Nothing Happens Here

Mathira in the house! Host, model, actress and a celebrity who often ends up at the center of all things controversial, the queen of unfiltered & keeping it real fits right at home with the boys as she gets into her personal life, her initial struggles & her bold outlook on the world today.

Zara Naeem Dar, who recently beat out over 500,000 students & earned the highest marks in the world in her ACCA exam, joins the boys to dig into her love/hate relationship with studying, fangirling for SRK & Henry Cavill, her relationship with Pakistani cricket legend Aleem Dar & how she almost became a doctor.

Javed Akhtar causes a stir at Faiz Literature Festival with Anti-Pakistan remarks, Shigri hates Tiktok, Aquaman disappoints and more.

The boys are back this week to shoot the sh*t about the recent leopard mishap, buying blue ticks, discussing the damage that fake news has on our minds, geeking out over The Flash trailer and a mini roast of the now officially graduated Dr. Osama.

Things get a little lovey dovey & more on set as the boys give their hot takes on Valentines Day, LeBron taking his throne, Crypto being a scam & of course as always.. pop culture! Also stick around till the end for a very special V-Day gift from us, to all the lonely guys and gals out there worldwide.

After being struck down by the mighty influenza we're all back at full strength and with all the tea about James Gunn & his plan to shake up DC, our childhood toys, nerdgasming over The Last Of Us, pooping advice and premiering our brand new set!

The boys sit down for the last episode of 2022 and discuss all the good, bad and weird things that went down this year.

After a hat trick of guests, the boys (including MRKLE) reassemble to dig into all sorts of crazy sh*t like the Liver King, Henry Cavill's swan song with DC, the Lensa Ai trend and as always... Andrew 'Top G' Tate!

Khushhal Khan joins the boys to talk about his journey as a University CD70 biker boy in Nowshera all the way to his unexpected rise to stardom with Midsummer Chaos. Along the way the young lad keeps it real, candid & sheds some wisdom about marriage, the industry & life.

Shahzad Sheikh makes his glorious return to the podcast to reunite with his boys on hot topical and hard hitting conversations. However, staying true to our name... nothing happens here! It doesn't take long before things go south and the podcast turns into a hot mess of topic hunting and fishing for juicy content.

Local Chef Bawarchi101 (a.k.a. Molcomb) joins the table to discuss her life as a chef in Pakistan, where to eat in Islamabad, and the intricacies of love and marriage.

We kick up the burger diversity with none other than singer/songwriter, artist & influencer extraordinaire Ms. Maria Unera! Join us as she talks about the current state of women representation in the music industry, dream collaborations & choosing vegetables over McDonalds fries.

After a small hiatus, your favorite bunch of idiots reassemble to talk about a bunch of things that they have no business talking about. From the excitement over Pakistans recent win in the ICC T20 World Cup Semi-Final and Andrew Tate's conversion to confusion over Kanye's antics and learning that Osama believes in superpowers.

The boys return hyped as ever to give their take on 'The Legend Of Maula Jatt', which just crossed 100 crore in a record breaking 10 days, the upcoming DCEU blockbuster 'Black Adam', Flat-Earthers and Elon Musk being an alien!

The battle hardened octagon veteran & face of Pakistani MMA, pro fighter Uloomi "Kratos" Karim, superman punches his way into the Nothing Happens Here studio with a tell all on combat sports in Pakistan, fighting Tiger Shroffs trainer, binge eating doughnuts and an exclusive on Dana Whites UFC offer!

October is here! Which means the NHH boys share real life scary ghost stories and test AI text to image technology while discussing raves, The Matrix, Korean dramas & superpowers!

NHH pumps things up with Shigri's "Chacha-Cousin", professional trainer and fitness coach - Asad Ali Shigri. The Boys dig into fitness, steroids, motorbikes, street fights, social media squabbles and keeping it real.

With the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth, the NHH boys dig into British history & colonialism alongside the importance of financial security, insane wedding traditions, cultural values and the age old question. . does money really make you happy?

Special host & renowned actor Shahzad Sheikh joins his NHH boys to dive into some more deeply meaningless banter as we discuss everything from sparkling water, dramas, cricket, astrology and as always. . pop culture!

OCL didn't get enough sleep. Meanwhile Shigri and MRKLE dig in and discuss their views on cinema, music, space and everything in between. Meeru wants to know why Elon Musk is trying to get to Mars.

Three episodes in and we're already down one host. OCL discusses the benefits of loofas and manscaping. Shigri & Meeru can't stop talking about Crypto. The boys open up about their views on love!

Shahbaz Shigri gets candid about his experience working in a Pakistani Drama. OCL & MRKLE talk about the recent rise of hip-hop & rap culture and its subsequent commercialization. Meeru ruminates about his Crypto gains and losses.

In a world where so much is happening, here come the boys to bring you nothing at all.

NHH is a fresh take on the ever growing podcast culture around the world with noob hosts: Shahbaz Shigri, Meiraj Haq, MRKLE & Osama 'OCL' Karamat. 

We couldn't be more hype as we join forces to bring you into our crazy space where we explore a wide variety of topics, segments and of course fun. . fun. . and more fun!