina's love for Patricia Clarkson, and the nature of Jamie and Dylan's relationship in Friends With Benefits (not No Strings Attached).
Grosse Pointe Blank
Is it possible for a hitman to find love? Is it possible to eat a pickled onion? Gina and Sonia explore these questions and more in their discussion about Grosse Pointe Blank, which stars John Cusack (sigh...). So pour yourself a Gibson, kick back, and enjoy.
Twister
Green sky. High winds. Horizontal rain... Looks like a storm's brewing, literally and figuratively. Mix yourself a Twister while Gina and Sonia talk about Twister and its twisted relationships in this classic action, adventure, thriller, romance. #teammelissa
Sleepless in Seattle
Listening to this episode is your destiny... or is it a coincidence? Let Gina and Sonia dissect this concept as they discuss Sleepless in Seattle. So mix yourself a New York Sour (and add a dash of cough syrup in case you, too, have a tickle in your throat) and enjoy.
The Beach
Bliss on The Beach? Maybe at first, but when love interests materialize and sharks attack, what first seemed like a paradise quickly devolves into a hell on Earth (thanks for letting me get a little poetic). Join Gina and Sonia as they sip their own Bliss on the Beach, and discuss the finer (and less finer) points of Danny Boyle's romance/adventure/thriller/travel film, The Beach.
Donnie Darko
What is this movie about? Does it matter? Pour yourself a Dark and Stormy while you embark on a journey with Gina and Sonia through a tear in the fabric of the 4th dimension only to find yourself in a tangent universe tasked with saving the world. You have 28 days. Oh, and say hi to Frank the Bunny. This is Donnie Darko.
The Matrix Revisited
Gina and Sonia will be back in February with all new episodes! Until then, enjoy this revisit (not reloading, just to be clear) of The Matrix #Trinityismyhero
Almost Famous Revisited
The broadway musical didn't work out, but the movie is still a classic. As we continue our stroll down memory lane, let's revisit another one of Sonia's picks: Almost Famous. Enjoy!
We'll be back in February with Sonia's latest pick, Donnie Darko.
Face/Off (Rewind/Play Back)
Happy New Year! We are taking a little break during the month of January, but don't worry! We'll be back in February with our newest episode - and a Sonia pick - Donnie Darko. Since we are starting February off with a Sonia pick, we thought it would be fun to revisit some of her past picks this month. We're starting with her first pick of the series, Face/Off. This is Sonia's favorite movie. This is not Gina's favorite movie. We had a lot to say. Enjoy!
The Full Monty
Mix yourself a Naked and Famous and check out our new episode where we peel back the layers of The Full Monty. Clothing optional.
Booksmart
Pump up the Pomp and Circumstance, pour yourself a Graduate, and listen to Gina and Sonia discuss the finer points of Booksmart. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Singles
Put on your favorite flannel and doc martins, pop in a Pearl Jam CD, pour yourself a Black Hole Sun, and enjoy the chocolate bitters as Gina and Sonia discuss the finer points of their third Cameron Crowe classic, Singles. And if you're wondering where you last saw your garage door opener, perhaps you gave it away along with your heart. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Ghostbusters
Ever wonder why Winston's part is kind of small, what the green blob really is, or what the difference is between "shaken" and not "stirred"? Gina and Sonia explore all these questions and MORE in their discussion about the classic family thriller comedy, Ghostbusters. So pour yourself a Manhattan, and while you're listening, if you see something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening...
Sleeping With the Enemy
Another Julia Roberts film to talk about at length! So line up your hand towels, pour yourself a Cape Codder, and relax as Gina and Sonia discuss unpredictable weather, places to discard wedding rings, and ways to startle someone. It's time to delve into Sleeping With the Enemy. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Bad Teacher
Gina and Sonia ring in the new school year with the raunchy comedy, Bad Teacher. Instead of actually reading the classic novel, mix yourself a Tequila Mockingbird, slip on your favorite pair of jeans, and enjoy our breakdown. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Shakespeare in Love
Mix yourself a Much a Woo Woo About Nothing **eye roll** and enjoy Gina and Sonia's take on the classic film about love, theater, crossdressing, and Marlovians. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Happy Gilmore
Are you as beautiful as Carl Weathers? If yes, then throw on a white tux, set yourself down in front of a piano with a Transfusion in hand, and enjoy Gina and Sonia's breakdown of the Adam Sandler comedy classic, Happy Gilmore. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Almost Famous
Wanna be cool? Pull out your favorite vinyl records, pour yourself a Rock 'n' Rye, and listen to Gina and Sonia sing their praises for their third Cameron Crowe film, Almost Famous. And remember, if you're ever in a crisis situation #justbelee. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Footloose
Kick off your dancing shoes and mix yourself a Footloose with Chartreuse (definitely don't substitute with Sambuca!!). Enjoy as Gina and Sonia discuss the finer points of the 80's classic, Footloose. It'll hurt so good... PS: John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Rocky
Mix yourself a Liberty Bell and drink it on the "rocks" (see what I did there...?) while you listen to Gina and Sonia discuss the classic underdog story (or is it a love story??), Rocky. PS - John Mulaney, thanks for listening.
Twins
Partner up with the Danny DeVito to your Arnold Schwarzeneggar, put on your best matching outfits, pour yourselves a Twin Hill, and enjoy Gina and Sonia's breakdown of the classic '80s Ivan Reitman comedy, Twins. And if one of you has to leave the room, just tell your twin to pause the episode and say, "I'll be back."
Gattaca
Pour yourself a gin & tonic and enjoy your tasty beverage while Gina and Sonia try to breakdown the human genome project, leg extension surgery, and the merits of the compelling sci-fi Gattaca.
