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No Highway Option

By No Highway Option
All great cinema makes us ask questions, but only one question applies to every movie ever made: "Is it better or worse than Vin Diesel's 2005 Masterpiece 'The Pacifier'?" Join best friends Connor & Luke (plus guests!) as they attempt to analyze and answer that question as it pertains to every movie...ever.* *Not guaranteed to cover every movie ever. Theme Music: Episode 15-Present: Ian C. Weber soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise Episodes 1-15: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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CONGO: Delivered to You Via Communications Laser (with Nick Cherry & Brad Robinson)
Amy. Listen. Amy. Subscribe. Amy. Leave Review on Apple Podcasts. (It's worth a shot) BRAD ROBINSON (from The Disney College Podcast and the George of the Jungle Episode) and NICK CHERRY (from Cinema is Dead and the Overboard Episode) journey deep into the jungle to find the boys guarding King Solomon's diamond mine. How do they survive? By talking about CONGO, the 1995 talking Gorilla adventure movie. Who's ready to hear so much more goofy accents than initially expected?  Join them as they answer such questions as: Why teach Gorilla to talk? How did they stuff so much plot into this? What communications thing do you need a laser for? Is this Gorilla costume good or terrible? and Did Nick watch this movie? among others...  Thanks for coming on, Brad and Nick! Listen to THE DISNEY COLLEGE PODCAST and CINEMA IS DEAD wherever you get podcasts, and follow BRAD AND DAN'S UNTITLED MUSIC PROJECT so 3Oh!3 isn't their only follower! VOTE FOR THE VINNY AWARDS HERE!  NEXT WEEK: ORGAZMO with JULES Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:30:55
May 11, 2021
WILD WILD WEST: The South Shall Be Spiders Again! (With Steve & Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies)
It's rumored this movie was almost called MICBH: Men In Cowboy Hats. (No it actually wasn't). STEVE and IZZY from EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM MOVIES hop on their horses to join the boys at the ol' saloon to talk about Barry Sonnenfeld's bizarre steampunk adaptation WILD WILD WEST. Is this movie truly as disastrous as critics claim? Or is it an underrated gonzo masterpiece? Or is it somewhere between? Probably somewhere between. You decide for yourselves.  Join them as they answer such questions as: What's the deal with the spiders? Who would we cast in a reboot? How Steampunk can this thing get? Is some of this uncomfortable? and How silly is Kenneth Brannagh? among others... Thanks for coming on, Steve and Izzy! Listen to EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM MOVIES wherever you get podcasts, follow them on INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, and FACEBOOK, and visit Izzy's SHOP! VOTE FOR THE VINNY AWARDS HERE! NEXT WEEK: CONGO with BRAD ROBINSON and NICK CHERRY  Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:38:39
May 4, 2021
GOOD TIME? More Like Stress Time (with Matt Randall)
Korey wanted a change of pace...and boy...he certainly got what he wanted. MATT RANDALL joins us on a high-speed high-tension heist throughout Queens as we talk GOOD TIME, unfortunately not the Owl City/Carly Rae Jepsen banger. Would this movie be better if that song was included? Absolutely. Every movie can be improved with that song. Join them as they answer such questions as: How do we feel about the Safdies? What classic piece of literature does this remind us of? Where'd they get those masks? Is that apartment affordable? and What's the scariest thing we've ever witnessed on this show? among others... Thanks for coming on, Matt!  VOTE FOR THE VINNY AWARDS, COMING AT THE END OF MAY HERE! NEXT WEEK: WILD WILD WEST with STEVE AND IZZY from EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM MOVIES Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:31:16
April 27, 2021
We Do Not Condone The Actions Of BLANK CHECK (With Korey from Big Dumb Movie)
What would you do with a million dollars? If your answer is "try to date someone 20 years older than you"...you got issues, buddy. KOREY from BIG DUMB MOVIE gets a BLANK CHECK from the boys and he chooses to spend it on...talking about BLANK CHECK. There's a reason this movie has been largely forgotten, aside from the most major of Tone Loc fans. Oh, believe me. This thing's not worth a million dollars. But it's a fun episode! Join them as they answer such questions as: What would you spend the money on? Does everyone in this family suck? What's the business the brothers have? and UHHHHH I'M SORRY HOW OLD IS THIS KID? among others... Thanks for coming on, Korey! Check out BIG DUMB MOVIE on INSTAGRAM and wherever you get podcasts! NEXT WEEK: GOOD TIME with MATT RANDALL Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:19:16
April 20, 2021
THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY & BULLWINKLE & Connor & Luke (& Wendy Moulton)
That's right! Time for another exciting No Highway Option adventure, "The Little Cartoon That Could!" or "Robert DeNiro's Celluloid Mental Breakdown!" WENDY MOULTON brings the boys out of Podcast Land and into the real world as they travel cross country to discuss 2000's THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY & BULLWINKLE. Will there be celebrity cameos? Surprise explosions? Divided discussions over whether this movie is fun and good or just stupid? We can guarantee one of those things.  Join them as they answer such questions as: Why Vegetable people? Bobby DeNiro, U Ok? Is Dave Coulier's Bullwinkle voice good? What was the worst Disney movie of the past decade? and Who's the kid scientist? among others... Thanks for coming on, Wendy! Check out Wendy's BLOG where she's watching Oscar-winning movies!  NEXT WEEK: BLANK CHECK with KOREY from BIG DUMB MOVIE PODCAST Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:35:35
April 13, 2021
Anyway, Back To KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE... (with Patrick Cotnoir)
Kiki's, do we love it? Are we riding? Will we never ever leave from Studio Ghibli's side? Do we want it? Do we need it? Yippee! The boys and PATRICK COTNOIR (The George Lucas Talk Show) leave their homes to be the sole witches in the big city as they talk the Hayao Miyazaki classic KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE. A sweet little movie about growing up featuring the much-anticipated return of Phil Hartman to the podcast! Well, if you watched dubbed instead of subbed. As true Phil Hartman connoisseurs do.   Join them as they answer such questions as: Isn't Tombo so stylish? What fictional character does Kiki dress like? Were we anime kids? What's the deal with Osono and Fukuo? and What does Ursula's head look like? among others... Thanks for coming on, Patrick! Watch THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Sunday Nights at 8 PM EST on Planetscum.live, follow them on TWITTER, and catch up on old episodes on YouTube! (Connor endorsement again: it's so fun seriously check it out) As for Patrick, follow him on TWITTER to get him more followers than 1600 Penn. Someone's been buying bots so we've gotta boost it for him. NEXT WEEK: THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE with WENDY MOULTON Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:32:55
April 6, 2021
