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NPE19132

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North Philly’s Empress, Jazmine Umm Ummah shed’s insight from behind the throne on being an Empress, a striving Muslimah, A Mother, An Artist, A Poet, an Author and most importantly, a limitless woman.
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NPE19132Jun 12, 2019

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Starting 2 Make Sense

Starting 2 Make Sense

Energy Chart breakdown…
Feb 24, 202401:04:48
Rha-Jha

Rha-Jha

I was asked my philosophy on “daddy issues”.. poem recited: Rha-Jha -yoMcClam 🌝🌚frf
Jan 15, 202409:04
Massa

Massa

I’m pretty sure the devil wants me to shut up.
Jan 15, 202448:43
The Death Card

The Death Card

Haven’t been here in a while. However I was led here tonight to share this with y’all. God willing all is well with everyone.
Jan 06, 202414:08
99 Homicides/My Sweetest Taboo

99 Homicides/My Sweetest Taboo

Maybe I do have a type.
Dec 20, 202138:07
#FREELOVE
Jul 06, 202104:42
SideNote:

SideNote:

In order to obtain relief, you must release -NPE19132
Jun 07, 202103:30
ARB

ARB

August 2019. Baltimore Maryland. In the theater of the aquarium.
Mar 24, 202115:05
RJ Reynolds

RJ Reynolds

“I smoke with cigarettes” - Latarian Milton
Mar 24, 202106:06
•Finessed•

•Finessed•

Cut the BS and just keep it real with me.
Dec 08, 202003:20
Unrelatedly, Relatable.

Unrelatedly, Relatable.

People funny as sh*t, some funny ass dummies.🎈 Poem Recited: Yesturday -yoMcClam
Oct 12, 202003:35
Please?....

Please?....

Lonely is a journey. Having to carry all of the load on your own adds unwanted baggage. I’m just asking for a spouse to help come take my stress away if Allah wills. MashaAllah•Alhumdullah • I will continue to move forward regardless.. but a husband would be nice to have on this straight path with me.
Sep 13, 202002:18
TenpointSevenMillion

TenpointSevenMillion

A quick question to my brown folk.
Jul 25, 202004:20
AirBnB Month 2

AirBnB Month 2

10 week recap
Jun 26, 202001:15:47
VE•THREE

VE•THREE

Queen Asa is having a moment in the background if don’t you mind as well as myself . But for the most part..I can talk to y’all more as I becoming more comfortable opening up to the world. [sidenote: please don’t tell me how to run my sh*t, it’s MINE]
Jun 14, 202001:15:47
June 13, 2020

June 13, 2020

Jun 13, 202000:30
What am I waiting for?

What am I waiting for?

Your opinion is valid.
Jun 02, 202001:39
COVID-19 • NPE

COVID-19 • NPE

No description needed. @npempress on Twitter • donate • thx.
Apr 07, 202003:28
Evolving is a priority.
Feb 06, 202004:01
Midnight Phone Call • 1:21:20
Jan 21, 202022:54
Superwoman or Super delusional?

Superwoman or Super delusional?

The Mardiyah show is designed to educate empower and inspire listeners to achieve the best version of themselves through knowledge and self-awareness @shadeed_m76 (twitter) The Mardiyah Show Effect [The Woman’s Intuition Series part 2 •
Jan 08, 202004:44
Life updates.

Life updates.

Reaching out and sending A updated message about my life to my listeners.
Nov 28, 201917:28
Fair Warning

Fair Warning

Iᴍ Fɪʀsᴛ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴅ
Wᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ
Wᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ɪɴᴅᴜʟɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs

𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦
And 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴

𝕋𝕠 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕥
𝔹𝕦𝕥
This shit chess
Not checkers
North Philly Reckless
I need not say much
But
I’m the North Philly Empress

I got ♟pawns
I got rucks
I got knights
And to my right
Is my King
Ayeeee

𝕀𝕞 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝔸𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕟 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕
𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱!
𝙸 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚢𝚝𝚊𝚗

Laugh now, struggle later.
My power is greater,
I’m not evil,
𝚆𝚎 work for the creator.


