No One Will Watch TV with Us
By No One Will Watch TV with Us
No One Will Watch TV with UsApr 09, 2022
AJLT 01x07: What Timeline Are We Living In??
"Sex and the Widow"
And just like that, how did Carrie take 3 months to fix her hip, a year to write a book, and Miranda only send that DM to Che 3 months ago?? Did the writers do a lot of weed or something? Lilian and Ethan have a lot of questions and as per usual, no answers! Oh, and Charlotte plays tennis in this episode as well.
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AJLT 01x06: The Beeping Sound Got More Screen Time!
"Diwali"
And just like that, Carrie discovers Diwali for the first time apparently? Woo-y what an episode! Miranda is masturbating and drinking sparkly juices, Carrie listens to a beeping sound, and Charlotte accurately yells "You're not progressive enough for this". That's right it's time to discuss another episode of the hit drama "And Just Like That". Love it or hate it - you can disagree but you can't leave!
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AJLT 01x05: This Episode Is a Smut Film (feat. Chris Tse)
"Tragically Hip"
And just like that, Miranda defeated alcoholism. With an episode filled with tequila, gin, and "champagne, we have to get more champagne!", maybe Miranda does have a problem after all. Luckily after drunk ordering a self-help book and having sex with Carrie's boss, she seems back on track. Special guest Chris Tse joins us to talk Rock's coming out TikTok, Charlotte's burpees routine, and Carrie's messed up skeleton.
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AJLT 01x04: Who The F*ck is Caroline? (feat. Malorie Cunningham)
"Some of My Best Friends"
And just like that, Charlotte's racist, surprise surprise. Special guest Malorie Cunningham (Sketchy History, Southern Comfort) joins us to talk about Caroline's bodega skirt, Charlotte's search for "non-vanilla" friends, and Harry shouting "Michelle Obama" every 5 minutes. We get the first spotting of Seema, and finally, the answer to the question: what was Big's favorite piece of glass?
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AJLT 01x03: It's The Comedy Concert
"When In Rome..."
And just like that, the most hilarious event of the year, nay, century: Che Diaz Live at This is a Comedy Concert. Were there any jokes? No. Do we understand what a comedy concert is now? Double no. Get three little Tito's bottles ready for this one because we are doing a deep dive into this comedy concert - or TED Talk - or perhaps, cult leader speech. Oh, and Natasha's in this episode too.
Bonus points if you can guess who had Covid during the recording of this episode: Lilian or Ethan?
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AJLT 01x02: Everything Che Does, I Have A Problem With (feat. Ian Mather & Anne-Marie Trabolsi)
"Little Black Dress"
And just like that, 86 Big, 86 Chris Noth's career. How lucky were we to do deals with Big? It feels like not lucky at all. John James Preston is dead and now we, the podcast hosts, have to make his very boring funeral funny. This episode has everything: a woman who only likes to be called "Big's Secretary", old characters we don't remember, Che Diaz getting high with a child, and Brady banging so hard that even Steve can hear it. Later that night I got to wondering, maybe this reboot wasn't such a great idea after all?
Comedians and people who will watch tv with us, Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi), join us to answer the question on only Steve's mind "what was he even doing on that bike? He had a HEART CONDITION!".
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AJLT 01x01: Big's Death & Steve's Deaf
"Hello It's Me"
And just like that, we're back babyyyyy, and so are 3 out of 4 of our girls!! Miranda's an alcoholic, Steve's too old to hear, Charlotte needs everyone to go to Lilly's piano recital, and Carrie never learned how to call 911. Strap out your Manolo Blahniks, your Peleton shoes, or your Woke Moment button because we are talking all things Sex and the City reboot. Will there be a pop quiz? Well, there was going to be, but Miranda said something racist at the top of class so not anymore!
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SATC 3x18: The Up-My-Ass Players
"Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!"
