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As we get closer to 200, the more morbid we get because we're talking Mackenzie King's orb, Americanization, doing my own taxes, Amsterdam rules, 30 year old jobs, blue light glasses, microwaved diapers, babysitter fetish, Gordian knot testicles, documentary ai, sexy Transformers folder, Kegel Michael Key, concept artists, new video game crash, dirty comic con, staged olympic wrestling, The Greasy Italian, huge and evil Vince McMahon, Quebec bad guys, CTE, ai Chris Benoit, Trump x McMahon, Epstein Island Wrestlemania, being grateful for Andre the Giant, french birth defects, dark web amniotic fluid and acupuncture certification. I think we're getting antsy, we need to be let out.

To me, my X-Men, which is what we call our listeners. Listeners who enjoy Dragon Ball gambling, Saudi Arabia theme parks, fast food slave tie in, the Chikker, halal McRib, gas station Subway timelines, free use Kit Fisto, Watto's dick, peasant shoes, Kung Fu Panda franchising, everything we know about Shrek 5, Donkey spin off pitch, kid spy movies, shitty 3D glasses, The Whale 3D, blowhole mutant, wheelchair powers, accessibility X-Men, Noah’s Comic Cavalcade Hour, cancer culture, OJ manifesting, YTV true crime, and the Raven medieval show. Now off with you!

What the hell are they talking about? Anyways, we're finally back from our month long break and we're here to fill you all in on all the professional development we went through including grocery store gambling, Africa and Vegas, airplane movies, Rusty Ryan, DJ Pauly D, malaria pills, In-and-Out chicken parm, Sodom and Gomorrah hell world, Amsterdam traps, Kenyan outlaw justice, Mara Masai Hard Rock Cafe, homophobic elephants, shillings, sex tourism, bartering, Quickmart, Kenyan Fried Chicken, space rocks, pickpocket heists, old-timey taxes, Anne Hathaway's chest, snake fish, and penis sauce. It's getting harder and harder to get away with these.

I hope you're happy because here is our last little episode before we take March off. We talk all anarchists being pedos, Trump's missile crisis, Baron Trump gorilla swing, not talking to girls, Coke and Coffee ban, counter Muppets, Macho Man rap battle, Hitlers black ghost writer, 'Quebecois podcast listeners, Dark Side of the Ring, Macho Man reacts to ex-wife’s death, Iron Claw cut content, Vince McMahon's gimmick, new prohibition, playing American football, the autism card, Kevin Spacey scorched earth, acid castration, Two-Face's powers, skingraftmaxxing, Joker subculture, The 100th Floridian, Italian Jokers, Channel Awesome vs the Impractical Jokers, Doug Walker vs Angry Joe poster, Nintendo YouTuber pyramid, ghost podcasters, Norwegian police state, and reading before bed TikTok trend

We become unemployable in this PU sesh, as the boys talk Hitler's BIPOC friends, Jesus photoshops, thai swastika merch, Hulk Hogan's demon, getting cancelled for killing Scooby Doo, 4chan's true power, PR crisis firm, Kelsey Grammar Beast court sketch, Ai dog video, Supreme Court auto blow, UN hearing gay sex, Bohemian Grove, Taylor Swift lawsuits, Basie’s Google reviews, media background checks, Godzilla x King Kong racist burger, Special Circle K, abusing the Denny’s robot, Han Solo breakfast menu, Ready Player One: Soy Burger, Fantastic Four-cheese omelette, The Thing burger commercial, The Thing electronic feet, Halloween costume models, power wiping, and cooking a rat. A real feel good episode.

Getting sexy in this one as our video analysts breakdown the probably fake video of Drake swinging his wiener around and also Texas malaria, Florida bloat bugs, presidential heroin needle, blue weed, Change My Diaper, Drake's dick, Toronto aliens, ice cream haircut, looksmaxxing 8 year olds, HackHock, ai dad crimes, Noah’s stand up, Facebook dives, the art of home videos, Apple lens in the cyber truck, jokering Jimmy Kimmel, India live show, UN social media poll, r/outoftheloop, psycho twitch mods, Super Bowl and Knuckles, Usher Illuminati, Minecraft YouTuber consultant, prison goon cave, The Vampires That Don’t Get Pussy, Teletoon Detour, getting American Oreos over the border, and monkey meat. God I hope that video is real.

