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NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast

By NotJoeFlacco

Reformed NFL Meme page that wants to dive deeper into the game and give you the full story and not just the memes. You might disagree with me but I'm bringing facts and stats to every podcast to back up my takes.
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NFL Draft grades, the NFL rumor mill, and Kirk Cousins' future

NotJoeFlacco: The PodcastMay 04, 2021

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NFL Draft grades, the NFL rumor mill, and Kirk Cousins' future

NFL Draft grades, the NFL rumor mill, and Kirk Cousins' future

Plus... an announcement... and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner

May 04, 202101:05:29
ARod is Pissed, McCorkle Drops, and the rest of Round 1 of the NFL Draft
Apr 30, 202101:10:43
Kyle Shanahan thinks we're all gonna die

Kyle Shanahan thinks we're all gonna die

NotJoeFlacco, The Podcast: Therapy Hour

Apr 27, 202155:02
Misery Dicked: The Mock Draft Episode

Misery Dicked: The Mock Draft Episode

Apologies to the Seahawks and Rams for forgetting to include you in the mock draft this year. We'll try and be better.

Apr 22, 202101:23:34
THE PODCAST TURNS 100

THE PODCAST TURNS 100

We talk: Clowney to the Browns, Aaron Donald punches a guy then actually doesnt punch a guy and saves him instead, Aldon Smith is in trouble again, does Trevor Lawrence really want it?, Alex Smith retires, and we discuss a certain d-bag talking head that rhymes with Bolin Bowherd
Thanks for listening!
Apr 20, 202101:04:44
The Draft Special - Part Deux
Apr 16, 202151:52
2021 NFL Draft Preview - Part 1
Apr 15, 202150:35
Is Julian Edelman a Hall of Famer? + More

Is Julian Edelman a Hall of Famer? + More

Discussing Julian Edelman's career and why all the backlash to his retirement, 

other WR and the Hall of Fame, 

Why Gronk is the best TE of all time, 

NFL players we'd want to spend the day with,

Where should the NFL expand,

What to do about the name of the franchise in Washington DC,

Remembering DMX, and of course...

Trevor's Hockey Corner

Apr 13, 202101:13:27
2021: The Year of the Darnold

2021: The Year of the Darnold

We talk about how 2021 has started for Sam Darnold plus...

Aaron Rodgers hosts Jeopardy!

We argue over whats a game show

We pick new NFL hosts for your favorite game shows 

and of course...

Trevor's Hockey Corner


Apr 07, 202158:28
"If they traded 3 1sts for Mac Jones..." + reactions to everything else going on in the NFL

"If they traded 3 1sts for Mac Jones..." + reactions to everything else going on in the NFL

49ers trade reaction

Dolphins massive draft haul reaction

Eagles clusterfuck reaction

MORE Deshaun Watson news reaction

17 game schedule reaction

+ Trevor's Hockey Corner

Mar 30, 202101:12:36
Lower, Lower, little to the Left: The Deshaun Watson Story + Free Agency Wrap Up + Trevors Hockey Corner

Lower, Lower, little to the Left: The Deshaun Watson Story + Free Agency Wrap Up + Trevors Hockey Corner

The 95th episode of NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast is presented by nobody because we don't have any sponsors. I take that back, there is the patreon. Thanks to all the Patreon subscribers for their generosity. Reminder that half of all the patreon money goes to Apraxia Kids, a charity to help kids burdened with Apraxia. Patreon.com/notjoeflacco 

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Mar 23, 202101:11:18
Billy Brinks Truck and the Pats Dominate Day 1 of Free Agency

Billy Brinks Truck and the Pats Dominate Day 1 of Free Agency

Also... some guy retired, and the Packers front office continues to baffle... oh, and trevor's hockey corner

Mar 16, 202137:07
Is Tom Brady more like Netflix or HBO Max + Dak Prescott Gets Paid

Is Tom Brady more like Netflix or HBO Max + Dak Prescott Gets Paid

Plus a new segment: Doug's Draft Takes 

and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner

Mar 09, 202101:06:19
JJ Watt thinks he can win a ring in Arizona

JJ Watt thinks he can win a ring in Arizona

Also: Russell Wilson is big mad, and 90s QBs that we want to drink with, plus a moving, truly, and touching Trevor's Hockey Corner

Mar 02, 202150:25
What kind of drug is Carson Wentz? + Viral Bar/Bathroom Fight + Trevor's Hockey Corner

What kind of drug is Carson Wentz? + Viral Bar/Bathroom Fight + Trevor's Hockey Corner

Answering the age old question... What kind of drug is Carson Wentz?