Hello, you! Strap on your scrappy, strappy sandals because jealousy is in the bedroom with racism, transphobia, and impotence, and it's getting hot-hot-hot! That's right--It's summer in the City and our favorite boyfriends Big, Aidan, Scout, and Steve join the sexcapades to tie up some loose ends with those strings that never got attached for this iconic season three finale.
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SATC 3x17: Eat Your Dinner (feat. Sydney Holmes)
"What Goes Around Comes Around"
Boy, things are really tough for Carrie. Najinsky gives her the stink eye and a scoundrel robs her of her Manolo Blahniks! As if single women didn't have enough to worry about! I sure hope she doesn't do anything crazy like stalk her ex-boyfriend's ex-wife. But that's just the tip of the sexburg. Samantha meets a virgin (*gasp*), Charlotte kisses the gardener, and Miranda meets a hunk with a badge. The lovely and charming Sydney Holmes (@allthingsconsydered) joins us for the penultimate episode of season 3!
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SATC 3x14, 15, 16: Five-minute Recap-apalooza
What's sexier than a five-minute recap? Three five-minute recaps? That's pretty sexy, but I think we found something even sexier. That's right--we've combined the next three five-minute recaps into one super-sized 15 minute (more like 20 minute) combination. So sit back and relax because it's time for some eargasms.
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SATC 3x13: Where There Are Boobies...(feat. Ian Mather & Anne-Marie Trabolsi)
"Escape from New York"
The Hustler store, the Hustler store, the grandmother way to the Hustler store!
This is the episode we've been waiting for. The one and only Matthew McConaughey drives his Lincoln straight through our hearts and right into our dreams as he mansplains Sex and the City to Carrie Bradshaw. That's right, the ladies have made it to Los Angeles to party with pornstars and turn down multi-million dollar movie deals. One of our favorite, very funny couples Ian Mather (@ianxmather) and Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi) of the PIT's Pilots (@pilots_season) grace us once again with their hot takes and sexy sexitudes.
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SATC 3x12: "Mmmmmm" (feat. Michael Baldwin)
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Speed dating with the Avengers, Scottish sex, Charlotte's wedding (and her husband's broken wiener), and the moment we've been waiting for: the Carrie-Aidan confrontation. Michael Baldwin (@michaeldbaldwin) joins us as we delve into the bowels of the show's soul.
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SATC 3x11: In a Humph (feat. Malorie Cunningham)
"Running with Scissors"
Charlotte's wedding is almost here, which means Carrie has to do something WILD. We aren't ready for the drama. Carrie's running from her problems, and busting lips, breaking teeth, and smashing hearts along the way. Thank goodness Samantha's AIDS test and Miranda's harassment-by-sandwich give us something to laugh about. We're joined by the very funny Malorie Cunningham (@malorieac) to figure out whose fault this all is.
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SATC 3x10: "We can have it all!"
"All or Nothing"
Well if we're talking Sex and the City, I pick nothing. Just kidding, I want it ALL. I want Carrie confronting her affair with Mr. Big; I want Charlotte's shrewd prenup negotiations; I want phone sex; and I want to see Samantha with a cold. But even more, I want Lilian to tell me about it all in about five minutes!
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SATC 3x09: Drunk at the Antique Roadshow (feat. Gabbie Fried)
"Easy Come, Easy Go"
Carrie and Aidan: a match made in heaven... right? If not for the return of the infamous jazz cat! That's right, Big is back and he wants a divorce! Meanwhile, Charlotte learns to manipulate Trey, Samantha teaches us about blowjobs (featuring the one-and-only Bobby Cannavale), and I forget what happens to Miranda. We're joined by the very funny Gabbie Fried (@0hmygab) to begin the affair of the century!
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SATC 3x08: "I'd be Steve every week!"
"The Big Time"
Only five minutes for the return of Mr. Big?! Well, that's all he deserves, isn't that right, Emily? You betcha, because there's too many other great things to talk about in this episode, like puppies and babies and shrimp! Let's all have a listen.
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SATC 3x07: Platonic Friends and the City (feat. Max Klausner)
"Drama Queens"
Spoiler alert: Samantha Jones wins Game of Thrones!