Clue
What are we drinking today? A classic Sidecar with a dash of Murder! Check your cognac to make sure the butler didn't poison it and settle in while Gina and Sonia break down this "who dunnit" cult classic. And don't worry. We won't be "Lee Ving" any stone unturned...
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
What IS eating Gilbert Grape? Pour yourself a red wine spritzer (or ask Sean to mix one with your favorite white) and enjoy as Gina and Sonia dissect all the things that trouble the title character in this classic drama.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Pour yourself a "dirty" Arnold Palmer and listen to Gina and Sonia sift through the raunch in order to get to the heart of this Judd Apatow classic.
Whiplash
Pour yourself a highball, put on some smooth jazz, and enjoy while Gina and Sonia talk about tight black shirts, dissect dysfunctional relationships, share their mutual love for Paul Reiser, and drop a lot of F-bombs (hence the "explicit" rating for today's episode).
Best in Show
Calling all dog lovers! Mix yourself a Salty Dog, curl up on the couch with your favorite canine, and enjoy Gina and Sonia's breakdown of Best in Show.
The Emperor's New Groove
Pour yourself a Cosmopolitan (but make sure it's not poison before sipping) and enjoy Gina and Sonia's breakdown of the Disney classic where they talk about concussions, speaking squirrel, and how the Emperor gets his groove back.
Jerry Maguire
Throw on your favorite football jersey, pour yourself a margarita, and sit back while Gina and Sonia talk about relationship goals, concussions, naked butts, and the finer points of Jerry Maguire. Show me the cocktail! You had me at... excuse me, my phone's ringing... Hello?
The Notebook
Cuddle up with the one you love, mix yourself a First Love Champagne Cocktail, and listen as Gina and Sonia dissect Noah and Allie's relationship in the classic love story, The Notebook.
The Karate Kid
Gina and Sonia are taking a little break. But if you've been binging season 4 of Cobra Kai, you may want to pay a little visit to where Daniel and Johnny's rivalry began. So pour yourself a Cobra Kai Mai Thai and enjoy Gina's pick for this week, The Karate Kid. And if you're just joining us, catch up on some of our other episodes. Wax on, wax off, my friends!
Major League
Gina and Sonia are taking a little break. So this is the perfect opportunity to catch up on our earlier episodes! Sonia's pick for this week is Major League. Pour yourself a Cooperstown Cocktail, tap into your Wild Thing (whatever that means...) and enjoy the episode!
A Christmas Story
Pour yourself a Tipsy Santa and curl up on the sofa by your Christmas tree while Gina and Sonia break down the ultimate holiday classic, A Christmas Story.
Gremlins
Turn off all the lights, grab a Poinsettia (the drink, not the plant!), and join Gina and Sonia as they discuss the finer points of the holiday classic, Gremlins.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Grab your hat and whip, pour yourself a Lucky Rock, and settle in while Gina and Sonia talk about spy monkeys, rogue flies, traveling by map, and how to pronounce Cointreau.
Crazy Rich Asians
Gather all the ingredients for a Singapore Sling, sit back, and relax while Gina and Sonia discuss Crazy Rich Asians.
Sixteen Candles
Do you remember your sweet 16? Mix yourself a Sweet (yet bitter) Sixteen and drink up! Because Gina and Sonia get real with this cult classic.
Poltergeist
Lock all your real skeletons in the closet and mix yourself a Skeleton Key while Gina and Sonia contemplate life after death, movie curses, and creepy clown dolls in the classic scary movie, Poltergeist.
Say Anything
Make your own version of a Purple Passion (grapefruit OR grape juice permitted) and listen as Gina and Sonia try to sift through the meaning of Cameron Crowe's Say Anything.
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Pour yourself a Jack 'n Diet Coke and fold some scarves while Gina and Sonia talk about high school reunions, age-appropriate clothing, and the importance of friendship in Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.
Dead Poets Society
Seize the day with a heavy pour of a Midsummer Night's Beam and enjoy Gina and Sonia's discussion about awesome teachers, over-the-top declarations of love, and bird symbolism as they breakdown Dead Poets Society. Carpe Diem, indeed...
Face/Off
Grab a peach and mix yourself a Boulevardier as Gina and Sonia talk about face transplants, face waterfalls, and the deadly Travolta/Cage combo in John Wu's Face/Off.
Major League
Wild thing, pour yourself a Cooperstown Cocktail, get your wave on, and listen to Gina and Sonia swing away at their first and millionth impressions of Major League.
The Goonies
Hey you guys!! Arrrrrrrrgh you ready to talk about The Goonies? Pour yourself a daiquiri and settle in while Gina and Sonia dissect a staple from Gina's childhood.
There's Something About Mary
Pull out a frosted glass and pour yourself a Whiskey Sour while Gina and Sonia discuss whether or not there really is something about Mary.
Saving Private Ryan
Wrap yourself up in a blanket, pour yourself a spiked hot cocoa, and listen to Gina and Sonia discuss war, Barry Pepper, and the finer points of Saving Private Ryan.
BONUS EPISODE! Friends Reunion
I know what you're thinking... we were on a break! But we just had to sneak in a bonus episode and talk about the Friends Reunion, especially now that we are out to prove that Friends is the center of all things. So pour yourself a tall glass of something bubbly and listen as Gina and Sonia share their impressions of the reunion and their favorite television show.
Stand By Me
Pour yourself a Summer Shandy and crank up the nostalgia while Gina and Sonia talk about Stand By Me.
Pretty Woman
Gina and Sonia exchange dirty talk while sipping their Dirty Martinis and discussing the finer points of Pretty Woman.