Normal Paranormal
By Normal Paranormal
Normal ParanormalMay 17, 2020
The One Where You Meet Pam-Pam...
Hello NPFs!
First we wanna say we're sorry for the 3 month hiatus.
But as you'll hear in this episode, it's not entirely our fault. You can blame current events for the lapse in our episodes but we're finally starting to get back on track. And so, we bring you another installment in the craziness that is the lives of the Normal Brothers.
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The With Lorna Dune Pudding?
Hello there NPFs!
Well, we are at least consistent in our inconsistent show drops. Of course, following the Incident a few weeks ago, it's a wonder any of us lived to tell about it. Yes, Norman, I am referring to the SPIDERS!
Well, folks, in this episode Norman and I debate the possibility of Timothy being immortal, we tease where we're going next, and we ask you for help in finding more haunted places so we can start earning money to pay for all this crap.
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The One Where Timothy Shares Stuff
Carpe Nocturnum NPFs!
This is Abner writing to you from the slightly uncomfortable hospital bed. Norman asked me to write up this week's show description and I happily obliged. Takes my mind off of what happened to my you know whats!
I'm told that in this episode there are some exciting revelations from Timothy. We get a call from a mystery guest (hope it's not Kergen!) and Norman and Timothy do a bang up job of keeping the show running in my absence.
I am going to now listen to the show and will hopefully be back in studio next week!
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The One with the Spiders
Carpe Nocturnum True Believers!
Hey this is Norman, ahh...I'm not as good at this as Abner is...Umm...So, yeah, some stuff went down and well, I'm not sure how things are gonna go after this show.
Might be our last one.
I don't know.
Anyways, uh...take a listen and support us please. We need it now more than ever.
I hope that's enough.
The One where we Start Back at Square One
Carpe Nocturnum NPFs!
That's right we are back and better than ever in Season 2 of Normal Paranormal.
You are our dedicated troupe of NPFs: Normal Paranormal Fanatics and we are here to serve your cravings for all things supernatural.
In this episode we finally find out where Timothy's been this whole time. We learn a little bit more about our nemesis Dr. Kergen. And you guys get to meet our amazing sister Abbi Normal!
As always we hope you'll visit our sponsors Happy Hearts Designs who handles all our show swag. You can show your support for our show by visiting our Patreon Page where you can get exclusive behind the scenes audio from select episodes.
Remember NPFs: Seize the Night!
The One Where We End Season 1
Hello there True Believers!
This is what our dear uncle Harry would've called on humdinger of an episode! In these edge of your seat, hard to believe, 28 minutes worth of pure supernatural bliss you are gonna get to hear all about our excursion to The Pirate's House in Savannah, Georgia. We explore its lesser known parts and with our trusty hand-held recorder we capture not one, not two, but three separate entities!
It's an awesome way to end our first season.
You gotta listen to the whole show, true believers, because when we get to the last 4 1/2 minutes things get pretty dicey.
We are really looking forward to launching into Season 2 with more special guests, more investigations, and hopefully more questions and calls from you our listeners.
As always, click over to our Patreon Page and show your support by becoming a True true believer. You can also get your very own Normal Paranormal coffee mug from our good friends over at Happy Hearts Designs.
Until Season 2, remember what we always say:
CARPE NOCTURNUM!
The one where Jeff screws up our trip to Savannah, GA
Ahhh....this is Jeff...the intern.
The guys, you know, Abner and Norman, they sorta told me that I was in charge while they were gone well they didn't say those exact words but I'm pretty good at reading between the lines and what I interpreted was that they wanted me to basically be Liam Neeson while they were gone and make sure that no one messed with their stuff.
After I did all their laundry and emptied the cat litter box...at least that what I think it was, I've never seen a cat litter box like that cuz it was sorta glowing and box shaped and plugged into the wall with some kind of force field apparatus hidden behind a whole bunch of security protocols and...well...just...let's just pretend I didn't say any of that.
How do you delete on this?
Ahh...well, I have to go and repair the kitchen sink because apparently you can't pour certain things down a kitchen sink.
Don't, ahh...don't tell the guys that I did this episode. I'll remind you in the opening of the show.
bye.
Love,
Jeff
The one with Jeff the Intern
Episode 11 - The Surprise Episode!
Hey folks, well, we're trying to make it up to you for missing so many weeks--of course if you listened to Episode 10 you'll know why. Anyways, we decided to introduce you to our new intern Jeff.
I'm going to regret this decision.
No you won't Abner, Norman says to me while I'm typing this.
Already have Norman!
He makes good coffee...
Sigh...
We also get a rather revealing (and slightly awkward) phone call from Timothy's mom.
See you next week in Savannah, Georgia for our southern ghost hunt extravaganza!
The one with Our Movie Gig and Dr. Kergen gives us a call
Episode 10
We've been away for a little over a month but with good reason!
In this episode we discuss quite a few things including where we've been for a month. Here's a hint: Arizona and on set!
We also get a call from our would-be nemesis Dr. Kergen--did he say what we think he said at the end of that phone call?
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The One with What Happens in Vegas, Episode 10
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Seize the Night!
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The One With Timothy's Driver Flo & the Failure of Kyle Manfringinson
The One Where the Bell Witch & Mothman Debate Continues
Greetings True Believers!
This is the episode wherein you learn two valuable things: Firstly, that our listeners all agree @RichardGere66 is very sexy. And secondly, that Norman may or may not be single.
The debate about the Bell Witch vs. Mothman continues and we hear from Timothy's mom.
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The one with Mothman Vs. The Bell Witch
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The Saga of Timothy, Part II
The Saga of Timothy Part I
Poltergeists, photos, and fun
Meeting Mr. Fitzherbert