Just kidding. 'Special' doesn't even begin to describe this episode. The very funny, very Jewish, and very all-around great guy Max Klausner (@max_klausner) teaches us (he's a teacher!) about poop, sex drugs, and Crazy Carrie. We do it for the fans, we do it for Max's mom, we do it for the drama!
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SATC 3x06: The Next Level of the Podcast
"Are We Sluts?"
Yes. Didn't even need a full five minutes. Just kidding, let's get into the nuances, baby ;)
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SATC 3x05: "Big gulps, huh?" (feat. Heather Harrison)
'No Ifs, Ands or Butts"
AIDEN! You heard us! It's Aiden! But this isn't just any Aiden; this is long hair Aiden, and he has some issues with Carrie and her addictions (don't worry, he didn't find out about the shoes...yet). The lovely and very funny comedian Heather Harrison (@heatherhahs) (aka Heather Heatherson) joins the team to talk Aiden, race, and cigarettes in this most pivotal episode of Sex and the City. Let's get whack!
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SATC 3x04: A Lot of Problematic Things About Bisexuality
"Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl..."
We're talking drag kings, bisexuality, big ole sock dicks, and so so much more. All this controversy in only five minutes?? This sounds like a challenge for our one and only Emily Austin. Lay some knowledge on us 👏👏👏.
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SATC 3x03: "I couldn't help but eyeroll." (feat. Emily Fenton)
"Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman"
Boobs, bush, and Blahniks topped with chocolate, prostitution, and low self-esteem. The lovely and talented Emily Fenton (@ylimenotnef_) joins us for hot takes on the encounter of the century: Naked SJP vs. Nijinsky. See you *THEIR*!
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SATC 3x02: Peeing on Politicians
"Politically Erect"
We're back with a fiver, and so is our favorite Mad Man Roger Sterling, and like all politicians, he has a dastardly secret. But that's not all! Samantha finds her match, but can she look past her superficial hangups? Plus, Miranda also finds her match (it's STEVE!), and I honestly don't remember what happens to Charlotte--oh yeah, she hosts a party? I guess that's a storyline?
So sign your NDAs and drink some water, because it's time to pee.
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SATC 3x01: "Lighten up, it's brunch." (feat. Kate Atanasio)
"Where There's Smoke...
What’s sexier, firemen or postmen? Roger Sterling or Don Draper? Hitler or Mussolini? Send us your answers! But in the meantime, join us and our very funny guest Kate Atanasio (@italianchameleon19) to to tackle high hopes for Miranda and Steve, Charlotte’s story line, Samantha’s sexuality, and Carrie’s emotional trauma. So hold on to your Jimmy Choo’s, because it’s time for Sex and the City season 3, baby.
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SATC 2x18: "They have a great Cobb Salad" (feat. James Tison)
"Ex and the City"
NEIIIIIGH! This week we are four of the wildest horses this here city has ever seen! Since it’s the season two finale we brought back one of our favorite guests and SATC experts, James Tison (@jamestison)! This episode has it all: Steve, extended horse metaphors, Mr. Big wearing sandals, and a truly insane Cobb salad. Can Carrie and Mr. Big be just friends? Or will he ruin it all as per usual? Let's find out!
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SATC 2x17: We're All Steve (feat. Katie Johantgen)
"Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women"
The penultimate episode of season 2, ladies and germs! You thought this was all fun and games, didn't you? Well so did our sexy ladies. So fun, in fact, that Carrie strings along a boring bore, Charlotte gets crabs from a studly stud, Samantha goes to work, and Miranda cooks! All this, plus our very funny guest Katie Johantgen (@katiejoyofosho) of off-Broadway's The Office! A Musical Parody (@theofficemusical) takes on the battle of the twenty-something girls and the place where dreams are broken: The Hamptons. Oh and keep this on the DL, but someone special makes a surprise appearance...
