No Script At All - A Terrace House Fancast

This week on Terrace House: Opening New Doors… Shion tries to save Yuudai from himself. Ami verbally stabs her new housemates in the back. Tsubasa continues to shine a bright light into our dark minds. Taka exists tangentially. Mizuki writes articles for websites. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The theme song is called "Young" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Welcome to the beginning of a new season! This week on Terrace House Opening New Doors, Andrea and Brendon confront the harsh realities of true love between a boy, his panda, and his other unnamed but apparently equally important panda. Ami discovers her true passion is not trying new things. Shion is maybe great, but also maybe secretly bad. Also, Tsubasa becomes our one and only. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The theme song is called "Young" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House Aloha State comes to a close. Thanks for listening, everyone. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

In which Terrace House Aloha State gets as meta as a reality television show can possibly be. Taishi becomes the expanding galaxy brain meme. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

24k Magic is maybe the exact opposite of how we'd describe the events of this episode of Aloha State. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Ryo does his job. Taishi and Chika go on a double date. Mariko hates water. This episode of Terrace House is alright, alright, alright. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The B&GITC Podcast. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

This week on Terrace House: Anna gets a pat. This week on Terrace House: Aloha State we're faced with mystery, romance, and intrigue as Guy and Mila depart while Cheri inducts herself into the Smooch Squad. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The B&GITC Podcast. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. Additional music by Eden Kai.

This week on Terrace House: Aloha State we're faced with mystery, romance, and intrigue as Guy and Mila depart while Cheri inducts herself into the Smooch Squad. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The B&GITC Podcast. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. Cover art from Mila's Insta: @jenmilaa

Mila gets suave af. Chika gets some new socks. Guy's succulent becomes someone else's succulent. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The B&GITC Podcast. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Cheri knows the Senator's daughter. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The B&GITC Podcast. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

It's a double episode! Two new girls arrive to Terrace House and Taishi is surprisingly only obsessed with one of them! But so is Tokui?? The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The B&GITC Podcast. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Niki and Anna leave the Terrace House. Taishi the Living Meme keeps on truckin. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The B&GITC Podcast. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Taishi is meme incarnate. Everything you need to find the new show. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt.

This week in the Terrace House: Literally everything. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

This dead fish could lead to a kiss. The Facebook Group. The Twitter. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Calm down kids, the adults are speaking. The Facebook Group is ALIVE. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Today on Terrace House Aloha State: Triendl hates it all. The Facebook Group is ALIVE. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Our Terrace House protagonist becomes the antagonist. The Facebook Group is ALIVE. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Guy goes surfing, and that's a big deal. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House's newest member throws its most determined off his game. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. The "Aloha, it's beach" shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The "Smooch Squad" shirt. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House loses its protagonist. Or does the focus just shift? Warning: This episode gets a bit heavier than usual. Lauren actually does get a goodbye collage off-screen. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. Buy a shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House gets supremely sad and incredibly cute. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. Buy a shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House: Hair Dye Edition Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. Buy a shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House gets punny. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. Buy a shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

Terrace House does not reside in Smooch City. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. Buy a shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

A whole new boy, a new fantastic point of view. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. Buy a shirt. Profit goes to the ACLU. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.

We return to the Terrace House to find two strangers in our midst. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Aloha State finally begins to feel like Terrace House as members begin to drop like flies in the best way possible. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Terrace House: Aloha State returns for part two. Andrea & Brendon think it's p lit af rn tbqh, even though everyone decides to leave the show within one week. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

In which your hosts take almost 30 minutes to start talking about Terrace House. Whoops.

Part one of Aloha State ends with a slow motion train collision, and neither of your hosts are capable of looking away. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Brendon and Andrea miss waffles, discover what millennials killed, figure out the size of multiple states, attempt to leave Flavortown, and also talk about Terrace House a bit. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall. (PS: Nobody leaves Flavortown.)

Andrea & Brendon give deep sighs of relief because the time has finally come: a real, honest-to-god date. Also, some talk about cults???? The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Andrea and Brendon attempt to cope with the fact that for 57 seconds, hell was a place on earth....or at least on Terrace House. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Andrea and Brendon watch their sweet boy Yusuke ascend to another level and change his name to Ethan. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Andrea and Brendon get FIRED UP. These new Terrace House boys have no respect at all. A fun surfing trip gets mega sad. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Andrea and Brendon peel back Yuya's layers and reveal his deep dark secret while Eric remains a complete mystery. Meanwhile, Lauren continues being the star around which Terrace House revolves. All hail Lauren. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to. Find us on Twitter @noscriptatall.

Netflix's Terrace House returns for another season with Aloha State. Join your hosts Andrea Caprotti and Brendon Bigley as they break down all of the ins & outs of the first episode and try to refrain from fawning over Yusuke for 55 minutes straight. The theme song is called "Knock Off" by Ryan Mitchell Grey from the album Ne Plus Ultra, which you should go listen to.