Squeak squeak, it's me, the rat in Noah's apartment. Before he finds me and breaks my little rat bones, I need to tell you about this new Post Unavailable where they talk rat roommates, little soap shits, house worms, rat crucifixion, Ferrall kings, homeless people trailcam, our driving stats, we’ve gone woke, the racism bubble, Antarctica boys trip, Mrbeast meets the president, Joe Biden Ai, Taylor Swift regulations, Texas civil war, SpongeBob political compass, nuking whales, 3 bears vs a gun, Trudeau orchestrated chimp event, martyrmaxxing, Ben Shapiro rap, political Lizzo, guns are so easy, Viper the Rapper, Canadians are larpers, T-Mac, pornstar face tattoos, algorithmic porn titles, Mandarin koi pond, Jose’s Noodle Factory Birthday Sombrero, Moose Winooskis, First Nations-Jewish solidarity, and gym rats. Very rat-heavy episode.

Did somebody say classic? The boys are back with another PU banger, this time about Jupiter University, relatable Breaking Bad, gaslighting your kids in Nunavut, Ontario cp TikTok sting, dark web assassins, robbing Urban Outfitters, Breaking Brad Smash Room, snowbreasts, Dragonslayer vs Buster Sword, Palworld, mental illness flytrap, Chainsaw Hands, ancient Chinese bum fights, Tosh.o journalism, Bryan Johnson’s divorce, best era for online scams, chain emailing Redbubble, too much slang, Godzilla-mode, You’re So Skibidi, Crazy Frog Beanie Baby, reddit nft ads, Frenchatooie, Jerry Seinfeld says the n-word, urban Xbox avatar, Chop Socky Chooks, Planet Sketch, Carl Squared, Delilah and Julius, and What’s With Andy’s mom. A lot of Teletoon mom talk in this one.

It is time once again for the world's most upsetting game show: Feud 34! This time we're looking at the rest of Marvel and DC's bad cast of characters as well as talking about the Dream of Donkey Kong, zins, smoking out your kids in the car, party stomas, Joe Camel vs Mac Tonight,Trump's 9 pizzas, Feud 34 rules and pacing, Giant Man accident, Goonmora, Big Black Canary, Miss Marcin, Super Lad, Madame Web, the Tom Holland, Grid, wheelchair sex, The Night Cummer, and Grum. As always, high brow stuff here.

Happy New Year baby, it's time for another year of PU poo, starting off the year right with instant boiling water, soloing Mt. Everest, filmed in Toronto, SpongeBob age, more voice impressions, the 2024 election, The Qanon Shaman, Chinarado, presidential gloryhole, buying a game at Walmart, Canadian weapon restrictions, the American fist, the monkey fist knot, pulled pork claws, the public domain, Steamboat Willie not racist, Hidden Mickeys, Lev Gleeson Daredevil, Schling Schlong, copyrighted Jesus, swamp milk, Nesquick TikTok trend, Starbucks Joker, Ferrall Lamb, Grand Old Party, Trump mewing, and the original goon. Another year of all this.

Seasons greetings from the PU boys! We're taking a little holiday break so please enjoy a compilation of some of the best bits from our younger days. Bits like stealing African Lion Safari monkeys, supply teacher power trips, successful gang membership, Planet Sheen, Beast Boy Joker, Teen Lantern, female Jabba the hut, explaining what the dog doin, fake death battles, bad impressions, Shrek STDs, bald confidence, defending Chills, real life Star Fox, the grinch of gamers, Noah’s Ark Doom, Watto Musk, One Piece sensory chamber, grocery store social skills, favourite BTS member, Sonic bandwagon, heroes don’t do that, dolphin jelly, John McAffee's whales, car games, weed nuke, pigeon bombing, jungle harems, Pee Wee's goon cave, Nintendo Power contests, freak mouth demon woman, the bin Laden conundrum and woke Minecraft. Things have hopefully improved.

Ahoy ahoy we finally got our Marcin back and just in time to talk about Sonic impressions, peeping hogs, #backshots, 18+ Twitch, Post Unavailable clarity, Shadow says the r slur, Timothee Chalamet's modded Xbox controller channel, The Boy and the Heron dub, grandma movies, Avatar 2 real, Polar Express revolution, John HamMan, Game Awards recap, No Kojima, Netflix games, AVGN plays Death Stranding The Movie The Game on Netflix, journalist drone strike, Apple's GDP, full Italians, Poland's Pornhub recap, viruses on your Wii, neopuritan pep talk, Peter Griffin doggystyle, Latina of the Year, libertarian guys with ethnic wives, The American Empire, Big Bear wine, and Loblaw's flirting policy. We're so back.