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SATC 2x16: Shitty in Life, Shitty in Bed
"Was it Good for You?"
Boy oh boy, this is a doosy with a capital 'SILLY.' Our dear host Lilian Tanner is coming through in the clutch to break down Miranda's clean linens, alcoholism, and Charlotte's sex drive. Can you believe Charlotte is bad at sex? I can.
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SATC 2x15: "Give me that brother dick." (feat. Codie Buege)
"Shortcomings"
It was only a matter of time until Sex and the City ran out of actors in New York and had to hire Justin Theroux to play ANOTHER one of Carrie's boyfriends--but his hair is different, so it's cool. Things are getting spicy, so we bring the very funny, very controversially named Codie (Cody) Buege (@codybuege) onto the pod to drag Theroux, family, and jizzing in your pants.
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SATC 2x14: "We don't have time to fight about it."
"The Fuck Buddy"
In this episode Ethan and Emily put aside their disagreements because #1: there’s no time, and #2: this episode is too good to fight about! Carrie tries to turn a fuck buddy into a relationship, Miranda basically stars in her own version of Big Little Lies, and Charlotte asks out TWO boys! On top of all that, the ladies have a picnic where Carrie dresses as a milkmaid and somehow manages to not have the craziest outfit there. It has to be seen to be believed so google it while you listen. Seriously.
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SATC 2x13: A Shrink for your Shrink
"Games People Play"
We've been saying it for weeks, and now they're finally doing it! They're going to therapy! Well, Carrie is anyway. But it's a start! It might have gone well too, if she hadn't met a young Jon Bon Jovi in her shrink's waiting room (oh yeah, it's the real Jon Bon Jovi, we're halfway there, baby.) But that's not all, Charlotte's on the hunt (again) and Miranda puts on a peep show for her neighbor! I hope she doesn't get disbarred!
And all of this in only FIVE MINUTES!
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SATC 2x12: Dungeons and Dragons, SATC Edition
"La Douleur Exquise!"
This is an emotional episode. No doubt about it. We're talking fetishes, abusive relationships, and workplace healthcode violations. My vote is we skip over Big's emotional unavailability and Carrie's masochism and spend the whole episode talking about Charlotte's shoe shopping. Anyone? Votes? Fine.
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SATC 2x11: Lilian's Saggy Brain
"Evolution"
In this special 5-minute recap, let Lilian sneak her way into your hearts the way Carrie wishes she could sneak into Big's apartment. Why is she sneaking? It's either to subtly make her presence known through knick-knacks or to murder him. Which is it, Lilian?!
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SATC 2x10: Our Drunkest Episode Yet, Part 2 (feat. Courtney Daniels)
"The Caste System"
Take some deep breaths because this one's a doozy. Such a doozy we had to make it two doozies. We're laughing, we're fighting, we're making cosmos with the lovely and very funny Courtney Daniels, y'all (@courtneydaniels29). Get this hot, fresh take on Mr. Jazz Cat and America's disappearing middle-class. Just like every week, we're here to solve the world's problems.
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SATC 2x10: Our Drunkest Episode Yet, Part 1 (feat. Courtney Daniels)
"The Caste System"
Take some deep breaths because this one's a doozy. Such a doozy we had to make it two doozies. We're laughing, we're fighting, we're making cosmos with the lovely and very funny Courtney Daniels, y'all (@courtneydaniels29). Get this hot, fresh take on Mr. Jazz Cat and America's disappearing middle-class. Just like every week, we're here to solve the world's problems.
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SATC 2x09: Cartoon Ah-woog-ahs
"Old Dogs, New Dicks"
This episode is WILD! We’ve said it before, but this time we mean it! Carrie punches Mr. Big, Charlotte’s lover has an adult circumcision, and Miranda and Steve are basically Romeo and Juliet! Can Emily calm down enough to recap all of this in 5 min? Probably not, but you can listen to her try. DON’T SEND HER DICK PICS PLEASE! We’re begging you.
