They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

SOUND DISCLAIMER - We tried a new way to record and the sound is off for this episode. I edited the best I could, but it's not great. We should have it sorted for the next recording. Sorry listeners.

This week Rosie and I recap The Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City.

The comedy in both RHOP and RHOSLC was everything. Do they try to be funny or is it natural? Should Angie K get a snowflake next season? Should Robyn marry Juan - some tough questions.

Just the one episode to recap this week. We digress a fair amount, but get into the Real Housewives of Potomac main event - the Wendy and Mia altercation. Whose side are you on, Wendy's or Mia's?

We talk about Karen being the winner of the RHOP, especially this week. She kills the one liners.

Rosie and I also send huge love to our listeners, you guys are epic!

This week Rosie and I get into Real Housewives of Potomac and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We both feel like there has been a massive oversight by production for not having cross overs with RHOM and RHOC. How amazing would that be?

RHOP this week gives us some concerning undertones, we question Wendy's and Ashley's friendship and we both agree Mia should've come better with the house.

RHOSLC hits different with the husbands, how cute were Seth and JB? We question how many people it takes to cut a lemon and Meredith's sister is giving Real Housewives of Beverley Hills Faye Resnick!

There's only two Real Housewives shows on now! What are we to do? RHOM and RHONJ need to hurry up and come back! 

This week Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. 

A late episode this week because Rosie was on yet another holiday! We catch up to recap last week's episodes of Real Housewives of Potomac, Beverly Hills Reunion part 3 and Salt Lake City.

RHOP this week continues with the mess between Chris and Gizelle. Both Rosie and I stand behind Chris and cannot understand why Gizelle is doing this (well she needs a storyline). 

While discussing Real Housewives of Salt Lake City we get into sex lives, large lips and Coach Shah being a great human.

RHOBHReunion concludes and we're undecided on who's truth we believe. Will people tune into Mo's Netflix show and will Kyle be on it?

This week we get so animated I get hiccups (around 1hr 20mins in), sorry for the assault on your ears. Rosie and I catch up on Real Housewives of Potomac and the mess that Gizelle is trying to cause.

We discuss the RHOBH part 2 reunion, still no Kathy and how Andy should've done more for Garcelle.

The current situation in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - 50yrs in prison plus childhood trauma = a dark time.

It's the return of Real Housewives of Potomac and haven't we missed them! Rosie and I get into RHOP and Peter Thomas. Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion had us both reeling. In RHOSLC Whitney has us both very confused.

Rosie and I also discuss Married to Medicine. 

Another late episode this week, sorry guys. Tijani is sick, so there is some coughing during the episode. This week Rosie and I discuss the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, plus we rate the Reunion looks.

We get into RHOSLC and how Lisa Barlow is shaping up to be our most disliked HW. 

Rosie has finally started watching Married to Medicine and I could not be more excited!

A bit late this week, sorry guys! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back and Meredith Marks has come to slay people! 

Rosie and I discuss the car crash that is RHOBH and the final part of Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion.

This episode was recorded after Tijani was drinking and raving all day. She is a complete mess, so a lot of tangents happen and a fair amount of coughing (sorry). We talk about Southern Charm, why Craig is mispronounced in the US and Greek Gods' preferences.

Rosie and I get into part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, who we think should return next season and whether Marlo and Kenya would be good side chicks.

This week's RHOBH episode throws out more questions than answers, Rinna having PTSD is laughable considering her past. Rosie really doesn't like Rob, it's hilarious. She gives us a 1920s fashion history lesson and we both question the sibling relationship between Kyle and Kathy.

This week Rosie and I discuss the finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and we got fashions! Both of us got quite emotional about it. We also discuss who stole whose look, Shein or She by Sheree - What do you think?

The Beverly Hills ladies gave us a lot this episode, we had nasty sisters (Kyle), tequila and Erika Jayne showing us who she really is, Tom Giradi's wife.

The RHODubai reunion was disappointing, but Chanel Ayan always wins!

The Real Housewives of Potomac Trailer dropped and it's got us all excited for Season 7. 

