The Not Safe For Work Podcast

We fulfill some promises in this one. They are stupid trash promises. But they are promises. It's probably about time you stop listening now right?

We are back with a new season unfortunately. We have new segments and sh!t. People like segments right? Anyway. Nothing changes. Don't listen to this season either.

We took a break. We forgot to put up our last episode of the season. This one is about animals again, but like...dead animals. So obviously you can skip this one. We'll be back with a new season unfortunately. Whatever.

We talk about BDE in this one. It's really stupid. No need to listen.

We talk about fraud in this one. Drew gives his opinions about fraud. That's why we are calling this episode Drewpinions. We're very clever. Just kidding, we're idiots. Don't listen.

We talk about slavery in this one. All kinds. We also talk about puppies but don't let that persuade you to listen to this episode. It's still garbage and we're garbage.

We talk about gangs and the fun stuff they do to anyone who wants to join. We also started a gang so we shouldn't need to tell you, don't listen to this.

We talk about things that shouldn't be in you, 911 calls. And some other s#it. Nothing matters. You shouldn't be listening anyway.

We have the beautiful host of the podcast Lifetime Uncorked Patrick Serrano on this one. His podcast is better than this one. Listen to that one instead. Also, we talk about dirty nasty toys.

This one is about body modification. Consider skipping this one, and all others forever.

In this one we talk about people puttin' weird s#it in other people's food. Not even worth it to be honest. You can stop listening now.

We talk about parasites in this one. We don't condone listening to this episode. Actually...please don't.

We promised last week we would talk about the new drug Krokodil. We kept our promise despite the fact that we told you not to listened to the last episode. Stop listening to this garbage.

We talk about drugs in this one. And there's some light demon talk. Don't even worry about this one.

Universehead producer/engineer/Sharla's husband Patrick Hale joins us in being terrible to talk about incest. Along with a new segment "Everything is Garbage and Nothing Matters". It doesn't matter though. Hopefully you're not listening to this dumpster fire of a podcast.

We talk about some traditions around the world that need to f**king stop. Friendly reminder: Stop listening to this podcast.

We talk about religion. It's a very inappropriate thing to talk about. You probably don't want to listen to this one.

We talk about donkeys on this one so, obviously you can skip this one and listen to another podcast instead. We recommend Doc Hard or something.

Drew is out this time around, but Sharla still gives the filth with guest host Brett Mannes from Comic Book Queers podcast. Brett is disgusting, don't even worry about listening to this one. Comic Book Queers is great though. Listen to that show instead.

We make death look sexy. Just kidding. There is nothing sexy about this episode. Just a reminder...don't listen to this podcast anymore.

We talk about some terrible home remedies. You know what's not a good remedy? This podcast. You can skip this one and just go see a doctor instead.

In this bonus episode Patrick Hale (Co-owner and Co-producer of Universehead Podcast Network sits down with SNL alumni and screenwriter Tim Kazurinsky.

We don't deserve to have SNL alumni, and screenwriter Tim Kazurinski on the show with us...but somehow we do. We talk to him about the crazy days of SNL and masturbating monkeys. We normally suggest not listening to these episodes, but this one? You should listen to this one. We are awful garbage people, but Tim is a great, great man.

It's Sharla's birthday so Drew does all the heavy lifting. Please skip this one.

We talk porn statistics in this one. You don't really need to know this stuff. Don't even worry about it.

We talk nasty with Chris Tourre And Steve Hund from the Inferior Men Podcast. They're horrible, don't listen to this one. Their podcast is great though, you should listen to their show instead.

This one is about poop, and what your poop says about you. So you can probably skip this one.

Sharla asks horrible questions. Drew tries to answer them in earnest. Don't even bother with this one.

We talk about real dolls in this one. It's not worth it. Don't listen.

Get a glass of wine. Put on some sexy tunes. Cuddle up next to the one you love. Then both of you kill yourselves together. There're some great podcasts out there. This is not one of those. Please don't listen.

We talk about blood. We talk about Drew's kidney stones. Whatever. Look...We're not trying to tell you what to do. But please stop listening to this podcast.

We play Would You Rather, but instead of "you" we replace it with Drew. Because it ryhmes. Get it? Why are you still listening to this garbage?

The beautifully disgusting Nick and Jess De Fina join us this week. This one is about fu#$ed up foods. You may gag a bit. Also poop stories. Don't listen to this podcast anymore.

We have a guest this week! Abso Lutely Production's very own Drew Kordik joins in on this horrible thing we call a podcast. This one is about world records. Spoiler alert...they're not from Guinness.

This is our Hangover Special because we were hungover from drinking too much alcohol. This one's about how important it is to have a good teacher.

Still here huh? Okay. Well, We talk about torture in this one...so...You can thank Rasheeda Moore for this.

This one is about serial killers. Don't listen to it please. Thanks.

You're still listening to this? I mean...it's not gonna get any better. Fine. This one is about becoming one with things.

Diseases...this one is about diseases. We're not sure why we keep doing this. It's bad. Sorry Jessica.

This one is about babies. Don't listen to this episode. This episode is safe for work, but it isn't safe for you as a person...just sayin'.

This week: Waking up to a Ghost blow jay...or ghojob? I don't know. This one's about ghosts.

This week: Fantastic Fetishes and Where to Find them.

We are Sharla and Drew. We look up stuff that you shouldn't look up on the internet and talk about it. This one is about animals and the love we have for them. We do not recommend listening to this show.