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All great cinema makes us ask questions, but only one question applies to every movie ever made: "Is it better or worse than Vin Diesel's 2005 Masterpiece 'The Pacifier'?" Join best friends Connor & Luke (plus guests!) as they attempt to analyze and answer that question as it pertains to every movie...ever.* *Not guaranteed to cover every movie ever. Theme Music: Episode 15-Present: Ian C. Weber https://www.iancweber.com/ Episodes 1-15: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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A TALKING CAT!?!: Put Some Respect On That Name (with Mike Wawrzynek)

No Highway OptionFeb 23, 2021

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Gettin' Blobbed by THE BLOB (1988) (with Jason Kleeberg)
Jan 16, 202458:45
OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME VOLUME 3 (With a Lot of Guests)

OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME VOLUME 3 (With a Lot of Guests)

11 Episodes we've covered means 11 Brand New Coming Attractions Games in 1 fun clip show episode! We're leaving the holiday theme behind and running headfirst into a big chaotic lineup. Dramas, comedies, horror, an Academy Award winner for best picture, this next lineup has it all. Tune in to find out what we'll be watching, and hear our pitches for an April Fool's Day episode!!


NEXT WEEK: THE BLOB (1988) with FORCE FIVE PODCAST

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Bluesky: Nohighywaypod@bsky.social Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Jan 09, 202449:22
TOP 10 BEST CLIPS OF 2023 (with Multiple Guests)

TOP 10 BEST CLIPS OF 2023 (with Multiple Guests)

AT THE END OF THE YEAR YOU'RE ANOTHAH YEAR OLDAH. You know, like singing Les Miserables but saying the wrong words.

It's our year-end cliptacular! Connor and Luke list their top 5 favorite moments from this year each to make a big old No Highway Option top 10 Extravaganza. Did your favorites make it in? Only one way to find out!

Thank you all so much for listening this year! We've had fun and can't wait for more.


COMING EITHER TUESDAY OR NEXT WEEK DEPENDING ON HOW HUNGOVER WE ARE ON NEW YEAR'S DAY: The Oops All Coming Attractions Game Volume 3!

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dec 31, 202336:34
TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN: Inner Child, Take the Wheel! (With Chris Andersen)

TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN: Inner Child, Take the Wheel! (With Chris Andersen)

It's the SNOW Highway Option finale episode! We're playing with all of our Transformers that we unwrapped under the tree. I bet our pretend storylines were just as cohesive as what Michael Bay cooked up. CHRIS ANDERSEN (Uncle Monster's Spooky Time Fright Hour) joins the boys on a trip to New York, Paris, Philadelphia, vague totally-not-Penn-but-yeah-it's-Penn University, and Egypt as they hunt down Decepticons and discuss TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN. 2 of us have nostalgia for this movie in particular, while one has more nostalgia for the franchise as a whole. Because, honestly, who isn't nostalgic for Optimus Prime in some fashion? Join them as they answer such questions as: Can our inner child overtake a movie being bad? Does this movie have a prime demographic? Should Transformers be able to swim? How does this compare to the six(?!) other Transformers flicks? and How Bumblebee do that with his radio? among many others...

Thank you for coming on, Chris! Be sure to check out UNCLE MONSTER'S SPOOKY TIME FRIGHT HOUR wherever you get podcasts, and follow Chris on Bluesky! (If you need a code to get on Bluesky, DM Connor he's got a few) NEXT WEEK: OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME 3/HAPPY NEW YEAR SPECIAL

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dec 26, 202301:18:59
THE SANTA CLAUSE-A-THON!

THE SANTA CLAUSE-A-THON!

That's right, we just watched almost 12 hours of content that was purely based on a legal pun. Our brains are at like 40% Tim Allen MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE! Join Connor and Luke through a North Pole journey as they watch THE SANTA CLAUSE, THE SANTA CLAUSE 2, THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE, and 2 seasons of Disney+'s THE SANTA CLAUSES. Thankfully, none of us transformed into a Santa Claus in the process. As far as we know, at least. Join them as they answer such questions as: Why does Tim Allen reference Barabbas? Is this still a parasite? Does being around Santa Claus make a person (Neil or Riley) dumber? What are our definitive Santa Claus rankings? Are the rules of the magic clear? and Do any of these pull off a Christmas miracle? Among others... TUESDAY: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN with CHRIS ANDERSEN

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Dec 24, 202301:00:32
The Only JACK FROST 25th Anniversary Acknowledgement (with John Dorsey)

The Only JACK FROST 25th Anniversary Acknowledgement (with John Dorsey)

This movie has incredibly little to do with Christmas, but it's called SNOW Highway Option and the guy's made out of snow so...

