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Not Even Almost

Not Even Almost

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A manic funny-girl with anger issues and a lovable psycho who makes questionable choices just trying to figure out life. From learning about a Roth 401K to getting your first DUI. Take this journey with us while we try to navigate through the fuck boy and girl filled, financially unstable, it's either Uber or rent part of life. We hope you like it!
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QUITTING.......BUT LETS MAKE IT QUIET PT2

Not Even Almost Feb 28, 2023

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QUITTING.......BUT LETS MAKE IT QUIET PT2

QUITTING.......BUT LETS MAKE IT QUIET PT2

This week’s episode is a part 2 of last weeks topic on quiet quitting. My special guest Shaiya and I discussed quiet quitting in relationships and how it effects you growing up. Whether it's a relationship with a significant other/spouse or relationship between an adult and child, these bond tend to have an effect on how you are in life(positively or negatively). Sit back, kick your feet up, and enjoy!

Feb 28, 202328:13
QUITTING....... BUT LETS MAKE IT QUIET

QUITTING....... BUT LETS MAKE IT QUIET

Glad to announce that I finally have. guest on the show! A  very special guest; My best friend 17 years Shaiya Williams!! On this episode we discuss our thoughts on quiet quitting jobs, our family dynamics, and where our work mentality stems from. So sit back and enjoy the good vibration!!

Feb 21, 202338:47
RHIANNA, THE BABY, AND THE CHIEFS

RHIANNA, THE BABY, AND THE CHIEFS

On this episode I talk about all things Rihanna, The Superbowl, and hacks for the hallmark holidays! 

Feb 15, 202323:20
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE DIET

BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE DIET

Season 2 only had one episode then a very long hiatus but for real this time we're back! This episode I discuss what a diet means to me as well as updates on my life! Just the start of what i have in store this year. relax and enjoy the ride 

Feb 08, 202333:28
ICKY VICKY

ICKY VICKY

HELLLOOOOO THERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!! We are here, ready and coming in hot!!!! The Not Even Almost girls had to take a few months off due to mental health issues and life getting chaotic. For our comeback episodes we talk about things that just doesn’t sit right with us, more famously known as “The Ick”. Relax and turn your radios up and enjoy our passionate rants of our icky vickys!

Jun 03, 202233:37
 WE’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!

WE’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!

If you asked anyone in their mid to late twenties; “how did going out to the bars change for them?” they would all agree it’s a rough one to say the least. You go from being able to rage any day of the week to needing a two weeks notice just to do a happy hour. On this week’s episode we discuss how we dealt with the transition in our behaviors at social events!

Mar 18, 202229:48
CALLING OUT AINT JUST FOR WORK ANYMORE!

CALLING OUT AINT JUST FOR WORK ANYMORE!

Apart of growing is knowing your boundaries but also learning to navigate them so you can properly express to others what they are. As you get to your young adult stage of life your tolerance for certain behaviors becomes less forgiving. So what do when the people closest to you are the ones pushing them? In this episode we discuss how we handled situations that forced us to call out people we loved/ had to deal with everyday.

Mar 04, 202232:30
A BALANCING ACT

A BALANCING ACT

Have you ever brought your stressors from one aspect of you life into another? Whether it's a bad day at work or a fight with your spouse; that negative energy tends to carry over and effect the dynamic in a different aspect of your life that wasn’t the initial cause. On this episode we dive into how we handle negative dynamics and keep a healthy balance in different relationships in our lives! So grab a small snack, kick your feet up and enjoy this mini banger!!!

Feb 26, 202226:48
BLAST FROM THE PAST

BLAST FROM THE PAST

IN THIS EPISODE WE GO BACK IN TIME AND SHARE OUR COLLEGE STORIES!

Feb 19, 202201:10:28
The “BULLY” MENTALITY

The “BULLY” MENTALITY

When you’re in grade school getting bullied by other kids is probably one of your biggest fears . You’re stuck in between should you go tell an adult or should you fight back. As you get older there’s a switch, you no longer fear getting bullied by others and starting bullying yourself. On this episode we open up about how we mentally bully ourselves and the steps we take to fix it!

Feb 11, 202238:32
THAT SHOULD BE ME

THAT SHOULD BE ME

Have you ever seen someone else’s successes and thought why couldn’t that be you? Whether you seen someone on social media buy a new Benz or get married, you kinda get this envy of a particular lifestyle that you didn’t put the work in to get. On this week’s episode we open up about our early childhood experiences and how they mold us into early adulthood. Grab a snack and kick your feet up as you join us in this coming of age journey!

Feb 04, 202258:02
TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF

TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF

When you’re younger every adult tells you the sky’s the limit. You’re encouraged to be anything you want to be but, as you get older there’s a shift. Dreaming big is no longer the goal and doing what makes sense becomes the realistic thing to do. On this episode, we discuss if giving up your dreams for “reality” is really the reality you want to be living in. 

Jan 21, 202244:28
STILL DATING……

STILL DATING……

Dating in adulthood is just rough, and to experience it is a different beast. On this episode we update you guys on how adulting and actively dating has been going….. lets just say you can’t make this shit up!

Jan 16, 202201:01:14
THANK YOU, CUM AGAIN

THANK YOU, CUM AGAIN

CALLING ON THE LADIES! Have you faked one too many orgasms? Do you hate all the empty trips to your sneaky links house? Well you’re in luck! In this episode we divulge our experiences with orgasms and the lack there of. Grab your lube, vibrator, headphones to enjoy this one!

Jan 08, 202242:11
NEW YEAR NEW YOU?

NEW YEAR NEW YOU?