EILFM Episode 259: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Happy Switcheroo April Fool's! We're hosting an episode of Everything I Learned From Movies today, and they're hosting our HOUSE episode! It's a fun time! Steve & Izzy continue PatreoNOOOOOOvember with the help of Mike & Bobby of the Grindbin Podcast as they discuss 1997's "Mortal Kombat Annihilation" starring Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, Brian Thompson & Dexter's Dad Jamer Remar!!! How does this movie compare to the original movie & game series? What other fighting games need a movie adaptation? How is Jax the best character in this movie? Which celebrity will Steve incorrectly say is decease this time? Is this the longest EILFM episode of all time?!? Let's find out!!! So kick back, grab a few brews, ride a hamster ball through the Earth, and enjoy!!! Also, follow us on Twitter, Instagram & Facebook for details on our FREE upcoming live shows at Brewvie's Theater in Ogden, Utah!!! Our next show will be "Last Action Hero" hopefully on Wednesday, December 9th, 2020!!! Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyvenus.etsy.com
02:43:44
April 1, 2021
HOOT: Stop Gaslighting Florida! (With Jade Bartlett and Jason Mountain)
Jade's computer crashed in the middle of this recording, so there's a bit of an extended period where you don't hear from her. Mostly as we talk about Brie Larson's filmography. But she comes back, don't worry! The boys are heading from the Mid-Atlantic region down to Florida with JADE BARTLETT and JASON MOUNTAIN this week in order to protect some adorable owls from a knockoff IHOP. That's right, it's time to talk about the Jimmy Buffet-produced HOOT! The classic tale of environmental protection, bullies and...you know the story's pretty thin, actually. Join them as they answer such questions as: How gay is this movie? What's Brie Larson done since this? Why is Clark Gregg taking his job so seriously? Can Mother Paula do that? and What's so great about Montana? among others... Thanks for coming back, Jade and Jason! Follow Jade on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and TIKTOK, and Jason on TWITTER and TWITCH (Sundays at 4 and Wednesdays at 5)!  NEXT WEEK: KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE with PATRICK COTNOIR Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:44:09
March 30, 2021
#ReleaseTheJusticeLeagueBonusEpisode
This is the purest version of this podcast episode. There is no longer cut. If the audio sounds weird, it's because it was edited in 4:3 aspect ratio to fit our artistic vision.  Connor and Luke go deep (kinda) on the latest hot streaming release that proves the old saying: "If at first you don't succeed, harass social media interns for 4 years and maybe then you'll get what you want". That's right, it's time to talk ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE. A movie one of them really likes and one of them doesn't! Oh boy divisive movie opinion ping pong! Join them as they answer such questions as: What's better? What's not as good? Will the DCEU continue with this? Is Darkseid REALLY a "New Villain"? How are Flash and Cyborg? and What's our favorite DCEU movies? among others... COMING THIS TUESDAY: HOOT with JADE BARTLETT and JASON MOUNTAIN Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:19:58
March 26, 2021
ROAD HOUSE: Can't Get Much COOLER (with Podcasting in Paradise)
Who's ready to get Horny On Main for Sam Elliot?? Yes, you read that right.  Journey to a small town dive bar with the boys plus CAMERON AND JOSEPH from PODCASTING IN PARADISE as they clean the place up while fighting small town crime bosses in ROAD HOUSE. You've got young Swayze, young Sam Elliot, and a whole buncha throat ripping. The perfect 80's date movie!  Join them as they answer such questions as: How violent is this bar? What's with all the knives? Is Dalton genetically engineered to be the perfect man? Why no real lady representation? and What's the deal with the Monster Truck? among others... Thanks for coming on, Cameron and Joseph! Listen to PODCASTING IN PARADISE wherever you get Podcasts, and follow them on INSTAGRAM and TWITTER! NEXT WEEK: HOOT with JADE BARTLETT and JASON MOUNTAIN Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:34:26
March 23, 2021
HOUSE: Another Gushers Commercial Moment (with Taylor Coan)
Ever wanted to hear a podcast where people describe a practically indescribable movie? Because that's what you're getting! After writing to a mysterious Aunt, TAYLOR COAN joins the boys on a journey into an off-the-wall haunted house to discuss the 1977 horror-comedy-theme park ride of a movie HOUSE. We got bleeding paintings! We got severed heads! We got dancing skeletons and attacking logs! I swear, this isn't the ramblings of a madman, it actually happens in the flick. Join them as they answer such questions as: What's happening? What was that? What the hell does this mean? What's going on? and WHAT??? Among others... Thanks for coming on, Taylor! Follow them on INSTAGRAM , TIKTOK, and check out COBOPOP, their shop! NEXT WEEK: ROAD HOUSE with PODCASTING IN PARADISE Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:14:21
March 16, 2021
Pay Attention, There's an EXAM at the End! (With Dylan from Cocktails and Classics)
There is but one question. You cannot talk back to the podcast hosts or else you will be disqualified. Or do talk back, we can't stop you.  Dylan from the Cocktails and Classics podcast joins the boys in a dark, sterile room in order to talk about one film, and one film alone: EXAM, a British Indie Thriller from 2009. Society will be questioned. Fights will break out. True emotions will be revealed. And for some reason, there will be an extended riff on Ready Player Two towards the end.  Join them as they answer such questions as: What is this movie trying to say? Would we pass or fail the test? Is this job really worth it? How do these lights work? and Any questions?? among others... Thanks for coming on, Dylan! Listen to Cocktails and Classics wherever you get podcasts, and follow their Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Facebook! NEXT WEEK: HOUSE with TAYLOR COAN Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:26:22
March 9, 2021
CON AIR: Who Cares, It's 1997! (With Cookshort)
Is this our first movie that was a brief nickname of one of the hosts? ...I think so! COOKSHORT joins the boys on a trip to the middle of the desert (they flew coach, unfortunately) to talk about the Nicolas Cage/John Malkovich/Steve Buscemi/many others Sky Prison flick CON AIR. It's wild, it's wacky, it's full of some of the worst people on Earth. What fun! Join them as they answer such questions as: Is the girl real? Does Nicolas Cage know he's in a movie? Wait, he's from ALABAMA? What studio owns Touchstone Pictures? and How well thought out are these plans? among others... Thanks for coming on, Cookshort! Follow him on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube, and listen to his music on Apple Music and Spotify!  The song we ended the show with this week: TITANIC off his new album IWRS.  NEXT WEEK: EXAM with DYLAN from COCKTAILS AND CLASSICS Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:16:40
March 2, 2021
A TALKING CAT!?!: Put Some Respect On That Name (with Mike Wawrzynek)
Jules Jordan Presents Ass Worship 13. Just keep that title in mind. Mike Wawrzynek (of FLASHMILK and DIRECTED CONNOR AND LUKE IN A SUPER MARIO BROTHERS MUSICAL fame) joins the boys to chat about 2013's micro-budget family comedy/drama A TALKING CAT!?!, punctuation and all. We unfortunately can't relate to the "magical animal can only talk to you once" premise. Our magic animals talk to us all the time. Join them as they answer such questions as: What was the name of that porno shot in the same house? Who owns half a car as a couch? Who makes Duffy's magical cat rules? What's going on...in general?? and Is the sheet pan really hot enough to drop? among others... Thanks for coming on, Mike! Check out Flashmilk's YOUTUBE and INSTAGRAM! Show them some love! NEXT WEEK: CON AIR with COOKSHORT Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:36:30
February 23, 2021
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD: Can YOU Say Surprisingly Charming? (With Well...I Liked It!)