It's a good one for us digressing this week. We discuss 90s fashion, questionable topics sparked by the teddy Mr Billy and how the potential new UK PM messes with our feminist views.

It was part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion and it was amazing! We finally saw the start of the Aspen Trip in BH and spoiler alert, Rosie and I are team Diana! We also discuss RHOA.

Inspired by a blog post on gawker.com, Rosie and I cast real actors to play 5 Real Housewives in a movie, plus we do a HWs quote quiz.

We're back and immediately I have to put a disclaimer in - I messed up and didn't record an entire section of the episode. The last bits of Atlanta and the whole of Real Housewives of BH is missing. I'm sorry guys.

It's still a great episode where we discuss Dubai and parts of RHOA. Rosie is really bothered by Sergio's bow tie, did you know it's like tying shoe laces? We obvs had to discuss Teresa Guidice's wedding and we discuss the RHODubai Reunion Looks.

This is the last episode for a few weeks. We'll be back recording 19th August.

Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Dubai, BH and Atlanta. We skip Ex-Wives Club this week, but touch on how much we love hungover Brandi.

We also discuss clothing designers and which ones are safe to like.

Rosie's back and we waste no time catching up on Real Housewives of Dubai,  BH and Atlanta. We also discuss Ex-Wives Club and our thoughts on the latest new of Jen Shah pleading guilty (read the episode title for a hint).

We apologise for the lack of structure in this episode, our brains struggled remembering timelines!

Rosie is away this week, so I have dragged my poor husband into recording. We discuss Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives club, his thoughts on my obsession with Housewives and whether I would make a good Housewife.

There is some background noise in this episode, but it's still a good one!

There was no RHODubai this week, but it's ok, Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives Club kept us going. We're both struggling with our love for Phaedra.

Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Atlanta and BH. We also digress into a little bit of the Kardashians, Rosie used to have a huge thing for Travis Barker.

We skipped awards this week and give you our 5 Housewives that would be perfect for a Crazy Ultimate Girls Trip!

A quickish bonus episode where Rosie and I discuss the two episodes of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives Club!

Rosie and I really need to start taking notes about Real Housewives of Atlanta. Monday is so far away from Friday, when we record, that we always forget what happens. We remember snippets and this week, RHOA sparked debates about women's rights, periods and mental health. RHOBH are STILL on their cast trip and drunk Erika Jayne is the highlight. RHODubai is still delivering even though nothing really seems to happen. We discuss Caroline S and her marriage, Ayan's cousin and we're very confused by the currency when they talk amount money.

Rosie and I only managed 1 episode of Real Housewives Ex-Wives Club, but we will do a special episode to discuss the extra episodes. We talk about how everyone looks and who we think is going to be the problem this season.

This Rosie and I are joined by Sarah! She introduces me to the world of Real Housewives of Cheshire and I must say that I might start getting into it. We discuss RHODubai, RHOBH and RHOA.

We're back after a little break and boy what a time to come back! Real Housewives of Dubai is here and it is everything, well Ayan is everything. Rosie even had to apologise for ever doubting RHODuabi.

We discuss RHOA and RHOBH and in parts we get confused about the series of events, sorry about that. We question Kenya, Sheree and Marlo's friendship, whether Crystal is doing more damage then good.

This week is the return of the Awards. We crown our Queen, Shade Queen and Confessional Queen for this week. Spoiler, Rosie and I do not agree!

Did no one else catch that slight shade from Dorit?

This week Rosie and I discuss RHOA and the New York trip. Rosie finally gets a floor plan and she couldn't be happier. 

We also discuss Real Housewives of Beverley Hills and what we think of Crystal's outburst about Sutton. Kyle's dogs are a hot topic too.

We're taking a mid season break while we both have some much needed family time, we'll be back recording 10th June! 

Tijani is a mess this week with a hangover, a proper mess. Rosie's mic is making an impact and on top of all of Tijani's yawns, we're shocked there's an episode.