Christmas vibes all around as the PU crew take a big brown bite out of celebrity farms, Twitter jokes, biblical gamers, nativity scene drama, sucking on the yule log, wiseman gifts, bible anime, christian veins, racist Christmas songs, One Love Hobo Version, boomwhackers, instruments that don’t count, The Grinch’s slaves, worst book you ever read, Geronimo Stilton, I Want To Go Home, audio book spacing out, James Franco now, the cool Green Goblin, Looking for Alaska tattoo, Stargirl movie, having a rumble, Willy Wonka LiveLeak videos, jacked oompa-loompas, Timothee Chalamet Ayatollah, Willy Wonka's Fatwa, Tim Burton’s hamster teeth, and our PR firm. It's a world of your imagination baby!

Goo goo ga ga, it's baby time because we're talking about baby cribs, Big Baby vs dogs, domesticated seals, shark tank instillation, raccoon propaganda, Duolingo babies, test tube baby challenges, french dominance, Napoleon accuracy, crazy f'ed up filmographies, Walter White Moses analogue, GTA Tuesday, Godzilla x King Kong, an evil red ape, King Kong Doritos, bag boys, Home Depot birds, adding gyatt and skibidi to the dictionary, youthquake, hungry at the Game Awards, getting Meta verified, lizard milk, and racist TikTok comments. You can just call us Fathers of the year.

By the skin of my teeth, it's out the long awaited episode where we discuss werewolf vs vampire girlfriends, Daniel Laurence Whitney, actor strike doxxing, Wheatus, weird girl arcs, detention stories, civvies day, computer class RuneScape bots, Wolf Quest, curling broom prices, good bowlers, rock picking, squirrel fishing, hurling, caber tossing camp, year-long olympics, real Squid Games, Online Survivor, Splatalot urbex, Wipe-Out wife, evil Glenn Hetrick, and the Disney streaker. The wait is over!

Oh you think we forgot huh? We never give up the hunt for elusive cryptids and mysteries like Snoop Dogg quitting smoke, celebrity cook books, degrees of Stanley Tucci, Trejo's Cantina, J'zz cannons, Bear Grylls' catchphrase, Grylls vs Straud, Big Foot Club, Burning BigFoot, Sentinel Island cringe, fnonks, George Lucas' ducks, Mad About Me, Ponda Baba, Slave Are #1, Legend of Zelda movie, twink surplus, elephant DNA, Basie's Link audition, and Miyamoto facts. Do you believe?

It's awards season baby, and by awards I mean the freaking Game Awards, that's right! The PU boys vote on the nominees for this years upcoming gamer Oscars as well as talking about tent city fights, air bnb noise complaints, fire alarm life hacks, house fire assassinations, Rescue Heroes speedrun, The Game Awards bingo card, Young Joker, Boogie's financial burdens, games for impact, vtuber stuff, best fishing game, Basie's Star Wars wager, Pikmin Wars, the Ray Man show, Spreen, insane Dream tweets, non-violent Chinese esports, Faker’s mpreg, Evil Geniuses, Hideo Kojima's a gooner, Garfield Kart 3, and Bloons Tower Defence Mn'F. Finally one for the gamers out there.

While Marcin is at sea and Chris is moving a big piano, we got our friends Avery and Amanda to come talk about no one caring about Bill Maher, koala chlamydia, Spotify for Podcasters, our skibidi toilet, 6th grade lingo, Gordon’s, Cake Boss’ cake machine, bleach fights, pizza vending machines, fake lemons, wet trail mix, killable hikers, serial killer destinations, robot racism, gritty Astro Boy reboot, killing cacti, green people, garden gnome thefts, mushroom collection, Gnomeo and Juliet, Sharon Osborne, Simon Cowell's face, Susan Boyle, chimp falconry, Planet of the Apes stunt show, Caesar’s Cafe, FNAF pop up restaurants, The Country Bears, Chris-Chan's name anecdote, Avatar animatronics, Kei truck Christmas parade, and the Baby Gronk Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon. Waddaya think of that?

Welcome to the PU dojo, the only discipline where you learn about train sex, dying in the Hindenburg, OJ Simpson truthers, FNAF movie review, Blumhouse movies, They Follows, Friday the Thirteenth snake murder, Goblin by Daylight, The Living Tombstone, Aikido masters, Karate grifts, child dojo repair service, putting your kids in Kony, white guy podcast topics, black belt birthday parties, pro-bullying karate, DJ Khaled in a gi, dojoyaburi, the Snake Eyes fantasy, and Count Dante. Taste the pain.