Ain’t no year like New Years! Ladies and Gents its that time of year again and we know what you’re thinking, new year new me. A time a year where as soon as the clock strikes 12, "you have a chance to a fresh start". On this weeks, episode we share our past stories, present plans, and future goals the New Year. So gather round and Pop some bubbly and enjoy the ride!

Dec 31, 202137:40
TO NEW BEGINNINGS

TO NEW BEGINNINGS

Hey ya little fruity pebbles! The Not Even Almost girls are back and better than ever. After a two week break of a hectic schedule, an exciting giveaway, and living life. We'd like to present you episode 14! This episode, we catch you up on current events in our lives and get into this week's talk on self realization as you get older. Park your reindeer and enjoy this week's episode!

Dec 24, 202140:52
BRINGING SEXY BACK

BRINGING SEXY BACK

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!! When you start getting older and really start to figure out the dos and donts of your body society popularizes something called The Hoe Phase". We all hear adults and friends say everyone goes through it at some point of your early adult stages. Simply get it  out of your system and then settle down. In this episode we talk about our experiences with our sexual life and share our opinions on the hoe phase! 

Dec 03, 202145:43
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days! On this weeks episode we discuss how mistakes you made in life shape how you are as a person and your perspective on things. We also dive into what does "changing" actually mean and can a person really change. Put on some headphones sit back and enjoy the ride!

Nov 26, 202137:18
BE SELFISH BITCH!

BE SELFISH BITCH!

PUT YOU FIRST! In life we tend to put ourselves on the back burner because helping others is seen to be the right thing to do. The years go by, you get older and suddenly you lose yourself. You have all this pent up baggage waiting to be address but you just "don't have the time" to deal with it  all. Kick your feet up and grab a coffee as we dive into why being selfish is beneficial to our growth in all aspects of our lives! 

Nov 19, 202150:36
KEEPING UP WITH THE CONFIDENCE

KEEPING UP WITH THE CONFIDENCE

As our comeback episode for this week we bring to you updates!! Not only on how life is going in this stage of life but how we apply the confidence we preach in past episodes to our current situations. Anywhere from the work place or, our favorite, being drunk at a social event. Grab some hot cocoa tap into our life updates from a very hectic but eventful week

Nov 05, 202133:23
WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?

WHATS YOUR FLAVOR?

Girls, boys, men, women, she/her, he/him, they/them and everything under the sun. In 2021 people have become way less judgey as a whole and the new generation is really starting to embrace letting people express rather than suppress who they actually are. There's a new wave of acknowledgement and acceptance that's just refreshing to say the least. In this episode we discuss sexuality and its vast spectrum and our experiences with it. Grab beer and open your mind while we take this journey of sexual expression! 

Oct 20, 202139:42
FROM TRAUMA TO TRIGGERS

FROM TRAUMA TO TRIGGERS

As Jhenè Aiko once said "Go figure, you were the trigger!"  and we've all been there, in yet again another uncomfortable situation where your fight or flight kicks in. Someone says something that takes you back to a place where you feel less than because of your past. In this episode we talk about our current triggers caused by our past traumas and how we handle them. Get your Xanax and a Kleenex cause we’re about to go through it! 

Oct 08, 202154:46
WHAT'S IT WORTH?

WHAT'S IT WORTH?

Knowing when you've out grown a situation, recognizing when you're not getting what you need...no deserve, and sticking to the boundaries you set for yourself in life. Understanding your own worth when it comes to any relationship, escpecially the one with yourself, is the toughest fucking journey we go through in life. 


There can be so many feelings of entitlement or our favorite *drum roll* impostor syndrome when you're pushing to get what you deserve and be around the right people who recognize it. Join us as we chat about the destruction and rebirth that comes along the way in finding out just what you're worth!

Oct 02, 202138:52
BLASE

BLASE

Feeling whole lacking at the same time... confusing right? This week we talk about the grey are during growth. The feelings of putting in all of this hard work and not readily seeing the fruits of your labor. Professionally, personally, with friends, with your deli guy, whoever!


There's a feeling of unknown when trying to improve that's innate but invisible to the naked eye. The last 5 minutes of the episode has something you need to hear!!!

Sep 23, 202143:18
SOME BULLS%*@

SOME BULLS%*@

This last week was some bullsh%*@ in the best and worse ways. From a long weekend with a possible motor accident to a date that might've went too long. Take a seat, grab some tacos, and bask in the bullsh%*@ of our lives. Hope you like it, TeeHee! 

Sep 18, 202143:24
FRENEMIES

FRENEMIES

Did graduating put a strain on your friendships or are you just too busy? Like relationships, friendships require time and energy from both parties to keep your bond strong. On this episode we really get into how distance has impacted our friendships both positively and negatively. 

Sep 08, 202144:29
CRYING IN THE CLUB

CRYING IN THE CLUB

What are we? The never ending struggle between is this love or should I be running for the hills. F boys, F girls, and everyone in between are never a good choice but always seem to really get ya. Grab some wine and a kleenex as we divulge our experiences with the past and present of our Mr(s) Wrongs 

Sep 01, 202149:36
GHOST OR GHOSTED?

GHOST OR GHOSTED?

Has dating been a straight Mike Tyson punch to the face? Yeah, me too! 


Take a listen and hear about our wins...and mainly losses throughout "trying" to date, focus on our careers, and stay sane through it all. It's been a crazy ride with more insanity to come. 

Aug 26, 202146:10
IMPOSTER SYNDROME

IMPOSTER SYNDROME

Imposter syndrome is something we all deal with...well most of us, at one point or another. From feeling like you're unworthy of the cards you've been dealt to endless self sabotage. Come along with us on this crazy journey as we fail and succeed through relationships, career moves, and the insanely unknown in-between. Grab a drink and get ready! 

Aug 05, 202151:21
ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU READY?

Take a listen and see what you're in for! 

Jul 28, 202101:11