JOHN DORSEY (Superhuman Public Radio) speaks into a magic podcasting mic to summon the spirits of the boys to talk all about the 1998 family-friendly version of JACK FROST. That's right, he talked about the '97 Jack Frost in our first Snow Highway Option event, and now the '98 Jack Frost! Puppet snowmen, weird music, and a lack of antagonist abounds!

Join them as they answer such questions as: Who was originally supposed to star and direct this? What commercials does this remind us of? Does this feature any surprise Rockstars? Has the snowman seen Hell? and Will we ever get another Jack Frost movie for John to come back for? among many others...
Thank you for coming on, John! Be sure to check out SUPERHUMAN PUBLIC RADIO wherever you get podcasts!
THIS SUNDAY: It's time for the SANTA CLAUSE-A-THON
NEXT WEEK: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Dec 19, 202301:14:15
VIOLENT NIGHT is Full of Childrens' Dreams!!! (with Percival Constantine)

VIOLENT NIGHT is Full of Childrens' Dreams!!! (with Percival Constantine)

Dec 12, 202353:32
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION: Achieving he Perfect Ratio (with Josh Peters)
Dec 05, 202301:14:37
The Daughter From 17 AGAIN Needs Therapy (with Shannon Maguire)

The Daughter From 17 AGAIN Needs Therapy (with Shannon Maguire)

The movie's about being 17, but a good 80% of these high schoolers are absolutely in their early-to-mid 20's and you cannot convince me otherwise.


College Friend and Improv Comedian SHANNON MAGUIRE joins the boys back in time to re-live high school and talk about 17 AGAIN. That's right, we're finally chatting about winning comedic performances from Zac Efron, Thomas Lennon (one of the writers of The Pacifier!), and Matthew Perry (RIP).


Join them as they answer such questions as: Does this movie have a secret genre? Is this a Freaky Friday, or a Benjamin Button, or a Disney's The Kid? Do we want to dump these kids in the desert? What's our opinion on the current state of SNL? and Would we change anything about our high school career? among many others...

Thank you for coming on, Shannon! Be sure to learn more about the LANCASTER IMPROV PLAYERS, follow them on TWITCH, and check out their social medias!

NEXT WEEK: SNOW HIGHWAY OPTION begins!

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠


Nov 28, 202301:09:02
HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE: Sketches and Satire, Hell Yeah! (With Matt Lewis)
Nov 21, 202353:52
THE ONE: Take Notes, MCU! (with Steve and Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies)

THE ONE: Take Notes, MCU! (with Steve and Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies)

Nov 14, 202301:11:58
HACKERS: Hack (and Sexually Awaken) The Planet! (With David Arnold)
Nov 07, 202301:16:56
Talkin' HALLOWEEN (1978) on Halloween (2023) (With Jason from Dads From the Crypt)

Talkin' HALLOWEEN (1978) on Halloween (2023) (With Jason from Dads From the Crypt)

Scariest Mike Myers movies, ranked: #5) Halloween Kills #4) Rob Zombie's Halloween #3) Halloween (2018) #2) The Cat in the Hat/The Love Guru (tie) #1) Halloween (1978)

JASON from DADS FROM THE CRYPT dusts off his William Shatner mask to join the boys on a little Holiday-appropriate fun as they discuss the John Carpenter classic HALLOWEEN. And somehow they get through the entire episode discussing a Jamie Lee Curtis movie without making a single Activia joke.

Join them as they answer such questions as: How did Michael learn to drive? Is this really that scary anymore? Do Laurie Strode's friends suck? Does the guy in the opening scene really last that quickly? How has reserved seating made moviegoing different? Has Connor been lied to about the plot of Halloween Ends? and What really makes Michael Myers scary in this one? among many others...

