Nothing Scares Us

In this penultimate episode of season 2 we cover Robert Eggers' The Witch (or The VVitch if you prefer), which we both (shockingly) really like! Listen for behind the scenes facts, discussions about religious extremism, and some random M. Night Shyamalan slander. Enjoy! 

Halloween is right around the corner, and what else would we be watching than John Carpenter's Halloween? Listen for Michelle and Molly's thoughts on this absolute classic. We talk about the good. We talk about the bad. We talk about our lord and savior Jamie Lee Curtis. It's a great time. 

In which Molly and Michelle review the Shudder exclusive Halloween slasher, Haunt, from 2019. This was one of the better movies we've watched this season, but was it scary? Listen and find out! 

This week we watched The Changeling from 1980. Why, you may ask? Well because somebody lied and said this was a Halloween film. Nevertheless, we persisted. Listen for our deconstruction of this very messy plot that was based on a true story that would have made a much better movie. 

On this special listener's choice episode we cover The Evil Dead from 1981. Hardcore fans of this movie might wanna steer clear, but if you wanna hear us talk shit, hop aboard. 

This week we watched Aterrados (Terrified) in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Did we reference 800 other movies in this episode? Listen and find out! 

This week Michelle and Molly cover Tod Browning's cult classic film Freaks from 1932. Gooba Gabba, ableism sure is horrifying. This episode is one part serious discussion of the ethics of this film and two parts bad Australian accents and Ryan Murphy slander. Enjoy!

This week Molly and Michelle tackle James Wan's first attempt at supernatural horror, 2011's Insidious. Does it hold up a decade later? Listen and find out. Also, drink every time we mention a movie other than Insidious if you wanna get wasted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This week we're tackling Dario Agento's beautiful mess of a film, Suspiria. Molly and Michelle have slightly differing opinions on the movie, but they both agree that this episode is hilarious. 

This week we're tackling the original Candyman from 1992. Featuring: lots of drooling over Tony Todd's performance, fun bee facts, discussions of white saviorism, and excitement for Nia DaCosta and Jordan Peele's take on the story. 

On this episode Molly and Michelle discuss the home invasion thriller "Don't Breathe" from 2016. If you're a big fan of this movie, this is not the episode for you lol. This episode includes mentions of sexual assault. 

On this, the only Friday the 13th of 2021, Molly and Michelle tackle the infamous movie of the same name. Did we love it? No. Did we love making fun of it? Absolutely. If you've never seen this classic, we highly recommend listening to this episode and saving yourself the trouble :') 

Happy International Clown Week! We're kicking off season 2 with our first dose of Stephen King; specifically It Chapter One from 2017. Laugh along with us as we lovingly make fun of a movie that has made grown men cry. 

The movie that made zombies fast and camera work faster. None other than Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later. In this episode Sirenia and Michelle make fun of some very artistic choices, compare this zombie outbreak to Covid, and break down the alternate endings. Did we find this one scary? I think you already know the answer, but what you probably didn't know, is that this rape-y mess is considered the 97th best British film of all time. More fun facts await for those who dare to listen! 

In honor of Asian Heritage Month, we're diving back into the world of J-horror with Takashi Shimizu's Ju-On: The Grudge. Did we find this seminal work of Japanese horror as terrifying as others? Will the white faced ghosts and scratchy throat noises haunt our dreams? Unlikely, but we hope you'll still listen to this episode anyway. Try not to hold a...grudge. 

This week in honor of Mother's Day, we wanted to feature a terrifying child. Who better than the antichrist himself? Listen for our thoughts on The Omen, the supposed curse surrounding the production, and the tale of how Sirenia almost birthed her own antichrist. 

Strap in! This week we're tackling Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon's critically acclaimed yet somewhat underrated horror comedy, The Cabin in the Woods. Home of zombies and memes and every horror trope imaginable, Michelle absolutely loves this movie, but what did Sirenia think upon her first watch? Listen and find out!

This week Sirenia and Michelle discuss John Carpenter's cult classic sci-fi horror, The Thing. Full of blood and guts and all kinds of creative cosmic horror goodness, this film sure does make an impact, but was it scary? Listen and find out!

In what feels very much like a post Covid vaccine fever dream, Michelle and Sirenia discuss Wes Craven's The Hills Have Eyes from 1977. They laughed, they did not cry, and they made fun of pretty much everything. What else can you expect from a movie about wild desert cannibals filmed on equipment borrowed from a local porn studio?

This week Sirenia and Michelle tackle the groundbreaking and parodied to death suspense thriller, Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. Is it worth the hype? Is it homophobic? Did Sirenia fall asleep during it? Does Michelle think it should be considered a Christmas movie? This episode answers all of these questions and so many more. 

This week Sirenia and Michelle cover Steven Spielberg and Tobe Hooper's Poltergeist. Is it cursed because it's scary, or scary because it's cursed? Spoiler alert, it's neither. It is a fun watch though. If you ever wish you could go back and experience this classic for the very first time, this is the episode for you! 

In honor of Women's History Month (or something like that) Sirenia and Michelle discuss Ana Lily Amirpour's 2014 Iranian vampire film, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night. Is it pretentious or brilliant or both? Listen to find out! 

Sirenia and Michelle cover their first modern movie, Jordan Peele's 2017 horror masterpiece, Get Out. This episode features some honest conversations about racism sprinkled in with the memes, millennial death humor, and Spongebob references. Enjoy! 

In honor of women's history month we watched a surprisingly feminist horror movie...that most women don't find to be particularly scary at all. But it does have a cat though! 

In this episode Sirenia and Michelle discuss George A. Romero's horror classic, Night of the Living Dead. Featuring: jokes about cannibalism, serious social commentary, some astute observations by people much smarter than us, and several fun interjections by our haunted microphone. 

In this inaugural episode, girlfriends Sirenia and Michelle discuss their first impressions of a horror classic: The Exorcist. Did they find it scary? Will they figure out the source of their many technical difficulties? Is this podcast the best thing since sliced bread? The power of Christ compels you to listen and find out.