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NUMBER 9 WITH TOMMY

NUMBER 9 WITH TOMMY

By No 9 Media

Come join us on an epic journey into the world we live in. We will explore current events, talk about where we're headed as a society and just down right have a great time. Streaming Wednesdays and Sundays on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you get your podcasts! Come join Tommy and Pat as they navigate this "new normal" together. See you there!!
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Cross Eyed

NUMBER 9 WITH TOMMYApr 03, 2024

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Cross Eyed

Cross Eyed

On today’s episode, it bed times stories with your favorite fatties in the podstratosphere. From car crashes to sports, boats, and babies… grab your marshmallows… Tommy got a smoker.

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Apr 03, 202457:34
Innies and Outies

Innies and Outies

On today’s episode, we learn a very important difference between innies and outies. The new Roadhouse was released and police witnessed a crime and reported it to the police. Enjoy and have a great week!



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Mar 25, 202401:09:24
Rodgers That

Rodgers That

On today's episode Tommy continues to get the meat sweats, while Patrick's heritage is celebrated with green beer, and somehow Aaron Rodgers, the Newtown Shooting, and decades old advertising campaigns are the hot topics.


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Mar 25, 202401:04:51
Wash Your Sister Sauce

Wash Your Sister Sauce

On today’s episode, we cover ourselves in cooking sauces, spice up our meat, and it becomes a royal drag. Somehow, Covid 19 is STILL a topic of conversation. Enjoy and stay in school!

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Mar 11, 202401:06:07
No Diggity No Doubt

No Diggity No Doubt

Guess who’s back…. Back again!! Live from the dungeons that the fatties built, T & P are reviewing a year’s worth of headlines to catch up the podcast so that they’ve fulfilled their civic duty. As the most reputable news source available… you should get edukated.


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Mar 07, 202401:22:55
We're Back Baby!

We're Back Baby!

Pat & Tommy are back, well kind of. Starting next week we will be bringing you episodes every week. Today's episode are just the guys getting ready and testing everything out. Little did they know they would get into the weeds about a few topics.


Thank you for you continued support and listening to us two dumbass's talk about stuff way out of our pay grade!

Feb 26, 202445:09
Big Mommy

Big Mommy

Welcome back to the wonderful world of Number 9 With Tommy. After Tommy and Pat's 3 month hiatus, the come back and in what better way than the #GoshenStampede. Have fun as the boys just catch up on the last few months. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

Jun 12, 202357:45
The G Word

The G Word

On todays show, the boys discuss a who’s who of pop culture documentaries, television shows and movies wow a certain somebody backs out of a drive-through and over a Nissan. I guess it’s true what the British band, Oasis said… We don’t look back in anger.


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Mar 13, 202301:00:51
Burnt up

Burnt up

On today’s episode, Tommy’s favorite topic is on the menu for breakfast lunch and dinner… a heaping helping of death is here.  

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Mar 06, 202337:50
Noncompliant

Noncompliant

On today’s episode, a giant child gets all Goliath v David, a model is murdered, and 2nd armament drops the hottest shit of the year. Get out you wallets, you’ll want one in your size.  

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Feb 27, 202353:41
That Was Ruff

That Was Ruff

On today’s episode the boys are joined by quite the lively live audience while discussing the death of a k-9 and the prison sentence of a kindergartener. Additionally, an 11 year old boy scores big twice inside of an hour and a half. Don’t wait. Listen right now… otherwise you may pay dearly for your actions.  

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Feb 23, 202301:12:38
We Say Three Way

We Say Three Way

On  Today's episode, Tommy and Pat catch up on their last few weeks, then a drop in surprise guest comes to tells his tales of his current relationship, which includes a younger and older person! This one is a fun one, and its good to be back. 


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Feb 20, 202301:16:48
Bad Predictions

Bad Predictions

On todays episode, we go into the past to get to present… and somewhere along the lines, we drive off-road. New guests lead to a Guess Who and Tommy doesn’t get Hospitalized!  

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Jan 23, 202339:08
I've Seen Smaller

I've Seen Smaller

On today’s episode, we look at this date in history as Tommy navigates texting during a panic attack while engineering a podcast while Patrick concludes that he may be killing Tommy slower than a Fugees song.  

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Dec 29, 202242:26
Bloody Christmas

Bloody Christmas

On today’s episode, it’s a bloody cheerful Christmas podcast where a mystery guest stumps the boys like Lorraina Bobbit. The great menstrate debate is argued to its bloody end and the results are cold and expensive. Plug in and enjoy.  

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Dec 22, 202201:25:31
Feel Good Stories

Feel Good Stories

On today’s episode, we unveil the POWER of POSITIVITY while bring season cheer from all over the world and the front page science headlines. You wanted a happy holiday… this is a great way to get it started.  

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Dec 19, 202256:52
Fetishism

Fetishism

On today’s episode, we dive deep down into the world of fetishes and fetishism while having a little fun with it. If you’re interested at this point… this show is for you.  Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod  

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Dec 12, 202201:05:37
Rectal Vegetables

Rectal Vegetables

On today’s episode, you’ll crap when you hear where the show lands while taking a shower. Just remember… the doctors don’t believe you about how those loose nuts and bolts got lodged in your rectum.