Feb 23, 202155:38
just litTle avoCado tequila - and much more

just litTle avoCado tequila - and much more

Drunk Tom Brady

JJ Watt gets released

Fan Controlled Football, Twitch, and watching people watch movies

Vincent Jackson's passing

Trevor's Hockey Corner

Feb 16, 202154:20
Super Bowl LV - 2021 Hall of Fame Announcement - 2020 NFL Awards

Super Bowl LV - 2021 Hall of Fame Announcement - 2020 NFL Awards

Oh, and Trevor's Hockey Corner

Feb 09, 202101:06:38
Is Stafford THAT much of an upgrade for the Rams? Episode 88

Is Stafford THAT much of an upgrade for the Rams? Episode 88

Stafford (and Goff) trade
49ers QB drama and Kirk Cousins
Texans get a coach
Super Bowl stuff
Kliff Kingsbury
and of course...
Trevor's Hockey Corner 

Feb 02, 202158:38
What's My Favorite Word? Matt Lafleur and the Packers Choke + QB's are on the move

What's My Favorite Word? Matt Lafleur and the Packers Choke + QB's are on the move

The first 9 minutes are me talking about the "NotJoe Quits Work" initiative. If you'd like to support, you can go to patreon.com/notjoeflacco

Jan 26, 202101:01:20
Mo Henne, Mo Problems - Episode 86

Mo Henne, Mo Problems - Episode 86

Browns Heartache, Chad Henne, Super Bowl Matchups, Who we want to see win a ring, Coaching Hires, The Texans, and the debut of a new segment: Trevor's Hockey Corner

Jan 19, 202101:13:36
Browns Upset Steelers, Big Ben just upset + Super Wildcard Weekend

Browns Upset Steelers, Big Ben just upset + Super Wildcard Weekend

Super Sized NFL Wildcard Weekend Action including a visit from Rawley from the Dawgs of War Podcast, Sports PTSD, Doug Pederson gets fired, and NotJoe punches Trevor square in the balls
Jan 12, 202101:10:35
Wildcard Weekend Preview + Answering some questions from IG

Wildcard Weekend Preview + Answering some questions from IG

SURPRISE! Its a new podcast...

Previewing all the wild card action ahead

Jan 08, 202101:08:41
The Douche Chills, Browns Victory, and NFL Coaching Vacancies

The Douche Chills, Browns Victory, and NFL Coaching Vacancies

Trevor talking about the Eagles tank job, did Doug cry over the Browns win?, + NFL Coaching Vacancies... and we roast Trevor a little.
Jan 05, 202155:42
"OMG He Touched It" + Week 16 Wrap up + Week 17 preview

"OMG He Touched It" + Week 16 Wrap up + Week 17 preview

Talking Browns/COVID, Doug's massive fantasy football championship comeback, Diggs vs Davante,  Browns Playoff Chances, Dwayne Haskins and much more 

Dec 29, 202001:02:22
Juju on dat beat-down by the Bengals + the rest of Week 15

Juju on dat beat-down by the Bengals + the rest of Week 15

Are these the least like-able Steelers of the last 30 years?

Who's the leader of this Steelers team?

Who's in and who's out of the playoffs in the AFC?

Falcons blow another to Tom Brady

The Jets beat the Rams 

and more from Week 15

Dec 22, 202054:46
Handsome Frank & the Jets get a W + Kelsey Charles (@heykelseycharles) comes on the pod

Handsome Frank & the Jets get a W + Kelsey Charles (@heykelseycharles) comes on the pod

Congrats to Frank Gore on game number 240 (all time leader for RB) + Touchdown #100. Most importantly, congrats on grinding out another W in your HoF career. 

This weeks guest is Kelsey Charles (@heykelseycharles) who hosts the "Girls Talkin Boys" podcast on SB Nation and "The Star at Night" for the Dallas Cowboys. 

Dec 21, 202001:03:30
Lamar Jackson "runs" down a win + the rest of Week 14

Lamar Jackson "runs" down a win + the rest of Week 14

Its a poop joke AND a running back joke... god I'm good at this

Dec 15, 202057:39
"It was Not a Pleasure" + Week 13 Review and Week 14 Preview

"It was Not a Pleasure" + Week 13 Review and Week 14 Preview

NotJoe's little brother makes his world podcasting debut, the Steelers lose, Baker Mayfield goes 5/8 for 44 yards in the second half, Wentz gets benched, Jets almost win and save the Raiders season, Jags damn near win, and somehow the Anthony Lynn and Matt Nagy are both getting fired before Adam Gase

Dec 08, 202052:42
"That's f*ckin cute guys" + most of the Week 12 action and a peek ahead at Week13

"That's f*ckin cute guys" + most of the Week 12 action and a peek ahead at Week13

BS'ing about: Carson Wentz's struggles, Russ4MVP, Raiders embarassment, Ravens forfeit?, Chargers losing a game they should've won (on paper), the 1st place Giants, the 8-3 Brownies, a rejuvenated 49ers team + Deebo Samuel, Derrick Henry for MVP?, Dolphins are back on track, Broncos QBs, Chiefs/Bucs and Matt Nagy and Mitchell Trubisky. 

