Not Scholars
By Caleb Gordon
Not ScholarsAug 20, 2022
Episode 100 - We Finally Made It!
We finally made it to episode 100! (sort of, I'm assuming that all of the non-numbered episodes make up for the lack of episode 87 [I don't know how that one ended up as just silence, punctuated by transition songs, but anyone who listens to all of episode 87 is the truest of giga-fans]). This is actually the last time Jake, Bryce, Matt, and Caleb will record a Not Scholars episode. We've all got missions and college and stuff and we'll be taking a break from podcasting (maybe not forever, we'll see... but this is definitely the end of our Not Scholars run). Thanks to everyone who listened, extra thanks to those who listened just to support us even if they didn't enjoy it (I'm sure those people exist). It's been a party recording this and if anyone has enjoyed it, we're glad that we were able to brighten your days a little bit.
Goodbye forever (for reals this time)
- The Not Scholars crew
Episode 99 - The Quest to Episode 100: Part 7
Tune in for an episode with Bryce, Jake, and Caleb as well as this episode's guest: Ben.
Episode 98 - The Quest to Episode 100: Part 6
Tune in for an episode with Jake, Caleb, and Matt as well as this episode's guest: Rockwell.
Episode 97 - The Quest to Episode 100: Part 5
Tune in for an episode with Caleb, Matt, and Bryce as well as this episode's guest: Sam.
Episode 96 - The Quest to Episode 100: Part 4
Tune in for an episode with Matt, Caleb, and Jake as well as this episode's guest: Lauren.
Episode 95 - The Quest to Episode 100: Part 3
Tune in for an episode with Bryce, Jake, and Caleb as well as this episode's guest: Merlin.
Episode 94 - The Quest to Episode 100: Part 2
Tune in for an episode with Jake, Caleb, and Bryce as well as this episode's guest: Tony.
Episode 93 - The Quest to Episode 100: Part 1
Tune in for an episode with Caleb, Bryce, and Matt as well as this episode's guest: Andrew.
Episode 92 - goodbye forever... (at least for now)
Hey everyone, this is our last episode (kind of). In this episode we do a lookback on previous episodes, so it is recommended that you don't start with this one. Also, question asking and topic submissions are both closed, so you can't ask questions or submit topics anymore. Thanks to everyone who has listened, we have loved producing this podcast and are glad that you guys (probably) enjoyed it. If you are listening and not enjoying it, I recommend you stop... Just a recommendation though, you do you.
P.S. the domain notscholars.com is going to stop being ours on 8/19/22. You can still look at our website at notscholars.wixsite.com/podcast if you like after that.
Episode 91 - Robot Clones (Sonic Underground)
In this episode: Bryce watches Wanda Vision, Jake's phone breaks, and Caleb makes some food. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 90 - Cow beans (Mario Strikers)
In this episode: The Not Scholars go on a graduation trip, Caleb eats some weird food, and Jake discovers door detection. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 89 - Radio Play #3
You already know that this radio play is going to land a place in your top 3. This one was a joint effort from all 4 hosts (which was probably worse than just letting Jake write it). Also, a little bit of extra fun: we recorded a bit of the creation process and have released some of that at the end of the episode. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 88 - Graduation (Nyctophobia)
In this episode: The Not Scholars hosts prep for graduation, and Matt goes to a wedding. Also, this episode was rushed because Matt had to be somewhere. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 87 - Tuba Simulator (Pokémon)
In this episode: Caleb plays Fortnite, Jake brings pizza to school, and Matt does a lot of homework. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 86 - Sponsored by A Galaxy Far Far Away (The Skywalker Saga)
In this episode: Bryce guests on another podcast, Matt drives a racecar, and Jake's little brother locks himself in a shed. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 85 - Totally Tangential (Meme Formats)
In this episode: We go on a whole bunch of tangents, Caleb invents a new phrase, and Jake meets people with jobs. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 84 - Sponsored by Hungry (Twilight Imperium)
In this episode: We admit to our crimes... (kind of), Jake endorses kicking bananas, and Matt quits his job. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 83 - Spaghearth (Psych)
In this episode: Jake reads a funny mission email, Matt drives some speedy cars, and Caleb starts a monkey group chat. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 82 - Bad Audio (the Attack on Titan Video Game)
In this episode, Matt asks to prom, Bryce gets answered to prom, and Jake erases an entire eraser. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Not Really An Episode Part 3
If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 81 - Banjo on the Toilet (Funny School Moments)
In this episode, Matt gets stuff for his Jeep, Jake meets a fan of the podcast, and Caleb makes a lifechanging discovery. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 80 - Talkins (We Rant About School)
In this episode, Jake gets roped into a surprise party, Caleb chefs some food, and Matt considers joining the military. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 79 - Bible Holsters (Stranger Things)
Apologies in advance, the audio quality on this one is very low, as Caleb once again didn't plug in the audio equipment right. What a noob. Anyways, in this episode, we find a new hit game called Crew Us, Jake loses stuff, and Caleb gets called to go to Texas. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 78 - Weird Gadgets (Limbo)
In this episode, Caleb goes to a board game convention, Jake loses a bunch of stuff, and Matt has a lot of snow adventures. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. Also, throwback to the secret club, those were fun times.