Thank you for coming on, Jason! Be sure to check out ⁠⁠DADS FROM THE CRYPT wherever you get podcasts, and follow them on all the social medias from the links on their website.


SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIALS FOR THIS EPISODE:

I can't think of any so here's Mike Myers meeting Shrek


NEXT WEEK: TO BE ANNOUNCED, PLEASE STAY TUNED TO THE SOCIALS.

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠

Nov 02, 202301:01:49
Oh Bother, It's WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY (with Brian from Berated B-Rated Movies)
Oct 24, 202301:24:11
OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAMES Volume 2 (with A Lot Of Guests)

OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAMES Volume 2 (with A Lot Of Guests)

*We've been made aware of the previous silence gaps in the audio, they should be fixed now! Thank you!

Have you missed THE COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME at the end of every episode? Worried about what movies we'll be watching in the future? Curious about our CHRISTMAS EVE FRANCHISE MARATHON??? Don't worry, we've got all that covered.


It's all Coming Attractions Games! Tune in to hear each of the past guests from our most recent 9 episodes (and our missing CAG from Spiral: From the Book of Saw) give us some clues to figure out what movies are next in the run. It's a fun compilation! It's all the movies we're covering for the rest of 2023!


NEXT WEEK: WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY


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Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com


Oct 20, 202301:04:54
BUBBA HO TEP: Is This the Most Normal Elvis Biopic? (with Bradley Robinson)

BUBBA HO TEP: Is This the Most Normal Elvis Biopic? (with Bradley Robinson)

For once, us bringing up ELVIS (2022, dir. Baz Luhrmann) not only makes sense, but it enhances the discussion of this movie! It's almost like we should retire discussing it after this episode, but we promise not to.

BRADLEY ROBINSON (formerly D College Podcast and Cinema is Dead) finally pays the boys a visit outside of the Holidays in order to talk about BUBBA HO TEP. You know Bubba Ho Tep! It's a perfectly normal movie in which an ass-eating Mummy attacks a retirement home where the Lone Ranger, Elvis Presley, and JFK (but Black) live. We know what you're thinking, "ugh, ANOTHER movie about old Elvis and JFK (but Black with a head full of sand)? Hollywood is out of ideas!".

Join them as they answer questions such as: Is Bruce Campbell's Elvis voice good, or is it Johnny Bravo? Do we think this movie could have been sillier? Did we miss anything watching this on Tubi? How long can Connor and Brad talk about Steelbooks? and Can Luke convince everyone It's Pat is a worthwhile watch? Among others...

Thank you for coming on, Brad! Be sure to check out his Letterboxd!


SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIALS FOR THIS EPISODE:

Connor and Luke's respective Letterboxds

Superhuman Public Radio Season 2 (featuring Luke!) is out now! 

The best clip from ELVIS (2022)

NEXT WEEK: OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS Volume 2

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com

Oct 10, 202357:47
MOONFALL: It Makes Your Brain Stupid (with CHRIS BUDNICKI)
Oct 03, 202301:03:10
THE RUNAWAYS: The Ultimate "It's Good But"... Movie (with NATHANIEL MARLOWE)
Sep 26, 202301:21:19
THAT THING YOU DO!: Play it Again, Tom Hanks! (With AARON AND JIMMY from TOO MUCH POPCORN)

THAT THING YOU DO!: Play it Again, Tom Hanks! (With AARON AND JIMMY from TOO MUCH POPCORN)

Sep 19, 202301:19:46
UNCHARTED? More Like ShitFarted (with Ian C. Weber)

UNCHARTED? More Like ShitFarted (with Ian C. Weber)

Finally, 2 Titans of Industry meet in one of history's most anticipated video game adaptations: Mark Wahlberg and Papa John (The Industry is the "Saying Slurs").

IAN C. WEBER debuts a new version of the theme song (thank you Ian!) and presents the boys with a map to find the UNCHARTED movie. That's right, Ian's back to talk about another video game movie! He's our #GamerGuy. The C in his name stands for #GamerGuy. It's a boring movie what do you want me to say about it???