Dec 01, 202001:06:22
Taysom with a "Y" and the rest of the Week 11 games + W12 preview

Taysom with a "Y" and the rest of the Week 11 games + W12 preview

+ Doug's anti-Boston rant

Nov 24, 202001:01:20
The Sunday Sitdown with the "Dawgs of War" Podcast

The Sunday Sitdown with the "Dawgs of War" Podcast

In my first interview segment on this wild ride we call NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast I'm pumped to be joined by the KINGS who run the Dawgs of War Podcast, hosts Kevin and Rawley. We talk Baker Mayfield, Myles Garrett, Fandom PTSD, and all sorts of other stuff. 

instagram.com/angrybrownsfans

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dawgs-of-war/id1475718972

Nov 23, 202056:16
Week 11 Picks + TNF Recap

Week 11 Picks + TNF Recap

#russ4mvp

Nov 20, 202047:13
Romanian Weddings, Mayo, + Week 10 in the NFL + Week 11 Preview

Romanian Weddings, Mayo, + Week 10 in the NFL + Week 11 Preview

got a little weird this week

Nov 17, 202045:36
Week 10 Picks + We react to some player vs player polls

Week 10 Picks + We react to some player vs player polls

Can't believe it's already week 10. Thanks for listening!

Nov 13, 202059:11
There's something wet in my cast + Week 9 Recap + Week 10 preview

There's something wet in my cast + Week 9 Recap + Week 10 preview

It'll make sense when you get there (i think) I promise

Nov 10, 202044:12
Mid-Season Power Rankings, Handing out some midseason awards, + Week 9 Pickem

Mid-Season Power Rankings, Handing out some midseason awards, + Week 9 Pickem

Oh, and stick around for the end, we missed an award

Nov 06, 202052:41
Legendary Revenge Tour (OUT-IR) + Week 8 Recap + Wee9 Preview

Legendary Revenge Tour (OUT-IR) + Week 8 Recap + Wee9 Preview

Trevor rants about the Giants / Bucs game, NotJoe rants about the 49ers, Doug is just happy to be 5-3 and heading into the buy.


Also, NotJoe is keeping the hope alive that the 9ers can find 4 wins in the next 7 games and set up another week 17 clash with the Seahawks. 

Nov 03, 202047:54
Black Josh Allen vs White Cam Newton + all the other Week 8 Games

Black Josh Allen vs White Cam Newton + all the other Week 8 Games

NotJoeFlacco (instagram.com/notjoeflacco) is joined by Doug (and only Doug -- Trevor bailed), to preview all the Week 8 NFL games.

Doug is currently 3 games up in the Pick'em Contest but NotJoe closed the gap with a courageous Falcons pick for Thursday Night Football. 

Listen in as NotJoe literally comes up with a meme on the podcast and then finds out the story is a little TOO familiar.

www.instagram.com/notjoeflacco

Oct 30, 202053:16
The 3rd Mario Brother: Ben DiNucci

The 3rd Mario Brother: Ben DiNucci

Breaking down all of week 7 AND previewing Week 8 for NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast

Oct 27, 202035:60
Redemption Song

Redemption Song

Recapping the Week 6 action and jumping into a brief Rocky universe rankings

Oct 19, 202039:22
The Darkest Timeline

The Darkest Timeline

All I feel is pain -- Doug, Trevor and I wrap up the Sunday games and I talk about why I got into a fight with my garbage can

Oct 12, 202035:30
What's a GOAT gotta do to get a 5th down?

What's a GOAT gotta do to get a 5th down?

Its week five my friends. time to break down all the games and make our picks. Its time for a glorious comeback for Nacho who is 8 (EIGHT) games behind Doug in the pick em contest

Oct 09, 202051:10
That Wentz to Hell

That Wentz to Hell

Breaking down the week 4 action with Salty NotJoe, Doug and Trevor

Oct 05, 202057:53
Fire Dan Quinn before breakfast + the other 14 games

Fire Dan Quinn before breakfast + the other 14 games

Breaking down all of Week 3 in the NFL

Sep 28, 202058:28
Thursday Night Florida + Picks for Week 3

Thursday Night Florida + Picks for Week 3

I'm 3 games behind doug going into the Sunday week 3 games, fantasy teams suck, the 49ers are starting their practice squad against the Giants on a field made out of razor blades but at least Drew Brees has devolved into a game manager. So there's that. 

Sep 25, 202053:36
NotJoe kneeds a drink

NotJoe kneeds a drink

Well, today happened didn't it. We talk injuries, the impact of injuries, the NFC playoff picture, and we introduce our buddy Trevor

Sep 21, 202057:09
This one belongs to the Brownies!

This one belongs to the Brownies!

Recapping TNF Browns v Bengals, talking Baker Mayfield, Joe Burrow, Joe Buck, and our picks for week 2 of the NFL season

Sep 18, 202048:55
I'm not worried! You're worried!

I'm not worried! You're worried!

Breaking down all 13 games from Week 1 of the 2020 NFL season

Sep 14, 202035:36
Football is BACK! Breaking down Chiefs - Texans and all the week 1 picks

Football is BACK! Breaking down Chiefs - Texans and all the week 1 picks

FOOTBALL

FOOTBALL

FOOTBALL

Sep 11, 202001:02:43
2020 NFC Preview

2020 NFC Preview

Breaking down the divisions and playoff matchups for the NFC
Sep 09, 202001:06:54