The final part of the RHONJ Reunion aired and the highlight was Dolores calling Jen the C word! We were introduced to Diana in Beverly Hills, plus Sutton is still reigning as the new favourite Housewife. In true RHOA style a kids birthday party goes left and we could not love it more!

We also rank the New Jersey husbands in our favourite order - first and last place shouldn't come as a shock!

The revelation that the main topic on RHOA this week was only 6mins of the episode shocks Rosie! The saga of Ralph being a man continues to baffle us both. 

We discuss ROHNJ Reunion Part 2 and wonder if Dolores' new man bathes in turmeric to match her tan.

Tijani has declared Sutton as her new favourite housewife of all time and Rosie questions the timeline of the break-in and PK coming back to LA.

This episode was plagued with sound issues (mics picked up loads of excess sound) and recording drama (we kept getting kicked out of our zoom!). It's a great episode, but the tech failed us and it might be a bit hard to listen too in some parts.

We discuss the return of Real Housewives of Atlanta and how much we are loving new girl Sanya. Plus we touch on the first part of the RHONJ Reunion.

We ask huge questions this week about Jackie & Evan's and Shannon & John's sex life - some visuals you can't unsee! We touch on the RHONJ reunion, plus we finally conclude RHOC! 

This week Rosie and I finally crack the theme's of the Real Housewives Reunion Looks. We have the Cowardly Lion & Tin Man from The Wizard Of Oz and Moloko from the 90s! We crown Emily as the best thing that happened in this weeks episodes. The trailers for RHOBH and RHOA did not disappoint, neither does our comments on them. I ask Rosie if she could be a HW for one day, who would she be? This episode made me laugh so hard, my face hurt the next day. Enjoy guys!

RHOA Trailer is here! Apollo Nida - WTAF! Literally screamed at the TV. This week I break down The Realhousewives of New Jersey and Orange County. Should Gia be involved in grown people's arguments, how buff is Evan and how smug is Bill Aydin? Is Heather's behaviour irking anyone else and where the hell is Nicole? Also, Emily, spill it, you know something!

It's a short one this week. I run through my thoughts on the RHONY shakeup announcement - spoiler, I'm not happy! And I talk about this week's lack of drama from RHOOC and RHONJ. I'm pretty much upset with all Real Housewives stuff this week.

After the release of the RHOC Reunion Looks, we just had to do an episode dedicated to the madness that is Dr Jen's Feather Trim. I learnt that this is a trend that even Gucci is selling, I mean WTAF. Nope, not here for it. So sit back and enjoy Rosie and I discussing the lack of fashions in the OC. 

This week I'm joined by Heather and her new baby! Find out which Real Housewife makes baby Penny shit her nappy! We discuss RHONJ, RHOM, RHOSLC and RHOC. Heather gives me her Ultimate Girls Trip cast - spoiler, it's not Housewives! Sorry Mo, but we both agree that Juan Dixon is the hottest husband, but Frank Sr and Jr come in at a close second. Heather goes on a bit of a rant about St. Patrick's Day and she is not a fan of Kandi & The Gang #KATG

It's a bit late, but, Rosie's back this week and it's a epic one! The sound isn't great, but bare with it, it's not that bad and it's worth it, promise. We're both drinking wine and breaking down this weeks The Real Housewives Reunions of RHOSLC and RHOM. We get into that fight between Jen & Melissa & Bill's lack of response. Apparently feet are an erotic part of the body - erm, ok, Rosie. If you're a Real Housewives fan, this one is definitely for you.

It's just me this week... I go on rants about RHONJ, RHOSLC and RHOM. Everything from the two Franks and their sexcapades to next seasons casting of Miami.

We discuss RHONJ, RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOM. Everything from Mary M Cosby's closet organiser, has she ever been seen again, to, does Frank Catania break a lot of stuff in day to day life? He's huge! I ask Rosie to list the 5 Real Housewives she would take on an Ultimate Girls Trip - it's honestly the best cast trip and I want it to happen.

Do you send messages to your friends before, during and after an episode of The Real Housewives? Me too! Welcome to my weekly therapy sessions where I share my thoughts on the latest Housewives episodes. Episode 1 dropping soon!