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SATC 2x08: Tinky-Winky: Gay Icon (feat. Kerry Ipema)
"The Man, The Myth, The Viagra"
In this extra special, super-sized episode Lilian gets spoiled and we get absolutely schooled by a true expert—Kerry Ipema (@kerryipema) of One Woman Sex and the City (@onewomansatc)!
This episode is A LOT--Samantha tries to bang an elderly man, Carrie tries to introduce Big to the girls, Miranda gets ditched for a politically incorrect piece of meat, and someone awful makes an appearance (it’s the real Donald Trump and he’s awful!) Thank goodness Kerry (K-Kerry, not C-Carrie) joins to help the gang dispel the myth of blue balls, explain what an Emily Post is, and politicize Teletubbies!
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SATC 2x07: A Very Heteronormative Toothbrush (feat. Mary Cait Kelly)
"The Chicken Dance"
How the hell are ya? No doubt better than our favorite characters. Join us and our very funny guest Mary Cait Kelly (@marycantjelly) as we ask the hard-hitting questions about Miranda's love life, Carrie's poetry, Charlotte's promiscuity, and also Samantha's promiscuity.
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SATC 2x05: "I'm a fucking lawyer!"
"Four Women and a Funeral"
Grab your tissues because JAVIER’S DEAD! Another character we have to care about, but we’ll never get to know. Gone too soon! This episode has everything from Charlotte dating a widow to Miranda buying an apartment (BECAUSE SHE’S AN IMPORTANT LAWYER LADY) to Carrie wearing rented bowling shoes. Emily takes it all on in 5 minutes!
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SATC 2x06: No Spoilers, But Tell Me
"The Cheating Curve"
Charlotte’s here and she’s queer...well not quite. But she is having the time of her life going to fabulous lesbian parties. Carrie’s dating Big but she won’t tell her friends. But they’re gonna find out when the reach into her who-ha to fix her diaphragm! Can Lilian and Ethan talk about all this goodness in 5 minutes or less? Let’s find out!
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SATC 2x04: "I have a question about titty holes." (feat James Tison)
"They Shoot Single People, Don't They?"
Single and fabulous?? This is THE episode--the episode where we find out once and for all: is Carrie single and fabulous(!) or single and fabulous(?). Send us your votes. The winner will be announced on HBO in the Summer of 1999. In the meantime, we have the very funny, very talented James Tison (@jamestison) to give us some answers.
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SATC 2x02: "I'm on LONDON TIME!"
"The Awful Truth" - 5-minute recap
Can we tag-team recaps?? Well we did! Lil and Emily take on dirty talk, abusive relationships, couples therapy, and Carrie’s birthday. Oh boy, all in five minutes! Take it away, ladies!
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SATC 2x03: "Let's find out."
"The Freak Show"
We have another very special, handy-dandy 5-minute recap for all you lovely listeners. Are we all freaks? Are just men freaks? Is just Ethan a freak? Let's find out.
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SATC 2x01: Pre-9/11 (feat. Tony Fox)
“Take me out to the ball game”
Balls, little dicks, and 9/11. And they said this isn’t a family-friendly show. Thank goodness we have the one, the only Tony Fox (@tfox15), comedian and baseball coach extraordinaire to help us through it.
Well, here we are, Sex and the City season 2, it's all uphill from here, folks.
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SATC 1x12: "Cats can be girls too."
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
Y'all, we got deep this episode. But how could we not?? Crazy Carrie and the jazz cat confront the miserable dynamic of their relationship, Samantha falls in love (or does she?), Miranda stands up to the Catholic Church, and Charlotte doesn’t do anything because she’s hardly a character this season.
From all of us at No One Will Watch with Us, thank you SO much for watching with us! Here's to better episodes ahead, and we’ll see you next week for SATC Season 2 Episode 1!
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SATC 1x11: "One point for Big, a thousand points not for Big."
“The Drought”
I know, I know. TWO episodes, in ONE day. Can you handle twice in one day? *wink* Well how about THRICE?! Just kidding, two is enough--I’m tired; I have an early meeting tomorrow; I have a headache—let’s just go to bed.