Attahiyyaatu lillaahi wassalawaatu , wattayyibaatu ,

assalaamu 'alayka 'ayyuhan-Nabiyyu wa rahmatullaahi wa barakaatuhu,

assalaamu 'alaynaa wa 'alaa 'ibaadillaahis-saaliheen. '

Ash-hadu 'an laa 'ilaaha 'illallaahu wa 'ash-hadu 'anna Muhammadan 'abduhu wa Rasooluhu.

All greetings of humility are for Allah, and all prayers and goodness. Peace be upon you, O Prophet, and the mercy of Allah and His blessings. Peace be upon us and upon the righteous slaves of Allah. I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is His slave and His Messenger.






Oct 05, 201902:32
French translation: Somewhere Up High.

French translation: Somewhere Up High.

I wrote this poem about my alleged father before I actually learning he’s not my biological father. DNA test confirmed the bull is not my pop! It’s sad yet relieving. I just want my brothers to still be my brothers. . .
Sep 28, 201902:48
Hey Uncle 2!

Hey Uncle 2!

I’m was just pondering on how I’ve been trying to link with my Uncle for almost a decade for our birthday... yes My Uncle 2 Chains and I share a birthday 🎁
Sep 27, 201903:38
Therapist

Therapist

Therapist
My memory be playing tricks on me.
I don’t know if I’m remembering something
Or if was it something I was dreaming.
Seriously
De je vu
Is my days time 2
Example
What you saw today
I saw months ago
In my sleep
I think My own dual reality
got me paranoid
Paranoid about
Somethings I used to dream of,
So now my dreams are apart
Of my her-story.
Cuz I can’t tell the difference


I can’t tell the difference
Between my dreams and my reality
And I woke or am I Asleep?
Is this real?
Is it tangible ?
Can I touch shit?
But I do the same shit
Just in a different world I’m my dreams
Real shit
My dreams be that vivid

I live a completely different
yet the same alternate reality when I’m asleep
That shit be scary to me
But I know most of my paranoia
is beCuz of these sins that I’ve been sinning
On some real not fake shit
I’d be a liar to say
Any thing different.
I’m the alien in my dreams
Highly blessed and giving out those keys

Maybe I’m really running from myself
I think
I have to be because it’s always me
It’s me that Keep thinking all these bad thoughts
For no apparent reason, subconsciousy just to hinder my ambition.

Tryna make a reasons to find excuses
When really I ain’t winning cuz My Lord knows I’ve been sinning.
It’s hard when you tryna stop the whispers of the shaytan
But I been said fuck bull and his minions
That’s prolly why my dreams are so vividly-vivid

I was taught to be patient with our Lord
So I pull all my trust in the most high
And you cant learn that
Expect thru the teachings of
The Criterion


But who am I to chat?
Who am I to talk to y’all?
Who really cares about my dreams?
Who care about how
I successfully caught my self before the fall, while in the trenches with it all..
But I am who they call
an uneducated black woman
Cuz I have no degrees
I learned thru experience

I’m not to impress with their titles
Anyway

Because
I am what you call

a student of knowledge
I’m a real experienced learned thru the struggle
thru the mud
Swinging vines
in the jungle
educated black woman
I’m just tryna deferentate
My reality and my dreams
Without paying for therapist.
Because Their really expensive
Let me get y’all outta my business.







Aug 07, 201902:33
Rated Me

Rated Me

Adult Ears only... really explicit content... Y’all know I’m not good at describing what I’m talking about.. and I don’t know what to write .. But listen. I was structuring a poem I wrote earlier today and I wanted y’all to listen to the Jawn and tell me how y’all feel, what y’all think about it
Jun 12, 201915:29
Power Adapter

Power Adapter

I was mad when I had to google something for my grandmom and porn hub popped up and she referred me to a better site.
May 27, 201917:42
Carmen Sandiego

Carmen Sandiego

I’m not really great at writing an intricate description of what I was just talking about on this lasted YoMcClam Philosophy.. I can say I want to know your take on the question of the day! -yoMcClam
May 26, 201909:48
Spoiled Secrets.

Spoiled Secrets.

Car Vibes with my relative Mar! Just a bunch of positive reassurances.. longest podcast I’ve mad so far. Just catch the vibe and hold on to the vibration.
May 24, 201920:44
Abnormal

Abnormal

First thing first welcome to the first of many YoMcClam! Podcast! I am excited and new to this so lets stick this out and see where it goes!
Mar 24, 201904:03