Come on, vamanos! Everybody let's go!  Brad Dixon and Katie Roletto from WELL...I LIKED IT! open their map and join the boys to find the lost city of Para-podcast as they discuss DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD. Will this episode be as educational as the standard episode of Dora's show? Probably not, but you never know... Join them as they answer such questions as: Did anybody watch this show? What's the deal with a cartoon animal working with real murderers? Why is Boots named Boots? Why does that bald mercenary look familiar? and What is with this movie's obsession with pooping? among others... Thanks for coming on, Brad and Katie! Listen to WELL...I LIKED IT wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and TIKTOK! NEXT WEEK: A TALKING CAT!?! with MIKE WAWRZYNEK Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:10:14
February 16, 2021
NATIONAL TREASURE is TOTALLY Accurate About Everything! (With Matt Pace)
Featuring a special cameo by a host's family member! Seriously! Also a background cat cameo! I can't tell which cat it is! MATT PACE joins the boys on a globe-hopping hunt to find a rare treasure: a movie better than The Pacifier. Will Nicholas Cage's bizarre historical magnum opus National Treasure fit the bill? The bill that, naturally, has about 20 different clues on the back? There's only one way to find out... Join them as they answer such questions as: How nutty is Nicholas Cage? How do we feel about Shrek being in the Library of Congress? Is one of the conspiracy theories remarkably similar to the plot of an animated movie? Are the Philadelphia scenes weirdly wrong? Would Silence Dogood be a good name for a child? and How old is the right age to introduce a kid to this movie? among others... Follow Matt on TikTok @martengoofyguy! Thanks for being on, Matt! And you can buy Tickets for Luke's 10 Minute Short Plays with Silverthorne Theater Company HERE! NEXT WEEK: DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD with WELL...I LIKED IT! Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:32:57
February 9, 2021
THE LORAX: We Podcast For the Trees! (With National Treasure Hunt)
Can we offer you a nice Truffula Tree in this trying time? AUBREY PARIS and EMILY BLACK from NATIONAL TREASURE HUNT join the Boys on the outskirts of Thneedville to talk about Illumination's 2012 adaptation of THE LORAX. With Danny DeVito and twink Once-lers too, it's an episode that we think is perfect for you! Join them as they answer questions such as: Has The Lorax changed since his book? Which of these sidekick animals are Minions? How Bottled Air? What's Connor's totally real 2013 Seuss-iverse movie pitch? and Why does this movie's villain look remarkably like a certain 2001 movie villain? among others. Listen to NATIONAL TREASURE HUNT wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on TWITTER and INSTAGRAM!  NEXT WEEK: NATIONAL TREASURE with MARTENGOOFYGUY Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:13:34
February 2, 2021
WALK HARD: You Don't Want Any Part of This (with Savannah MacHammer)
Actually Tim Meadows, I'm thinkin' I do. After SAVANNAH MACHAMMER and the Boys lose their sense of smell, they discover the underrated comedic gem WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY. How did they lose their sense of smell? It's...complicated and traumatic. Maybe they'll sing about it! ...Okay they don't. Join them as they answer questions such as: Just how many biopics does this mock? Is John C. Reilly our most underrated comedic actor? Who are these kids? Do we remember anything about The Cleveland Show? and Did Connor use the Audacity Noise Remover effect a little too much in this episode? (Yes, sorry. Future episodes sound better) among others.  Savannah had nothing to plug! NEXT WEEK: THE LORAX with NATIONAL TREASURE HUNT Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:18:56
January 26, 2021
SURF NINJAS: Could It BE Any More 90's? (With Mike King)
This week, we introduce you to a dangerous new trend. It's called "Motorsurfing", and like it or not, your teenager may be involved. Details at 11. MIKE KING hangs ten with the boys as they discuss the 1993 Kids-Martial Arts-Surfing-Action-Comedy...classic SURF NINJAS. It may not be an overall classic, but it's at least a classic of the genre. At the very least. Prove us wrong by writing a review.  Join them as they answer questions such as: How insane were the 90's? Is Leslie Neilsen a little problematic in this movie? What's with the look? Exactly how old is Rob Schneider in this? and Will we all agree on a Deisel-ometer pick? among others. Follow Mike on INSTAGRAM and be sure to be on the lookout for SANDSTONE, coming soon! NEXT WEEK: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY with SAVANNAH MACHAMER Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:07:17
January 19, 2021
BONUS- THE GREATEST SHOWMAN: The Prophecy is Fulfilled (with Jason Mountain)
He's baaaack! NOW TELL ME DO YOU WAAAANA GO? JASON MOUNTAIN returns as our ringleader to talk with the boys about 2017's weird Hugh Jackman passion project, THE GREATEST SHOWMAN. We've all got our issues with it but we also have things we like! It's a bonus so there's no editing. We recorded this 2 and a half hours before it was scheduled to release! so fun! Join them as they answer questions such as: Was PT Barnum a bad person? Is this the right fit for Hugh Jackman? Who could have been Zac Efron's part? and how much do we all love Zendaya? among others. Follow Jason on TWITTER and TWITCH! (Wednesdays at 5 PM and Sundays at 4 PM!) COMING THIS TUESDAY: SURF NINJAS with MIKE KING Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:27:22
January 15, 2021
Is HAPPY GILMORE An Accurate Representation of Golf? (With Ben from IDYP)
No. No it is not. And that shouldn't be surprising. Ben from I DRINK YOUR PODCAST joins the boys on the fairway to chat about the 1996 Adam Sandler hockey/golf classic, HAPPY GILMORE. Will this be a total hole in one? Or if The Pacifier is a par, is this a triple bogey? Birdie! Ball cleaner! Master's Jacket! More golf terms! Join them as they answer questions such as: How did that hockey puck kill Happy's dad? Ben, how does Golf work? Does any of this really make sense? and Is there a way to fit Vin Diesel in this movie? among others. Be sure to listen to Ben's Podcast I DRINK YOUR PODCAST, and follow them on FACEBOOK, TWITTER and INSTAGRAM! Connor's gonna be back on their show next week (1/19) to talk about THE SIMPSONS MOVIE! COMING THIS FRIDAY: THE GREATEST SHOWMAN BONUS with JASON MOUNTAIN! NEXT WEEK: SURF NINJAS with MIKE KING Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:23:46
January 12, 2021
REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA: Define "Music" (with Ethan Crystal)
In this, probably our most divisive episode so far, at least Connor and Luke can agree on one thing: we definitely watched this. Sniff up your Zydrate and leave this on while you're doing surgery (surgery surgery), it's time for Ethan Crystal to join the boys and talk about REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA. One of us thinks it's a trash masterpiece, and the other thinks it's worse than trash. Like, below trash on the food chain. The lowest of the low. And all the while Ethan moderates and desperately tries to tie The Pacifier back into it. Good times had by all. Join them as they answer questions such as: What is the dictionary definition of music? What's going on? Is this singing? Who is that? and most importantly, huh??? among many others. Follow Ethan on TWITTER and INSTAGRAM, and check out his musical "GOLLUM OWNED A TROPICAL SMOOTHIE" NEXT WEEK: HAPPY GILMORE with BEN STOCK from I DRINK YOUR PODCAST Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:08:33
January 5, 2021
A FAREWELL TO 2020 BONUS!