BWAHH! That's you screaming at the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting gameshow, with this round focused on those rusty ass, sexy, evil robots from the Five Nights at Freddy's mega franchise. Along the way we talk about Chris-chan's return, prison archipelagos, us vs the Simpsons, the Frankensteiniverse, Toy Chica, the lore of the puppet, Mike Shit, furry progenitor, Orville Elephant, satanic YouTubers, The lemonade clown, devout catholic games, JJ the blue balloon boy, it’s all Goku, Shamrock Freddy, Horny Villa, Chris’s dad's band, Scrap Baby, Smut Base dot com, and goddamn dirty gooners. Can you survive?

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Happy Boooo-rthday to you because it's a spooky special PU ep, as the boys get into spooky festive foods as well as the Wabbajack, Starfield review, game journalists in warzones, is Mario woke now?, Chris’ Morty, .avif files, Candy Cane Lane, the white Eddie Murphy, Flubber Mandela Effect, Halloween Haunt, the Yukon Striker experiment, fast pass gambling, theme park hookahs, green sandwich, fun Halloween food, candy apples suck, cauliflower gaslighting, squid occupation, purple food turns me on, lettuce repellent, potluck jungle juice, isopod broil, cooked penguin, black blubber, seal clubbers, flushing jelly beans, my car body, Will it Fertilize?, and boob bones. A grave tale for sure

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We are loving it as these big boys get into Joe Rogan transcript pacing, Polish Housewife dot com, lettuce timbits, animal mukbang, seeing clam, Princess Daisy elephant, Mario Maker dev paths, Sonic Symphony, Japan super jail, Jimmy Chief, Black Ops 5, Caveman Call of Duty, streamer bait, Lego World Wars, loving 3D Sonic, ai censorship, Tom Hanks evil, Star Wars rubric's cubes, Watto defenders, best McDonald's toys, Star Wars Transformers from God, Transformers faux pas, McDonald's Israel, Trump's antibodies, the One Piece burger, and the Eren Yeager interview. I think this is like our 12th McDonald's themed one.

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This is a dirty, nasty one. We confess our sins and discuss the toughest guy in the laundromat, The Ballad of Noah Scruggs, year long Spirit Halloween, X-men '97, Funko Pop store confession, Hagrid’s second chance, fall fair people, r/peterborough, Sort by Poo Ontario subreddits, rat narcs, chimp play structures, the next Michelangelo, Dalle 3, Wall-E spaceship gooners , ai scam, the goon squad, the troops suck shirt, wars for Christ, Doctor Dodgeball, gymnasium crucifix, Catholic supply store, Bishoujo Mother Mary statues, and New York Pompeii. Bless me father, for we are the scum of the earth.

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The PU pit crew race to finish this episode as we drift through topics like Gob fans, Harry Styles gaslighting, mouth sound albums, helping scam callers, PUWs, standing ovations for nazis, GameStop midnight releases, mom's iPad exclusive skins, Family Guy Go, yearbook class, F-Zero 99, Beerio Kart, Yogscast celebrities, the mayor's Minecraft channel, garbage old YouTube, Robot Chicken clips, prolific actor Seth Green, towering wife, open-world chess, ai Seinfeld, FNAF fan cast, Citizen Kane happy meal toys, bug people movies, and the revenge of Maltazar. See you at the finish line haha yeah baby see ya there.

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We're regular Hunter S. Thomson or the guy from Frost/Nixon because we are full of everything new and happening in politics. From Leageu of Legends sportsmanship, provoking India, Lauren Boebert spycam, Trudeau's last name, a piece of 9/11, crisis buildings, Minions are not good role models, Osama for president, who did Dick Cheney kill, Dick Q, Noah explains Vice, the 42 People March, 37 heart transplants, Kevin Costner's divorce, huge L for George Sr., presidential incels, kermit your enthusiasm, deadnaming X, Mexican alien conference, ancient beautiful white people, Scandinavian alien trade, gaslighting Columbus, Viking Berserkers vs Guelph, WW2 spears, Canadian nukes, Mark Wahlberg vs jacked 9/11 hijackers, and Planet of the Apes 2001 ending explained. Hire us CTV.