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Dec 08, 202201:17:30
Strong Legs

Strong Legs

On today’s episode, it’s all about legs and bad news. While Tommy pleads with Pat to stop presenting such negative news… Pat insists that they have a duty to the people. Also, a bear eats a guy’s face off so… there’s that.   


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Dec 05, 202201:04:48
Give Thanks For Shanks

Give Thanks For Shanks

On today’s episode, we revisit the Thanksgiving festivities and talk about the fantasy match up between Pat and Tommy. With Brenda and Fred in the chat…. It’s a short episode worth giving a listen.    

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Nov 28, 202239:03
Fair Reunion

Fair Reunion

On today's episode Tommy sits down with Nick from 2nd Armament Apparel Company, and our friend Jake from statefarm. Tommy give the into and the fun starts right off the rip. They talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, Christmas, and a special #giveaway. You wont want to miss this one!  

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Nov 24, 202201:09:09
Baby Wipes

Baby Wipes

On today’s episode, the ever-growing chat continues to be a point of insanity. A woman gets leveled in a bar. Election results are in. And a record breaking drug bust smells funny.  

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Nov 10, 202251:48
We're Getting Double Stuffed

We're Getting Double Stuffed

On today’s episode, for the second time in a row, the chat is absolutely out of control, and Tommy and Pat are joined by a cavalcade of podcast celebrity guests. As they discuss the previous evening’s affairs, insanity breaks, loose.  

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Nov 07, 202259:45
It's Like A Circle

It's Like A Circle

On Today's episode Tommy and Pat sit down with Fred (Nick's stepmoms boyfriend). The interview starts slow until it takes a dramatic turn into Fred's previous marriage. Sit back relax, and get to know Fred. What a wonderful guy and was a real joy to get to know him a little deeper, other than just the boyfriend! 

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Nov 06, 202232:49
It's About Time

It's About Time

On today’s episode, the chat takes on a life of its own and flies well off the handle. This star studded affair has too many celebrities to list. It’s one of Tommy and Pat’s all time favorite episodes and sets the record for the most chat messages in this podcast’s history.  

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Nov 03, 202201:25:04
Words Kill People

Words Kill People

On today’s episode, we dive directly off the rails as Pat and Tommy have a hot take on a cold hearted man. With fair season officially over, it’s back to the lab and they’re back on their bull dooky.  


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Oct 13, 202201:09:01
Introducing Jake From State Farm

Introducing Jake From State Farm

On today's episode Pat and Tommy sit down for the 100th time with their new buddy Jake from State Farm. No Jake does not work for State Farm but he does sell insurance! Sit back relax and get triggered!


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Oct 10, 202201:02:47
Not A Double Date

Not A Double Date

On today’s episode, Pat and Tommy sit across from two born again Christians who aren’t a couple but, are certainly a comedic team. These two have trenched their way through some dark decades and have more than enough on their minds to share with the rest of the class. Join us as we get some fresh takes and some hot takes.


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Sep 29, 202201:20:57
Double Intro Durham

Double Intro Durham

On today’s episode, we kick off our weekend at the Durham fair and shoot the shit like the good ol’ boys intended.

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Sep 27, 202255:48
Ah To Be In Our 20's

Ah To Be In Our 20's

On Todays Episode Tommy and Pat sit down with an oldie but a goodie Chris Mccaffrey and his gaggle of friends. At times the conversations gets weird, but its a good hilarious time with these kids. Sit down and half a laugh while we take on a roller coaster of a ride, and bring back the ULTIMATE "would you rather".


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Sep 22, 202252:43
Double Intro

Double Intro

On today’s episode, Tommy gets a birthday surprise and plays 20 questions on his special day. As we remain grateful that people like Todd Beamer have graced us with their presence…. We’re happy to gift Tommy as well.

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Sep 15, 202253:06
Shedding Weight At Bethlehem

Shedding Weight At Bethlehem

On today’s episode, Dave the friendliest former fat guy at the fair is chewing the fat with your robust podcasters in the deepest dive to weight loss surgery we’ve ever had. This guy is inspirational, optimistic, and a realist, and honest as a boy scout. Dave is a great guy and an even better interview. Enjoy.


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Sep 12, 202251:31
Rock Your Vote With Jordan Richards

Rock Your Vote With Jordan Richards

On today’s episode, candidate for probate judge (Nov 8 election), Jordan Richards, joins Pat and Tommy live at the Goshen Fair. The lawyer who’s spent over a decade pleading other people’s cases, lays out his resume and backs down from no question in 9ers court. No tie, no gown, no gavel… just an open, honest dialect between 3 people, that you’ve got to hear.

Sep 09, 202232:17
2nd Armament At The Goshen Fair

2nd Armament At The Goshen Fair

On today’s episode, Nick joins everybody’s favorite fat bottom boys to talk about… well, nothing. I mean, everything. Ya know what? Nick fits right in and all three of these guys need a nap.