Happy New Year! Let's shoot the breeze about the year, media in general, and Connor's top 15 movies of the year! Yes, more than 15 movies came out this year. Plus, we put the entire year 2020 through THE CRITERIA to determine: was 2020 better or worse than The Pacifier? It's a hardly edited fun time with some surprise voicemails from past and future guests! Hope you all have a pleasant and safe New Year. We're looking forward to 2021! COMING THIS TUESDAY: REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA with ETHAN CRYSTAL Then we're back to normal Tuesday releases after that, with one bonus in January. Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:18:59
December 31, 2020
THE SANTA CLAUSE is Actually a Magical Parasite (with Kelly Trusdell)
Surprisingly we don't do the Tim Allen Home Improvement Grunt for an hour and a half. Although it was very tempting.  Because of an accidental murder of other podcast hosts, KELLY TRUSDELL (Video Editor) and the boys are forced to host a podcast where they discuss THE SANTA CLAUSE. It's time to close the book on SNOW Highway Option in a fun way! We put on the mics, now we're the big guys. It took us 12,000 years to get this episode just right. Other references. Join them as they answer questions such as: What's the deal with these elves in the real world? Would this movie be funnier if Charlie became Santa? Remember the heyday of going to Denny's in high school? and Is this family friendly movie secretly hiding a horror story? among others. Follow Kelly's PERSONAL TWITTER, PROFESSIONAL TWITTER, and check out her VIDEO EDITING WORK!  COMING THIS THURSDAY: NEW YEAR'S EVE CELEBRATION GOODBYE 2020 NEXT WEEK: REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA with ETHAN CRYSTAL Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:31:28
December 29, 2020
Christmas Eve Bonus: ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (with Chris Budnicki)
Merry Christmas! Here's an early present: More of our nonsense, with a special sneak preview at a January episode that is the most divisive thing we've done yet. It's a lot of arguing. But that's not now! Now is Christmas!  CHRIS BUDNICKI (Friend of the podcast, former host of Squawk Squawk Dude Talk RIP) comes back to chat with the boys about ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE, a 2017 Zombie Comedy Christmas Musical. Connor and Chris saw it together during its limited wide release in Philly! Luke hasn't seen it until now! It's another good old fashioned bonus with minimal editing! Well, aside from the obvious editing. It had to happen.  Join them as they answer questions such as: how do these zombies work? Would they really survive well in an Apocalypse? What are the two types of the people in the world? and Are Circus Peanuts food? among others.  COMING THIS TUESDAY: THE SANTA CLAUSE with KELLY TRUSDEL NEXT THURSDAY: HAPPY END OF 2020 SPECIAL Then we're back to normal Tuesday releases after that, with one bonus in January. Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:34:17
December 24, 2020
JACK FROST: The One That's Intentionally Scary (With John Dorsey)
Not the Michael Keaton one. Although we do chat about that one for a hot second! JOHN DORSEY (Superhuman Public Radio) and the boys stumble upon the midwest town of Snowmonton to discover the horrifying secret behind the serial killer known as JACK FROST. Well, horrifying is a strong word. Mildly disturbing, I guess? It's a murderous snowman who looks like he's worth about $20.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Which Jack Frost is scarier? What's the union minimum wage for drugs? What's the deal with this town? and What's the cost of fake snow, and how many things can look like snow? among others.  Check out John's fictional podcast SPR: SUPERHUMAN PUBLIC RADIO wherever you get your podcasts! It's NPR in a world with superheroes. A real blast! COMING THIS THURSDAY: ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE with CHRIS BUDNICKI NEXT WEEK: THE SANTA CLAUSE with KELLY TRUSDEL Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:27:12
December 22, 2020
THE POLAR EXPRESS Keeps Going Off the Rails (with Brian Sheehan)
When I say Hot! You say Chocolate!  BRIAN SHEEHAN (TV Trivia Podcast) joins the boys as they hop on board Robert Zemeckis' weirdly animated choo-choo: THE POLAR EXPRESS. Ignore the characters' dead eyes and lack of names, let's instead focus on America's Dad, Tom Hanks. Do we got it? Ooooooh you bet we got it.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Why, Robert Zemeckis? What's the deal with the no name? What song first comes to mind when you hear the name "Lonely Boy"? Was that really the best Santa Claus voice Tom could do? and What's the PS2 game like? among others. Check out Brian's Podcast TV TRIVIA wherever you get your podcasts or follow the socials @tvtriviapod! Luke and Connor will each be appearing on an episode soon! NEXT WEEK: JACK FROST (1997) with JOHN DORSEY from SUPERHUMAN PUBLIC RADIO! Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:48:11
December 15, 2020
Is JINGLE ALL THE WAY Actually Anti-Christmas? (With Ian Geers & Lauren Thompson)
Come for the nostalgic Arnold talk, stay for the surprise George Lucas impressions. IAN GEERS and LAUREN THOMPSON (Not Another Film Podcast, The Vanishing Act) join the boys in a holiday frenzy so they can talk about the movie every kid has on their wishlist: 1996's JINGLE ALL THE WAY.  It's an over-the-top adventure that miiiiight have started the dreaded war on Christmas? It might not be on team Christmas but sometimes....don't know. The movie's sending real mixed messages about the holiday.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Jake Lloyd? Is the Wintertainment Parade that big a deal? How is Sinbad allowed to walk the streets? and most importantly, how would Paddington Bear react to all this? among many others. Check out Ian and Lauren on NOT ANOTHER FILM PODCAST and their audio drama THE VANISHING ACT wherever you get your podcasts!  NEXT WEEK: THE POLAR EXPRESS with BRIAN SHEEHAN from TV TRIVIA PODCAST Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:46:58
December 8, 2020
DADDY'S HOME 2- Masculinity Man Man Man (With Matt Sternbergh)
Welcome to the first episode of SNOW Highway Option! Get ready for a December to remember! Let's start off with some Daddies!  Matt Sternbergh goes on a bonding trip with the boys this week so they can talk about 2017's DADDY'S HOME 2. When only one of the three has seen the original, will there need to be a lot of catching up? Actually, not really.  Join them as they answer such questions as: Why can't this movie acknowledge Linda Cardellini is hot? Could they have cast anyone other than The Devil to play Mark Whalberg's dad? (Depends on which host you ask.) What's the deal with Cub Scout progression titles? Are Movie Theatres really like this at Christmas? and Does this movie have the greatest finale cameo of all time? among others.  NEXT WEEK: JINGLE ALL THE WAY with Ian and Lauren from NOT ANOTHER FILM PODCAST Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Say whatever you want, we'll use it in an episode! We already did this week! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:17:31
December 1, 2020
LABYRINTH: Put That Baby Spell on Me (With Kyle Juresich)
Podcast, Magic Podcast! Stumble through a mysterious magical maze with special guest Kyle Juresich and the boys as they chat LABYRINTH, the 1986 Jim Henson/David Bowie picture. This maze has everything. Rock star bulges, fake swamps, questionable swearing, and of course, FUSHIGI™ The Magic Gravity Ball (Not a Sponsor).  Join them as they answer such questions as: How exactly does Jennifer Connely's logic work? What's our dream cast that was heavily considered? Is this appropriate to show 4th graders? and Just how traumatized is this baby? among many others. NEXT WEEK: SNOW HIGHWAY OPTION BEGINS! DADDY'S HOME 2 with MATT STERNBERGH Be sure to keep a look out for Kyle on TWILIGHT OF THE AVATAR! Join the Discord for more Info! Kyle can also be found on Twitter, TikTok, YouTube and Instagram @kylejurassic Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! First person to call and claim a movie gets a guaranteed bonus episode as long as it's not a snuff film! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:20:27