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A very human episode where we get vulnerable about cars, space, autumn, and fruit. As well as the state of gaming, chaotic neutral cars, Ribfest trophies, Peter Pan, Newgrounds art directors, leaked military documents, fake ufos, true abduction stories, pranks of opportunity, nicky nine door attacks, egging houses, evil teens, pumpkin loss, chipmunk burials, fall grandpa podcast, orange peel mastery, monkey style, slutty little tangerines, highest fruit achievement, berries is small, english breakfast Ws, thanksgiving bowls, and eating without YouTube. Returning to our roots on this one.

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Hey there hosers, we're back with more greasy shit to shovel and this time we're looking at Basie's bidet, Mark Wahlberg's hate crimes, why him and not Woody Allen, 36 as an age ceiling, Mr. Young, women of Jacob Two-Two, What's With Andy, trash canadian cartoons, bad anime titles, Chris' nuzlocke rules, girlfriend kings, a League of Legends takeover, kid bitcoin miners, Dog Ningen, Sentinel Island isekai, Mimi's strawberry eggs, thot crimes, Chalamet Club, Shuma Gorath, The Goofy Newfie, dog breed blindness, Mike Myers, people just doing bits, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Jimmy Buffett, gamer rage history, beautiful video game women, asian Raiden, Injustice character design, Hideaki Anno, fighting slap game, BirdiePie, Sort by Poo gaming edition, and the new YouTube visuals. Fit this in your algorithm.

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Hallelujah boys, it's time for another classic Post Unavailable and this time we managed to get Chris in here for a few words on the most famous Craig, Christ the hostile architecture, John A Macdonald pepsi, CN Tower ranking, wasp home invasion, tarantula riding a hawk wasp, roomba for bugs, meat honey, taxidermied into a bong, crow infestation, evil dolphin facts, band for band with an armadillo, homophobic animals, Todd Howard's GQ piece, patron saint of gaming, greek dolphins, Alex Proyas, prop gun investigators, American Psycho inspiration, Top 15 Tom Cruise sightings, Toby's Game, best poker faces, poker player pressure points, Hitler's mom face, and fat boy and little guy. Grow up.

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Hahaha. That is the cringe sound you'll make while listening to the PU boys talk about Alpha Brain pills, 1 in a krillion, Good Cushion Alcohol, wash cloth bar, eggnog drinking competition, jelquing time lapse, counter ick, King of the Hill Guelph episode, cutting out names, ringing a bell in a town, Primal ending, watching the Witcher, killing DJ Khaled for the revolution, schlocky Game of Thrones, Magic Treehouse arcs, Throg cameo, learning about Lizzo, Weezer halftime show, Ninja Turtles Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour, Orpah Gangnam Style, Minch off, the smell of emo night, the Island Boys, CBC TikTok guidelines, Mario's breast milk, Charles Martinet Split, Japanese NEET life, homeless Miyamoto, dual screen parties, adding celebrities to the friend group, dating Kevin Smith's daughter, Percy Jackson and the Piss Thief, and the Podyssey. God I hope people listen to this one.

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It's as classic as it comes, with another Feud 34, the world's most upsetting game show. This time we set our big green watches to Ben 10 rule 34, as well as talk about Snapchat journalism, Tom Cruise improv, Woke Gandhi, Dear Friend Hitler, European Psycho, Winston Churchill merch, President Truman rule 34, Fandom gambling ads, asshole-based aliens, The Forever King, Zombozo, unseen aliens, Kevin Ethan Leven, Upchucks whole family, new Wiggler, the Golden Mantis, Cumtown is one guy, Overwatch 2 Steam reviews, and Walter. Slam this shit down!

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We REALLY go through it in this one while talking about zoomer theatres, a red skeleton, babies on TikTok, NRA punch card, Kenton bowler club, open door podcast policy, street preacher family, police vs weird guys, dog park fighting pits, tarantula boxing, animal fight license, baby fight rabbit hole, real mongoose, animals in the Pokemon world, a lot of worm talk, Wiglett, Fat Pikachu, Pete the Cat, Liam Neeson concubine, Hunnish, Night at the Museum trivia, Eddie Murphy universe, and Flubber land. Keep it movin' buddy.

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I don't even remember what this one is about. Like I really don't think there's an overarching theme here. We do talk about marijuana warning labels, girls with lazy eyes, Mythbusters sneezing, John Wick's hair stylist, Post Unavailable takes on Texas, GTA Bikini Bottom, YouTube Interactive, Hillside explained, gentrified tent city, teacher teacher narcs, attencione pickpocket nazi, sensory hot dogs, Pee Wee Herman's arrests, porno theatre sting operation, celebrity indecent exposure, Ron Jeremy, Johnny Sins QnA panel, porn convention sewer people, epic Family Guy TikTok edits, Peter Griffin listicles, ScreenRat, more ChatGPT descriptions, Angus Cloud death and hairline, Euphoria high school, Florida crimes, old man Joe Rogan, LA content house experiment, and top posts of all time r/throatpies. I love these guys.