Join them as they answer such questions as: Is this well cast? Are there movies we'd rather be watching instead of this? Can Tom Holland work as Nathan Drake with a different script? and Just how many pizzas did Papa John eat before that infamous, sweaty-as-hell interview? among many others...
As always, follow the link below to go to Ian's Website to hear all of Ian's cool stuff! https://www.iancweber.com⁠ plus listen to his demos for the Robot Musical ROBOT NATURE on Spotify!

SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIALS FOR THIS EPISODE:
Superhuman Public Radio Season 2 (featuring Luke!) premieres tomorrow, SEPTEMBER 13th! Check out their website!
Papa John Interview Highlights
Full Papa John Interview (for the freaks)
NEXT WEEK: THAT THING YOU DO! with TOO MUCH POPCORN

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Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here:
www.iancweber.com
Sep 12, 202301:08:36
AMADEUS: Fun with Sound Boards! (With JT Holtaway)

AMADEUS: Fun with Sound Boards! (With JT Holtaway)

It's an 8 time Academy Award Winning film including Best Picture, so this week we're no-nonsense, all class, and definitely totally focused the entire time.


JT HOLTAWAY bursts into the room to listen to the boys recount their battles with a young composer who was sent to torture them by God, or something. Or would it be a young rival podcaster? Do any podcasts want to start Salieri/Mozart beef with us to up listenership? DM us to let us know. Anyway, this week's movie is the critically acclaimed director's cut of AMADEUS.


Join them as they answer such questions as: What are the best parts of this movie? Would we have liked this movie as much if there were less boobies? What's the first name of Connor and JT's middle school band teacher? What director is the annoying laugh totally based on? and Can we name some of the hot new sports that are popping up on the sports betting scene? among many others...

JT isn't active online right now but y'all should keep on rocking in the free world!

SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIALS FOR THIS EPISODE:

Superhuman Public Radio Season 2 (featuring Luke!) premieres on SEPTEMBER 13th! Check out their website for past episodes!

⁠The Family Guy Joke

A Fifth of Beethoven


NEXT WEEK: UNCHARTED with IAN C. WEBER


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Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com

Sep 05, 202301:12:22
SON OF THE MASK: Sssssomebody Stop This! (with Nick Cherry)

SON OF THE MASK: Sssssomebody Stop This! (with Nick Cherry)

Aug 29, 202301:25:03
THE MATRIX: An Open Plea to Richard Ayoade (with Kory Louko)

THE MATRIX: An Open Plea to Richard Ayoade (with Kory Louko)

You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. You take the pale yellow Corona-colored pill - you listen to an episode of No Highway Option talking about one of the most legendary Sci-Fi movies of all time. Weird choice, if you take the podcast pill.


KORY LOUKO returns (and you can actually hear her the whole time this time!) to join the boys in their back-to-back Wachowski weeks and discuss 1999's THE MATRIX! It's our second time journeying into The Matrix, technically, but our first time spending an entire movie there. Can YOU remember which movie we covered first?


Join them as they answer such questions as: Are the WGA and SAG Strikes resolved yet? (As of this writing: not yet. Pay your writers and actors!!!) How deep are the Wachowskis' stories? Has this movie's CGI aged well? Are there different reads on this movie now that both directors have transitioned? Which pill would we take? and Why did so many kids movies and TV parody this R-Rated movie? among many others...


Follow Kory on INSTAGRAM and watch MAN VS. VIBRATOR!


NEXT WEEK: SON OF THE MASK with NICK CHERRY


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Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com


Aug 22, 202301:27:58
CLOUD ATLAS: Talking the Tru-Tru (with Kendell Sweeney-Thomas)
Aug 15, 202301:06:11
OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAMES Volume 1 (with lots of Guests)

OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAMES Volume 1 (with lots of Guests)

Have you missed THE COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME at the end of every episode? Worried about what movies we'll be watching in the future? Don't worry, we've got all that covered.


It's all Coming Attractions Games! Tune in to hear each of the past guests from our most recent 9 episodes give us some clues to figure out what movies are next in the run. It's a fun compilation!