November 24, 2020
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. His Weak-Willed Bladder But Also THE WORLD (With Stacy Walker)
Michael Cera's back in the game and most of us still think he's a teenager! Except for one, for some reason.  Stacy Walker joins the boys as they talk about the 2010 cult classic SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. The candy-colored visuals definitely impressed some of us this week, while others...not so much. We love a divisive episode where you can also learn opinions about 2005's Bewitched.  Join them as they answer such questions as: Is Scott actually a serial killer? What exactly is Brie Larson doing here? Who's the real Tea expert on the panel today? and Who's the better Wilson brother? among others.  NEXT WEEK: LABYRINTH with KYLE JURRASIC You can follow Stacy on INSTAGRAM @Coupleofchumpscosplay (handle subject to change)!  Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:14:15
November 17, 2020
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN: A Birthday Bonus for Luke!
Bonus episode! Time to get loose! Luke's birthday is November 17th. Celebrate early with us and the late Sean Connery!  For his bonus episode, Luke chose the 2003 English Lit Avengers THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN, and Connor...also watched it. Plus we talk about Vin Diesel's other new single! NEXT EPISODE: SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD with STACY WALKER Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:17:30
November 13, 2020
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN: The Ballad of Old Tan Tiddie Man (With Josh Kurtz)
Another dose of Christopher Lloyd comin' at ya! We said we wanted more of him last week, so now we have...so much more.  Joshua Kurtz and the boys crash land in the middle of a forgotten corner of Disney+ so they can check out the 1999 sci-fi buddy comedy MY FAVORITE MARTIAN. Quite possibly the only movie we'll ever discuss on this podcast that has sentient clothing, the threat of getting pooped on, magic gum and Wallace Shawn all at once. It's a movie that can be simultaneously described as "a surprisingly funny good time" and "the most visually disturbing thing I've seen in years", depending on who you ask. Join them as they answer such questions as: What are the specifics of form-altering gum? How do you drink a lava lamp? Can you pick up accents from school? How poorly has this movie aged in the problematic department? Old Tan Tiddie Man, what's his deal? among many others... THIS FRIDAY: THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN (Luke's Birthday Bonus!) NEXT WEEK: SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD with STACY WALKER Check out Josh's rad bite-size spooky Podcast CRYPT I.D. on Podbean! (https://cryptid.podbean.com/, in case the links don't work for you) Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! CALL THE HIGHWAY PATROL TIPLINE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:06:58
November 10, 2020
ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD: Michael Eisner Needs More Goo! (With Alex Levitt)
If you're reading this, PLEASE GO VOTE! If it's after the election...boy I hope it went well. Ya gotta believe! Alex Levitt joins the boys in the right field bleachers to talk about Disney's 1994 supernatural baseball family dramedy ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD. Naturally, this discussion includes left turns into Tenet reviews, SNL critiques, and the surprising amount of sequels this movie generated. You know, just what the filmmakers would want people to talk about! Join them as they answer such questions as: Did we get our fill of Christopher Lloyd in this? What was a guaranteed way to make kids laugh in the '90s? Was IMDB Trivia wrong about sports? If Angels are so good, why are they helping The Angels cheat? among many others... NEXT WEEK: MY FAVORITE MARTIAN with JOSHUA KURTZ Follow Alex on Instagram @Alevitt1990 and find his music on Soundcloud! Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:21:43
November 3, 2020
SPOOKY SPECIAL! We Be Witchin' With CASPER MEETS WENDY (With Kendell Sweeney-Thomas)
It's Halloween Week! Let's get Spooky with a movie about a dead child! Family fun for everyone! The boys and Kendell Sweeney-Thomas journey to the Catskill Mountains in New York, to chat about the direct-to-video goof fest CASPER MEETS WENDY. There's a lot to chat about, and yes, a lot is about young Hillary Duff. Join them as they answer such questions as: Wait, there are different types of Dairy Queens? Just how many murders do we witness in this movie for children? Which witch is which? How do Ghost Physics work???? among many others... NEXT WEEK: ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD with ALEX LEVITT Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:13:04
October 27, 2020
One of the SNOW DOGS is named Diesel! (With Bryce Porter)
Grab your biggest hunk of Blue Cheese or closest Michael Bolton CD and settle in for a good time! The boys and Bryce Porter (@Porterhouse_video) received a court summons, so now they have to come together to talk about the 2002 Disney Family Comedy SNOW DOGS. Wacky shenanigans ensue! We've gone over some weird movies for this podcast, and boy, this is definitely one of them.  Join them as they answer such questions as: What happened to Cuba Gooding Jr.? How was this "suggested by" a book? Why is the one guy dressed as Venom for the entire movie? Blue Cheese, really? among many others... Check out Bryce's professional work @Porterhouse_video on Instagram or at porterhousevideo.com! NEXT WEEK: CASPER MEETS WENDY with KENDELL SWEENEY-THOMAS Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:12:06
October 20, 2020
THE CHEETAH GIRLS: The Green New Deal of Pop Music (With Lon Moxey)
May the Growl Power of Podcast Hosts Past be with us this episode.  The boys and Lon Moxey (@lonnytsunami) talk about the first ever Disney Channel Original Movie on this podcast, The Cheetah Girls. It's the most Cheetah-Licious episode we've had so far! Are we the target demographic for this movie? Absolutely not, but that's not gonna stop us from talking about it.  Join them as they answer such questions as: What's the deal with Galleria's dad? Wait, how old are they supposed to be? Who named half these characters? Why did the writers just forget about Aqua's character? and Is Dorinda being raised by Ninja Turtles? among many others... NEXT WEEK: SNOW DOGS with BRYCE PORTER Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:17:16
October 13, 2020
YEAR ONE: It's Like Scary Movie Does The Bible! (With Joshuah Simpson)
Is there any better surprise than a surprise Paul Rudd? Joshuah Simpson (@joshuahdsimpson) joins the boys to talk about the Jack Black/Michael Cera Bible Road Trip Comedy Epic YEAR ONE. It seems like history has largely forgotten about this one, so they're here to bring it back into the limelight where it...belongs? Maybe? There are some differing opinions. But one thing is for sure: we all love some good Jack Black Scatting nonsense. Join them as they answer questions such as: Is Michael Cera playing the original incel? Who are some good alternate castings for these parts? Does this movie peak at the Paul Rudd Cameo? and Is this a stealth remake of a children's series? among others.  Follow Joshuah to listen to their music and find out what they're doing nowadays @joshuahdsimpson! NEXT WEEK: THE CHEETAH GIRLS with Lon Moxey Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:10:23
October 6, 2020
Vin Released a Song So We Had To Talk About It (FEEL LIKE I DO BONUS)
The year is 2020. Everything is bad. There are a few shining moments, but nobody has come to save the day. Until now. Vin Diesel has released a dance track, "Feel Like I Do". And The Boys are here to talk about it, along with a lot of other things. It's a bonus episode. Time to get LOOSER, baby. NEXT EPISODE: YEAR ONE with Joshuah Simpson Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
36:41
October 2, 2020
We're Not Happy With KANGAROO JACK: G'DAY, USA!