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Do you hear that? That's the distant hungry growl of a new Post Unavailable about the animal kingdom! This time we talk about Times magazine's 100 most influential animals as well as Chinese Craig, the Barbenheimer experience, killing Marcin in Texas, Dreamworks kart racer, game slop, Pinky the dolphin, zoomer movies, Lockheed Martin mammoth clone, the Krack brothers, full blown Pangea, all dentists are psychopaths, liking video games too much, bull slave prisoners, trained whale soldiers, the acting bears, the pizza and the rat, Naruto selfie lawsuit, brainwashed pedophile orca, clone some bitches, Tardar Sauce, X, Argentina Europe, deep fried racist corgis, David O. Russel's niece, Christopher Nolan's brother, where did John McAfee die, Teen Titans prison, and canadian media slaves. The wild calls!

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This one is all about auto-fellatio and Christ. Alongside our other usual topics like blocking your family, patreon bonus content, Jimmy the micro penis, open heimer style, oompa loompa appropriation, Deep Roy's wife, dad generated balls, Marilyn Manson rumours, everyone loves Cornergas, auto fellatio deaths, The Flash NFTs, TikTok Justice League, mooshroom gut biome, Minecraft animators, the Mac cut, Josh Hutchinson zeitgeist, splorngo blorngo horror games, Karl Urban Minecraft skin, apologies to M3GAN, werewolf 911 call, Fable adultery, Crash Bandicoot in the real world, the oracle's nipple, church strippers, destructo disk of thorns, Dragon Ball christian heaven, Goku's dad, Saiyan lore, and Johnny Test truth and reconciliation. This one gets us in trouble.

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The PU crew is getting friskier than usual because the world needs more warm, thick love. These lovers get into poor food, sour cream KD, long math, baby coding, carrier pigeon king, Alec Baldwin slander, SNL criminals, Paul Dano beef, beautiful wives segment, all love is predatory, the video essay boom, Wendigoon sponsors, high school right wing pipeline, Threads, TikTok censorship, Ice Poseidon's arrest, Burger Andy, Fuggedaboutit lore, Thailand laws, cunty service dog, Person of the Year smash or pass, The Inheritor, the dot com boom, Jeff Bezos' girlfriend, person of the year runners up, and subway surfer irl. The world has progressed past the need for haters.

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It's Post Unavailable time, where we ramble about everything horrid and esoteric under the sun like Chris’ excuses, Laptop clitoris, 3DS peripherals, condom hacks, a posh wank, John Pork, the mustard belt, measured by orgasm, face sitting diving bell, Smosh is back, will it pussy?, Smosh.com articles, unsupervised Twitch, Genshin Impact whales, Justin TV, Italian Flash, Non-Binaria, Robert Downey Jr lifts, Tom Cruise assistants, Black Scientologists, going to Ohio vs joining a cult, Freedom Medal of Valour, freak Simpson voice actors, Shelly Miscavige, natty woman, Dj Khaled Poseidon, packed lip funeral, and dip ocean. It's like listening to a podcast.

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It's time again for post-tragedy debrief as we discuss all the fake hardships the world has faced this past week, and who is better suited than the PU crew? We get into the new Canadian Seven, government mandated Drake tours, getting hype on Frank, weed smoking prison soldiers, exploding vape pens, Phish Lot balloons, that dang ol' submarine, Gabe Newell torpedo, ice worms, forced underwater welders, instant gratification tragedies, Musk v Zuckerberg, improving ghost tours, Door Dash sit-down restaurants, Kraven the Hunter, rhino ivermectin, movie games, FF7 house remake, and Papa John's news. Let us wipe those tears away.

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It's a new era of Post Unavailable with new features including now-recurring guest, Chris, and a soundboard, that it turns out, is not audible in the recording! Nevertheless we talk about the League of Legends recovery centre, Medieval Times authentic black plague, boring ah DC movie, Tom Cruise time perception, the orca revolution, Russian hired Somali pirates, podcaster mercenaries, Free Willy milk, good Christian propaganda, Zoroastrian Veggie Tales, Larry Boy, Blizzard protest convoy, VHS collections, early 2000s demons, a real sloth of a man, the fish of water, lead paint murders, Mystique make up, unusual suspects, best haven for pedophiles, Dj Khalid garbage island, Roman Polanski jokes, comedian health inspector, our hot 5, Anti-Wendy’s, Grimace Game Boy rom, Canada fast food specials, the Vegeta of McDonalds, and monkey meat milkshakes. Some things never change.