Episode 77 - Jake's three tears (Conspiracy Theories)
In this episode, Jake starts a broccoli cult, Matt's Jeep is in pieces, and we go on a bunch tangents about TV shows. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. Also, throwback to the secret club, those were fun times.
Episode 76 - Flingo Lamingo (Galaxy Trucker)
In this episode, Matt gets a new guitar, Jake witnesses a liquidated banana, and Bryce has fun in his English class. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 75 - Bork (Big Bang Theory)
In this episode, Caleb gets lost, Matt washes an ugly truck, and Jakes phone starts working again. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 74 - Genetically Modified Corn (Link's Awakening Remastered)
In this episode, Jake gets a parking ticket, Bryce almost runs someone over, and Caleb improvises on a pie recipe. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 73 - Ant Men (Life Hacks)
In this episode, Caleb's car breaks down, one of our friends goes AWOL, and Matt gets a haircut. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 72 - Tebulon (Glen More II)
In this episode, Matt cleans out his airpods, Bryce gets a schnazzy remote learning setup and Jake eats gummy bears. Thanks to everyone who listens! Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 71 - A Gallon of Milk (The Mandalorian)
In this episode, Jake forgets his parking pass, Matt washes his dream truck, and Caleb loses a piece at work. Thanks to everyone who listens! Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Not Really An Episode Part 2
Sorry that we missed this week, we are not going to miss next week so be ready to tune in next time! You guys are the best. I don't really thank you enough but the podcast wouldn't be the same without all of you listening in. Thank you. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 70 - Electric Tape, Pencils, and Friendship (Tron Evolution
In this episode: Caleb tries a disappointing hot sauce, Jake leaves a saxophone on a car, and Matt gets a job. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 69 - Metal Bands (New Year's Resolutions)
In this episode: Caleb rediscovers his soundboard, Matt grows older, and Jake can't find his gas cap. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 68 - Being Unprepared (Christmas)
In this episode: Jake gets a special pillow, Bryce wrecks some noobs, and Caleb delivers gifts. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 67 - Bears Eating Chocolate (Betrayal at House on the Hill)
In this episode: Caleb becomes world famous, Jake gets thrown in prison, and Matt drives recklessly. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 66 - Eat Dirt (Dangerous: the Double Album)
In this episode: Bryce and Caleb get new games, Jake creates a special egg, and Matt cleans rust from his Jeep. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 65 - Jake's Next Topic (Lego Harry Potter)
In this episode: Matt gets a parking pass, Caleb tries some Dougs, and Jake decorates a Christmas tree. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 64 - Pie Scandal (Thanksgiving)
In this episode: Jake gets a job, Bryce avoids his siblings, and Matt does his homework. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 63 - Gut, Head, GOAL! (The Most Embarrassing Things)
In this episode: Jake gets some free grease, Bryce plays Lego Harry Potter, and Matt gets a pack of Hot Wheels cars. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 62 - Business Dinosaurs (The Worst Board Game)
In this episode: Matt gets his car back and everyone but Caleb go on a band trip. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 61 - Star Wars Isn't Real (Humanity Hour 1)
In this episode: Jake watches someone snort orange slices, Caleb gets 3 gallons of custard, and Bryce overhears some noobs talking about Star Wars. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 60 - Spooky Pie (Halloween)
In this episode: Jake spontaneously obtains a copy of Mario Kart, Matt binges a lot of homework, and Bryce gets an office job. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 59 - Teleporting Zombies (Star Wars Hunters)
In this episode: Matt get's paid copious amounts of money to pet dogs, Caleb builds a dysfunctional AI, and Jake loses a game of pool. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 58 - Forbidden Ice Cream (Pet Peeves)
In this episode: Caleb's car explodes, Matt gets a spring put in his face, and Jake eats glass. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 57 - More Spaceships is More Better (Xia Legends of a Drift System)
In this episode, Jake randomly gets pizza, Bryce can't do his homework due to nintendo e-shop closures, and Caleb gets his first win in Fortnite. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 56 - Driving on the Sidewalk (The Top 7 Guitar Solos)
In this episode, Bryce finds a cool new emulator website, Matt drives his car recklessly, and Jake's pillowcase is possessed by demons and starts moving around by itself (not clickbait). Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 55 - Snails Are Just Worse Turtles (Duck Game)
In this episode, Jake and Matt are both gone so we have two guest hosts, Bryce finds out where choir kids go for detention, and Caleb is an intellectual and plays Fortnite. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 54 - Also the Best Radio Play You've Ever Heard
This is the second best radio play that Jake has written, and thusly it must be an amazing episode! Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Episode 53 - There Are 6 Buttons (Adrenaline)
In this episode, Jake corrects his teacher, Bryce sees a misguided kid sprinting down the street, and Matt decides to go to college. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.