Ughhhhhhhhh. The boys hop back down to the Australian Outback and beyond to talk about their first direct-to-video sequel on the show, KANGAROO JACK: G'DAY, USA! Along the way, former guest Tom Roche' jumps in with some very...interesting takes. Of course it's bad. Who thought it would be good?  Also a special Savannah cameo later in the show! Join them as they answer such questions as: Who is this for? Why magic? Why cartoon? Why??? and Who is this mysterious #Justice4Jack we keep hearing about? among many others. NEXT WEEK: YEAR ONE with Joshuah Simpson Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:16:43
September 29, 2020
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE: Classic Element of 90's Comedy (With Bradley Robinson)
Watch out for that PODCAST! The boys and Bradley Robinson (The D College Podcast, @dcollegepod) journey to Ape Mountain and beyond to talk about the 1997 strange comic delight GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE. It's Brendan Fraser making a live-action cartoon and it's jam-packed with so many strange and silly gags, it's absolutely worth talking about! Join them as they answer such questions as: Is this more of a crass commercial than Space Jam? Has any movie in history used a narrator better than this? What's the deal with Ape named Ape...just in general? and many more.  Be sure to check out Brad's podcast THE D COLLEGE POD, talking all about the Disney College Program (among other things), wherever you get your podcasts! NEXT WEEK: KANGAROO JACK: G'DAY, USA! with NO GUESTS! Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:15:17
September 22, 2020
HAMLET 2: Sexy Jesus Forever! (With Sam McGrath)
We all know Jesus. He's got a swimmer's bod.  In this time of the 'Rona, we can't see live theatre. But luckily, movies are here to show us what theatre can truly be! Even if it's a strange disaster sequel! The boys are joined by Sam McGrath (no plugs) to discuss Hamlet 2, the Steve Coogan vehicle that launched him to...stardom? Maybe? He's doing well it seems, so that's nice. Join them as they answer such questions as: What's the deal with David Arquette? What's Elisabeth Shue been in that the movie fails to mention? How does Luke feel about a certain 2011 Kevin James movie? and many more.  NEXT WEEK: GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE with BRADLEY ROBINSON of the D COLLEGE PODCAST Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! GIVE US A CALL! SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS! (301) 941-7493 (SIZE) It's the Highway Tip Patrol Hotline! Your audio may be used in a future episode somehow! It's an experiment! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:13:05
September 15, 2020
SPACE JAM: Welcome to Tangent Town (with Matt Anderson)
Nyehhhhh....what's up, Docs? This time Matt Anderson (I Drink Your Podcast, FatManderson on Twitter and Twitch) joins the boys to talk about the highest grossing basketball movie of all time, SPACE JAM. Everybody get up, for it is indeed time to slam with some killer Charles Barkley performances, power mishaps, and a huge amount of kinda on topic but not really conversation. It lives up to the title, big time! Join them as they answer such burning questions as: Can you believe "I Believe I Can Fly" doesn't have an artist? Is Michael Jordan actually a good actor? Is this movie a real movie, or is it a 90 minute commercial for...Michael Jordan himself? What was Bill Murray like on set for this? and many, many more.  Follow Matt's Twitch (FatManderson), and check out the wonderful I DRINK YOUR PODCAST wherever you get your podcasts! NEXT WEEK: HAMLET 2 with SAM MCGRATH Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise Space Jam Instrumental Theme by "The Hit Crew" on YouTube Bulls Intro Song- "Sirius" by the Alan Parsons Project Vin Diesel British Accent Audio from Good Morning Britain on ITV (Looney Tunes: Back in Action is better)
01:20:04
September 8, 2020
NO HIVEWAY OPTION : The BEE MOVIE Episode (With Brandon Williams)
BEE MOVIE, but every time they say "Bee" we die a little inside. The boys (or should we says the BUZZ) team up with special guest Brandon Williams (The Bluebloods) to chat about the often memed but hardly unironically enjoyed Dreamworks (or BEEWorks) Animation film Bee Movie. Do you remember this movie being funny? Well you probably remembered wrong, my friend. Plus: a certain star of this movie may fly in for a quick chat! Join them as they answer such questions as: Did Jerry write this script in an hour? This scientifically can't make sense...at all, right? Will Rip Torn ever not be a military figure on this show? And much more.  Check out THE BLUEBLOODS College Football Podcast at thebluebloodspod.com and wherever you get your podcasts! NEXT WEEK: SPACE JAM with Matt Anderson of I DRINK YOUR PODCAST Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise Big Bang Theory Scream Audio from @lylerath on twitter
01:06:41
September 1, 2020
MRS. DOUBTFIRE Speaks for Itself (with Amber Levine)
Okay Poppets, settle down. It's Podcast time! The boys are joined by actress/comedian/future podcaster Amber Levine (www.theamberlevine.com) to chat about the greatest Robin Williams in drag as a nanny movie of all time, Mrs. Doubtfire. A classic movie should lead to a future classic episode, right? Join them as they answer questions such as: What are the logistics of Horses in a San Fransisco house? How has the art of the lady fat suit on top of comedians evolved over the years? Is there a secret murder in this movie hiding under our very noses? And much more.  NEXT WEEK: BEE MOVIE with Brandon Williams (Blue Bloods College Football Podcast) Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:24:14
August 25, 2020
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS is Forcing Us to Trust the Fungus (With Ian C Weber)
I don't believe it! A Podcast with Athlete's Foot! Jump in your Warp Pipe...er...Interdimensional Sand Wall, actually...and join Musician Ian C. Weber (https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise) along with the boys to witness the absolute cult insanity that is SUPER MARIO BROS. Everyone tries to figure out this bizarre world, with mixed results along the way.  They'll answer such questions as: Did Bob Hoskins have a script at all for this? Is there anything outside of Manhattan other than sand? Is THAT person supposed to be Peach or Birdo? What the hell am I looking at? And much much more. #ReleaseTheBerthaCut Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: https://soundcloud.com/ianwebermakesnoise
01:06:42
August 18, 2020
RATATOUILLE is French For "We Like To Get A Little Looser" (Bonus Episode!)