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Another evil episode to gum up your brain, this time the PU boys get nerdy and flirty with discussion on Trump Wick faith, Blondie suicide, Netflix CEO executions, Mark Wahlberg Gollum, Obama bomb kid, dynamite armed teachers, Canada forest fires, meatball mode, Times Square billboard guy, secret English people, italian superman, polish apples, Gollum apologists, gameplay that should be removed, Far Cry skill trees, Giancarlo Esposito fan cast, Brian Cranston retirement, Overwatch society, Geoff Keighley best friend award, racist G4, Tommy Tellerico, The Guy Game remake, Kojima Twitter, pig fat dinosaurs, mammal hype, more jar man questions, monkey torture for crypto, discord boys club, bitcoin time heist, beanie baby angel, most expensive Pokémon card, Logan Paul post credits scene, and Einsteinheimer. Um guys, you're gonna want to see this.

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Welcome back to the world's most upsetting gameshow! Feud 34 returns and this time we are looking at the 4th generation of pokemon, all your favourite sexed up lizards and plants from Diamond and Pearl! We also talk the pride fall hoax, Post Unavailable Brazil, nutritious seal blubber, French English dictionaries, Marianne, Egirls of hope, Joe Byron, Infernape foot lettuce, the veil of fighting, ice cream child dog, stealth rock in real life, Hillary Rotom Clinton, flaccid shaped, Jubitar, Danto, Noah’s perfect Japanese, and post nut unavailable. Our skeeze will never be captured.

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What is this, freakin' Christmas time or something, haha? Nah but for real, here's another compilation of classic bangers and goofs from our past, to make up for taking a little break this past week. All of your favourites or new favourites are here such as Zack Snyder's interview, anime voice acting, greasy gross woman, Melee players, cringe contest, r/amitheasshole, Spore virus, losing your Disney job, joke stealing, Holmes and Watson, Gaylord Focker, reddit comments, Superhero 2008 movie reviews, TikTokTit, Superman vs the British, white vision, Puppy Girl, gooey decimal system, the popemobile, Alf driving school, secularizing every religion, Barabus, legalized mysticism, explaining the blockchain to a pilgrim, omnitrix vs duel disk, weed lootboxes, child birthday bong rip, Scooby doo letterman jacket, truck nuts necklace, Pokemon black face, and Kerog. Let us blast you with our past.

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Before we cap off this past month with our 160th episode, here is a look back at what I would say is the beginning of some of our best content. Ya know, where we really found our stride, our rhythm, ya know? Included are classics such as the Santa disease, Inception furry mod, European Union Jedi Masters, Kraig, anime girlfriends, Disney rat problem, CNDeez nuts, ethical animal eating, the Home Depot obelisks, bad superhero movies, Burger King speedrunning, GDQ moments, Harvey's drive-thru, Gordon Ramsay, Chuck Norris merch, jelquing tutorials, BadLandsChugs regeneron, ChillsTop15 marathon, Charles Darwin animal murder, mellified man honey trap, weapons against siblings, German rail guns, comedians in cars guest suggestions, fake rat kings, Tails Gets Trolled line reads, Tom Brady's son, Big Foot massacre, dropping skittles in the movie theatre, and Marcin goes to jail. We'll see you guys next week so don't hurt yourself from laughing too much :)

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In a special presentation from the PU crew, we present to you a screenplay reading of the 2022 Matt Reeves emo spectacular The Batman, with the twist being, none of our cohosts have the script present and are going off of pure memory and comedic, improv kung-fu. None of which are very good. Join us for this special radio play that took way too long for what it is, and isn't even the whole movie! Let us know if we should keep this Batman train going, but until then, enjoy a very different goodie from your boys in PU.