NEXT WEEK: THE MATRIX with KENDELL SWEENEY-THOMAS


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Aug 08, 202341:29
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART TWO: The End of an Era (with Brandon Tanczak)
Aug 01, 202301:02:46
OLD: We've Got Questions About Magic Rock Science (with Taylor Coan)
Jul 25, 202301:08:54
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART ONE: This Could Have Been A Trilogy (with JADE BROOKS-BARTLETT)
Jul 18, 202301:09:33
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY: Problematic or Wholesome? (with NATIONAL TREASURE HUNT)
Jul 11, 202301:11:51
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE - Jacob's technically an Animorph (with Derick McDuff)
Jul 04, 202301:14:06
SPIRAL FROM THE BOOK OF SAW: We Want to Play A Different Game (with Jason Mountain)
Jun 27, 202301:06:51
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON: Sponsored by Good Ol' Rainier Beer (with Savannah MacHamer)
Jun 20, 202301:05:26
DADDY DAY CARE: The RenneZAHNsce (with Mike King)
Jun 13, 202301:02:06
TWILIGHT: The Start of the Charlie Swan Saga (with Jess Suriano)
Jun 06, 202301:19:50
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN: The Spielberg Bonanza (With Alex Levitt)
May 30, 202301:31:59
FAST X: The Boys are Back In Town!
May 23, 202345:30
INTO THE SPIDER-THON (Aka Merry Thwip-mas!)

INTO THE SPIDER-THON (Aka Merry Thwip-mas!)

11 Movies. Technically 5 different series. 8 Spider-People/Pigs. 2 Venoms. 1 week. 1 podcast. Let's do this.

The boys watch every theatrically released movie in the Spider-Man franchise! That's right, from the Raimis to the Webbs to the Wattses to the Flescher to the Persichetti/Ramsey/Rothman to the Serkis. We watched them all. It was a chore, but since we split them up among a week instead of a day like the Fast-a-thon, thankfully, it wasn't as draining. But of course it wasn't going to be draining! It's Spider-Man! We loves the Spider-Man!

Join them as they answer questions such as: Do our thoughts on the nostalgic ones change? Are there any huge surprises? What's our Spidey movie ranking? How was No Way Home? among others...

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com/

Dec 24, 202101:17:06
DIE HARD 2: Yippee-Ki-Yes, It's a Christmas Movie (with Derick McDuff)
Dec 07, 202101:25:11
EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS: Hide Your Single Moms, Luke's on the Prowl (with Tyler Freeze)

EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS: Hide Your Single Moms, Luke's on the Prowl (with Tyler Freeze)

Lace up those winter boots and get ready for some holiday fun, it's SNOW HIGHWAY OPTION time!

TYLER FREEZE (We went to College together) sits down with the boys to talk about Deer Shit and Hanukkah in ADAM SANDLER'S EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS. Isn't it cool that we lined up this episode's release with the third night of Hanukkah 2021? We didn't plan that, it's just one of life's funny little coincidences! 

Join them as they answer questions such as: What did this beat at the Kids' Choice Awards? Is this movie funny or bad? What's Whitey's deal? Could this movie have a little more Hanukkah? and How many boobs is always funny? among others...

NEXT WEEK: DIE HARD 2

Thanks for coming on, Tyler! He had nothing to promote!

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com/

Nov 30, 202101:29:59
A Very HEREDITARY Thanksgiving Special! (With Brad Robinson)

A Very HEREDITARY Thanksgiving Special! (With Brad Robinson)

Because what better way to prepare for/follow up a Thanksgiving dinner than thinking about a headless kid?

BRAD ROBINSON (The Disney College Podcast, formerly Cinema is Dead) returns to join the boys in a Satanic Cult...or really just to talk about Ari Aster's smash debut horror film HEREDITARY. It's pretty much the same thing, once you boil it down to the basics. Kind of.

Join them as they answer questions such as: Was this marketing misleading? Is A24 only good at horror? How do we feel about the second half of this movie? What's the best horror movies of 2021? and Is today Thanksgiving? among others...


NEXT WEEK: Snow Highway Option begins with EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS

Thanks for coming back, Brad! Be sure to listen to THE DISNEY COLLEGE PODCAST wherever you get podcasts!

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com/

Nov 25, 202101:36:07
AT THE MOVIES WITH NO HIGHWAY OPTION: Clifford the Big Red Dog and Tick, Tick...Boom!

AT THE MOVIES WITH NO HIGHWAY OPTION: Clifford the Big Red Dog and Tick, Tick...Boom!