Luke lost a bet in the Juno episode, so Connor got to choose a movie he hates: So it's the 2007 masterpiece Ratatouille, directed by Mr. Brad Bird! Listen to Connor lose his mind as Luke fails to grasp the concept of "animated rats don't have the same germs as regular rats". Plus, we go on tons of tangents, and talk about what we've been watching recently! It's a loose, unedited, just for fun bonus episode! NEXT WEEK: SUPER MARIO BROS. With Ian C. Weber Thanks for tuning in week after week! We're really looking forward to growing, so be sure to share us with your friends and leave a review on iTunes/Apple Podcasts! We may even shout you out in the show if you leave a good one, who knows. It's a fun time and we want more people to experience the fun with us. Follow our socials! Twitter/Facebook/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod Email: nohighwaypod@gmail.com Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:12:43
August 14, 2020
JUNO is a Doodle That Can't Be Undid, Homeskillet (with Kevin Hughes)
Who's ready for some MARK TALK??? Special Guest Kevin Hughes (a friend of ours who didn't have anything to plug, really) joins the guys to talk about the Teen Pregnancy classic JUNO. Because the three of us can all very much relate to Juno's trials and tribulations throughout the movie. Plus: A bet is made and someone has to do a bonus episode on a movie they hate! If you read further down you'll find out what it is! Join them as they answer such questions as: Has this aged well? What's the deal with the decor in Michael Cera's bedroom? What does Ultrasound goo feel like? Don't we all know someone with a soup house?  Out of nowhere, what are our feelings on Ghostbusters 2016? and much more.  FRIDAY: RATATOUILLE BONUS EPISODE  NEXT WEEK: SUPER MARIO BROS. With Ian C. Weber Thanks for tuning in week after week! We're really looking forward to growing, so be sure to share us with your friends and leave a review on iTunes/Apple Podcasts! We may even shout you out in the show if you leave a good one, who knows. It's a fun time and we want more people to experience the fun with us. Follow our socials! Twitter/Facebook/Instagram: @NoHighwayPod Email: nohighwaypod@gmail.com Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:25:33
August 11, 2020
BURLESQUE's Lessons in Architectural Law (with Alli Sevareid)
It's the moment you've all been waiting for since episode 1! FINALLY, a CHER movie! Special Guest Alli Sevareid (http://www.aksevareid.com) joins the boys to talk about the insane 2010 musical BURLESQUE, which is incredibly enjoyable and terrible at the same time. Gotta love those movies! Join them as they answer questions such as: should this have been rated PG-13? What other movie does this weirdly resemble? How sad will we be when Stanley Tucci passes away? Could a recasting save this garbage fire? And many more.  NEXT WEEK: Juno with Kevin Hughes Thanks for tuning in week after week! We're really looking forward to growing, so be sure to share us with your friends and leave a review on iTunes/Apple Podcasts! We may even shout you out in the show if you leave a good one, who knows. It's a fun time and we want more people to experience the fun with us.  Follow our socials! Twitter/Facebook: @NoHighwayPod Email: nohighwaypod@gmail.com Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:05:51
August 4, 2020
CABIN IN THE WOODS? More Like Chekov in the Guns (With Jade Bartlett)
BOO! It's a horror movie episode, so we gotta scare ya at least a little bit! The boys get a little spooky but a little kooky with special guest Jade Bartlett (jadebartlett.com) by talking about the 2012 horror-comedy, The Cabin in the Woods. Join them as they answer questions such as: What's the scariest creature in the movie? Does Bradley Whitford always give off creep vibes? Are Chainsaw Bot and Drill Scorpion the same thing? When did THE AXIOM from WALL-E launch, and does that prove the Pixar theory is one of the dumbest things in existence? (2105, and yes) and many more.  Next week: BURLESQUE (with Alli Sevareid) Thank you for tuning in week after week! Follow our social media accounts, @NoHighwayPod on Twitter and Facebook, or give us a review on your Podcast provider of choice, or email us at nohighwaypod@gmail.com! Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:15:25
July 28, 2020
Jason Mountain Presents: BABY DRIVER (With Connor & Luke)
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Non-Binary friends: Welcome to NO JASON OPTION, a brand new Podcast hosted by Jason Mountain with special guests Connor and Luke (Podcast hosts, the show you were formerly subscribed to.) Join the boys as they discuss the 2017 car chase quasi-musical Baby Driver, and go more in-depth into the surprising layers of The Pacifier. Chaos reigns and laughs are had. Join them as they answer questions like: Is Connor an Apple shill? Do the characters lose themselves towards the end? Who does Eddie No Nose Formerly Eddie the Nose remind us of? Will we ever do a Greatest Showman episode now that it's been promised to Jason? and more. Next week: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (with Jade Bartlett) Thank you for tuning in week after week! Follow our social media accounts, @NoHighwayPod on Twitter and Facebook, or give us a review on your Podcast provider of choice, or email us at nohighwaypod@gmail.com! Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:31:40
July 21, 2020
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS: Live From the Masturbatorium (with Manny Santiago)
I promise, this is the last gross subtitle for a while. But a gross, problematic subtitle belongs with a problematic movie. The boys and their special guest Manny Santiago (Falls Count Anywhere Podcast, A Boy and his Fridge Podcast, @em4nny on Instagram) take a look at Running With Scissors, a 2006 "comedy" from Ryan Murphy, based on the controversial memoirs of the same name.  Join them as they answer questions like: Remember when a previous guest told us we would like this movie? Why is there Charlie Brown Christmas music in this? Will Connor ever let his "I think Gwenyth Paltrow is just being Gwenyth Paltrow" joke go? Why? Just...why in general? and many more.  Next week: BABY DRIVER (With Jason Mountain) Thank you for tuning in week after week! Follow our social media accounts, @NoHighwayPod on Twitter and Facebook, or give us a review on your Podcast provider of choice, or email us at nohighwaypod@gmail.com! Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:17:33
July 14, 2020
DA HU FA: A Nut-Busting Adventure (With Jessica Suriano)
Sorry the subtitle is gross. But it's...accurate. The boys and their special guest Jessica Suriano journey to a strangely beautiful world to meet some Peanut People (yes, really), witness magical electricity but also gun fights (yes, really), and maybe criticize the Chinese government through animated allegories (yes. really.). It's the Chinese animated film Da Hu Fa, which is free on YouTube with subtitles!  Join them as they answer questions like: Is "Peanut People" the right name for these creatures? Is this the right podcast to be discussing a movie like this? Why does Fatty look like a Dorito with a face? And many more.  Next week: RUNNING WITH SCISSORS (With Manny Santiago)   Thank you for tuning in week after week! Follow our social media accounts, @NoHighwayPod on Twitter and Facebook, or give us your feedback on your Podcast provider of choice, or email us at nohighwaypod@gmail.com! Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:06:39