If you're a fan of clicks and clacks of the ol' video game remote then this is the episode for you because it's time for another classic video games episode from your favourite boys. We also discuss Best of Marcin vs Best of Noah, the secret Chris Carbone plan, The Wii Man, our Marge era, worst impressions episode, Jon H. Benjamin cadence, Alberta on fire, Diaspora Ontario, Five Nights at Freddy's teaser frame by frame, video game prices, Carbone DVD operation, the 1000th Pokemon, horniest Zelda game, french Zelda sex comics, Midna Amiibo meat, old ladies bending over, Twilight Princess era, Roman Polanski comeback story, rat movies, Biggie Cheese, James Cameron's Barnyard, Chris Hardwick's voice career, Breaking Bad watch party, Low Winter Sun, spite shows, Hardwick and Morty, fixing the writer's strike, twitter tweets, ai art takeover, Severance globalism, Madame Web, 50 Shades of Aunt May, and Outer Wilds fans. Yea baby log in!

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Yeah, I'm thinking we're back. After getting trapped making our The Batman From Memory project and some life going on, we're finally back with a two hour special with all the classic PU fixings. We get into bird talk, male black widowers, jerk-off siestas, day sleepers, hot wax toasters, night naps, Stabbington Ontario, stealing street signs, two beers, Okja meat, our Rocket Raccoon, Marvel voyeur, nude beach Hulk, ball glow, street preacher families, Kingston character roster, lamprey pie, binturong cheesecake, saying woke mind virus, Jeremy Hansen's pole, Kubrick's cool moon movie, pre-Transformers Bumblebee Camaros, Mark Wahlberg's schedule, cryochamber recovery, Hilaria Baldwin, antichrist sympathizers, MrBeast blowbang, medicinal Prime, Survivor quizzes, vaccine challenge, Kitchener wet market, shitting in a submarine, the dead Mayor of Poland, Survivor meta, hemmoroid farmers, r/goonettes, stirring the pot, JO crystals, and goonwolves. If you can sit through all that then they're nothing that can stop you :)

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It's Post Unavailable! Just a swell, no gimmick, good ol' ep of your least favourite podcast. On top of apologizing for not delivering our The Batman from memory project this week, we also discuss the Suicide Squad novelization, Scientology movies, Hubbard heads, UFO designs, GTA writers, Chevy Chase price points, the Fan Expo line up, body pillow bloodstains, anime human trafficking, milking The Office, The Community movie, not beating the allegations, Ike Perlmutter, Rennervations reviews, the Pedro Pascal train, trans ally MrBeast, Joe Rogen's developing brain, MrBeast baby learning, Chills again, Ploppy Playtime, James Cameron's Five Nights at Freddy's, smart horror, Joaquin Fielder, stalking Emma Stone, and our ghost chicken burger chain. Now the money rolls in.

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It's time for a blessing from your favourite boys, this time we get a little religious, a little political, and everywhere in between as we go through every topical venture we can like Silvagunner Gilvasunner, leftist infighting, homeschool valedictorians, Mario movie review and QnA, raw unadulterated Seth Rogen laughs, most racist movie you've ever seen, weird monkey creature, Mario critics vs Sonic critics, the Bowser jar, the Mandoverse, the Dalai Lama tongue, godless Avatar, outlawed reincarnation, hot female Dalai Lama, true christian satanists, youth pastor podcasts, Dead Sea Scroll dick rubbing, Roman JNCO jeans, fat Canadian military, getting into America, Gentleman's World War 1, celebrity corpses, watching Verne Troyer's sex tape while tripping, JFK conspiracies, Donald Trump Mini-Me, presidential hologram sex, Hasbulla vs Mike Tyson, and fake baby fight clout. Suck on that.

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It's one very, very small step for podcasts in this mostly space-themed episode of Post Unavailable, where the boys discuss Canada's first man on the moon as well as other bullshit like white lies for adults, the ai era, Milli Vanilli, HotS vocaloid team, Super Mario VIP matinee, D&D rules lawyering, Netflix inflation, The Real Harry Potter, television penetration, Avatar Caligula, Jeremy Hansen, woke NASA, canadian Ron Jeremy, first lady presidents, JFK car ride, and Nixon dick riding. Far out.

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We left some eggs inside your brain and we're just coming to pick them up, sorry. While you've got bug-brain listen to us buzz about remembering dead comedians, TikTok WiFi, free spy market, The Great Wall lie, Lord of the Rings LiveLeak, pitbull reputation, deep frying your dog's balls, Church's Chicken slogan, Chris Chan prison release, Noah Needs Moms, Kanye West Superbad, pawg and muscle mommy erasure, bug protein propaganda, standard issue pedophiles, really small cows, McWasp burger, calamari shrimp, Osmos rat meat, fake pollution studies, make me a purple stew, Will It Toes?, the death of MCNs, Judge Judy vore, giving public schools a god, and a teaser at our next project! Gotta buzz!

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