Anyway, if you’ve ever farted in front of a rich jazz cat then this episode is for you. Tell us what you think, Emily!
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SATC 1x10: Bow-hats and Boobies
"The Baby Shower"
Guess who's back. Back again. Lilian's back with a 5 minute recap. Tell your friends.
Seriously though, Lil is like, really good at these recaps. So good it should be illegal. We should probably check with Miranda (she's a lawyer, I don't know if you've heard).
So in case you forgot, for the more "insignificant" episodes--as determined by Lil, Emily, and me--one of us (or all of us) will do a super quick 5-minute recap to catch you up on the plot and make a few silly observations.
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SATC 1x09: "Don't blow the Chili's sponsorship!" (feat. Jesse Swatling-Holcomb)
“The Turtle and the Hare”
Omg omg omg, you guys, Is it happening? It is. Emily’s boyfriend Jesse Swatling-Holcomb (@jesse_swatling) is on the pod to tell us how it's sexist and talk about the 8th character—Big’s emotional unavailability (in case it wasn't obvious). We’ve got boys, we’ve got girls, we’ve got respect and equality for everyone else. So strap up your strappy sandals, brush your teeth, and dildo your dildos because it’s time for Sex and the City biiiiiiitch.
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SATC 1x08: The Clit in Your Butt (feat. Anne-Marie Trabolsi & Ian Mather)
"Three's a Crowd"
Threesomes! Threesomes everywhere! Thank goodness we have not one, but two guests (a couple, in fact!) to help tackle this one. Can their love stand the test of Charlotte's threesome, first-date interrogations, and Ethan's heteronormativity? Probably! But let's find out!
Listen, I know we said we'd write a long description about the clit in your butthole, but Ethan wrote this and he is still insisting that there isn't a clit in your butthole. So it's up to you, listeners, send us your thoughts about the clit in your butthole. Diagrams are welcome; photos...not so welcome, but we appreciate the thought.
Bless our guests: Anne-Marie Trabolsi (@amtrabolsi) & Ian Mather (@ianxmather). Be sure to check out Ian’s book “Mean Mr. Trump.”
Stay sexy.
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SATC 1x07: "...And a Cosmo Walks by" (feat. Lani Harms)
"The Monogamists"
Now if you're like us, or our guest Lani Harms (@laniharms), you love Sex and the City, but you wish there were more discussions about real estate--emotional real estate, that is...bet you didn't see that one coming. We're talking about our little emotionally-sidestepping jazz cat, we're talking about Charlotte's sexual hangups (again.), we're talking about Miranda's Mr. Big tendencies, and--full disclosure--we're also talking about actual real estate (Samantha to the rescue, yet again).
Oh boy, let's stand still for a second...Where's the peanut butter?
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SATC 1x06: Fung Whaaaaaaaaat? (feat. Nick Sanza)
"Secret Sex"
Shhhhhhh! This episode’s about Secret Sex. Don’t tell anyone. We’re joined by our first guest Nick Sanza (@nicksanza) of Red Couch Covers (@redcouch.co) who helps answer some hard hitting questions: Is Carrie’s dress really a naked dress? Will Carrie and Big finally do the deed? Will Charlotte get her friends to stop screaming about her sex life at her office? Will Carrie and the gang get arrested for drinking in public? Find out on this week’s episode.
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SATC 1x05: The Power of Female Sex
"The Power of Female Sex" - 5-minute recap
What? Did you think we were going to do near-hour-long episodes for every episode of a TV series? That's crazy--who has that time? I mean, we do, but you probably don't. And we're doing this for you. Don't forget that. Ever.
So here's the deal: for the more "insignificant" episodes--as determined by Lil, Emily, and me--one of us (or all of us) will do a super quick 5-minute recap to catch you up on the plot and make a few silly observations. When the time is right, you can expect these on Thursdays.
Party on.
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