July 7, 2020
The Enraging Universe of SHARK TALE (with JT Holtaway)
Hoooooh these fish people.  The boys and their special guest JT Holtaway (camp_daddy on Twitch) journey under the sea to a bizarre, annoying, and enraging fish world to take a deep look into the seedy underbelly of the Fish Mafia. That's right, it's time to talk Shark Tale.  Join them as they answer questions like: What's going on with this world? Why are these character designs so scary? Who said yes to all these Godforsaken fish puns??? And many more. Next week: DA HU FA (The Guardian) with Jessica Suriano Thank you for tuning in week after week! Follow our social media accounts, @NoHighwayPod on Twitter and Facebook, or give us your feedback on your Podcast provider of choice, or email us at nohighwaypod@gmail.com! Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:07:30
June 30, 2020
GREMLINS: Whimsical Murder Machines (With Theresa)
The boys and special guest Theresa (from potentially upcoming theatre podcast From the Top With...) witness the Holiday-twinged insanity of possibly the best movie to be covered on the Podcast so far, Gremlins. Plus a supersized twist on the Coming Attractions game!  Join them as they answer questions such as: What are the rules of these creatures, really? Is there anything more iconic than the stair chair kill? What's the deal with them Gremlin tiddies? And many more... Next Week: Shark Tale with special guest JT Holtaway. Please give us your feedback by leaving a review on your podcasting provider of choice, tweeting at us @nohighwaypod, or emailing us at NoHighwayPod@gmail.com. Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:16:54
June 23, 2020
KANGAROO JACK was written by 6 year olds (with Tom Roche)
G'day, everyone! This episode has the boys and special guest Tom Roche' journey down under for the sphincter of 2000s cinema, Kangaroo Jack. God, this one hurts.  But that makes it fun for you! Join them as they answer questions like: Why was this marketed at children? Who is the real Jackie Legs? Is this just a gay rom-com in disguise? And many more. Next week: GREMLINS with Special Guest Theresa  Theme song:  Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
59:23
June 18, 2020
LITTLE GIANTS, Big Alarming Chest Hair (With Kory Louko)
Blue 42! Red 93! Green 69! Hut hut Hike! The boys are back with special guest Kory Louko to talk about the 1994 pee-wee football masterpiece Little Giants. Just so you know, the audio got screwed up somehow, so after the first 20 minutes our guest becomes a choppy, skipping mess. And so does the episode. But we did our best to make it listenable and the beginning is a ton of fun! Join them as they try to answer questions like: Who the hell names a town "Urbania"? Is the Heisman Trophy a college award or a pro award? (CONNOR WAS RIGHT) What's going on with those Rick Moranis shirt buttons? NEXT EPISODE (Dropping this Thursday to make up for the messy audio): KANGAROO JACK with special guest Tom Roche' Theme Music Attribution: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:06:42
June 16, 2020
OVERBOARD: Put It On the Shelf (with Nick Cherry)
The boys with their special guest Nick Cherry (previously heard on The Blue Bloods Football Podcast) are back in town to discuss the weirdly problematic (but honestly could be worse) 1987 amnesia comedy Overboard. It's our first three-way split between "I love it", "I didn't vibe with it" and "I wasted almost 2 hours for this". Try and guess whose thought was whose!  Join them as they answer such questions as: Why doesn't Pee-Wee Herman Kid have more to do? Could Kurt Russell really be this persuasive? (Looking like that? Absolutely.) Why does Connor keep trying musical jokes when he knows they're not working? Where is this "shelf of disbelief" Luke keeps talking about?  Next Week: Little Giants with Kory Louko. We're doing our best to make it a good episode, but some audio issues may make it strange.   Please give us your feedback by leaving a review on your podcasting provider of choice, tweeting at us @nohighwaypod, or emailing us at NoHighwayPod@gmail.com.  Theme Music Attribution: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:03:07
June 9, 2020
OVER THE TOP: A Synonym for Insane (With Chris)
Connor, Luke, and their friend Chris (previously heard on Squawk Squawk Dude Talk) dive deep into some supremely weird 80's energy with Over the Top, a movie about Sylvester Stallone learning to be a better dad while simultaneously becoming the arm wrestling champion of the country. Get ready for feats of strength, hats turned backwards, and an astounding cigar-eating side character named John Grizzly.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Was arm wrestling really ever this big? Is the guy who looks vaguely like Hulk Hogan supposed to be Hulk Hogan? Is Sylvester Stallone's character a secret genius? Next Week: Overboard with special guest Nick! Please give us your feedback by leaving a review on your podcasting provider of choice, tweeting at us @nohighwaypod, or emailing us at NoHighwayPod@gmail.com. Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:08:10
May 26, 2020
G-FORCE: 2009's Horniest Movie???
Connor and Luke put themselves through genuine torture for your entertainment when they look at G-Force, everyone's favorite mid-2000's live-action/CGI guinea pig spy movie. It's the only one, so it's gotta be the favorite, right? It's rough, y'all. I can't lie.  Join them as they answer questions such as: Why is this movie for children so horny? Is every element of this movie weirdly disgusting? Wait, is Tracy Jordan the real guy or the 30 Rock Character? Next Week: Over the Top, with special guest Chris! Please give us your feedback by leaving a review on your podcasting provider of choice, tweeting at us @nohighwaypod, or emailing us at NoHighwayPod@gmail.com. Theme song: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
59:50
May 19, 2020
Talkin' ZOOM (on Zoom)
In this, our first episode, Connor and Luke discuss ZOOM (sometimes subtitled Academy for Superheroes), the 2006 Tim Allen Fantastic Four but with kids flop. We attempt to answer questions like "what's the deal with Chevy Chase?", "Why is Spencer Breslin wearing so many pillows under his shirt?" and, of course, "How does it compare to Vin Deisel's 2005 Seminal Masterpiece The Pacifier?", among many others.  Next Week: G-Force We want your feedback! Tweet at us @NoHighwayPod or email us at nohighwaypod@gmail.com with your suggestions and comments! Or just leave us a review on your podcast provider of choice, that would be cool too.  Theme music Attribution: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
01:08:56
May 12, 2020
No Highway Option TRAILER
Get ready to answer Cinema's biggest question on "No Highway Option", a comedy movie Podcast with friends Connor and Luke. This is the trailer! Follow us on twitter @HighwayOption for updates! See you on Tuesdays!
03:10
May 6, 2020