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Sep 08, 202257:35
Rock Your Vote With Eva Zimmerman

Rock Your Vote With Eva Zimmerman

On today’s episode, Eva Bermúdez Zimmerman sits down with Tommy and Pat to talk about her upcoming Torrington Connecticut election (Nov 8). To say that she can hold her own and put these two wild podcasters at the edge of their seats is an understatement. Eva has plenty to say and plethora of strength and real world experience to back it up. Number 9ers, prepare to be impressed.

Sep 07, 202233:28
Live From Goshen

Live From Goshen

Today Tommy and Pat are LIVE from the the world famous Goshen Fair! Tommy and Pat continue there 40 questions of one an other, and it is truly amazing how well they know one an other. The boys also give an update of the fair, and you guessed it some unfortunate "tech issues".


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Sep 05, 202233:59
I Hope Bad Shit Happens

I Hope Bad Shit Happens

On today’s episode, Tommy and Patrick basically play the newlywed game mixed with 20 questions. You’ll be surprised how much these two think like a couple.  

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#podcast #livestream #fairfood

Sep 01, 202201:19:36
The Lugs Come Off

The Lugs Come Off

On today’s episode, we talk about one of Tommy’s favorite headline news stories from 2020. Pat’s meme game noses it’s way into the offensive side. And Tommy drops mad cash on new shoes for his one true love.  


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Aug 29, 202245:07
Finger Painting

Finger Painting

On today’s episode, the oversized pair of pear shaped podcasters take down a bunch of awful news, a delightful children’s book, and a few too few memes. Load your favorite self defense mechanism, this show is gonna hit hard. 


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 #podcast #livestream #fingerpainting

Aug 25, 202257:58
Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy Theorist

On today’s episode, Smash is back on the cast and this episode looks like a Dali painting but like…. One during an earthquake. Tommy gets called names. Patrick gets accused of being morbid. You don’t wanna miss this… Oswald and Boothe sure didn’t.  


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Aug 22, 202201:33:54
Mummy Girlfriend

Mummy Girlfriend

On today’s episode, Tommy gets replaced by Number 3 for the day and boy is it a barn burner! Familial lovin on the big 6-9 is a highly underrated topic but these guys are like brothers so they tie it all together. Grab your favorite nascar shirt, a PBR, and your sexiest kissin cousin…. It’s about to get weird.

Aug 15, 202258:39
Let's Get High

Let's Get High

On today’s episode, the twins of Twix bars go long form on the political, medicinal, recreational, and habitual ongoings of America’s favorite daughter…. Mary Jane. Throw on your tie dye tee, grab a thirst quenching Zoa energy drink and roll into this podcast with your tray table in the full, upright position cuz we’re getting high on education.  

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#podcast #livestream #marijuana

Aug 08, 202201:09:29
Vabbing
Aug 01, 202202:47:36
Interbreeding

Interbreeding

On today’s episode, Tommy put together a timeline while Pat had some things going on outside the show. This somehow led to an entire show that revolves around extra martial family affairs. Just think of all those times Tommy went out of his way to help out his sister as you listen.

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#podcast #livestream #elonmusk

Jul 28, 202201:12:30
No Blogs Here

No Blogs Here

On today’s episode, Vincent Kennedy McMahon steps away from the WWE and retires while not so much riding off into the sunset. An inmate has quite the transition to make. #3 is back in the chat and we present the greatest accident report in history.  

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#podcast #livestream #vincemcmahon

Jul 25, 202201:34:26
Hashtag

Hashtag

On today’s episode, police are in the lime light and an unsuspected hero is crowned. Additionally, memes go HAM on Las Vegas as Bennifer reignites. A name game shows us that Biscuit Pants had a disease named after him  

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#podcast #livestream #hashtag

Jul 22, 202201:28:53
HOV Lane

HOV Lane

On today’s episode, 2nd Armament is noticeably absent but, don’t worry… we 👏🏻 know 👏🏻 why 👏🏻 and we’re happy to fill all you Number9ers in. Additionally, free merch is given out and more is offered up and Three Finger News is certainly going to shock you.


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#podcast #livestream #whostheasshole

Jul 18, 202201:02:06
Peanut Allergy

Peanut Allergy

On today’s episode, Peanut Butter takes the foreground at multiple points in the show… some more suspicious than others. A box truck is found full of lifeless bodies and Tommy has so much elbow pain, he can’t throw bean bags.  

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#podcast #livestream #peanutallergy

Jul 11, 202201:04:37
Summer School

Summer School

On today’s episode, two friends join the podcast and we all learn a valuable lesson… if you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready. This show will go down as the father of a series of follow up episodes where our two friends learn everything that our two fatties have to offer. If our children are the future…. We’re headed towards a whole new generation of number 9ers!!!  


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#livestream #podcast #rapmusic

Jul 07, 202201:08:31
Define Murder

Define Murder

On todays episode, Pat and Tommy make a life altering error in judgement and the government tells them that they can NEVER fix their mistake. Additionally, a few dads have some tough kids to raise and we see a last minute return of #THATBEARDEDGAMER AND #UNIQUEUNICORN92. This is one for the record books. Unless we alter the record books later on.  

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#podcast #livestream #roevwade

Jun 27, 202201:14:46