Y'all know At the Movies with Siskel and Ebert, right? That's not TOO dated a reference, I hope???

We went to the movies this week to finish off Bovember by talking about CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG. Luke was very big proponent of seeing this wacky little family movie, so of course we had to. Thank God for AMC A-List (not a sponsor. But if they want to...we're here).Connor also went to The Alamo Drafthouse to check out Tick, Tick...Boom! and talks about that for a few seconds because he loved it very much.  

Join them as they answer questions such as: Is Clifford any good? How was our theater experience? What did we really want from this movie? Who else was in Jungle Cruise? and What modern animated franchise does Connor despise? among others...

THURSDAY: HEREDITARY with BRADLEY ROBINSON from THE DISNEY COLLEGE PODCAST
NEXT WEEK: Snow Highway Option begins with a movie Bradley has described as "Not KRAMPUS, it's scarier than that"

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com/

Nov 23, 202159:10
ROCKY II: Luke's Birthday Bonus!

ROCKY II: Luke's Birthday Bonus!

Yo Adrian! Luke's Birthday is on the 17th! Wish him a happy one!

Luke picked the first sequel in one of his favorite franchises as his birthday pick, as the boys talk all about ROCKY II. With one huge fan of the Rocky flicks and one who's only seen a few, what could possibly go wrong?

Join them as they answer questions such as: What's our Rocky Rankings? Isn't CREED great? Is this just the same as the first movie? Do Rocky and Adrian have chemistry? and How would we fix some Rocky movies? among others...

NEXT WEEK: NEW RELEASES! Possibly: CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG, or GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE or TICK...TICK...BOOM! or a combination of the three! 

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Nov 16, 202101:00:31
ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA COMMENTARY: Hey Verne, It's a Watch-Along!

ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA COMMENTARY: Hey Verne, It's a Watch-Along!

ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA is currently streaming on IMDBTV if you want to watch along! IGNORE THE FIRST COUNTDOWN TO HIT PLAY, GO OFF THE SECOND ONE SO THE TIMING LINES UP.

In their first ever commentary episode, the boys check out those wacky adventures of everyone's favorite pitchman Ernest P. Worrel as he goes to Africa in ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA. It's...ah...it's a lot to take in. Especially on low volume so the sound doesn't bleed into a podcast. We're trying new stuff! 

Join them as they answer questions such as: How do we feel about Ernest? Oh yikes, what is happening? Why the names dumb? What's coming in the future? and Should we watch more Ernest? among others...

NEXT WEEK: Luke's Birthday Bonus ROCKY II

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com/

Nov 09, 202101:43:48
THE GODFATHER: It's a Movie We Can't Refuse

THE GODFATHER: It's a Movie We Can't Refuse

Man, you know the answer whether or not this movie's better than The Pacifier.

The boys kick off BOVEMBER by discussing Francis Ford Coppola's THE GODFATHER, among a whole bunch of other topics.

We're aware of the audio issues that happens later in the episode, we're working to see how to fix it. 

Join them as they answer questions such as: Where does this movie rank on the AFI 100 List? Isn't this movie so good? What's the deal with Sophia Coppola's Marie Antoinette? Are we looking forward to Spider-Man No Way Home? and What's The Island of Dr. Moreau? among others...

NEXT WEEK: Bovember continues with ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com/

Nov 02, 202101:19:46
LIFEFORCE: Are We Sure They're Vampires?? (With Cory Weissman)

LIFEFORCE: Are We Sure They're Vampires?? (With Cory Weissman)

Something is attached to Hailey's Comet. Something mysterious. Something strange. Something naked.

The boys and CORY WEISSMAN are talking LIFEFORCE this week, the Tobe Hooper space vampire movie from 1985. Is it scary? Is it funny? Hell, is it even comprehensible? That's what they're here to find out. 

Join them as they answer questions such as: Why is this lady naked all the time? Can we say anything about this movie other than "shit's weird"? Does Luke know how to choose his own adventure? Aren't these a lot more like Zombies? and Could this have been a lot cooler? among others...

NEXT WEEK: Bovember begins with THE GODFATHER

Thanks for coming back, Cory!

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://www.iancweber.com/

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